#i bet one of you mofos could diagnose me faster than any of my doctors

[luidilovins]

Since its Disability Month and I'm currently undiagnosed I'm gonna share some fun things that are a little fucked up about me :)

No sense of balance for the first hour or two of being awake

Every joint hurts constantly no matter how much i do or don't exercise

Started having seizures out of the blue about a year ago.

Nauseous until like 6 pm

Tummy hurt when eat pretty much anything

Gets dizzy going up and down stairs

Always tired no matter how much or how little sleep i get

Confusion and fainting spells when exercising

Salavates too much or not enough at times

Started having seizures a while back and now theres constant inner ear pressure and tinnitus

Can't even smell red meat without getting stomach pain

Sometimes heart skips a beat when resting and it feels like getting punched in the chest

Tastes blood under my tongue on the occasion

Can only eat one meal a day or else i get too nauseous

Gets dizzy if the temperature changes too drastically

Shooting pains in my fingertips and toes

Been cracking my joints since i was three

Vision gets wonky and start seeing swirling motions like im looking at a washing machine.

Hives if i get touched by anything too hard or too frequently

Inside of my cheek starts shredding sometimes for no reason

One of my pupils is larger than the other all the time and is misshapen

Perminant unexplained head tilt

Constant migranes all thru high school to the point where i would vomit

Heavy painful periods that lasts months on end (before i got the merana)

Constant swollen lymph nodes

Sometimes just one armpit will start producing so much sweat that it'll drip down my fingertips or my scalp will get really hot and start producing so much oil that i need to wash it immediately

MRI caught a "fleck" on my pituitary gland and the doctor told me not to worry about it

Gets extremely tired when doing basic tasks like the dishes like i need to take several breaks