#i am sososososo luckyy i didnt get anything actually on me

[ashey-did-owt-wrong]

@twilightarcade 's:

I was walking home from being at the cinema with mates(oppenheimer. meh not great movie) and halfway home, in the centre of town egg boom! Next to me on the floor

Antother egg right after actually hits me (I AM SO LUCKY. it bounced off and splattered on the floor i am SO LUCKY. It somehow hit me probably the only place it wouldnt go splat everywhere it hit where my hoodies hood on my back so ljke 3 layers of fabric not 1

It hurt dude. For just an egg why did it hurt

They yelled 'fucking tr.nny' which like. Im 9999% sure is a slur and they i dont think they meant it nicely. Im sort of not the target audience but like. Its not okay. Like at all

The cars (two of them. What the fuck) drove past forwards and lobbed two more eggs but they missed im so lucky

They came round past a second time i think they went around the block and threw one at me and two at this mum with a baby in a buggy. Like whaf the fuck.

I fucking WISH i had a rock. Just from anywhere small enoigh i can throw big enough to damage their cars smash a window i would fucking throw it so hard and then leg it the other way i wishhh. I need to start carrying around rocks or soemthing

I am quite proud of how i reacted. I just didnt at all i hipe they got absolutely nothing out of me. Even when they hit me i didnt even turn or look at them. I didnt stop walking or change or do anything percievable i hope i hope. I so hope they got nothing out of me at all they dont deserve anything at all i hope they crash and die and fall off a cliff and burn in hell and fail at samsara and get reborn as a fly or whatever religions punishment for being an utter cunt to decent people around you

Im really more bothered about the baby in the buggy. What if they hit the baby or the mum that would actually be awful they were doing literally nothing at all whatsoever. The six boys in the car deserve to fucking . Crash and burn and everything bad

Im so popular that people threw eggs at me from out of a car whilst yelling slurs!!!!!!!!!!