#i believe these might be controversial to some 😙

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if you were dating them series

mtl — who has the chubbiest cheeks?

most

fushiguro megumi — he's secretly insecure about it, is also a serial mewer. they've been chubby since he was a kid, and there's nothing he can to to "fix" it. a lot of people, including you, don't notice until you touch his face. he loves resting/leaning his head on you, so they act as perfect pillows.

inumaki toge — also insecure about it, but he can use them to his advantage. inumaki is a professional at persuasion using his face, and it's got a 100% success rate when used on yuta. they're just... round. every angle except front, they're so round.

itadori yuji — respectable position. itadori can somehow switch between having a slimmer face and having babyface in minutes. however, when he smiles, his cheeks get all full and squishable! he's always loved having them pinched since he was a kid and it makes him all giddy.

fushiguro toji — perhaps it's somehow got something to do with having kids. it really hasn't, but that's what he believes. toji looks so cute when he goes "😐" and you can't take him seriously at all. sometimes he doesn't willingly work out for months at a time, and he doesn't care much for diet, so... you can guess the result. (and you love it)

okkotsu yuta — surprisingly not first on the list. yuta in 2018 definitely had some chubby cheeks, but they significantly reduced after he came back from africa. they're more apparent when he looks stressed or nervous, because he fills his mouth with air.

gojo satoru — gojo acts like he has big cheeks, but he doesn't. his face hasn't changed much since high school, and since you can't really see his eyes while he's wearing his blindfold, the lower half of his head stands out more (he's well aware that his lips are the main focus). he gets really offended when you try to insist that they're smaller than he thinks.

choso kamo — they seem to be big, but that's because he pouts a lot. actually, his natural facial expressions tend to be more pouty and sulky by default, so it's hard to make an exact estimation. choso's cheeks are just regular.

geto suguru — geto has a pretty thin face. he also has high cheekbones, and you can do a little squish slightly close to his eyes. it's very satisfying to give him kisses on the cheek for some reason. another hc that i have is that he regularly uses a gua sha!

nanami kento — his cheeks are chiseled! there's not much there :( minimum squish, but he gets confused when you still want to poke his cheeks. however, babies and children really like playing with his face. they also grow with age and when he's less stressed in life; only slightly though.

least

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Where did canon SladexTalia even come from? Were they always some sort of fuck buddies or is it a retcon? And what's going on with Talia's 'oooh I don't know who's Damian's father. maybe it's Bruce 😙 or maybe it's Slade😘hehe' *groan* that was so cringy. And why did she want to have a child with Slade? It was so sudden and came out of nowhere. I just can't get my head around it.

If you mean this

It comes from the fact that Christopher Priest is an absolute troll.

So basically Slade and Talia have a fling in Deathstroke Rebirth, the run written by Priest in 2016 (the same that gave us Slade sleeping with Joseph's fiancée and killing a dog for no reason, yeah that run is wild) and at some point Talia puts out there the notion that Damian might not be Bruce's son, but actually Slade’s (since apparently they used to have a fling back then too).

Now this is obviously a retcon, and it obviously makes no sense. If we go by the original version, Talia got pregnant while she and Bruce where together but she had a miscarriage - or so she told Bruce, because actually the child survived and Damian was born. Later on this was changed with the more famous, more spicy controversial version in which Talia drugged and raped Bruce to get herself impregnated (or to get Bruce's semen and grow Damian in vitro. Depends on the version).

In both cases there's no way the child can be anyone's but Bruce: in the first it's because she got preggered by him while they were having a relationship and it's a situation where she could have not been seeing anyone else (not even behind Bruce's back), and in the second case because why in the fudge should she have gone through all the trouble of drugging and raping the man only to NOT have a child with him and instead having it with Slade? Like WTF.

Also I recall that when Damian initially appeared, Bruce ran dna tests to make sure the boy was actually his, obviously. Imagine the world's greatest detective and the most paranoid man alive taking "btw this is your son bye" at face value.

So why the whole "Slade might be Damian's dad" thing? As I mentioned because Priest is a troll or so I'm inclined to believe. He really did not want to write Deathstroke Rebirth, and what way is there to piss fans off more than putting into question their beloved biological link between Batman and his bLoOd sOn (I love Damian but some fans and some DC writers alike tend to be a tiny little bit excessive over the whole "batman's son" thing, like calm down bro you're the ones pushing for a nuclear family dynamic for the whole "batfamily", but somehow at the same time Damian is Bruce's only "real" son like what the hell is wrong with you).

As my ex housemate once said, it would have been fucking funny if Slade was Damian's father in that timeline, even if it didn't make a lick of sense, just because everyone was losing their collective shit. But regardless if Priest did it to troll people, or if it was just a lame way to create some drama-driven plot, there was no way they were going to actually allow him to canonize it.

If there's anything about it in other comics beside Deathstroke Rebirth I am not familiar with them.