#i bet Michael and Tom will struggle with it when Talkville gets here

[cinnamonanddean]

Okay we're making notes for this one.

Oh boy, the way he swept everything off the desk 🥵

Clark you lunatic! You just outed Ollie.

Hmm if he tells Lois, I see a head injury coming her way

Lex, honey, I need to know desperately: what the FUCK is up with the clowns?? Don't you have enough trauma? Absolutely awful, would not allow my child in that room.

Also pick the stegosaurus, that's cute as hell

Also also since this is all fake, he is going way fucking overboard here 😬

Omg are they gonna fuck in Oliver's penthouse? God I love red-K!Clark.

Girl you're right about Lois and Clark, you're just a bit early.

Oh Christ, another stupid long table.

I also love Red-K! Clark's leather obsession

Oh my GOD SHOTS FIRED AT MARTHA HOLY SHIT HE WENT FOR THE JUGULAR

OMG OMG OMG

Bwahaha Lois sadly eating dessert. You're right, sweetie, he's not good enough for you.

Oh shit

Oh SHIT

Yes Martha, tell him!

Aww he kept the mixtape, what a sweet little dork

Jimmy, you need to chill the eff out

Aww now he's making me feel bad for him, poor baby

"I wasn't the one kissing him" Lex honey, maybe that's the problem, I'm just saying! Have you tried it? You should try it.