#i cannot wait to eat barbecue and maybe get into some redneck shit
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well y'all, the time has come again.
the clocks have officially struck 12 on the american east coast.
in true american fashion, i will have to act like i am better than everyone else for the next 24 hours. pls do not take it personally bc it is just my patriotic duties, & we will return to our regularly scheduled program tomorrow.
happy birthday america!!! πΊπΈπΈππΊπΈπ₯΅π₯΅π happy to be here (most of the time) <3
#this is satire but i am also so serious#shoutout george washington you woulda loved it here#you maybe wouldve hated it actually idk what youre into#but today we pray to you george washingdaddy ππΌ#independence day#i cannot wait to eat barbecue and maybe get into some redneck shit
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