#i can't give it to him but he has like three bfs minimum so i'm sure he'll be fine

[shenaniganeryfromtheabyss]

if i was a mech on the Lost Light, i could never be a main character because i literally don't wanna do shit

go to Swerve's? don't drink and super socially anxious

hook up with someone? why would i ever want to interface with anyone? like ever?? ew.

i'm hiding in every obscure corner possible to avoid assigned work, write my blurbs, and graffiti things in peace,,

the captain's cute but he's loud and has less impulse control than a hamster

[shenaniganeryfromtheabyss]

adding onto this

i wanna add that i don't think i'd end up on the chopping block, i would make it to the end

but weird shit would start happening around the time Getaway tries to pull that stupid coup plan

walk with me on this

squirrelly dork who hides in obscure corners, always on janitor duty (ref to another post)? no one's gonna bat an eye at her, he's harmless

a mildly paranoid freak of a mech who knows the ship better than most people? now, that's a problem

if i was a mech on the Lost Light, i could never be a main character because i literally don't wanna do shit

go to Swerve's? don't drink and super socially anxious

hook up with someone? why would i ever want to interface with anyone? like ever?? ew.

i'm hiding in every obscure corner possible to avoid assigned work, write my blurbs, and graffiti things in peace,,

the captain's cute but he's loud and has less impulse control than a hamster