#i cannot help but talk about Shiloh sometimes lmao
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i just realized something. Hear me out!!
So, you know those videos on YouTube and TikTok and Instagram, where there are dog owners who actually feed their dogs raw, biologically acceptable diets? Like, meats and some steamed veggies and pumpkin and all that? Yeah. Those videos.
Now, stick with me on this one. The sooner ya do, the better off we're all gonna be.
Basically, what if people did the same for their monster lovers or housemates or children? Like, say you have a vampire housemate, and you're like, "Tonight for dinner, Angie is getting some live rats" or "Tonight for dinner, Darren is feasting on our creepy neighbor" because vampires would probably be like reptiles, where you have to feed live prey.
And werewolves, obviously, you have to feed raw meat. Now, keep in mind, they'd naturally have a partially raw diet; that means they eat human food like we do, but their wolf forms probably want meat. And lots of it. So it's something like, "Tonight for dinner, Shiloh is getting venison and ground bone, some green tripe, some chicken hearts, a whole chicken breast, some human remains, pork chunks steamed blueberries and asparagus, and topping it off with a cookie because they helped me with chores today."
Hell, lamias probably would be fed like snakes are, with live prey, so there ya go. Just feed them some small monsters or a whole chicken, and you'll be okay. :)
#werewolf#monster#monster fudger#monster fucker#monster fuqqer#monster au#Monster girl au#thinking out loud#Got any ideas? Lemme know!!#i cannot help but talk about Shiloh sometimes lmao
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