#i am so sex in the city . 🙂🔫

[fuckassbobdylan]

romantic prospects i’ve had post breakup

- guy id wanted to fuck for three years who was actually really bad in bed and also called me from a conference in scandinavia to get me to talk him out of killing himself when we’d been talking for two weeks

-girl i went on two dates with who despised my roommate and was like i can’t stand being around her

- very sweet jewish puppeteer who shared my interests and wanted to be my boyfriend but i was not physically attracted to him whatsoever

- really hot girl i met at a party who after we started talking turned out to have kind of a grating personality

- guy who had a mutual crush on me all last semester but neither of us told each other bc i was partnered at the time and then he moved to the VIRGIN ISLANDS confessing his attraction to me but w no plans to move back