#i am the crowley fanboy and i am ashamed

[raptor-claw]

no no you don’t understand. crowley could shoot me in the stomach and i’d thank him while bleeding out. he could get his goons to beat me half to death ‘cause i failed a job and i’d just nod and say yeah that’s fair. if someone ever came to me and told me that i could meet crowley and all i had to do was jump off of a cliff i’d do it, no questions asked. i am so down bad for him that it’s an active health risk. one day i shall fanboy too close to the sun and on my tombstone it shall say ‘death by excessive simp.’