#i bet borgin and burke thought he had some personality disorder or something | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

virgil-anon · 7 months ago

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Tom working at borgin and burkes will never not be funny to me like tjskdkskdksk I've worked customer service jobs since I was 18 and they made me, an otherwise (somewhat) fully functional adult, want to commit acts that violate the geneva convention can you IMAGINE what tom was coming up with for customers he hated? He's already split his soul at that point potentially twice like... there's definitely some bodies buried in the back is all I'm saying

#imagine his customer service voice yall #i bet borgin and burke thought he had some personality disorder or something #from the abrupt shift of *devious murder plans* face to “hi!! how can I help you? 🥰”#okay probably not that extreme bc hello this is knockturn alley but still #the image is funny #tomarry #harry potter #tom riddle #voldemort #tomarrymort #tom marvolo riddle #harrymort

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