#i am so tempted to tag zia

[halfagone]

HALFA I JUST SAW A THING AND THOUGHT OF YOU, AND HOW UNHINGED YOU TEND TO BE!!!!

So, on the topic of a previous ask I saw about rarepairs...and then right after Tumblr places a very specific picture on my dash.

The original picture itself has NOTHING to do with DP...OR DC...but I saw it and was struck by the thought "this is just Talia meeting Valkyrie Kingsguard Jazz" like it was a bolt of lightning and my brain a lightning rod.

https://www.tumblr.com/beautyfulskyrimdaily/731199974948405248?source=share

As soon as I saw it and the thought hit, I KNEW I had to show this to you, because it made me so unhinged thinking about the two badass women having a bit of a meet cute...maybe in the middle of a fight...perhaps against the GIW as they, in their utter hubris, decide to lay siege to Nanda Parbat in hopes of extermination the Lazarus Pits and all those that use them.

And oh no...Ra's al Ghul has been pushed into the Pits and hasn't resurfaced...(Walker has him in custody, don't worry :) )...who's going to lead the Assassins now? Certainly not his very responsible and much nicer daughter...who's interested in the woman who singlehandedly tore her way through the ranks of the Agents surrounding them to open a path for the rest of the Ghosts to go through and create chaos :)

Oh my gosh this ask is rewiring my brain- I've written (Past) Maddie/Talia before, and I've seen people talk about Jazz/Bruce but Jazz/Talia???

Oh my gosh I am overwhelmed (positive), I love it so much. They could be so good for each other or so toxic and honestly I am here for either. Here Damian thought he only had to worry about Selina as a stepmother, no no no! Now he has to worry about Jazz as a stepmother, and he can't decide if that's worse or better. Because on one hand, Jazz would probably be really nice to him and try to bond with him, but on the other hand this is tsundere Damian over here, it takes a while before he really warms up to new people in his life. Especially new family members.

Who could you DO this to meeeee /j lh

That pic really is so perfect for Jazz and Talia though, and it's making the plot bunnies worse HELP-

[thegreatdivide]

OC Interview

Rules:

1. Choose an OC

2. Answer them as that OC

3. Tag 5 people to do the same!

Tagged by @avaleon @ronqueesha & @lothrilzul thank you♥️

Tagging: I've seen this done by many people, so I apologize if you've already been tagged or have done this: @alexaberkeley @the-dubstep-strawberry @angeliquedevive

1. What is your name? Zia.

2. Do you know why are you named that? Not going to go into detail, but it has to do with the sun.

3. Are you single or taken? Single and perfectly fine with it.

4. Have any abilities or powers? *shrugs shoulders* Not really.

5. Stop being a Mary Sue. Trust me, I'm not a Mary Sue.

6. What’s your eye color? Uh...green.

7. How about your hair color? *raises eyebrow and stares*

8. Have any family members? No...my family is...well they're long gone. We'll leave it at that.

9. Oh? How about pets? I had a dog named Rhino, but...umm nevermind.

10. That’s cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don’t like? Right....well you'd be better off asking me what I like, much shorter list you know.

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do? I doodle and write quite a bit. I kinda like scavaging and repurposing things. I made the outfit I'm wearing actually.

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before? I've made my share of mistakes just like everyone else.

13. Ever… killed anyone before? Nah the gun on my back is just for looks.

14. What kind of animal are you? Huh?

15. Name your worst habits? I suppose isolating myself and pushing people away isn't exactly a good habit.

16. Do you look up to anyone at all? Not anymore.

17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual? Gay and yes I'm sure.

18. Do you go to school? Nope.

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day? What?!? No. I mean I don't know. I mean I don't think I want to discuss this.

20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?

Do I have a what?!?

21. What are you most afraid of? This interview never ending. *sarcastic laugh* Seriously though severe radiation poisoning.

22. What do you usually wear? The outfit I'm wearing right now or something similar.

23. What’s one food that tempts you? Right now that plate of sweetrolls next to you. Do you mind? *snatches one*

24. Am I annoying to you? Depends, are we done?

25. Well, it’s still not over! *sighs*

26. What class are you (low/middle/high)?Idk...low to middle maybe.

27. How many friends do you have? I don't really have friends. People are probably better off not knowing me anyway.

28. What are your thoughts on pie? I tried a piece of pie once and it was way too sweet.

29. Favorite drink? Water or Quantum with vodka if I need something strong. You don't have any by chance do you?

30. What’s your favorite place? I'm not usually fond of living in big settlements, but my shack in Sanctuary is nice enough for now.

31. Are you interested in anyone? I'm not really sure...

32. That was a stupid question… I'd say a bit personal.

33. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean? I try my best to avoid large bodies of water.

34. What’s your type? I rather not get into that.

35. Any fetishes? Excuse me?

36. Camping or outdoors? Well I usually camp outdoors so....

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

OC Interview

1. Choose an OC.

2. Answer them as that OC.

3. Tag 5 people to do the same. (Tag as many as you wish) Leaving this as an open tag, feel free to do it if you want!

@captainofthefallen said anyone could do this and well since she did her D&D character and mentioned mine in her interview I just have to share Kaimi now by default.

(Kaimi’s physical features are based on Keisha Castle Hughes.)

1. What is your name?

She holds out her hand for you to shake. “Kaimi.” Her tone and smile are warm, but also a little businesslike. She has an Irish accent, and there is something very grounded about her, even though she seems relaxed.

2. Do you know why you are named that?

“My name means the seeker. I was never sure why I was called that, since I never knew my parents. I was an orphan of the Empire. But recently I’ve learned things that make me wonder... if I was named that so I could seek out my people.”

3. Are you single or taken?

She blushes and smiles. “Taken.”

4. Have any abilities or powers?

She shakes her head. “Unless you count rounding up these numbskulls as a special ability... not really?”

5. Stop being a Mary sue.

“Sorry, my name is Kaimi, K-A-I-M-I.”

6. What’s your eye color?

Brown.

7. How about your hair color?

Brown.

8. Have any family members?

Biological, not that I know of. But I have my mother, who raised me, and my many siblings from the orphanage, and Sid, Alvyn, and Zia, my... well not officially adopted but my adopted children. Corda and Tharv feel like family. Corda’s my best friend.

9. Oh? How about pets?

She holds up a rather large dog. It looks like a husky, except there are three heads where there should be one. All three heads pant happily. “This is Cuchulain, he’s my baby boy. Raised him from a pup.” She puts the dog down and pets his heads. “And then there’s Thunder, my gray render.” She gestures to a large... something, a creature that’s like a cross between a jacked up hippo and a gorilla, with large rows of sharp teeth and yellow spider eyes.

The animal, Thunder, bellows gently and licks Kaimi with his large tongue. Kaimi laughs. “And then there’s Scales.”

“Fuck you!” an Australian-accented voice yells from offscreen.

“Kidding!” Kaimi replies cheerfully.

10. That’s cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don’t like?

Kaimi’s eyes get very hard and dark. “Wizards,” she says, her tone as light and sharp as a glass dagger. She does not elaborate.

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

“I cook. I’m not too bad at it, if I may say so myself. Parenting this lot, which isn’t so much a hobby as a full-time job.”

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?

“Yes.” Again, she does not elaborate. There is a heaviness to her tone.

13. Ever…killed anyone before?

“When I had to.” She pauses. “It’s not something I overall enjoy. But it comes with the territory, you know.”

14. What kind of animal are you?

Kaimi brightens. “Oh, I love these questions! I think I would be a capybara. They adopt animals that aren’t their own and mother them. They’re highly social and I think they’re quite cute. And they’re herbivores!”

15. Name your worst habits.

Kaimi chews on her bottom lip. Her voice, when she speaks, is a bit dull, as though she does not like to speak of this. “I’ll do anything to protect my family. Sometimes that means I can be... overzealous. And I’m... I’m rather cold-hearted. I try not to be. But I’ve manipulated people before, to achieve my goals. And I don’t regret it. I plan to do it again. To eliminate the Empire...” She shrugs. “I’ll do whatever it takes. And if that means lying or killing the right people or whatever in order to get it to fall... then that’s the price I pay. I’m a mastermind. It’s what I’m good at--not just people but, getting people to believe me and do what I say.”

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?

“My mother,” she says without skipping a beat. “She went through so much, lost two loves of her life, her son, raised this orphanage all by herself... she’s the strongest, kindest person I know.”

17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?

Kaimi cocks her head to the side, an amused smile on her face. “I think you’re forgetting a few. Asexual, demisexual... but for the record, I’m bisexual.”

18. Did you attend school?

“Not as such, although Mother would teach us all, we had lessons every day.”

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?

There is a crash from another room, followed by a teenage male voice and a woman in her twenties both yelling, “EVERYTHING’S FINE!” simultaneously.

Kaimi sighs. “I think I’ve got enough kids already, don’t you?

“As for marriage... Talon isn’t... we haven’t really... it’s not. We’re not. Typical. I don’t know if we’d ever have a proper ceremony or anything. But I want to spend the rest of my life with him, and that’s what matters.”

20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?

“I’m... what? What are those?”

21. What are you most afraid of?

“Losing the people I love.” That hard look enters her eyes again. “But it won’t come to that.” Her voice is once again light and sharp.

22. What do you usually wear?

Kaimi gestures at herself. “This.” She’s wearing light armor, well made, out of a metal that is both dark and shining. It was clearly made just for her, tailored to her body. “Talon made it for me. Along with these.” She pats the daggers at her hips. “It was his first gift to me.” Her voice shines with affection.

23. What’s one food that tempts you?

“My mother’s soup, oh my Guides, you need to try it.”

24. Am I annoying you?

“Not at all!”

25. Well, it’s not over!

Kaimi laughs. “Keep firing away, then!”

26. What class are you (Low/middle/high)?

“I was an orphan, so, quite low on the totem pole in the Empire. Now, I’m not sure. What class are hero-adventurers?”

27. How many friends do you have?

“Not many, but they’re good ones. Corda, Tharv, Ghazril, Keung... Scales when he’s not annoying me... So just the five, I suppose.”

28. What are your thoughts on pie?

“Pie is absolutely delish. Did you ask Corda about this? Is this why she’s asking me about pie?”

29. Favorite drink?

“A good red wine. People actually tend to assume I’m a lightweight.” Kaimi winks at you. “They’d be wrong.”

30. What’s your favorite place?

“It’s a tie. My mother’s orphanage, where I grew up, or...” Kaimi blushes, looking down at her fingers. “My bedroom with Talon, in Tharv’s shop.”

31. Are you interested in anyone?

Kaimi yells into another room. “Talon? Would you say I’m interested in you?”

“I assume so?” is the reply. “I mean if not that makes all the sex and love declarations kind of awkward.”

32. That was a stupid question…

Kaimi smirks. “Yes. Yes it was.”

33. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?

“I’ve never been to a lake, actually. I suppose the ocean, then. I’d like to try a lake, though.”

34. What’s your type?

“If we’re looking at my track record, psychopaths.”

35. Any fetishes?

“Now, now, you’ll have to buy me dinner first before you can ask those kind of questions.”

36. Camping or outdoors?

“Isn’t camping and outdoors the same thing?” Kaimi stands up, brushing off her lap. “It was lovely talking to you. Feel free to stop by any time. Don’t mind the Beholder, Tharv’s lovely and he won’t eat you.” She winks, and walks off to investigate the suspicious crashing from a few moments ago.