#i am okay with the messiest or worst story u ever did see! but the instant a character is badly written i Hate a story

[mejomonster]

Writing blocks are demons. I just read some advice that was more or less "its not that you cant write, its that your GOAL of Write Well is in conflict with your FEAR you will write badly, so if you change your Goal to write badly/write shitty, you will overcome writer's block"

Contemplating this

[agendabymooner]

stop the world i wanna get off with you ! kimi r. x ofc (coppola!ofc)

“with the exception of you, i dislike everyone in the room.”

summary: vera jones ‘coppa’ coppola-raikkonen happens to be one of the three original it girls of formula one. funnily enough, she’s also the one to give birth to the loudest/messiest versions of the iceman as she continues her journey as a mother and a wife (all while she’s a director of the most iconic movies to have existed).

content warning: fictional raikkonen kids, mentions of breakups, mentions of tilly hearth and trish alonso (ofc) use of explicit language, family banters in social media

note: i know i have the most random selection of drivers on my masterlist but i swear i’m just tryna indulge in my lil bubble of happiness.

masterlist

tagged romaraikkonen, kimimatiasraikkonen

liked by arthurleclerc, olliebearman, charles_leclerc

user1 icegirl on fire as always 🧊🔥

user2 real hot girl shit of you roma 😩

arthurleclerc aroma, you’re supporting the wrong leclerc 😀 liked by veracopparaikko

romaraikkonen i can tell you that my shirts are nothing of an inchident. trust. liked by veracopparaikko

charles_leclerc i cannot believe i am being picked on by my favourite icegirl 😠

romaraikkonen hardly picking on you when i got ur name and face on my shirts??? smh i didn’t ask mum to get them for me to get called a h8r

rooraikkonen cool story maniac, can you run over jolauriraikkonen next?

romaraikkonen i’ll start with you first then i go target johann next, yes?

jolauriraikkonen what did i do??? i didn’t leave your pc plugged in, akka rooraikkonen witch

veracopparaikko kimimatiasraikkonen your kids are at it again, kimi.

kimimatiasraikkonen not my problem

veracopparaikko 😠

jolauriraikkonen it’s okie mum i’ll make sure dad sleeps on the couch tonight 😉

jolauriraikkonen dad did say 3 sprint races win = i get to go to the next three races too 😍 thank you for the team effort romaraikkonen liked by veracopparaikko

romaraikkonen omagaaaaa these are officially the worst races ever

ferraridriveracademy how are we going to put you two together in one room then?

romaraikkonen don’t.

jolauriraikkonen i’m gonna sob, this is a w for me

romaraikkonen what are you even doing up??? aren’t u like 14?

veracopparaikko question is: why are you even on your instagram? 🤨

jolauriraikkonen oh so when dad does it, it’s okay? he has to get up early too you know???

kimimatiasraikkonen please don’t involve me in this

user3 we love an unproblematic king 😭😭

user4 why are these kids so funny 🥲

kimimatiasraikkonen so proud of my girl 🧊❤️ liked by veracopparaikko

romaraikkonen like father like daughter 😉❤️🤝

tagged rooraikkonen, kimimatiasraikkonen

liked by landonorris, tillywolff, valterribottas

jolauriraikkonen 1/10. she looked more like the bottom of beetlejuice’s foot than the lady herself.

user1 naw johann-lauri got kimi’s humour for sure

rooraikkonen i’m gonna crash to your kart next time and you’re going to be crying to dad and dad will literally just laugh at you

kimimatiasraikkonen no, i won’t.

user2 LMFAO KIMI PLEASE

jolauriraikkonen hahahahahahaha cry

kimimatiasraikkonen second time this day, johann. next time i’m taking the switch. liked by veracopparaikko

user3 ruh-roh raikkonen is at it

jolauriraikkonen my bad g 🤝

kimimatiasraikkonen all good g 🤝

user4 a proof that johann is kimi-coded ^^

rooraikkonen thank you sooooo much mummy !!! i thought i was going to cry for a minute then i realized how much of a baddie my mummy-producer-writer-director is 😭😩 liked by veracopparaikko

veracopparaikko you fluster me, rooney tunes! ❤️

kimimatiasraikkonen your performance is very good, rooroo! henrik and betty were excited to see you on stage 😍 liked by veracopparaikko

rooraikkonen dad, betty-elina can barely hear from that headphones we got her.

rooraikkonen though i could hear henrik’s screaming during the intermission. 😂

rooraikkonen thank you daddy !! i’m glad i’m making the iceman proud 🧊💕 liked by veracopparaikko

tagged kimimatiasraikkonen, jolaurisraikkonen

liked by arthurleclerc, olliebearman, fernandoalo_oficial

jolauriraikkonen y’all cannot one up my mother because her resume is long as heck. she’s: mother, director, writer, actor, producer, photographer 😎 liked by veracopparaikko

jolauriraikkonen look at me and the boys though 😎

user1 you’re the coolest brother ever

rooraikkonen bc he’s the only brother henrik got 😂😂😂

user2 iceman and his iceboys and his ice cream

user3 too cold in here lads 🥶

romaraikkonen look at my cool lil man and dad 😍 oh and johann liked by veracopparaikko

jolauriraikkonen count ur days bestie

user4 where did the american-italian look go, vera?? 😭

rooraikkonen speaking on behalf of mum. the coppola genes had gone away as soon as romania came out, but uncle nicolas cage definitely did not leave

user4 subtle flex but okay pop off bestie 🔥

kimimatiasraikkonen such handsome boys liked by veracopparaikko

veracopparaikko i agree

romaraikkonen so do i

rooraikkonen me too

jolauriraikkonen i agree too

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something random part uno

stolen from my favourite blog to stalk (thanks heidy)

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1. when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? - more milk than cereal 

2. do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day? - i think i would? if singapore did have any kind of seasons apart from summer. winter sounds like a nice time

3. what random objects do you use to bookmark your books? - receipts, mostly. i’ve used polaroids before also though

4. how do you take your coffee/tea? - i like my coffee with an expresso shot. but i love my tea as good old teh peng

5. are you self-conscious of your smile? - i think? it’s one of my best points! tbvh. like i prefer my smiling face to my dao face HAHA so nope not all

6. do you keep plants? - i don’t! bcos i’m scared of tobi killing them or eating something wrong tbh

7. do you name your plants? - if i did have a plant, it’d be a succulent named steve

8. what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? - writing is my go to tbvh

9. do you like singing/humming to yourself? - i sing too much bcos i’m annoying af but u know i like to so who rlly gives a shit abt anyone else

10. do you sleep on your back, side or stomach? - i like sleeping on my side when i’m ready 2 sleep but when i’m still thinking but on my bed i fall asleep on my back

11. what’s an inner joke you have with your friends? - the joke is we all want to die (jk this is also a joke)

12. what’s your favorite planet? - B612 but it’s not really a planet isn’t it

13. what’s something that made you smile today? - my intern friends tbvh! i was really glad to see them and fuck am i going to miss the shit out of them 

14. if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like? - probably really sparse, probably really messy but eh good enough

15. go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is! - the largest star in the universe is being eaten by a black hole 

16. what’s your favorite pasta dish? - apparently, lasagna is a pasta so lasagna it is (but i rlly like spaghetti aglio olio!!)

17. what colour do you really want to dye your hair? - i wanna go grey wew 18. tell us something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up. - my mom almost sat on me as a baby because she thought i was a tissue box LOL

19. do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw in it? - not anymore! i used to just doodle a lot of ugly drawings and write a lot of #angst in it but these days i think i just consume all my feelings

20. what’s your favorite eye color? - green eyes are so pretty!!!

21. talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. - none of my bags have really been through hell and back with me but one of my fave backpacks is this longchamp one my mom got for me from london!!! 

22. are you a morning person? - never

23. what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations? - sleep tbvh or watch a lot of youtube

24. is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets? - no

25. what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into? - to this rooftop place above my workplace!! it was kinda scary but also pretty fun. (nothing was really broken, it was just kinda me going through a window

26. what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit? - my adidas shoes!!!

27. what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor? - strawberry or plain mint

28. sunrise or sunset? - i feel like sunrises feel more special bcos it’s rarer for me to see them

29. what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? - i have a friend that screams after sneezing and it’s actually super fucking cute lmao

30. think of it: have you ever been truly scared? - realiity’s terrifying enough 

31. what’s your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really just talk about socks. - i LOVE socks, weird socks are the fucking bomb sometimes i sleep with socks bcos i feel like it and NO I don’t think i have any plain white socks left my ultimate fave pair of socks was actually this green and grey striped ones i used to wear all the time for netball but now it’s missing but a lot of my socks are basically missing now bcos of my cat so i’m a socks girl living in a sockless world tbh

32. tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3am when you were with friends. - after 3am it tends to get either really deep or just really sleepy or we’re all just kinda tipsy but it’s all fun 

33. what’s your fave pastry? - i am not much of a pastry person? but if donuts are a pastry i fucking love donuts 34. tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it? - i had a plush cow named moomoo and i still have it but it’s in my storeroom i don’t sleep with it anymore but like it has a really interesting story tbh like a classmate of mine stole it for me when we were in p1 but i didn’t know but apparently the teacher found out and reprimanded a bunch of us bcos we asked her to get it for us but like,, how would i know she would have stolen it right

35. do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often? - STATIONERY IS THE SHIT like notebooks are my shit man it’s not about the cover tho it’s about the paper and like wah my fave pen is that one particular brand that’s really smooth to write with but like it’s so lovely although it’s ballpoint also i used to have a whole collection of like proper drawing pens!! and like just it’s so nice fuck i love stationery!! THE BEST HIGHLIGHTERS ARE MILDLINERS AND LIKE brush markers are so good okay ya let me stfu

36. which bands sound would fit your mood right now? - maybe like secondhand serenade i’m feeling like an emo kia

37. do you like keeping your room messy or clean? - i love it being clean but like it’s probably at the messiest it is rn

38. tell us your pet peeves! - people who can’t throw their rubbish into the bin OR LIKE clear their table after eating at a place where u can clear ur own table and people who speak in their mother tongue around people who don’t know the language AND like when ppl use racist terms to be “in” or “cool” and shit BUT YA THE worst thing is when ppl bring down the mood of other people around them just bcos their own like mood is shit

39. what color do you wear the most? - i wear a lot of colours/? so i can’t really choose one omg

40. think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you? - i have a whale necklace who i got from someone who i used to really really like! it’s still with me now because i think it’s one of the sweetest things i’ve received from someone tbvh