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ketzzzel · 1 year ago
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in brainrot recovery (lie) so here's a sketchbook page
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wisteria-lodge · 2 years ago
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burnt badger primary (lion model) + bird secondary (bird performance)
Hello Wisteria! Hope you're doing well.
I want to ask for some help with my sorting. It was pretty stable for some time, but now I have doubts again.
The major difficulty for me is my secondary house. For primary, I'm pretty sure I'm a Burned Badger with Lion model. It was not the easiest thing to admit, because I don't like the idea of confirming to community, but I'm actually very people-oriented. It's important for me to find my place in the community where I can help people with my sphere of competence. However, I have suffered too much from situation when I was the only one who understood that the established morality of the group I belonged to was actually hurting the members of this community. 
I’m definitely seeing some Burnt Badger primary. 
I'm also neurodivergent and even when I see that there's a problem, I don't know what to do with it, especially when it's something about people's psychological well-being, and it's literally pain for me. On the one hand, it lead to burning - I don't trust in my own ability to be helpful for people around me
It does sound like your secondary is a bit burnt - that’s probably why you’re having problems nailing it down. 
and even though I hate myself for such thoughts, I sometimes catch myself thinking that sometimes people really don't deserve respect and love. 
Okay. I can read that as Burnt Badger primary, definitely. You want to respect and love everyone, but that doesn’t feel doable/safe... and you feel guilty about that. 
On the other hand it helped me to develop a pretty stable Lion model, which helps me to trust my intuition and my own sense of morality rather than other people's opinions when those factors contradict with each other.
I hope you find a group that suits you better. 
However, secondaries are way more... Complicated. I don't understand exactly which one is my natural instinct and which one is my learned model.
It was pretty easy for me to exclude Badger and Snake secondaries. I don't resonate with the idea of adaptability that are associated with Snake secondaries, for me it's just lying, and I heavily dislike lying. 
Hmm. This is a very heavy knee-jerk response. Which normally makes me say Lion - and usually Lion secondary - but I’m still trying to figure out how your Lion primary model fits into your system. 
Also I do not find hard work to be the best way of achieving goals, I'm a type of person who thinks that it's better to work smart than hard, and I happily use shortcuts if they a) don't hurt anyone; and 2) don't give me dishonorable advantage.
Okay, I agree. You’re probably not a Badger secondary. But there’s that Badger primary preoccupation with fairness creeping in. 
However, it's way more difficult for me to differentiate between Bird and Lion secondary. Even in my childhood I had traits of both and they become so heavily integrated with each other that any attempt to figure out who is the main one becomes a reason for headache.
I’ll help you out as much as I can here, but if it’s helpful at this point in your life to just say “I’m both” ... I don’t think I have a problem with that. 
Reasons why I might be Bird:
I am going to say I am already leaning Bird. Because you did start in with a LIST. And I *suspect* that some of your more Liony tendencies might be related to your primary. You clearly like Lion a lot... and are a little conflicted about your Badger primary. 
1) Even though I don't feel like I actively collect "useful tools", I'm definitely a knowledge hoarder. I like to read different stuff, and I just randomly and totally unintentionally gather information I find interesting and fun, like a dragon gathers random shiny thingies. I might not even remember the source, but I can remember every detail in a random fact I have seen ten years ago in a Wikipedia article. Sometimes such knowledge is useful, sometimes just fun, but it happens automatically.
Okay, there’s some Bird here definitely. And it’s not the “scaffolding” type of Bird secondary that I would *expect* from someone who’s neurodivergent and modeling bird as a support system.
2) I infodump. Like A LOT. I'd I'm interested in something, I can speak about it for hours.
That just means you’re neurodivergent. That’s not a Bird thing. 
3) If it's not an emergency situation, my first reaction is to withdraw from the reality for a few minutes
That wording makes me think of dissociation, which is again kind of its own thing. But I also don’t think English is your first language, so I’m not going to read too much into it. 
and try to figure out logically what's happening and what should I do with it.
4) I have a need to have a possibility to plan things in advance, instead of changing my plans every hour because of external circumstances.
Okay sure. I’m hearing prep-work secondary (Bird or Badger) who doesn’t like making split-second decisions. You clearly value the Bird skillset. 
Reasons for Lion:
1) I'm a pretty harsh and agressive person. Majorly I'm calm, but some things can trigger me so much that I immediately jump into my "berserker mode", and if the trigger was strong enough, I can go from total chill to desire to unalive someone during just few seconds.
That sounds like like we’ve got some anger issues going on, which is something any secondary can struggle with. 
2) I tend to be the "hard truth teller," in most situations I say exactly what I think even if it might lead to a conflict.
This sounds like a Lion primary. It’s not about solving problems, it’s about doing something because it’s right. I suspect that Lion primary feels safer to you right now than Badger primary, but if it is indeed a defense mechanism, that may be where the slightly aggressive vibe of this ask is coming from. 
3) I often end up being a leader, against my own will, because no one else have chosen to take the responsibility.
That is indeed a Lion secondary trait... but Lion secondaries tend to like being leaders, and you seem super conflicted about it. 
There's also one interesting trait that seems to be a mixture of equal Lion and Bird parts. I'm somewhat a planner, I prefer to know things that I need to do in advance, preferably at least few days, but instead of having a detailed plan with exact timetable, it's more like a puzzle with pieces that I can combine with each other to make something solid. 
Rapid-fire Bird.
I don't plan more than just hooks and anchors that allow me to remember what I need to do or to say. 
I like your metaphor. I’m not totally sure I understand it. But I have definitely compared Bird secondaries to fishing hooks before. 
I'm also pretty good in using infodumping as a way to hide from people that I lack competence in something.
I expect that you may additionally have a bit of a Bird secondary performance, that you use to buy time, or when you’re in an unfamiliar situation.
Well, I hope that it wasn't too chaotic to analyze)
No, not at all. 
Feel free to ask any questions if something seems unclear or needs more details to analyze! And thank you in advance.
I’m reading you pretty solidly as a Bird secondary. You’ve got this defense mechanism Lion primary that kicks in, and that’s where the Lion energy is coming from. I’m also not reading your secondary as particularly burnt, and in retrospect “not knowing what to do especially when it's something about people's psychological well-being,” should have clued me in to how it’s your primary burning, not your secondary. I truly don’t see a problem with modeling a really loud Lion until your Badger primary gets back on its feet, and hope everything goes well for you. 
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genshin-djinn · 4 years ago
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Genshin Impact Chapter 1 Act 3: A Reaction.
Chapter 1 Act 3 is what took my experience with this game from “good game” to “masterpiece”.
THIS POST CONTAINS MANY, MANY SPOILERS FOR GENSHIN IMPACT CHAPTER 1: ACT 3
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Genshin Impact has some problems— actually, it has a shit ton of problems. But during the fight against hordes of Fatui, with the Adepti channeling their abilities through my gang, flying through them as Oz, decimating them with Diluc— I just thought, this is the best time I’ve had in a mobile game in my life.
This game might not be perfect now— it’s only a quarter of the way done if we’re counting Karenri’ah. But it will be a fucking masterpiece once it’s all out. If this is the level of quality we’re getting for our archon quests, this game is going to be an amazing time on story alone.
KEQING
I love Keqing with all my heart. If she were alive today she would be a socialist here to topple the ruling 1%. When ningguang asked Aether who they trusted more, her or Keqing, I hit the Keqing button as fast as possible.
I think one of my favorite things about Keqing is that she’s so completely honest, which is unusual for a Liyue politician. If she doesn’t like something, she’ll speak out against it. If she thinks something else should be happening, she’ll make it happen. She can probably be deceitful at times, but in general she’s straightforwards in that she wants a government for the people and by the people.
I can’t wait for her story quest!
NINGGUANG
pretty.... voice pretty....
Ningguang is cool. Her JP voice is very pretty, like she could do ASMR videos online or smth. One thing I decidedly did not like about Ningguang is how her personality just ???? flips? In the middle of the quest, for no reason other than “because plot”.
It’s established that Ningguang cares about two things more than anything— the Jade palace and Mora. Why, then, would she destroy the Jade palace for the sake of Liyue? I get that she’s a good person at heart at all, but I want to see more of her indecision, her brain saying “mora” and her heart saying “Liyue”. The way she just flips on a dime isn’t really strange but it does contradict with her preexisting characterization.
Childe’s Boss Fight!
The section of this quest from Childe’s fight to the Adepti + Qixing battle is just nonstop adrenaline.
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Childe is IMO a lot more fun than Dvalin (sorry Dvalin). I’m at WL5 and have a tendency to play fast and loose with important mechanics like.... dodging, for example.... and Childe’s Mask Electro form ended up destroying my team. I killed him with Guoba because everyone else besides Xiangling was dead. I
Another thing I really enjoy about Childe’s boss fight is that in the irrationalities of Childe as a character, it actually makes sense. Genshin is decent at making weekly bosses logical excursions— Andrius wants you to get stronger, Dvalin’s weekly fight is ~~all a dream~~; but tbh sometimes the weekly bosses don’t make sense. Andrius wants to train us, not murder us! How does dvalin, a dream slash memory that doesn’t exist, manage to knock someone out?
Childe as a weekly boss actually makes perfect sense. He’s an adrenaline junkie addicted to the thrill of fighting people— to put this in modern AU terms, he’s the guy who’s first in line to ride the rollercoaster that failed all of its health and safety checks. Childe wants to befriend the Traveler entirely because they’re stronger than him, so that he can fight them over and over again until he’s the strongest. Of course, this will never happen, because the Traveler is the MC and therefore is stronger than all others. However, in this way Childe being a repeatable boss makes 100% perfect sense— he actually wants to fight the Traveler again and again and again.
The one question I have about Childe is how in the living feck are the Fatui letting him join the Traveler and fight for them *against the Fatui*??? I think this might be touched on in Childe’s Story quest, which I’ll do in a bit, but like????? They let him keep his delusion and just walk over to Aether like “aight fam I’m on your team now”? How?
Jade Chamber/ Guizhong Ballista vs Sea Monster Fight!!
Basically, all my charged adrenaline from nearly dying to Childe just came to a head in this one huge fantastic fight.
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And Xiao :)
I absolutely loved seeing the Adepti and the Qixing work together. This fight was probably my favorite fight in the whole game— the music was amazing (soundtrack where), the graphics were so nice, the adepti were so feckin cool, using everyone’s abilities was n I ce. My adrenaline was reaching its highest point at this fight and it was just perfect. It was just so fecking fun after days of WL5 pain, having to pop like five ultimates to kill one hillichurl, to be able to just demolish swathes of enemies with Fischl and Diluc, run around like a madman thanks to Xiao, have infinite health idr who did that for me but bless them, just absolutely destroy.
Ever since I hit WL5 I haven’t been able to really just go insane during a fight and stop caring about HP/ when to use skills/ dodging and this have me that opportunity.
Zhongli’s Deal
*punches Zhongli across the room with the power of being the player character* I love this man so much.
Zhongli Zhongli Zhongli Zhongli Zhongli. I AM VERY ANGRY AT HOW THE PLOT RESOLVED HIS STORYLINE. But it also makes a lot of sense. And I think, for once, Zhongli should be allowed to be selfish.
Because choosing to leave Liyue was a bit selfish. He’s leaving the country that adores him, loves him, gives him shit for free; to its own devices and then to a completely unknown fate once the new Geo Archon becomes god and takes over. But he made a frankly fantastic plan and can now leave the country, for now, in peace.
I was absolutely delighted to see Zhongli in Morax form. Making deals with La Signora, being a complete and utter puppet master who set this entire situation up and played Childe like a kazoo; but just like his dear friend Venti, I think Zhongli is happier when he’s just Zhongli, the eccentric mortal. He seems so much happier and so much more relaxed when he’s forgetting about mora and eating dinner with Aether and Paimon. Rex Lapis might have just put Liyue through the wringer, but he can now put down his 3000- year long reign and just be the happy, eccentric Zhongli.
Zhongli’s little bit of insecurity over being a “bourgeois parasite” makes perfect sense now— he doesn’t want to be seen as Morax, a superfluous god who’s using his name to get whatever he wants from the humans he watches over.
But also the part of my brain that feeds off lore nEEDS to KNOW what Zhongli got from Tsaritsa. What could be worth a gnosis? His own happiness isn’t enough— Tsaritsa is likely going to use his gnosis to try and destroy Liyue. What could be worth that?
My main thought would be either “someone’s protection” or “another gnosis”, but I don’t think the latter is possible. The former could be possible but doesn’t really make sense either— a) whose protection is worth putting an entire country, much less the world, in danger and b) the Fatui are out to kill everyone who isn’t Fatui, so they won’t agree to spare a major player in the war to come like that. Brain go brrr.
I’m very hyped for Zhongli’s story quest, which I think is coming with his banner on Dec 1, when Childe’s banner ends. I really hope that Zhongli visits Mondstadt and chills with Venti for a while, but anything with this guy would be fine lol.
LORE
We got a lot of lore this update and I am delighted by it.
Firstly, we get a tiny hint of how Visions are bestowed— “if a person shows true strength of will at a desperate and fateful moment in their life, the gods will look upon them with favor.” Vague but more than we had before.
Next we got some neat lore about Inazuma— firstly, that it’s led by a god named Baal and secondly that it steals everyone’s visions. I’m very hyped to visit because guess what fam aether doesn’t have a vision.
Final Thoughts
In case you can’t tell from my insane ramblings, I loved Chapter 1 Act 3 and I absolutely cannot wait to play through Childe’s story quest and Chapter 2 and beyond.
The Prologue in Mondstadt set the stage for Genshin. We started out in a fantasy environment with a fantasy tale of an immortal bard and a dragon. Mondstadt was an excellent introduction to the world of Genshin.
And now? We’re starting to build on that. Chapter 1 brings us another story of another god and their relationship with the country they watch over. Liyue is much less of a traditional fantasy setting and takes the darkness we saw in Mondstadt— a friendship ruined by manipulation and suffering— and build on it. Now we don’t just see the Fatui more often but we also see more of the Treasure Hoarders and the way both groups kidnap and experiment on humans.
Mond started to introduce us to the Fatui, but Liyue is where they really start bringing continuous plot relevance. Inversely, we saw much more of the Abyss Order in Mondstadt than we did in Liyue. I’m extremely disappointed we didn’t see any more of the Princess this chapter, but it makes sense given that Chapter 1 was really more about the Fatui than the Abyss Order.
All I’m trying to say is the Liyue arc was an excellent continuation to the stage Mondstadt’s arc set. Now, we’re on to the world of the Eternal Shogun, Baal! I’m really excited to meet new characters and experience new stories of Inazuma, but I hope we’ll continue to see Mondstadt and Liyue in the future. Mondstadt is likely going to be the most “boring” of the countries we experience, cuz it’s just so classically fantasy- themed, but it will always be the first country we explored in this world.
After Inazuma (if I had to take a shot in the dark, inazuma’s arc will take from December 23 to maybe March or April) we’ll go to Sumeru, which I am really extremely hyped for because it sounds extremely different from Mond and Liyue and we’ll meet Cyno and possibly even Collei! (just me extrapolating lol). I can’t wait to see where Genshin Impact goes story- wise, because its first major update has brought so much to the table.
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themjinterviews-blog · 6 years ago
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43. ...'cause it was Bobbi with an 'i'...he isn't just one of the guys; in his pink party dress, you would never guess, he benches 335!
Have you ever wished you could start life over?: Because being an infant sounds like a jolly good time? No thanks.
…or at least go back in time?: Yeahhhh – about that…I’m not fucking with different timelines and all the intricate time-travel etiquette.
When did you last eat pizza?: Tonight actually.
Do you prefer to hear the painful truth or a beautiful lie?: Not sure it makes a difference. In the end, it only matters how I see or perceive it to be. No definite way to known for certain whether people are being honest or not. You either chose to believe they are, or not.
How many exes do you have?: “Official” exes? 4, I think?
Have you ever known a pathological or habitual liar?: Absolutely.
Do you enjoy writing?: Love it.
If so, do you prefer writing lyrics, poetry, stories or something else?: Essays, free verse poetry, quotes, quirky self-help journals, lists, song parodies, etc…
Are you angry right now?: Mildly irritated. I keep hitting typos and I am just angry to have to keep correcting stupid shit.
Have you ever punched a wall?: Don’t think so.
Have you ever lived in a motel/hotel?: Yeah for like half a year.
Do you think you would enjoy running your own business?: Hell fucking no. I have very poor follow through and virtually zero concept of or desire to properly manage finances.
What’s the average rent for a 1 bedroom apartment in your area?: I’m gonna guess like 650-800$
Do you think rentals are too expensive where you live?: We are renting from friends. Doesn’t count.
Have you ever changed a car’s alternator?: Absolutely no idea what the fuck an alternator is.
Do you have Netflix?: The couple we live with does, but personally, no I don’t.
What about Hulu Plus?: Brandon does.
Do you have an Xbox Live gold membership?: Used to.
Would you rather master Guitar Hero or a real guitar?: I don’t necessarily want to *master* either. Neither are really a skill I could myself pursuing to any proficient degree.
Have you ever used an electric drill?: Back when I helped with drama club sets in high school.
Do you know anyone who’s had brain surgery?: Not that I’m aware of.
Do you like playing FPS (First Person Shooter) video games?: I got somewhat into CoD BlackOps.
Have you ever heard of, the band, Porcupine Tree?: Errr, no.
Would you rather wear boots or sandals?: Boots!
Have you ever rescued a lost dog?: B. sorta found our dog now that way. He escaped a neighborhood yard at a friends place and the lady was trying to get rid of him because her son was throwing out some hard-core Of Mice and Men vibes.
Have you ever adopted a dog from a shelter?: Yeah – my Deandra. R.I.P.
Have you ever cleaned a cat litter box?: Yeah.
Have you ever used a machete?: I own one…never had an occasion in which I needed to use it though.
What’s the last gift you gave to someone?: A weird drink coozie thing.
What’s the last gift you received?: A gift card to Carrabba’s.
When was the last time you rode a bicycle?: Last summer when I lived at the motel I think?
Do 2 wrongs ever make a right?: Right and wrong are up for interpretation.
Are you a vengeful person at all?: No. Vengeance to me is going on with life unscathed by and unfixed upon the malicious actions of other people. Seeking vengeance literally just gives them the satisfaction of knowing they got under your skin. Which was btw, exactly what they were hoping to do.
Do you have a good memory or do you forget things often?: Hit or miss. Going to lean more towards forget things, though. I tend to live in my own little world and if I don’t use the information frequently, it quickly becomes irrelevant and eventually forgotten.
Do you know anyone who suffers from chronic fatigue?: Probably.
Have you ever felt like you “lost yourself”?: I think for the first 29-30 years of my life, I didn’t even have a self to lose.
Do you judge people based on their weight?: No, what would that accomplish?
Do you know anyone who’s hardworking but still struggles to make ends meet?: I feel like I qualify; I work my ass off but have 0 priorities or sense of financial self-discipline.
What do you think is more harmful? Cigarettes or Marijuana?: Ummm, cigarettes are widely-accepted and scientifically determined to be absolutely more harmful than weed. Regardless, I smoke both.
Is your air conditioner on?: Either that or the fan. Not sure what the friends who own the house have it set on.
Is your heater on?: The fucks wrong with you. It’s May in Southern Arizona.
Do you enjoy going on walks?: Explicitly the manageably short, non-strenuous variety.
Do you like having picnics?: They're okay. Eating inside is fine, too.
Have you ever had a panic/anxiety attack?: Yessum.
Have you ever dated a co-worker?: “Dated” isn’t exactly the word I’d go with. But I’ve done the work-mance scene. Almost always culminates to awkwardness.
Do you still buy CDs or do you just download music?:Still buy CDs. The car we just bought was old enough to still have a CD player in it.
Do you like iPod/song shuffle surveys?: Not really.
Do you suffer from social anxiety?: Not really anymore. I mean, once I realized it was all in my head, it sort of depleted the level of social anxiety noticeably.
Are you more introverted or extroverted : Introverted. But I know how to appear extroverted in situations like talking to my tables at work.
Do you enjoy organizing things?: There is no consistency when it comes to what kinda shit I like to organize, nor how frequently I do it.
Have you ever watched “Mystery Science Theater 3000”?: I have not
Do you know anyone who plays Tuba?: Random. Nope.
If you had to get a tattoo of someone’s name, who’s name would you choose?: Like maybe a pet or a family member. Or my own name.
Have you ever been to Catalina Island?: No idea where that even is.
Would you rather swim with dolphins or sharks?: Yo, what sick fucker voluntarily chooses the sharks? Is that even a serious inquiry?
Do you know how to change a vacuum belt?: You buy a new vacuum or you simply never vacuum again.
Have you ever given a business a bad online review?: “If you don’t have anything nice to say, then don’t say anything at all.”
Do you know anyone who used to be a stripper (that you know of)?: Yeah, one of the bartenders I knew from the dive bar.
Do you know anyone who’s a hoarder?: I know people with tendencies, but not full-blown hoarder-ness.
Do you know who Maynard James Keenan is?: Ummmm, no…sorry.
Do you take responsibility for your actions or tend to make excuses?: I’ve gotten better at understanding what taking responsibility for myself actually means.
Have you ever used the shower at a gym?: . Yeah.
Have you ever felt trapped in a relationship: Trapped is an understatement.
Do you believe that “love is blind”?: I believe love is almost always something else in disguise…and that it all generally relates back to the image we want to create and embody. I swear I’m not being cynical, I'm just saying “Love” will always be too subjective and misinterpreted to come to any finite opinion about it.
What’s the furthest distance you’ve ridden a bicycle?. Like 7 miles? Could be more or less. I’m a terrible judge of time and distance.
Do you rate every survey you fill out, here on bzoink?: Don’t know what Bzoink is.
Do you know anyone who gets way too angry when playing video games?: Not currently.
Do YOU get too angry when playing video games?: It’s been awhile, but I usually don’t get raging mad – I was likely never expecting to do all that well in the first place.
Do you like to sing karaoke?: I’d rather sing along to the radio/iTunes. I need to hear the artist singing in order to match pitch and sound half decent.
Do you know what micro-expressions are?:. Not remotely.
If so, do you have a talent for seeing/reading them?: Assumingly not.
Have you ever had insomnia?: Medically, no. I don’t think it counts if you just do a lot of uppers and electively decide not to sleep.
What’s the longest amount of time you’ve been awake?: Like, 6 days. It gets trippy. I am in no way suggesting anyone try it.
Have you ever been in denial?: Lol it’d be obvious denial to deny being in denial.
Have you ever been in The Nile?: Sure. King Tut and I go Lazy-River-Drunk-Tubing together.
Have you recently used a nail file?: I honestly don’t think I’ve ever used one.
Do you know anyone named Kyle?: Yeah. This kid I went to HS with. We talked for a bit like a year ago and got Margaritas once.
Is it annoying that I started rhyming my questions?: Nope. You do you, bro!
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cassbeewrites · 7 years ago
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1-100 also im personally Offended that u will not let me be gay binch and tag u 85 times........ im requesting a divorce
oh boy okay fuck u 
Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? 
pandora does that make me basic
is your room messy or clean?i’m a minimalist with hoarder tendencies. 
what color are your eyes?kind of like a hazel-green
do you like your name? why?i used to hate it but now that i’m older it kind of ? distinguishes me? plus i love the nickname cass so there
what is your relationship status? married 2 u elm, always
describe your personality in 3 words or lessobsessive, destructive, gay
what color hair do you have?light brown but it actually used to be red when i was born! god i miss those days… being an infant, having cute hair….
what kind of car do you drive? color?i have a 2013 subaru impreza hatchback. it’s a rly pretty dark grey with purple undertones and a skeletor decal on the back. literally i love my car 
where do you shop?target. jo-anns. teavana. 
how would you describe your style?i like earth-tones or dark muted colors 
favorite social media accountfacebook?? it’s where i run my cosplay page idk
what size bed do you have? twin 
any siblings?i have one sister but i also have 2 half-sisters and possibly 2 half-brothers who i’ve never actually…. met…..
if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?wales. research them arthurian legends. love some pet sheep.
favorite snapchat filter? i rarely take pics of my face so idk maybe the flower crown one?? is that still a thing
favorite makeup brand(s)neutrogena or almay bc they’re hypoallergenic lmao
how many times a week do you shower?realistically, 5-6. ideally……. i would never leave the shower……
favorite tv show?fuck this question i don’t want to think about it
shoe size?9-9.5-10 depending
how tall are you?5′6
sandals or sneakers? mmmmm i do love my hiking shoes but i also love sandals so? both
do you go to the gym? nah my dad is a fitness nut so we literally have like 6 or 7 types of exercise equipment at my house
describe your dream datedying
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?$6 in ones. i handle too much cash during the day to want to keep it in my wallet. 
what color socks are you wearing? …. i’m not
how many pillows do you sleep with?just one
do you have a job? what do you do? i’m a teller at a credit union. i count cash until my fingers are literally black from how gross bills are
how many friends do you have? 0i have like? elma. also a few of my coworkers and some cosplay friends
whats the worst thing you have ever done? be born lol. start writing. learn how to sew. 
whats your favorite candle scent? fresh linen
3 favorite boy names1. Loren2. Liam3. Mothman
3 favorite girl names1. Eowyn2. Ruby (don’t judge me my dog is CUTE)3. Mothman 
favorite actor? leslie odom jr
favorite actress? phillipa soo my gf
who is your celebrity crush?………. leslie odom jr and phillipa soo my gf
favorite movie? right now it’s moana but i love tangled and lotr, unwaveringly 
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? i can’t pick a favorite fuck off
money or brains? ?!?!?!?!
do you have a nickname? what is it? cass, sass, sarcassidy, sketch, 
how many times have you been to the hospital?like twice maybe
top 10 favorite songsjesus christ ok. okay1. Hot Gates by Mumford and Sons2. Whispers by Passenger3. Above / Below by Birds of Tokyo4. Minor War by Birds of Tokyo5. If This Ship Sinks (I give in) also by….. Birds of Tokyo6. I’ll Be Good by Jaymes Young7. Tag! by Scarves8. Despite What You’ve Been Told by Two Gallants9. Young God by Halsey10. Wildflowers by Tom Petty
do you take any medications daily? i’m on that nightly melatonin fix
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)clear. blessedly clear. 
what is your biggest fear? never being someone worth remembering :)))
how many kids do you want? 1. MAYBE 2. or maybe 0? 
whats your go to hair style?Half up, half down. I’m lame
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) my house is actually… pretty big? it’s like. very upper middle class
who is your role model? my old debate coach from high school :’)
what was the last compliment you received?idk elma what was the last gay thing u sent me
what was the last text you sent?“thank u for providing”
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?i had my suspicions as early as 5 but honestly. my mom tells me i have to believe in him for the sake of our dogs because she wants to maintain the illusion that he’s real… for them…. she’s so weird
what is your dream car? actually i’m pretty happy with the car i have. the 2017 imprezas are WAY cute and nice and sporty tho and i would love to upgrade someday 
opinion on smoking?smells yucky. makes our drive through tubes & cash smell yucky.
do you go to college? yes but i am TIRED
what is your dream job?DYING! DEATH AND DYING! being a literary agent actually tho
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? well i actually grew up in a pretty rural area but it was also only like… 15 minutes from a big city and is surrounded by smaller cities. it’s not a bad place to live. very safe and quiet, lots of horses
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? no i have a hair Routine and cannot break it
do you have freckles? no :( I have a few and i have some cute moles tho
do you smile for pictures?no go away
how many pictures do you have on your phone?jesus christ 9,564
have you ever peed in the woods? reluctantly 
do you still watch cartoons? i watch disney movies but like? i think cartoon fandoms are VERY annoying so i avoid them at all costs COUGH stev///en univ//erse
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?chick fil a or die. but i wouldn’t turn down wendy’s or mcdonalds nugs u feel
Favorite dipping sauce?honey mustard fuck me up. chick fil a sauce got me goin too
what do you wear to bed? big shirts!!!
have you ever won a spelling bee?um no i tried bc i’ve always been a spelling hoe and the written portion went well but the speaking portion was an anxiety ridden mess
what are your hobbies?dying. sewing. suffering. cosplay. petting dogs. hiking. being dead. writing
can you draw? i used to draw a lot but fucking jill heiner in 11th grade told me i sucked and i will never forget that
do you play an instrument?i played piano for 12 years and i was never like naturally gifted but i certainly tried my hardest. i haven’t played since i graduated high school 2 years ago tho
what was the last concert you saw? i’ve never been to a concert and may never go
tea or coffee?both but like. there’s a time and a place for both
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?starbucks
do you want to get married?i fear physical relationships 
what is your crush’s first and last initial?V(iktor)N(ikiforov)
are you going to change your last name when you get married? no i’m attached to my initials 
what color looks best on you? greens and dark purples
do you miss anyone right now? my dog :( he’s sleeping in the hall and not in my room
do you sleep with your door open or closed?closed unless my parents are out of town so my dogs can sleep with me
do you believe in ghosts?i believe in mothman
what is your biggest pet peeve? when people acknowledge my physical existence as if i am more than just a semi-transparent blob. also when people call their checking account a “checkings” account. fuck right off it’s not plural and checkings isn’t a word FUCK YOU
last person you called`my mom 
favorite ice cream flavor? pistachio
regular oreos or golden oreos? um if i’m going to spend calories on a cookie it sure won’t be some kind of… prepackaged nonsense
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? rainbow 
what shirt are you wearing? wearin a loose knit dress. it’s olive and strappy
what is your phone background?pic of my sweet dog :’)))
are you outgoing or shy?easily irritated and anxious
do you like it when people play with your hair?no
do you like your neighbors? they are what they are
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?i wash it in the shower but if i wash it too much it will dry out
have you ever been high? no
have you ever been drunk? no
last thing you ate? i had a steak burrito for lunch?? that was like 10 hours ago i should probably eat something else
favorite lyrics right now“all i need’s a whisper in a world that only shouts”or“in a place that’s safe from harm, but i have been blessed with a wilder mind”
summer or winter?why aren’t autumn or spring options
day or night? dusk
dark, milk, or white chocolate? dark
favorite month? october or may
what is your zodiac signtaurus lol
who was the last person you cried in front of? i actually cannot remember 
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How Cleaning Out My Hoarder Mother-in-Law’s Junk Caused My Own Marriage to Crumble
As we plowed through decades of her extreme clutter, I began to notice similar tendencies in my husband. And once I saw the hoarder in him, there was no turning back.
There’s a snapshot Aiden took of me a few days after our wedding on Christmas Eve, 2009. I’m standing outside his mother’s house wearing disposable coveralls, gloves, and a particulate mask. In the background is a dumpster. The ground is thick with dead, brown palm fronds. I am beaming at the camera.    
           I wished so much that I could have met Ruth, my mother in law. I knew she was a bright, adventurous woman who never found work to suit her lively intelligence. She was a 1960’s housewife fascinated by history and art and ideas. She loved dogs. She suffered from untreated depression and agoraphobia.    
           The day Ruth died, her family just locked up the house and walked away. Now, five years later, it’s still standing empty. Aiden worries about it. I worry about him. No one, I think, should have to clear out a parent’s house alone. His brothers are no help at all.    
           “You and I can do it together,” I say. “It’ll be our honeymoon. We’ll take a month and just get it done.”    
           And now we’re here.    
           The front door opens into the living room — an ironic name for such an uninhabitable place. I’ve never seen anything like this. There are LPs, stained mattresses, mountains of canned food, ripped cushions, dog crates, and hundreds upon hundreds of boxes. All fading back into the darkness. The smell is beyond staleness or rot. It’s the stench of sickness, of time lost.    
           I’d fantasized about meeting my mother in law. Now I’m getting my wish, but in the most macabre way. As I dig through her belongings, I feel I’m excavating Ruth herself. Every room in that house — every pile of garbage, every broken sofa, every packed closet — seems saturated with her spirit. Each stratum we uncover reveals more of the woman who raised my husband — a woman whom I will otherwise never know.    
           I haven’t yet heard of obsessive-compulsive hoarding. I have no idea that there’s a clinical name for what I’m looking at. I only know that Ruth’s house feels like a map of a disturbed mind.    
           Why, I wonder, is the floor of the den covered in newspapers three feet deep?    
           “That’s for the dogs,” Aiden explains, as if it makes perfect sense. We start hacking the newspaper out, a job that requires pickaxes and shovels. Clouds of powdered filth fill the air. The whole thing is a petrified matt of paper, urine and excrement. Decades ago, Ruth crammed her ever-growing collection of dogs — eighteen? twenty? — into this single modest-sized room and left them to do their thing. When the floor got bad, she simply added another layer of paper.    
           In another room, I find notebooks. Boxes of them, all densely crammed with faint, microscopic handwriting. They’re lists of words.    
           “Oh, Mom was always learning languages,” Aiden tells me. Some of the word-lists are in English. Others are in Spanish, German, Polish, Norwegian. Clearly the work of an intelligent and gifted person. The thing is, I can’t see anyone actually using them for anything. They’re barely legible. It’s as if Ruth was collecting words just for the sake of having them.    
           Further in, there’s a stack of maybe thirty cardboard boxes, wrapped in paper and swathed in packing tape. What was Ruth storing with such special care? Even with my mat knife, it takes a long time to get the first one open. I tear off the paper. Underneath there’s more tape. Then tissue paper. Gently, I turn back the layers.    
           Palm fronds. The box is full of dead palm fronds from the yard outside, carefully folded and packed.    
           I spend the next hour cutting open more boxes. They all contain more of the same. As I work, I keep twisting to glance behind me.    
           Back in the den I find Aiden crouched down, frowning at the heaps of crud that we’ve hacked out of the floor.    
           “We need to go through all this by hand,” he says earnestly.    
           I stare. “You mean the whole room? All of it?”    
           “There could be something important buried here,” he says. “Get a bag.”    
           I get a bag. As I start sifting, I try to think of something to say. We can’t do this. We’ll never get through it all. This is crazy.
           I pry up a wad of rat-chewed newsprint. Underneath, gazing up at me, are Aiden’s eyes.    
           It’s a photograph, half buried in the muck. It can’t be Aiden, though.    
           The picture is old, taken maybe around 1920. But the resemblance is eerie. Same curly brown hair, same beautiful eyes. The guy is obviously a relative. Aiden has no idea who he is.    
           Later on, we show the picture to Aiden’s dad. “That’s your Great Uncle Norman,” he says. “He had some problems.” Problems? Apparently, Ruth’s uncle committed suicide sometime before the Second World War.    
           I’m sorry to hear it. But what really disturbs me is the vision of my sweetie buried under a pile of garbage in that house. Those eyes, hidden down there for decades. Sad eyes. A genetic heritage.    
           At the end of January, after about a month of excavation, we run out of time. The whole process has been traumatic for Aiden, and to what end? We’ve filled one corner of the dumpster, which means we’ve thrown away the equivalent of about one closet’s worth of stuff. The rest of the house we leave as it was, relocking the door behind us. I feel defeated. Aiden is silent.    
           Back in London, our cluttered apartment is starting to worry me.    
           “I’m remodeling, so everything’s kind of up in the air,” Aiden had told me months before, the first time I saw where he lived: before it became where we lived. I’d been impressed to learn that he was doing all the work himself. Naturally the place was messy now, I thought. I could see it was going to be beautiful when it was done.    
           But time passed, and the remodel began to seem like the labor of Sisyphus: a project that could absorb any amount of time and work without ever reaching completion.    
           Now we’ve returned from California and moved into a construction site. It’s uncomfortable. There’s no room for my stuff. Aiden urges patience as he keeps accumulating tools and crates and building materials salvaged from neighborhood trash cans. One night, I come home and am bewildered to see what looks like a pile of car parts in the living room.    
           I’m starting to understand that, for my husband, the chaos of the remodel is not a temporary stage on the way to a cozy shared living space. It’s the way he lives.    
           When I shake out a blanket, clouds of dust and mold fly up. We have fleabites. Without consulting me, Aiden adopts two dogs, which are never housebroken. Now I have to wear clogs all day, stepping over puddles on my way to the kitchen.    
           I offer to do all the cleaning myself. “This is not your project,” Aiden responds. I try to negotiate for one clutter-free room. For the first time, I see my husband truly furious. Once, I rearrange a couple of pictures on the wall. After that, Aiden doesn’t speak to me for a week. He feels that I’m a feckless control freak. I feel unwelcome and unvalued. Much as I love him, I’m sliding into chronic depression. Angry depression.    
           Through it all I can’t get Ruth, or her house, out of my mind.    
           Finally, two years later, our marriage ends. I’ve been fighting hard to clear away the obstacles — physical and emotional — that stand between us. To Aiden, I’ve realized at last, my efforts feel like an attack on the core of his being.    
           The hoarder crowds his life with rubbish in an effort to keep other things out of his life. Things like spontaneity, and the spiritual intimacy reflected in a shared living space. Love and friendship don’t stand a chance. The need to barricade oneself — literally and psychologically — overrides everything else.    
           I grieved our loss for a long time. But today I’m sitting in a tranquil room full of clean surfaces. There’s open space. There’s sunlight. I luxuriate in having exactly what I need and no more — my books, my teakwood desk, my glass pen jar. Best of all, my thoughts have room to spread and blossom.    
Freya Shipley is a writer, editor, and speech coach in the San Francisco Bay Area, where she works with a wide range of freelance clients in all three fields. Freya loves helping individuals and organizations develop communication skills that do justice to their ideas.
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