#i bet varric does this 24/7

[itsrogerbaelor-blog]

just an accurate depiction of bffs annoying each other

[pikapeppa]

OC Interview: Rynne Hawke

I did this already for Fenris the Inquisitor and I’ve been tagged again by the precious @littlesnowarrow, so here we go - Fenris’s partner in love and in crime kicking Coryfish’s ass or whatever: the infamous Rynne Hawke! (Art by the delightful @schoute!) 

The rules: Answer the following questions as your OC of choice. 

(Like for Fenris’s interview, let’s pretend some journalist from Val Royeaux is interviewing Rynne for Inquisition “publicity reasons”.) 

1. What’s your name?

Rynne Hawke! But everyone just calls me Hawke. 

2. Do you know why you are named that?

My father liked the name, I think. [laughs] I mean, why do parents ever name their children anything? Either because they like the name, or because they want to jack themselves off by naming their brats the same thing as themselves. [Beside her, Fenris makes an odd noise and rubs his mouth.] What? What did I say?

3. Are you single or taken?

Taken. Frequently and very, very well, thank you for asking. [Fenris snorts, stands up while muttering something about Inquisition business, then leaves the room.] Hey, where are you going?

4. Have any abilities or powers?

Yes. I’m a mage. 

5. Stop being a Mary Sue.

Ooh, I’ve not heard of that one. Is that a sex position I don’t know about? I’ll have to ask Bull about that.

6. What’s your eye color?

Some say amber, some say copper, some say whiskey... A lovely shade of golden-brown, as you can see. [charming grin]

7. How about your hair color?

Boring brown, I’m afraid. 

8. Have any family members?

[small laugh] Living ones, I assume you mean? There’s Fenris, of course. Toby, my big hairy baby. Carver, my big hairy baby brother. Oh, and our uncle Gamlen is still kicking around in Lowtown, according to Aveline. 

9. Oh? How about any pets?

Oh. I suppose Toby? But... no, I take that back. He’s a family member, not a pet.

10. That’s cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don’t like.

I don’t like wearing shoes and socks. I wish I had nice hard elfy soles so I could go around barefoot like some handsome elves I know.

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

Of course! We like reading, playing cards, gossiping and going out for drinks, and... well. Never mind. Fenris wouldn’t be too pleased if I told you about the rest. [wiggles her eyebrows salaciously.]

[From the adjacent room, Fenris calls out: “I can hear you. I am right here.”]

Oh good! So does that mean I can tell them about our sex life? Fenris? [a long pause ensues] Is that a no?

12. Have you hurt anyone in any way before?

Absolutely. Especially if they’re trying to hurt us first.

13. Ever… killed anyone before?

Um, absolutely. It’s a kill-or-be-killed kind of world out there! Maker’s balls, Is this the first time you’ve poked your head out of Val Royeaux in months? What sort of questions are these?

14. What kind of animal are you?

Hmm. Now that’s a great question. Funnily enough, I wouldn’t say a hawk. [calls out to the adjacent room] Fenris! What kind of animal am I?

[Fenris replies: “A mabari. You are extremely loyal, exceedingly affectionate, and utterly vicious and lethal when necessary.” Rynne smiles.] 

Awww, I love you too. 

15. Name your worst habits?

I don’t have any. I’m perfect. 

[Fenris calls out once again: “She is a terrible blanket hog. And yet she complains about being cold at night.”] 

Hey, that’s not fair! [she leans in conspiratorially to the interviewer] I just tell him I’m cold so he has to hug me. It works every time. 

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?

Absolutely. He’s sitting in the next room. 

17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual?

Bisexual, thank you for asking. What about you? What kind of genitalia do you most enjoy fondling? [widens her eyes when the interviewer doesn’t reply] What’s wrong, are you shy?

18. Do you go to school?

If you mean sitting in Solas’s rotunda and asking him as many questions as I can to see if there is anything he doesn’t know, then yes. Absolutely. [whispers] I have yet to ask him anything he doesn’t have an answer to. It’s frankly insane.

19. Ever want to marry and have any kids one day?

[bursts out laughing] Did you know we’ve been engaged for over two years? Honestly, that’s good enough for me. Weddings are so expensive. Who needs a big party for no reason? Not me. [laughs some more. She sounds slightly nervous.]

20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?

Absolutely. Oh no wait, that’s the mob of faithful Andrastians who want my head on a spike. Next question please! [chuckles]

21. What are you most afraid of?

[she hesitates, then laughs.] What Dorian will be wearing every day, honestly. I don’t know where Vints get their fashion sense from, but I can understand why the Qunari are always so angry at them.

[In the adjacent room, Fenris snorts.]

22. What do you usually wear?

[leans back leisurely on the couch and slowly crosses her legs] Have a look for yourself. Don’t be shy.

23. What one food tempts you?

Oh fuck yes. You know those Rivaini roasted vegetable crisps that they toss with the sweet and spicy rub? I love those things. I would die for a bowl of those. I should ask Leliana about getting our hands on some of those. Seems like important Inquisition business, right?

24. Am I annoying you?

Not at all! I could do this all day. 

25. Well, it’s still not over!

Go ahead! 

26. What class are you (low/middle/high)?

Ooh. Funny question, that. I suppose I’ve been all over the place? I’m the Inquisitor’s lady now, so I guess that makes me rather fancy and high-class. 

27. How many friends do you have?

Everyone is my friend! Unless they try to kill me or Fenris. Or Toby, or Carver or Varric, or... shit, maybe I don’t have that many friends. [throws her head back and laughs] 

28. What are your thoughts on pie?

I love it. Why, do you have some? Now you’ve got me wanting some. Thanks for that.

29. Favourite drink?

Brandy! Antivan is best.

30. What’s your favourite place?

Oh. Aww... you know what, I really loved the study in my old house in Kirkwall. It was just... there were a lot of memories there. The study and the bedroom. [she winks.] That’s all I’ll say. 

31. Are you interested in anyone?

Yes. I’m very interested in the Inquisitor. He’s fascinating. So intelligent and handsome, with such a nice growly voice...

[From the next room, Fenris calls out again: “Kaffas, Hawke, you will make me blush.”] 

Good. That’s what I was hoping for. [laughs]

32. That was a stupid question…

Not at all! I’ll take any and every opportunity to rave about Fenris. He’s my favourite. [A soft chuckle and an indistinct Tevene curseword can just barely be heard from the other room.] 

33. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean?

Ocean! I know there are just as many living things in oceans and lakes, but somehow oceans feel... cleaner? Less muddy and more sandy. It’s hard to explain. 

34. What’s your type?

White-haired elves with lyrium tattoos and dirty thoughts. 

35. Any fetishes?

I’ll tell you a terrible secret: not really. Though with Bull being around and putting all these ideas in everyone’s head, who knows what could happen? [wiggles eyebrows and grins]

36. Camping indoors or outdoors?

Camping indoors? Isn’t that just... normal indoor living? Or are you talking about building a pillow fort? Because that’s just ludicrous. [calls out to the other room] Fenris, can you ask Josie to send us about twenty more pillows?

[Fenris replies: “No.”]

Damn. Worth a shot. Oh, is that all? All right. Swing by the tavern later if you have a chance! No guarantees Varric won’t bet you out of your own pants, though.

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Read more about Fenris the Inquisitor and his right-hand Rynne Hawke here on AO3. 

Tagging forward to... errr, who haven’t I tagged for this already? @iarollane @charlatron @emmavakarian-theirin @faerieavalon @schoute (I NEED DIS IN PIRATEPIPER’S VOICE) @lyrium-lovesong @inquisadaartabras and honestly anyone else who wants to play! 

[seigephoenix]

OC Interview

I was tagged by @alyssalenko for an OC Interview. I chose my Cadash. She's so feisty.

1. What's your name?

Niyra Cadash

2. Do you know why you are called that?

Cause my Mom lost a bet and had to name me after my father's aunt's nug.

Of course I don't know!

3. Are you single or taken?

Taken.  Though it took him long enough.

*Varric looks up at her in annoyance*

4. Have any abilities or powers?

Other than sheer intimidation, no.  Before Solas ripped my arm off I had a magical green magic thingy in my hand…  I hated it.

5. Stop being a Mary Sue.

Quit being a dickhead.

6. What’s your eye color?

You can freaking see it!

7. How about your hair color?

You got vision problems?  It's on my head.

8. Have any family members?

Yeah I got family.  Blood and found. Closer to my found family though.

9. Oh? How about any pets?

Does a dragon count?  Cause I totally got one.

Varric: Since when?

Since I let what's his face, Orlesian dragon scholar, get his hands on a dragon egg.

Varric: Say that again.  I swear I heard Curly scream in rage from Ferelden.

10. That’s cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don’t like.

This stupid interview.  And Orlesians. And balls.  And the Fade.

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

Sure.  I write novels.  Smut novels. Blood thirsty business mind you.

12. Have you hurt anyone in any way before?

Probably.  My family *is* Carta.

13. Ever… killed anyone before?

Oh hell yeah.  Some I regret, some I don't.  In the end I didn't have much of a choice in the matter.

14. What kind of animal are you?

Cat.  Varric says I'm like a cat.  

Varric: You are.  All sweet smiles and cuddles when you want them.  But then you can hiss and spit nails the next second.

Sounds about right.

15. Name your worst habits?

How much time we got?

Varric: You're not that bad.  Everyone's got their bad habits.  You just happen to lack diplomatic skills.

You mean I have no problem telling an Orlesian noble to go fuck himself.

Varric: Yes, I mean exactly that.

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?

My Grandmother.  Strong, independent, and she took no shit from nobody.

17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Dorian: I would actually

Bull: Hell yeah boss!  Tell us.

In your dreams.

18. Do you go to school?

Nah.  I had a private tutor.

Varric: Blasted rich kids.

Don't even start Mr. Son of Merchant Guild dward

19. Ever want to marry and have any kids one day?

Marriage?  Maybe. Ship has sailed for kids though.  37 is a bit too old to start, in my opinion, to have them.

20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?

Do enemies count?

Varric: No.

Then Cassandra.

21. What are you most afraid of?

Getting personal ain't ya?

Varric: I noticed you didn't answer the question.

And I'm not.  That's personal.

22. What do you usually wear?

Those comfy as hell pajamas from the Inquisition.

23. What one food tempts you?

The chef at Skyhold made this delicious little pastry that had chocolate drizzled on the top.  Ugh, I'd probably be willing to kill for it.

Varric: *arches an eyebrow*

24. Am I annoying you?

A fucking lot.

25. Well, it’s still not over!

Oh fuck me.

Varric: *opens his mouth*

Not one word dwarf.

26. What class are you (low/middle/high)?

I come from Carta but I'm mostly upper middle thanks to my career.

27. How many friends do you have?

Made a lot through the Inquisition.  Only a handful I trust not to backstab me.

28. What are your thoughts on pie?

Nah.  Not for me.

29. Favourite drink?

Dwarven mead straight from Orzammar.

30. What’s your favorite place?

This one little secluded area in Skyhold.  No one ventured there so I was able to hide there when I wanted to avoid doing paperwork.

31. Are you interested in someone?

Varric: hopefully since she's with me.

32. That was a stupid question…

Not really gonna argue there.

33. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean?

Neither.  Give me solid boots on solid ground.

34. What’s your type?

I do tend to like sarcastic jerks who suffer from unrequited love. But who have hearts of pure gold.

35. Any fetishes?

Getting kinda steamy in here now.  How much time we got?

Varric: *covers her mouth with his hand*

36. Camping indoors or outdoors?

You mean like how kids do it?  Giant blanket fort with an imaginary fire?  And sing songs all night long. Hmmm… *turns*

Bull!  Get Dorian!  We're going camping indoors with silk sheets!

[caffeine-cowboy]

OC interview meme

I was not technically tagged by @bitchesofostwick but she said to do it if you hadn’t and I like talking about my OCs so B) 

This is Tahira Adaar! (Excuse bad phone picture)

1. what is your name? Tahira Adaar.

2. what is your real name? ....Tahira Adaar.

3. do you know why you were called that? Uh. I think my parents just liked the sound; they didn’t want to give me a name that sounded too much like a Qunlat title. As for Adaar... well, ‘Weapon’. It’s good for business. 

4. are you single or taken? Taken.

5. have any abilities or powers? Well, there’s the Anchor, I suppose, if that’s what you mean. And I’m pretty damn good with a greatsword. 

6. stop being a mary sue. ... I just told you, my name’s... Tahira.

7. what’s your eye color? A kind of steely grey, I guess? Josephine says there’s violet in them, but I think she’s just being romantic.

8. what’s your hair color? Well. Naturally, it’s white. I dyed it on a dare before this all happened... I’ll let the white grow back soon, but right now Cullen thinks it’s natural and I have a bet going with Varric on how long I’ll be able to keep it that way. 

9. have you any family members? Yes, my parents - they have a farm in the Free Marches. And I know I have at least one uncle on my father’s side, maybe more, but... they’re still in Par Vollen, so we don’t really talk about them. Other than that... there’s the Valo-Kas, and all my friends in the Inquisition. They’re family now. 

10. oh? what about pets? I guess there’s the Inquisition mounts, and I like feeding Leliana’s ravens, but what I really want is a mabari. 

11. that’s cool, i guess. now tell me about something you don’t like. Uh... bad wine? 

12. do you have any hobbies/activities that you like doing? Well, there’s training, and occasionally smithing, and I, uh... I’m getting into reading. I wasn’t very good at it before, but when we have spare moments, my friends have been helping me, especially Varric and Dorian. I just like learning things, like when Josephine was teaching me etiquette before the Winter Palace... it’s all stuff I never had a chance to learn before.

13. ever hurt anyone before? You... do know I was a mercenary, right?

14. ever…killed anyone before? …Um. Yeah, like I said. Mercenary.

15. what kind of animal are you? Oh, hilarious. Never heard that one before. What do you want me to say? Ox? Ram? 

16. name your worst habits. I know I drink too much and stay up too late; there’s just a bit of a culture that comes with being a merc. And... well, not backing down from challenges. 

17. do you look up to anyone at all? Cassandra. She’s so... certain, and strong, and determined. She’s got so much conviction. And, after meeting her, Hawke, actually. She’s weathered a lot of storms.

18. gay, straight, or bisexual? Gay.

19. do you go to school? No. I didn’t back in the Free Marches, either, but my parents did what they could and it’s amazing what you pick up travelling with a mercenary company.

20. do you ever want to marry and have kids one day? I don’t think children are for me. As for marriage... well. I would marry Josephine, but I worry at the amount of fuss that would cause.

21. do you have any fanboys/fangirls? Isn’t that everyone who joins the Inquisition?

22. what are you most scared of? That... that I’m doing this all wrong somehow. That this is all just hanging on the edge of a blade and it’s only a matter of time until I do something so badly wrong it all comes crashing down...

23. what do you usually wear? Simple cloth breeches and leathers, with mail or armour if I’m going into battle. I do like my leather longcoat and tall boots.

24. do you love someone? I love Lady Josephine Montilyet. 

25. when was the last time you wet yourself? Uh.... as a child, I guess? 

26. wait, it’s not over yet! Great.

27. what class are you (high class, middle class, low class)? Low, really, at least for most of my life. There’s not exactly a lot of sovereigns to be made on a farm in the Free Marches owned by a couple of Vashoth. I made a bit more coin with the Valo-Kas, but staying in taverns where you have to check under the pillows for rats isn’t... exactly my idea of ‘classy’. Now? I have no idea. I went to Halamshiral. Does that make me high class? 

28. how many friends do you have? A lot, now, compared to when I was growing up. Josie, of course, and Varric, Dorian, Cassandra, Sera, Blackwall, Bull and the Chargers, Cole, Cullen, Scout Harding... Vivienne and... I guess Leliana. But she’s still a bit... scary. It just means a lot to me knowing that I can go to all these people for different... things? Friendship with each of them means something different.

29. what are your thoughts on pie? Pie is real food. A good meat pie... damn, now I’m hungry.

30. favorite drink? A really good whiskey. 

31. what’s your favorite place? I just like Skyhold, now we’ve made it our own. I like knowing my friends are nearby. 

32. are you interested in someone? I think me and Josephine are a bit past ‘interested’. 

33. what’s your bra cup size? Er... on the bigger side? 

34. would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean? Hm. Lake.

35. what’s your type? Someone who looks at me and sees more than just a sword arm. 

36. any fetishes? Not really. 

37. seme or uke? top or bottom? dominant or submissive? I... don’t even know what some of those mean. Top, I think?

38. camping or indoors? Indoors. I’ve tried both, and there is a reason we invented buildings.

39. are you wanting the interview to end? This Inquisitor thing means I already have enough people asking me personal questions.

40. now it’s over! Great.

I will pass on the ‘to whoever wants to do it’, and I really mean it - & please tag me so I can see! I wanna see more OCs!

[the-jade-goblin]

Interview your OC

Answer the questions as if you were your OC in an interview

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

“Hawke.”

2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME? 

“Marianne Hawke. My siblings call me – uh…called me – Mari.” 

3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU WERE CALLED THAT? 

“It’s a good strong Fereldan name. Father’s mother was called Marianne, I don’t think he knew much about her other than that – he spent his whole life in the Circle you see, never met her himself. She was a good mage so I hear, it made sense to name me after her.” 

4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?

“I am taken.”

5. HAVE ANY ABILITIES OR POWERS?

“I’ve been an apostate my whole life so I’d definitely put survival in that list (laughs) but seriously, I’m a mage by birth, elemental magic is my strongest magic, but I have an affinity for Spirit Healing as well.”

6. STOP BEING A MARY SUE/GARY STU. 

“Oh honey, you don’t know the meaning of the word.” 

7. WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOR?

“Blue! Like the rest of my family.”

8. HOW ABOUT YOUR HAIR COLOR?

“Blacker than night as Varric says”

9. HAVE YOU ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?

“I did. A long time ago…my father died of an illness before the Blight began, my little sister Bethany was killed by an ogre when we tried to escape Lothering. My baby brother Carver he…he died of the Blight in the Deep Roads. And my mother, she…she was killed by a blood mage. I uh…I don’t really want to talk more about that, if you don’t mind.”

10. OH? WHAT ABOUT PETS?

“My mabari Goofus is always with me. I know, Goofus right? But I lost a bet with Carver so Goofus it was (laughs)”

11. THAT’S COOL I GUESS, NOW TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE. 

“Something I don’t like? That’s easy. Fucking Templars. And the Chantry. Oh and Qunari, and most of Tevinter, oh and also stupid nobles, and Antivan Crows apart from that one I met in Kirkwall, oh and what know what else I don’t like –?” 

12. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES/ACTIVITIES YOU LIKE DOING?

“I love to grow plants, I have a garden full of them at my manor in Kirkwall. Well I mean I did, before I had to leave. But I’m sure Varric’s safekeeping it for me while I’m gone. Other than that I like to read, ooh I like hiking too, Fereldans love the outdoors.”

13. EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?

“(snort) yah. Like, a lot.”

14. EVER….KILLED ANYONE BEFORE? 

“At this point, who haven’t I killed? No that I go looking for people to kill, I just sort get dragged into these situations. Sometimes literally.” 

15. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?

“A Hawke silly! (laughs)”

16. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS. 

“I guess the fact that I joke at the worst possible times. It’s more of a reflex really, a uh…coping mechanism I guess you could call it. But it does get me in a lot of trouble at times.” 

17. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE AT ALL?

“I look up to my father, he was a great man. I strive to be as brave, strong and selfless as he was. I can only hope I’ve made him proud, wherever he is now.”

18. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?

“Bisexual. Everyone is hot.”

19. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?

“No, my mother taught us spelling and maths, that kind of thing, and my father taught me and Bethany magic. I’ve never had Circle training and frankly I don’t want to.”

20. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS ONE DAY? 

“Yes. Yes very much so. Fenris…well, I worry sometimes, about bringing up such things, but I would love to get married. I’d love to have a beautiful little girl too, with Fen’s eyes, and a little boy that reminds me of Carver…I really can’t wait to have kids.” 

21. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANBOYS/FANGIRLS?

“(snorting laughter) fuck yeah, I used to get mobbed every other day by people wanting to hear stories or for me to sign whatever they were throwing my way. I stopped going out during the day much when I became the Champion. Varric’s ridiculous tales didn’t help none either.”

22. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?

“Losing people I love, but that’s already happened so many times I don’t think I can even bring myself to worry about it anymore. It almost seems inevitable, like I’m cursed. But being alone, definitely being left alone.”

23. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?

“My father’s mantle if it’s a casual outing, it’s made from scrap metal and re-arranged pieces of a Chantry robe. He wore it when he fled the Circle and I wear it to remind myself of his legacy. For battle, usually my Champion’s mantle I think Varric called it. It’s damn impressive for something I literally found over the years – the last piece I found from the High Dragon I killed. Around the home, usually a soft robe and long pants.”

24. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?

“I have a lot of love to give, even if it’s hard to get from me sometimes. I love my dear friends back in Kirkwall, especially Varric, and of course I love my darling Fenris to absolute pieces. I even love Anders still, strange as that may sound considering where our friendship ended up, but there it is.”

25. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WET YOURSELF?

“Strange question, but not the strangest I’ve ever gotten (laughs) I laughed way too hard at one of our weekly Wicked Grace games and peed my pants, I was drunk so it was bound to happen.”

26. WELL, IT’S NOT OVER YET!

“Okay bring it on!”

27. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU? (HIGH CLASS, MIDDLE CLASS, LOW CLASS) 

“I grew up in lower class. Very lower class. When I came to Kirkwall we were worse than lower class, we were refugees, penniless and nobodies. After the expedition, I moved to the high class. Honestly it…was very strange. I never fit in, I preferred staying in Lowtown with my ‘lower class’ friends. It’s always more genuine down the bottom. Nowadays I guess I’m lower middle class, we live well, not too poorly, not too wealthy. Fen seems happy.” 

28. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE? 

“Hold on lemme count *counting on fingers* Varric, Isabela, Merrill, Anders, Sebastian, Fenris, Aveline, Zevran, my cousin Charity, so 9 in total. Although I don’t think Sebastian would like me calling him my friend anymore we uh, we didn’t leave each other’s company in the best of positions.” 

29. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?

“I mean any pie is good pie if I’m not the one paying for it.”

30. FAVOURITE DRINK? 

“The rat-flavoured whiskey in the Hanged Man. (laughs) I’m serious! It’s swill, but it brings back many fond memories of my idiot friends spent on some good evenings in that place. Also Agreggo Pavali, Fenris and I have always shared a bottle during some of the more monumental moments in our relationship, so the drink holds a special place in my heart. 

My favourite drink based on taste would be this nice berry-tasting wine we had in Orlais at Chateu Haine. I don’t remember the vintage but it was wonderful, tasted of dismay, or whatever that garbage Orlesians say.” 

31. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE?

“I’d say the Hanged Man, I always felt the most at home there with the peasants of Lowtown and surrounded by my friends. Other than that there’s a spot on the Wounded Coast that wouldn’t often see bandits that we’d all go sometimes to swim and relax.”

32. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE~ 

“Well it would be odd if I wasn’t interested in the love of my life wouldn’t it? (giggles) he’s going all red now. Cute.” 

33. WHAT’S YOUR BRA CUP SIZE AND/OR HOW BIG IS YOUR WILLY?

“You know I don’t actually know, I wear a breast band so it doesn’t really have cups. Bigger than Merrill, smaller than Isabela, that’s all I can say really. Still annoyed at Isabela’s prime rack to be honest, forever jealous of that.”

34. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN?

“Well I’ve done both in my lifetime, and I think I prefer the ocean. It’s far more wild than a lake, and I like the salty taste.”

35. WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?

“Well looking back at my previous relationships and crushes over the years, clearly I go for the tall, dark, handsome and brooding type. (sighs) Maker I’m so cliché aren’t I?”

36. ANY FETISHES? 

“(shrugs) not really.” 

37. SEME OR UKE? TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE?

“Well firstly the whole ‘seme’ and ‘uke’ archetype is just…yikes so I’m not even gonna answer that. So is top or bottom if I’m being frank, why can’t people be both? As for the last one, hmm…neither? Fen and I are very vanilla in bed, much to Isabela’s constant disappointment, and I in particular care most about my partner’s comfort in bed.”

38. CAMPING OR INDOORS? 

“I do love a good luxury mattress, but the outdoors was where I was raised. I belong there in the dirt (laughs) I’m so Fereldan.” 

39. ARE YOU WANTING THE QUIZ TO END?

“Aw, is it over? Too bad I never get tired of talking about me (laughs) I’m kidding.” 

[kierarutherford]

Tumblr to AO3 =Prompts/shorts

So for those who like everything in one place, I put all my prompts (filled of course) on AO3. Made it simple to find : 2018 Tumblr prompts/shorts

Here are the ones already done and linked ;)

1. I'm Going to Kill You - prompt filled with Diana x Cullen

2.  You're a Monster! - Little angst, Diana x Cullen

3. Why did you spare me? - angst, *suicide theme -ish/ implied self-harming thoughts* Cullen x Diana

4. I wish I’d never met you - Angst - Hyacinth x Cullen

5. I can’t believe you! - Diana x Cullen - ouchy angst

6. Please don’t hurt me like this - Diana x Cullen

7. Dance with me - Diana x Cullen. Fluff fluff fluff

8. We can’t keep this up forever - Cullen x Diana NSFW SMUT

9. Oh, are you ticklish? - Cullen x Diana. Comedy/fluff

10. Are you flirting with me? - Cullen x Diana pre-relationship

11. I haven’t slept in ages - Cullen x Diana pre-relationship post Haven

12.  Hey, Hey, calm down. They can't hurt you anymore. - Diana x Cullen post-Trespasser angst/limb-loss reference/nightmares. Fluff ending

13. “She’s Hiding Behind the Sofa.” - Fenris x Lara Hawke feat. Lina Hawke. FLUFF

14. “Stay Awake.” Cullen x Diana some angst ending with a feel good.

15. “It was a joke baby, I swear.” Cullen x Diana modern au / Anti-Valentines

16. “I’d kill for a coffee.... literally.” Cullen x Diana some NSFW ish ness

17. In Sickness  a prompt for Cullen x Diana DA setting. Diana gets very sick and Cullen does the right thing and helps her get well.

18. Valentines Day 2018 SMUT!!! - Yep, smut Diana x Dom!Cullen :)

19.  “If you don’t want to talk about it then say so. Don’t lie and pretend to be fine when you clearly aren’t.” Cullen x Diana angst/fluff 

20. “A woman’s sexuality is a moving target.” Zevran and Leliana friendly banter

21. “There’s so much blood.” Dorian x Bull. A little angst/happy ending Adoribull.

22. “This is... exactly what is looks like.” Zevran and Leliana. Fluff friendship bordering on flirting.

23. “This is exactly what it looks like.” Cullen x Diana pre-relationship in Haven after In a Hushed Whisper. 

24. “You love me as if I deserve you.” Cullen x Diana after the main game, pre-trespasser. Fluffy fluff fluff 

25. “You come wake me up at 4am, to cuddle?” Cullen x Diana fluff 

26. “I’m far too sober for this.” Cullen, Varric, Bull and Krem drinking at the tavern. Shenanigans.  

27. “We’re not just friends, and you fucking know it!” Cullen x Diana. After slaying a dragon, someone gets a little too drunk.

28. “Please don’t cry, I can’t stand to see you cry.” Cullen x Diana with a little surprise twist

29. “If you insist.” - NSFW/ SMUT AHEAD vampire Cullen x Kiera

30. “What if I told you, I’ve love you since we were kids.” Cullen x Kiera again, vampire setting

31. “I can’t breathe.” Cullen and Leliana. Waiting for word on the Inquisitor.

32. “Cuddle me” Cullen x Diana. A perfect follow up to 31.

33. “Well this is awkward” Diana opens the wrong door. Adoribull mentioned

34. “You can’t keep pretending it didn’t happen, cause guess what? It did!” Cullen x Diana, some angst/relationship stuff

35. “I really wish you’d told me your mother was in town.” Not the bad term you’d think. Cullen x Diana post Trespasser. Comedy/ light teasing

36. “You love me as if I deserve you” vs 2 ; another one for Cullen because he has such little faith in how awesome he is. 

37.“A package arrived for you, but there’s no return address and the box looks really old.” Some vampy/Cullen from my Dark Moon Tempest world/fic. 

38.  "I love you, I just love her more" Ouchy angst. Diana x Cullen

39. “We bet and you lost, so you have to do it.” Dorian and Diana. Some bff banter. Implied Adoribull 

40. “If I die, I’m going to haunt you.” Party bantering for Diana with Dorian, Varric and Iron bull. Adoribull implied

41. “It’s amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.” Team banter, tent sharing, all SFW. Varric, Dorian, Bull and Diana. 

42. “Excuse me. I have to go make a scene.” Hosting a party after killing a dragon at Skyhold isn’t so easy. Dorian, Cullen and Diana. SFW

43. “Somebody’s Cranky” Cullen gets a good ribbing by the other two advisors. 

44. “Sarcasm is the body’s natural reaction to stupidity.” A witty moment at an Orelsian gathering between Diana, Cullen and Josephine. 

45.  "Sorry, I don't speak skank." Some snarky wonderfullyness. Exploring Diana x Cullen at the Winter Palace.

46: Follow up to #43 ; NSFW smut/sex/woohoo

47. “Knock Knock” - pen pals meet for the first time. Dorian and Diana FLUFF

48. “I’m listening to you. I’m just not paying attention.”  Diana gets a bit too snippy with Cullen. sfw

49. “Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.”  A follow up to #48 ans NSFW smut ahead

50. “She’s hot, but she’s evil.”  Rylen and Diana have a heart to heart about a certain raven haired woman. Modern au setting. Fluffy

51. “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”  Some drinks after battle lead some serious questions, and a bit of silliness. SFW

52. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”  Cullen has to share his cot and tent with Warden Alistair on the way to Adamant. He’s not too happy, and it doesn’t get any better for him. SFW    

53. “She’s hiding behind the sofa.”  Some NSFW ish ness with Cullen and Diana. Cole plays spoil sport with Leliana.

54. “Well, that’s tragic”  Some Orelsian fiascos with Cullen and Diana. A bit of teasing and sarcasm at play. SFW 

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Thedas Kink by GreenSphynx

Not just smut. Kink. But keeping to the realistic. True fantasy kinks can be found here.

Objectification: Favourite Toy - The whole Kirkwall group makes Anders into their beloved toy (on AO3)

Rimming: Fenders surprise - Rimming of the aforementioned Pampering - Sebastian rims Anders until Fenris pitches in

Facesitting: Straddle - trans!Fenris rides the snoot (Fenders) Beware of little sisters - Bethany also pegs Anders in this Favourite Toy - #Objectify the mage, Isabela’s idea (on AO3)

Voice Kink: Sickening Voices - Anders takes offense to Fenris’ and Sebastian speaking It’s in the voice - Anders gets off on hot voices. Like Fenris, Sebastian and Krem

Edging Edging - Title says all (Sebanders) Teasing - Isabela will never stop teasing Aveline Favourite Toy - #Objectify the mage, they all do this to poor Anders (on AO3)

Pet Play: Kitty - Fenders petplay wherein Anders should know better than to bet A pile of kitties - Varric and all the mages (on AO3) Calm down - a non-sexual petplay (Sebanders)

Exhibitionism/Public/voyeurism: Kitty - Aforementioned Fenders petplay is not in a private setting Four Prompts - Fenders with Hawke barging in; also has a mirror and D/s dynamics Mine’s Bigger - Fenhanders circle wank Bored - One way to seduce Fenris is to have sex right next to him (Fenhanders) You speak an infinite deal of nothing - A red Hawke does not like what Sebastian says, but he knows other good uses for that mouth The trouble of Chastity - Sebastian needs someone to fuck his mage for him (Sebanders+FenHawke) Curiosity killed the dog lord - Carver spying on his sister pegging Anders Favourite Toy - #Objectify the mage, pretty much constantly in public (on AO3) The sounds of hiding - Anders ‘overhears’ Zevran No kisses - no the desk of the Warden Commander is not private (Nin Surana/Anders) I can’t stop thinking about you - Sebanders 24/7 bdsm

Spanking: Congratulations - Carver taking care of Anders’ Nameday spanking Mouthy Brat - Fenhanders spanking, belting; someone’s been a very bad mage Bad Boy - Nobody insults their mage, not even said mage himself (Fenhanders) Good Lover/Bad Lover - Hawke belts Anders rather thoroughly, followed by sweet aftercare with Fenris (on AO3) Favourite Toy - #Objectify the mage, Aveline’s turn (on AO3) The true danger (is falling too hard) - Cullen spanks Carver Remember that promise - Kanders For an upset stomach - Fenders figging Are you into this? - Leliana/Anders I can’t stop thinking about you - Sebanders 24/7 bdsm

Pegging: Pegging - Josephine and Alistair; or Josephine and Grim, same thing in this case Lethallin - Merrill pegs Anders Beware of little sisters - Bethany/Anders… also the facesitting from above

Double penetration/spitroast: Warm Welcome - Anders dp by his lovers, after some good toy stretching (Fenhanders) Broody sammich - dp where Fenders meets Nanders Sharing is caring - Hawke brothers spitroast Merrill

Size Kink: No words - Hawke/Arishok always counts as size kink, I believe Anders and the Monster Dong: Adventures of a virgin mage: Kanders.... what it says on the tin (on AO3) Love it - size kink, drunk sex... Anders and Oghren says enough Craftsmanship - Anders and a very big Fenris toy Patience for the impatient - Karl teases Anders a whole damn lot, minor bondage, Karl has a monster dong Bump - seriously Karl has a monster dong (Kanders)

Miscelaneous: Four Prompts - don’t forget that mirror (Fenders + Hawke) Sore - Continuation of a Mouthy Brat, wherein Anders decides to turn the tables on Fenris (ultimately Fenhanders) Bites and kisses - Angry sex (Fenhanders) Shaving - Isabela gives Anders a good shave Now be nice - Simple Hawke domming his lovers into apologies (Fenhanders+Merrill) Favourite Toy - #Objectify the mage, and then some (on AO3) Didn’t see that coming did you? - Anders attempts self bondage for Fenris Have a taste - Rather heavy femdom here with Beth/Anders Not a heating spell - cockwarming, Krem/Anders I can’t stop thinking about you - Sebanders, comes with chastity Vanilla - Bull/Anders with medical kink, bondage and well... the Iron Bull

Noncon: Monday Morning - Anders thinks he owes Templars, but also pre-Fenders My Little Fenris - a day in Fenris’ life as Danarius’ pet slave (on AO3) A handful of bubbles - heavy dubcon in any case, with Senior Enchanter Torrin teaching the older apprentices (Anders) a lesson in control (on AO3) Pretty Mouth - Karras/Anders Saarebas - Arishok/Anders if the Arishok won Cheers - Danrius punishes Fenris with humiliation and watersports (AO3)

Art by @vonuberwald and please go see it because you’ll be missing out real bad if you don’t I tell you: Good Kitty

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All the Qs for both your quizzies !!

Ahh oh my god okay! I might just do Saphira since it’s going to be a bit lengthy hehe :)

1. Does your Inquisitor believe they are the Herald of Andraste?

Saphira might say she is the Herald to those that she feels needs hope or inspiration. However she does not truly believe that she is. 

2. What is their first impression of their advisers?

Leliana seemed very intimidating and mysterious to her. Saphira just sensed a frightening vibe to her and she wouldn’t trust her for a very long time. Cullen was also a bit intimidating, but she felt more comfortable with him after speaking with him more. Josephine felt very formal and logical, but at the same time passionate and caring. Saphira didn’t understand too much of all of the diplomatic struggles to the Inquisition, but she trusted Josie to get everything figured out.

3. What is their first impression of their companions?

Like Leliana, was very intimidated by Cassandra. It probably didn’t help that she was the one interrogating Saph. She liked Solas and Varric because they were very friendly and reassuring towards her. She distrusts the Ironbull at first because of their contrasting personalities. She also distrusts Dorian due to the circumstances in which they meet, but they quickly become friends. Saphira has a soft spot for Cole because he help her deal with the envy demon and checks in with her. She wasn’t fond of Sera at first because she seemed blunt and she didn’t understand the purpose of Red Jenny’s. She liked Blackwall and thought he was trustworthy. Omg Viv seemed so powerful and important that she was amazed by her. 

Overall, it takes a while for her to feel truly comfortable around those she meets since she is fairly introverted. She’s pretty distrustful to everyone she meets. Once she gets to know them and gets comfortable around them, she gets very friendly and protective of them.

4. Where does your Inquisitor spend most of their time in Haven? In Skyhold?

In Haven, Saphira loves sitting by the lake (pond?) because it’s quiet and calm. She feels she can get away from all the chaos and just relax there. It’s a bit more difficult to find a quiet place in Skyhold because there are so many visitors and soldiers everywhere. She enjoys sitting in the garden and walking along the battlements to take in the scenery.

5. Does your Inquisitor recruit the mages or Templars? (did they conscript or ally with the mages / did the rebuild or dissolve the Templar order?)

This one is actually a bit tricky since Saph was my first playthrough and I didn’t realize that I had to travel to the Hinterlands to ally with the mages lol

In canon, she trusted Cassandra and Cullen’s judgement and allied with the Templars. The whole events that unfolded were taxing on her mental health, but she trusted Ser Barris enough to rebuild the order and do better by mages. 

At the same time though, I feel like she’s so compassionate that she would have wanted to help the mages in any way she could. So I’m a bit conflicted.

6. How does your character feel about becoming Inquisitor?

Incredibly overwhelmed and amazed. She feels like they are entrusting her with an enormous responsibility that she is not prepared for. Yet at the same time, she is flattered that her companions and friends think so highly of her that they support this. In any case, you can bet that she is going to be the best leader that she can be.

7.  How do the Inquisitor and Hawke get along?

Well at the point where Hawke visits Skyhold, Saph is very close friends with Varric, so she is very honored to meet Sage and a bit jealous??? lol. I’ve had this idea that they have a bit of a friendly competition as to who is Varric’s bff. 

8. Who does your Inquisitor leave in charge of Orlais? 

Hmm, well Saphira did not trust any of them at all. Before attending the ball Josie and Leliana counseled her on the Game and Orlesian politics. With Leliana’s help she blackmailed all of the leaders to form a public truce. I think that still leaves Celene to rule though?

9. Was your Inquisitor pleased or displeased about Morrigan joining the Inquisition?

Based on Leliana’s reaction, Saphira was a bit apprehensive about Morrigan joining. However, she was pleased to have another expert in magic joining the Inquisition. And she totally adores Kieran.

10. What would the Nightmare demon have said to your Inquisitor to rattle them the most, if anything?

I’ve thought about this one quite a bit!! I think that it would say something like “Ahh there is the innocent little Dalish elf. Do you really think your existence would have mattered if you did not have that mark? That all these people would ever care about you?” Mmm love that angst.

11. Who does your Inquisitor leave behind in the Fade?

Stroud. This decision weighs heavily on her, but she knows how much Varric cares about Sage so… She makes the call. 

12. Does your Inquisitor exile the Grey Wardens or recruit them?

Recruits them. She was very upset with them all of course, but at the same time she can’t imagine what it must have been like to hear to call so suddenly. It’s not their fault that Corypheus was screwing with their minds.

13. Does your Inquisitor follow the Pilgrim’s Path in the Temple of Mythal or fight their way through?

She follows the Pilgrim’s path! She is in awe the whole mission and she didn’t want to disrespect the traditions of the temple, even though she does not completely believe in the dalish gods. Also, she trusts Solas’ judgement and encouragement to solve the puzzles.

14. Who drank from the Well of Sorrows?

Morrigan. Saphira was very concerned about any side affects the Well might have on her mind and she doesn’t want any more power. Plus Solas was acting very reluctant and weird regarding the subject and again she trusts him. 

15. Who became the next Divine?

Cassandra! She became pretty good friends with her and agrees with her ideals. Saphira thought that Cassandra could bring the most positive changes and the people already trust her. 

16. What would your Inquisitor do once Corypheus was defeated?

She still tries to help the people in any way she can. She wants to bring stability and hope to Thedas and the people have so much faith in her. Also, she tries to assist Leliana in tracking down Solas.

17. Does your Inquisitor spend time collecting shards?

Oh boy does she. It might be just bc I’m a completionist and make all of my babies get them, but I also think that she would want to. She is repulsed when she finds out that they are the skulls of tranquil. 

18. Does your Inquisitor spend time solving the astrarium puzzles?

Yes! She is fascinated by them and if she finds valuable treasure to help the Inquisition, even better!

19. Do they take the time to hunt the dragons in Thedas or no?

Hmm yeah I guess she’ll hunt those causing immense harm to innocent people. She probably cries while doing so though because of how she loves all creatures lol.

20. What’s their favorite location to travel to, if any?

The Emerald Graves, Crestwood, and the Frostback Basin! The lush forrest and scenery reminds her of home and her family.

21. What’s their least favorite location to travel to, if any?

Probably the Western Approach and the Hissing Wastes. She hates the heat and all the sand!

22. Does your Inquisitor have a preferred mount? (horse, hart, dracolisk, etc.)

Honestly, she loves all the mounts and learning about how to care of all the different types of creatures. Harts are her favorite though because she finds them so beautiful.

23. What class specialization do they take, if any?

Saphira is a skilled hunter, so she is more familiar with the artificer specialty.

24. If Varric was to give your Inquisitor a nickname, what would it be?

Here’s a question that I have agonized over for a very long time lol. I’m still not very sure tbh, but I really think Blossom suits her. Through all the chaos and hardships she’s been through, she has grown into a brave and caring person. 

25. Does your Inquisitor have a preferred party to bring with them on adventures? (i.e Cassandra, Dorian, and Varric)

Hmm well she cycles quite a bit depending on the mission. Her go-to is Cole, Solas, and Iron Bull. I call them the “I’m ok with spirit and demon shit” squad lol. She also enjoys having Varric, Sera, and Dorian in her party as well.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASK!!!

Inquisition Ask Meme

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All the "If you were the Inquisitor" questions ^^

AAAAAAAAAAALL OF THEM YOU SAY??? WELL THEN LET’S DO THE ULTIMATE SELF-INSERT !! Long post ahead tho!

1. Race: If you look at my body-type, I would say human. BUT I’m a rebel and will say ELF all the way!

2. Class/Specialization: Mage~

3. Your homeland? : Errrrh……. Ferelden? Or… Antiva? Not that that’s where I’d WANT to be from, but just considering ‘elf’ and ‘mage’

4. Your family?: Little brother

5. Who were you before?: Based on my current choice of work, I’d say a healer but for the mind

6. Would you be religious?: HAH - no.

7. Do you have a mabari? - I mean why not? I would rather have a cat, cause I know how cats work better, but if I had a mabari you can bet your ASS that I would love it and call it Muffin

8. Your opinion on other races?: Pretty neat? (Qunari women are hot not gonna lie)

9. What would Varric’s nickname for you be?: Well that’s hard to say really given that Varric’s nicknames can be rather obscure XD Buffy?

10. What would your tarot card look like?: Difficult to describe in words T^T

11. Where would you hang out in Skyhold?: Probably near the stables tbh, or in the library with Dorian because GODDAMN I love that man

12. What would you do for fun?: Hang out with Dorian and get as many rounds of fashion advice as I possibly could - and talk about books. Many books.

13. What armor would you wear?: I like capes…… And long flowy things…… So basically that

14. What would your room look like?: Cats and books. I would have flowers in there if only I could keep them alive for longer than like three days

15. Who would be your friends at Skyhold?: DORIAN, Bull, Krem, Cullen, Cole and Blackwall. I’m sure I’d get along well with Josephine as well tho, so I wouldn’t avoid her… Or Sera. I do enjoy Solas’ company as well and….. FUCK IT - all of them. But Dorian is Best Friend #1

16. Would you have any friends outside of the Inquisition?: BRO I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO BE FRIENDS WITH HAWKE

17. Who wouldn’t you get along with?: Maybe Leliana? Idk? Overly religious stuff makes me….Uncomfortable. I think Vivienne and I MIGHT have a slight big of a problem getting along, only based on the fact that she disapproves of every choice I’ve made this far in the game.

18. Who would you romance?: There isn’t really any female in DA:I that I could be interested in I think. Josie is very VERY cute, so I think that’s the closest I’d be able to get, but supposedly Isabela? That woman is fucking amazing

19. Would you do pranks with Sera?: I might

20. Would you sleep with the Iron Bull (casually if not romance)?: Might agree to some very very casual sex with Bull only because it would be on my bucket-list and I think the man would give amazing head… And to have something to joke about with him afterwards. Like imagine having casually slept with Bull!!

‘HAH! Remember that one time we fucked?’‘Yeah it was fucking great!’‘Still gay though’‘Damn right, you go get that pussy, boss!’

The one thing that might make me hesitate would be whether it would break Dorian’s heart or not.

21. Would you keep Cole around?: Yeah?

22. Can you play the game (politics)?: WELL……. I have opinions. Strong opinions. But sure - yes.

23. What would be on your tombstone in the fade (What are you afraid of)?: Being completely alone - Losing my brother

24. Who would you recruit to seal the breach?: BRO - MY BRO - I WOULD SURE AF GET MY TEAM HAWKE, FENRIS AND ANDERS TO MY SIDE BECAUSE I NEED MY BOYS

25. Opinion on Mages versus Templars?: Mages. All the way.

26. Who would be put in charge of Orlais and why?: Vivienne.

27. Would you sacrifice the Chargers?: FUCK NO WTF WHO DOES THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!? It’s on par with giving Fenris back to Danarius, it’s A BIG NO28. Would you go after Blackwall?: *I have not gotten this far into the game but Blackwall is my cute lil buddy*

29. Would you drink from the well?: I mean………. Maybe………… Again I haven’t gotten that far yet so I don’t know all aspects of it yet

30. Where would you go if the Inquisition was disbanded?: Wherever my closest friends go

31. How do you react to the egg telling you he is an elven god?: Well damn son, that’s cool, wanna take a glass of wine or two with me?