#i am very drunk rn sorry if this is unintelligible

[vampcubus]

three way make out session with obanai and mitsuri. muffling their soft moans with your lips. watching their tongues swirl together whilst their eyes are fixated on you. they’re greedy, pulling away from one another only to advance their lips on yours. and if you tug their heads back by the hair before your lips touch theirs they both whine, green and heterochromatic eyes all glossy and pitiful.

[dcwdrops]

🤝 jalex, jasha, and obviously LART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, oh and lasha

this is going under a read more because i am answering four in one ask !!!!

LASHA:

texts the other memes at 3 am: lizzie because she is annoying <3 

tries to convince the other to do an idea that definitely sounds questionable: lizzie again, her favorite activity is questionable things!! not in like a morally questionable way, but weird questionable 

is the designated driver and who always gets wasted: does getting wasted go well with sasha’s image? i doubt it. but i also think lizzie is more of a puff puff than a glug glug kind of girl, but if they WERE it would be lizzie

always has to host the impromptu sleepover: i can’t imagine sasha wanting to stay on the farm. they gotta plan their sleepovers. 

who’s netflix account gets mooched off of: sasha is rich if she doesn’t do it that’s really mean actualy

brings all the snacks and who supplies the movie: sasha provides the movie, and lizzie bakes a new pastry or dessert for sasha every time they hang out since they made croissants that first time 

is usually the first one to say sorry after a fight: lizzie, but she’s a bit of a people pleaser sometimes, so i don’t think she’d fight in the first place 

is the ‘ mom friend ’: hmmm lizzie, i feel like if she knew sasha a little better she would worry about her but now she is still stunned by cool 

calls the other at 12 am to wish the other a happy birthday without fail: lizzie, she LOVES other people’s birthdays and wants to lavish them with gifts and attention

is the better wingman to the other: sasha is infinitely more chill, so probably her

‘ the strong must protect the sweet ‘ , who’s the ‘ strong ‘ and who’s the ‘ sweet ‘:  HMMMMMM .... surface level, sasha protects lizzie, but ! when/if lizzie gets to know sasha better, she will protect

pulls the other up for karaoke to sing a duet together: lizzie would make sasha duet her own songs in karaoke because she would find it funny 

LART: 

texts the other memes at 3 am: they send them back and forth, obviously. they probably make memes of pictures they have taken around the farm, so it is full of unintelligible inside jokes 

tries to convince the other to do an idea that definitely sounds questionable: well, art TRIES, and lizzie is like hmm... well idk if that would work! and art is like wow ur so smart, so it never pans out 

is the designated driver and who always gets wasted: does art drink? if he does, she will DD 

always has to host the impromptu sleepover: no one they live on the same property so they can walk like. just to a different spot. they are both there. but HMMM if it is like sdv game and there are the little houses for the other farmers then art has to because the main farm house is different, but if they are in the same farmhouse but different rooms every night is a sleepover, technically. 

who’s netflix account gets mooched off of: kiran obviously 

brings all the snacks and who supplies the movie: again, lizzie likes to bake so she can do the snacks!!! art then has to do the movie because equal distribution, but if he doesn’t want to she has a million recs

is usually the first one to say sorry after a fight: what would they fight about? chickens? if they somehow DID, i feel like they would both be apologetic  

is the ‘ mom friend ’: lizzie one hundred percent, she is going to start carrying around bandaids 

calls the other at 12 am to wish the other a happy birthday without fail: LIZZIE, her birthday obsession rises again. call me out if this is ooc but i can see art forgetting and then remembering after he sees her and scrambling to make it seem like he remembered. just don’t call me out in the gc bc i will be insecure 

is the better wingman to the other: lizzie is the better wingman

‘ the strong must protect the sweet ‘ , who’s the ‘ strong ‘ and who’s the ‘ sweet ‘: they are both the sweet!!!!!!!! someone else needs to swoop in and protect them

pulls the other up for karaoke to sing a duet together: hmmmmm they would agree to do it together, they would plan it

JASHA: 

texts the other memes at 3 am: they would not <3 even if they were friends which is how i am answering

tries to convince the other to do an idea that definitely sounds questionable: i feel like sasha is cautious bc of her reputation, so it would have to be jill? maybe?

is the designated driver and who always gets wasted: obviously jillian is the one getting wasted, but sasha does not seem like DD. does she have a driver bc she is famous? that driver does it. 

always has to host the impromptu sleepover: sasha probably thinks the mercers have bedbugs, so it would have to be her. jillian does not have the common sense lizzie does to leave when she is unwelcome. 

who’s netflix account gets mooched off of: again, sasha rich

brings all the snacks and who supplies the movie: jill brings snacks, they fight over the movie

is usually the first one to say sorry after a fight: no <3 IN THE MIRACLE universe of their friendship, they never apologise and just pretend it didnt happen

is the ‘ mom friend ’: jillian, only bc she is protective

calls the other at 12 am to wish the other a happy birthday without fail: jillian would, but only if she was drunk. otherwise she would wait until she saw sasha. 

is the better wingman to the other: sasha, 100% though rn she would just try and sabotage 

‘ the strong must protect the sweet ‘ , who’s the ‘ strong ‘ and who’s the ‘ sweet ‘: both of them need protection and neither of them are sweet! i would say they protect one another 

pulls the other up for karaoke to sing a duet together: jillian, and she tells sasha to stop being a brat about it because she is literally a singer

JALEX:

texts the other memes at 3 am: they also would not <3

tries to convince the other to do an idea that definitely sounds questionable: hmmm i feel like they are not the questionable activities type. they sit and eat toast. 

is the designated driver and who always gets wasted: again obviously jillian is the one getting wasted, but i can actually see alex being DD 

always has to host the impromptu sleepover: omg tbt when he lived with her <3 tbh if it was a late night or something jill would offer one of her brothers rooms to alex. jillian can’t have a sleepover on ash <3 

who’s netflix account gets mooched off of: hmmmm alex only because she gets annoyed that her family would watch stuff and she would end up in a different place because there ar enot enough profiles for all the mercers. she would literally offer to pay tho so if he rejects that on him

brings all the snacks and who supplies the movie: jill brings snacks from the store, discount. alex can pick the movie bc i bet she has bad taste (sorry to malia who i made watch jill’s movies in the other one of these)

is usually the first one to say sorry after a fight: alex, unless it’s something super serious, like, for an example that would not ever happen, burning down a house, then it is jillian. 

is the ‘ mom friend ’: alex? 

calls the other at 12 am to wish the other a happy birthday without fail: alex is probably asleep at like 10pm, so neither

is the better wingman to the other: hmmm alex is nice so he would probably be like “yeah jill is great” where jillian would more likely go a little overboard on the hype on one or two things bc she doesn’t know him that well 

‘ the strong must protect the sweet ‘ , who’s the ‘ strong ‘ and who’s the ‘ sweet ‘: alex would probably have to protect jillian on very emotional manners, but on a surface level, she would protect him

pulls the other up for karaoke to sing a duet together: neither <3 they ar ein the back, watching everyone else and eating toast