#i am shaking like a fucking chihuaha but everything is ok

[daincrediblegg]

i too would love to kiss bruno, he's so cute 😭 just kiss his face and hug and squeeze him. i get the sense his partner could just grab a fistful of his hair and lean him back and just deeply kiss him and he'd melt

yeah. I mean. YEAH. I MEAN LOOK AT HIM OK???? he can barely take a familial kiss on the cheek from his own mama like??? Listen. Mans got a lotta deficiencies for sure after living in the walls for 10 years. Iron, Vitamin D for sure, but probably the most serious of these is BIG KISS DEFICIENCY. And that's something Julieta's Arepas can't cure...

BUT I CAN. BECAUSE HIS FACE IS SO GODDAMN KISSABLE ALL OVER MY GOD LOOK AT HIM YOU KIDDING??? His forehead? brush those curls back and it's free real estate for smooches. Those eyelids laden dark and purplish with no doubt several vitamin deficiencies (some of which I've listed) and also lack of sleep? Perfect for some soft little pecks to help him fall asleep faster. His cheeks? no doubt covered all the time (and not just from me - Alma and Julieta and probably Pepa too be helpin out because they're just so glad the baby of the family is back home and they never gonna let him go affection deficient from them ever again. It is madrigal family law now, and everyone is in on it). THAT JAW AND THAT NECK THO????? FULL OF SCRUFF???? 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴personally I get weak thinking about kissing that oh my lord. and you know what HE WOULD TOO LIKE IT TICKLES LIKE HELL BUT OH MY GOD (new headcanon- that's one of his big weak spots I bet for sure. you do anything like wrap your arms around his neck or play with the curls at the back of his head or hold him by the jaw to kiss him that's like... THE butter melting button for him oh my god. and this one's just for me but I find his adam's apple to be particularly alluring idk why I wanna smooch it so bad but I do wanna smooch that sinewy neck like so fuckin bad) AND LETS NOT FORGET HIS NOSE!!!!! HIS BEAUTIFUL BIG OL FUCKING NOSE THAT'S JUST THE BIGGEST PIECE OF FREE REAL ESTATE LIKE MY GOD LOTTA GROUND TO COVER THERE BUT I WILL HAPPILY VENTURE UP THAT MOUNTAIN IT DESERVES SO MUCH LOOOOOVE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

aND THEN!!!! and then there's the crown jewel. His lips. Almost feels like forbidden fruit because of town pariah status- even to him. Like who would want to kiss him??? But then you do. And they're soft and too pliant under yours because he hasn't even fully computed he's being kissed yet- still wide-eyed looking at you, eyes closed peacefully and so so close. And then it registers. You're KISSING him. Right when you're pulling away. And he... he liked it. He wanted it too. So his lips dive right back into yours before you can pull away completely. And he settles his shoulders and brings you closer hoping you'd forgive him for being so slow, and hands snaking to his waist and back confirm that for him and he whimpers into it. Never having felt so satisfied from something in his whole life than his lips moving with yours and knowing that you're doing this because it's him and frankly, he never wants to know this feeling with anyone but you either.