#i can’t believe i’m psychoanalysing a patterdale terrier. anyway. i’m going to eat my crisps now | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

fingertipsmp3 · 2 years

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I’m eating a cheese sandwich and instead of sitting on the couch trying to mug me like she usually would, Mabel is lying calmly in the armchair. Has she finally accepted the concept that she will never be given Human Food (tm), or is she just biding her time and planning

#she’s not even facing me. she’s looking out the window #i think she sees birds. that can’t be a sign of anything good #she has just had her lunch… she pretty much always eats before i do #but usually that doesn’t stop her. she’ll literally lick her bowl clean and come in here like ‘is there anything else going? 👁️👄👁️’#and i’ll be like ‘are you for real? you eat thrice a day. THRICE’#the other possibility is that because i set the smoke alarm off yesterday she may now associate me cooking with danger which.. honestly may #not be such a bad thing #she did try to mug me for my bacon sandwich yesterday though. AND my crisps. hmmmmm #i’m leaning towards her either being full from lunch or just having learned that she never gets anywhere by mugging me for my food #because i don’t think she ever plans anything. the absolute most sophisticated plan she will make is ‘if i barge the dog gate it will fall #over and then i can run upstairs and then i can stare at ellen like 👁️👄👁️ while she pees’ and then she’ll do it immediately #she doesn’t plan ahead. if she’d figured out some genius way of stealing my sandwich she’d just do it #i can’t believe i’m psychoanalysing a patterdale terrier. anyway. i’m going to eat my crisps now #personal

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