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unveils these like a mad scientist's pet project


#i am not immune to making pathetic nerd and big scary woman ocs#oddtree's art#my art#suggestive#just to be safe <3#sherman aiken#lilah aiken
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u have absolutely no idea what 'coffee caramels' did to me omg 😭 u write spencer and his mannerisms so WELL hsbsghdbdh so i come to u with a lil request if that's okay with u !!
spencer insists on playing pretend-doctor for reader who's sick (but denying it) so he invokes his technically-a-doctor card and gives his second opinion just to take care of reader n smother them w looooove
essentially just him teasing y/n and being the stupid Cute attentive nerd he is <3
(inspired by S5E3 where he gets stuck at the bau w garcia bc he was being stubborn abt his injury)
i am never ever Normal abt this guy 😞 i look forward to reading more of ur work and losing my mind over reid with u, aine !! mwa
hiii tysm for requesting, youre so fucking sweet!! <33 drop an emoji to let me know who you are and let’s loose our mind over our fav boy together anon!!!! also sorry this took so long, i wrote like 3k but then hated it so i started over, i love this prompt sm so i feel like i had to do it justice.
pspspsp i love s5 spence so fucking much... his hair went from beautiful to ethereal to mad sexy...s5 treated us well. requests are ALWAYS appreciated !!!!!!
soup. spencer reid

spencer reid x fem!reader, 3k

you've been off it for so long, dodging virus after virus and disease after disease and just right when you thought that you are immune to sickness, you caught it. the inevitable fever.
there was no denying it, you've tried. after getting a headache, you popped a tylenol before you went to sleep, nonchalant. the next morning was when reality really came crashing down. a sore throat.
it progressively got worse throughout the day, and when you came crashing into bed after a long day at work, your nose was feeling stuffy and your were coughing, spewing sickness everywhere you went. you woke up in the middle of night sweating like you had just ran a fucking marathon and only able to breathe through one nostril unless you shift your body entirely.
you did not take to these news well. firmly in denial, you still planned to show up to work the next day.
except you didn't show up to work. sickly and delirious, the part when you press snooze then snooze again slip your mind and at one point you must've turn off your alarm entirely. drifting in and out of consciousness and slipping into dream after dream, it gets harder to tell what is real and what is not.
"y/n? y/n!"
now, it is very probable that the voice isn’t actually real, because why the hell would you be hearing spencer reid’s voice outside of work? the chances are slim to none, and despite the heat pounding at your skull you manage to smile. there is something unexplainably comforting about spencer’s voice, soft and deliberate. it would be foolish to say that under the mad spell he’d cast on you (him simply saying two words) he’s managed to melt away your headache, because he didn’t. you still feel like shit.
“y/n?”
you frown, the voice sounding too insistent and real and not matching up with the visuals of your dream. you feel a tapping on your shoulder and when you blink your eyes open you could’ve screamed.
you jump up and then backwards, huddling your blanket with you, scared for your life. because right in front of you is perhaps the most intimidating creature on the earth; spencer reid in a purple sweater vest with his face so close to yours he could breathe in your sickness, hair tucked carefully behind his ear.
“spencer?” you ask incredulously, but instead your voice comes out a rasp. you clear your throat, feeling something warm creep up your cheek. it might be a blush, but you blame it on the chills. you keep blinking, trying to regain your vision and feel instantaneous embarrassment. you look a mess, sick and dehydrated with dry lips and bad hair and you probably reek of morning breath. and spencer’s there, looking like heaven’s finest angel, smiling at you like he’s smiling at a person and not a monster. spencer has the tendency to treat and look at everyone like they’re the love of his life. you sort of hate it.
“hi y/n,” he breathes, crouching down on the floor before you on the bed. “i—“
“what are you doing here?” you’re too impatient to wait, still in shock.
now. you try not to make it obvious that you have a mad crush on spencer, because if the fact were to spill, you’re not eager cleaning up the consequences. it’s an unestablished, unspoken rule that should be common sense that no workplace dating will be allowed and usually it’s a ridiculous rule, because who the hell would want to date their coworker, like actually? work crushes are normal but they exist only in a part of your day, an eye-candy for you to stare at to get through the day, then you go home or go out and forget about them. who actually has serious work crushes, actually? actually? it’s ridiculous.
your defense is completely solid, you’d say. your number one defense is you can’t help the fact that you and spencer were meant to be friends. the moment you joined the team, you and spencer clicked together like two lego pieces, despite your clashing personalities. you find it refreshing to have someone like spencer, someone who’s soft and sweet but cunning and resourceful but thoughtful and kind, and it was equally refreshing for spencer to have someone blunt and straightforward but still patient enough to put up with him.
spencer doesn’t like physical touch but ever since your first week he made you the exception and if you could, you would parade the privilege around like a badge. what can you say, you’re proud to be spencer’s little exception, anyone would be. he makes you feel special, differently than the others do and what’s a girl to do? to have that great of a relationship with a coworker and not be work spouses and not be actually head over heels with the guy? how laughable.
it’s not something you’re proud of, however. you know it’s a lost cause, chasing after spencer. it hurts, sometimes, but you always patted yourself on the back with an ‘it is what it is.’ spencer, as sweet and vulnerable as he is, has layers behind his thinly veiled heart. he talks a lot but he never talks about himself and he never talks about the past so he doesn’t have to revive it, so all the memories are just wounds left out and neglected to burn. spencer’s trouble, definitely trouble, but it’s hard to be aware of the workload that spencer reid is when he’s rambling to you about something as innocent as halloween or knocking his knuckles on your knee during a flight trying to get your attention.
spencer blinks sheepishly, settling criss cross apple sauce on the ground, lanky legs twisting uncomfortably. “you didn’t come into work and you didn’t answer your phone,” he explains. “emily told me to go check on you.”
you nod. he’s here because emily told him to. it makes a lot more sense now. “i’ll head in the office now,” you say, making your way out of bed, wiping at your eyes. “sorry—“
“no you’re not,” spencer says immediately, not even hesitating. he places a hand on your upper chest, pressing you back down on the bed. the butterflies at the pit of your stomach throws a fit. you know he means nothing by the action—has spencer reid ever been the one knowledgeable about romance?—but knowing that doesn’t help the heat that spread up your cheeks that’s definitely not from the sickness. “you’re burning up,” he says. “i’ll get you some water. you should clean up,” he says, uncrossing his legs difficultly and then stumbling out the room, mismatched socks slipping on the hardwood floor.
you take advantage of the time that spencer’s not there and race to the bathroom, ignoring the blackout and the dizziness that threatens to make you faint from getting up too abruptly. you squirt some toothpaste onto your toothbrush and by the time you exit the bathroom, spencer is already there, waiting, except he’s by your desk, hands on a book.
typical.
he perks up when he hears your footsteps pad into the room, turning around, looking like a child who’s been caught with your book in his hands. you smile at him, albeit it’s a pathetic smile. you feel dizzy.
“you like toni morrison?”
“i love toni morrison,” spencer chirps, excitement bouncing all over his face. “especially her masterwork, beloved,” he looks back down at your red copy admiringly then sets it down. "get back in bed," he says, and you can't wrap your hand around how ridiculous the situation is. your coworker, or work crush, is at your house, checking your temperature and shooing you to bed to rest. "i bought you soup so you can eat up, i--"
“you bought me soup?” you ask, incredulous. spencer nods seriously.
“it's proven that eating soup makes people feel better, not just some stereotype. the right amount of sodium can help help relieve sore throat pains and the vitamins and minerals found in soup can play a very large part in recovery...i had a feeling you were going to be sick, it’s the weather, you know? everyone is catching the cold. you need to eat it before it gets cold, the heat helps with nasal digestion and also sinus pressure and it'll be useless if you ate it lukewarm...i’ll be right back…” and with the babbling his voice fades out as he walks back out to the living room, leaving you alone standing on the side of your bed. you look at the forgotten copy of beloved set carefully back onto your desk, smiling to yourself slightly before climbing back into bed, because spencer says so and spencer’s always right but mostly because your legs feel like they’re going to give out.
spencer is speedy, striding several steps at once with his ridiculously long legs that looks unnaturally lanky but once he reaches your room again, soup and spoon in hand you were already nodding off, head lolling and eyes slipping shut. spencer stops at your bed stand, thinking to himself for a second before balancing the plastic bowl of soup on one hand and using the other to gently nudge at your face, waking you up. he grimaces when he feels that your skin burns to the touch, a bright tint to your cheeks that he hates himself for liking because you're sick, he shouldn't be thinking that you're pretty or stuff like that.
spencer waves the thought away, determined to focus on his mission. deliver soup, make sure you're okay, and send his farewells. that's what emily told him to do, and even though derek added a "kiss her goodnight too, loverboy!" he's only going to listen to emily, because emily knows best.
yes. perfect. that's exactly what he's going to do.
"hey," he whispers, caressing his thumb across the lightly purple patch under your eye, frowning to himself. you haven't been getting good enough sleep, and he feels guiltier for waking you up, but then straightens himself up resolutely--no. emily said the soup must be delivered and consumed--just to melt again when your eyes flutter open, confused and traces of sleep still floating around your facial expression. "sorry," he mumbles, feeling oddly embarrassed. "it's just--i mean, you don't have to, jus' want you to eat something before you sleep again."
you sit up slowly, and once you're fully awake again, the smell of the soup hits you like a bucket of ice and you suddenly feel your mouth watering. you feel like a princess, sitting there with your hands crossed in your lap while you wait for spencer to unwrap the plastic utensils and tissues from its clear packaging, carefully opening up the lid of the soup on the night stand and hot steam floats around the room, engulfing both you and spencer in a bubble of tomato soup.
spencer, a planner that he is, didn't let you eat directly from the plastic take-out bowl from the restaurant and had rummaged through your kitchen for a bowl and pours half the soup into the ceramic, no spillage and perfectly clean. then he hands the soup to you, and you eat.
to say that spencer is concerned is to say the least. you're a profiler, and you're trained to pick up on this sort of thing but you only need to be a child with an undeveloped brain to work out that spencer's worried, watching your every move and monitoring that you eat enough, the crease in his brows deepen whenever you set the bowl down so you pick it up again and stuff two more spoonfuls in your mouth, to hopefully make him worry less.
the silence is awkward, the only sounds in the room is you biting down on the spoon occasionally as you drink your soup and spencer watching intently, hands on his chin and unaware of his staring problem. you and spencer rarely has these kind of silences, the silences where you scramble for things to say because the atmosphere would always be too comfortable. you sneak glances at him as you eat. since spencer's completely oblivious to the heaviness of the silence, you feel it's up to you to break it.
"i'll clock in once i'm finish eating this, don't worry," you say, trying your best to sound reassuring as you try to choke back a spoonful of soup too big. you lick your lips, and spencer is biting his, a bad habit.
"no you're not, y/n," he says, exasperated. normally, when spencer uses his 'i'm right so you should listen to me' tone like this, it means he's geared for an argument and you would be happy to challenge him, but now you can't find the energy for it. yet you muster enough up anyway.
"i'm only a bit shaken up 'cause of the weather," you say, trying to sound as convincing as possible, still in the calm before the storm of the bicker. "'m not immobile. and i already used up all my off days visiting my family--"
spencer, however, didn't bother for the peaceful offering. "you're not coming in today, y/n," he says, and he sounds a bit anxious but you know his true intent. his eyes are mirthful with confidence, and he knows he's already won the argument. despite the buzzing in your ears and the fuzziness in your brain, you can't let the bastard win. you can't.
“i can’t miss anymore days spencer, and i won’t,” you say coldly, but you slurping on the soup hungrily like it’s your last day on earth sort of ruined your cool facade. “i’m not too sick, either, it’ll be useless for me to stay home—“
spencer reaches to press his palm against your forehead, his skin cold to the touch. you close your eyes instinctively.
“you’re burning up,” he announces. “means your sick. you’re not coming in today, y/n.”
“says who?” you say defensively, feeling a bit like you’re loosing.
“says me,” spencer says cooly, cheeky smile at his lips. you should hate it more than you do. “who’s a doctor.”
you scoff. “so now you’re an actual doctor? you got a medical phd on you?”
“i have a bachelor in medicine and enough doctorates to make me slightly knowledgeable in every field,” spencer quips and you didn’t even know that he had a bachelor in medicine. how many fucking degrees does this guy even have on his resume?
“whatever,” you grumble, sounding a lot like someone who’s just got defeated. you set the bowl of soup down on the nightstand and spencer hands you a bottled water before you could think about needing water. you pluck it from his offering hands, muttering a “thanks” under your breath.
spencer laughs quietly, watching you drink patiently and putting the cap back on when you hand him back the bottle, setting it next to your soup. you feel ridiculously babied and your cheeks burn with the guilt you feel. you’re talking him off his office hours just to be here and feed you stuff and make sure you’re taking care of yourself.
spencer, the 24/7 profiler, notices. "is something wrong?" he asks innocently, round eyes blinking and oblivious. bless him. "you got redder. is it too hot? i can adjust the a/c."
“fine,” you mumble, still a little embarrassed with your realization. “little cold, actually.”
“it's the chills from your fever,” spencer informs you. “i…” he pauses, frowning again, frustrated from not being able to finish his thought. he abandons it. “do you need anything else?”
“no spence,” you laugh sort of pathetically, throat strained. “you’ve been an angel already. you can go back to the office, if you want.”
spencer thinks back to what emily had told him. soup. make sure she’s ok. leave. he’s done the past two steps. it’s time he completes his mission.
but…
“are you sure?” he prods, a little bit of him hoping that you'd say no. he doesn't know what it is; something bothering him, making him dread leaving.
you didn't get the cue. "mhmm," you shoot him a reassuring smile. as reassuring as you can manage, anyway, grimacing at the insistent throb in your head. spencer gnaws on his bottom lip, indecisive. you don't know what he was deciding between.
whatever battle it was, he wraps it up quick. "okay," he repeats. "i'll get back."
"you do that."
"remember to drink water."
"i will."
"do you need me to bring you more?"
"i'm okay."
"okay."
"okay."
the conversation feels incomplete and spencer isn't interested to complete it, booting out the door, except he lingers for a bit and awkwardly turns around, hand on the frame. you are already looking at him when he looks at you.
you and spencer are never this awkward, never this hesitant and strange. the tension that suffocates your room feels like signature first-date-tension, the kind of nervous excitement and tip-toeing blind lovers and uncertainty.
"are you sure?"
i'd rather you stay. you push the response away. "i am."
"you have medicine right?"
you do have medicine. for a brief moment, you want to lie about it; want to say that you ran out this morning and then he would run to the store for you and return and then spend more time in your insufferable, sickly presence. you brush the thought away within a second. never in a million years do you want to bother spencer, especially not with a thing as selfish as that. maybe it's because of your biased vision but spencer is looking like he's desperate to leave, practically screaming for outlet at the door. it's time you let him go and indulge in the worst sleep you'll ever have.
"yeah," you say, clearing your throat. "i do."
"okay," spencer says. "i'll go."
"thanks," you add awkwardly. "for the soup. and for coming."
"'course" spencer says absentmindedly, lingering at the door frame but not looking at you in particular, not looking at anything. he snaps back and sends you a wave. spencer has a power to him where everything he does looks unplanned, like he's doing it against his own will.
he leaves. if you had change your mind and ask for him to come back, for him to stay, he would've. no hesitation. but you didn't, and he wiggles back in his broken in converses and return back to the bau with no elevator partner.
maybe another day.

a/n: sorry for the ending, this was getting too long so i had to cut it short 😓😓but i think it's kinda fitting! lmk if you guys want a part 2 <3
#spencer reid#spencer reid drabble#spencer reid oneshot#spencer reid x fem!reader#spencer reid x y/n#criminal minds#criminal minds fandom#matthew gray gubler#mgg#spencer reid fanfiction#criminal minds x reader#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid angst#spencer reid smut#spencer reid fluff#my works
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my Otherworldly_Night design
(also placeholder Joyous design but this aint about him)
this twink was a nightmare to design but overall i am ok to proud with my interpretation. design notes under the cut because it is in my NATURE to yap about character design
Design notes!!!
I wanted them to be uncanny,, hopefully you can see this in their proportions – their hunched over posture, weird leg:everything else ratio, their arms long enough for their hands to slightly extend past their knees, and that face-wide grin. Also this is less noticeable in this piece but their thighs ARE bent back in a digitigrade stance which I thought was a fun way to hint that This Thing Is Not Human. I thought making them the most human-looking out of the whole Night cast would be interesting because my interpretation of their name isn't that they're Otherworldly because they're the most similar looking to humans. I have to thank Slenderman and Lamb of Kindred (League) for being my main inspirations to draw on for their uncanniness
nerd shit but I also tried to take values into account while designing this guy. I don't like how muddled the values around his upper torso are BUT i tried to make their "flowers" and grin the brightest because those SHOULD be the first things your eyes focus on
Their hair!!! Oh it was delightful to work on their hair. Like I already wrote I based them off sea urchin anatomy; specifically flower urchins. I simplified the pedicellariae into flower shapes courtesy of the name and because they contributed to that expanding spiky shape theory they had going on (see: their snazzy coat flared out, their tie, their hair when it's not limp). Also they're venomous cuz flower urchins are!! That's fun. I'd imagine the Nights are immune to the venom cuz they're made of the same stuff but the venom isn't too potent either to the Day Operatives who are mostly machine and Also held together by darkness

Their hands are Also pedicellariae! if you look closer they only have 3 "fingers" because of that. These are also venomous
Their mouth is veryy based off a scallop [see below]. Their teeth are slightly feathery and flexible and their actual eyes are fixed between their gums. They mayhaps have 30 of them


i dont know what the FUCK is going on with their shoes that may be the design's weakest link. i love the idea they just wear slip-ons however
that's all that i have in mind as of writing! thank you so much for listening. I apologize if this is bordering on incompressible as ive never been the person to write my thoughts intelligibly especially if its on something im passionate on such as character design,,, ive been wanting to redesign Otherworldly_Night for a WHILE now and he's one guy whos gone through many MANY REVISIONS so im super happy to finally find a design i can get behind
#sighhh. tags lets go tags#the days union#days union#otherworldly_night#ambassador of the night cuntilition#57.png#CAN YOU TELL I DREW THE DOODLES IN GRAYSCALE CUZ I COULDNT FIGURE THE COLORS OUT BTW. CAN YOU TE#theyre suppoosed to have another outfit where its more similar to Horrid/Othello's whimsical ass in new lore but im too lazy 2 draw that rn#i dont thinkk this needs tags. but ask to tag rules are in play
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For this ask game!
Midoriya gets Flect Turn’s quirk
There's a joke here about that snippet I wrote where AFO!Inko murders Flect and steals his Quirk for Izuku but I don't care enough about Flect to tell it.
One day when Midoriya was 2 or 3, his skin suddenly turned luminescent green! Realizing that he got his Quirk, Midoriya was super excited about it! Right up until he went to hug his mom and a wave of energy knocked her back. Luckily, being a young child making light contact, it didn't really hurt her, but it freaks him out.
Bakugou fucking hates Midoriya's Quirk. Midoriya is basically immune to his Quirk and worse reflects it back at him! How can Bakugou prove that he's the strongest now? And if he's not the strongest... what does that make him? Midoriya meanwhile becomes touch-averse out of fear of hurting others, though Inko's unwavering support means that he never develops the "I am unable to form meaningful human connections" thing that Flect had. Growing up, he also struggles with how he keeps Reflecting things he wants to pick up or use.
Izuku's Quirk struggles lead to him becoming a massive Quirk Nerd like his is in canon because he loves seeing people overcome their Quirk problems or come up with creative uses for their Quirks. This eventually leads to him realizing that since his Quirk is an emitter there must be a way to control it properly.
By the time UA rolls around, he hasn't found a way to disable it, but he can redirect the energy from his Reflecting, allowing him to propel himself by Reflecting off of surfaces. It also means that when Uraraka stops him from falling he had to quickly blast the ground to avoid hitting her.
The entrance exam is easy for someone who can rip the robots apart by touching them while also turning their attacks against them. He ends up in 1-A as per my headcanons on why students are assigned to what class. Aziawa's Erasure turning off Reflect is what really helps him make massive strides in controlling the Quirk
+1. Inko is way less stressed about Izuku wanting to be a Hero seeing as his Quirk makes him pretty untouchable.
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This turned into a whole project over on bsky, with a drawing of my Fallout OCs for each prompt! Answers below the cut, long post alert:
Question 1: no one must know that she used to be a sorority girl. NO ONE.
Question 2:
Maisie: self-esteem is her dump stat. Simon: better at it than you. Better at it than anyone, even.
Question 3: reusing some old art of Simon for this one because it's already perfect.
Question 4: coyote and turkey vulture!
Question 5: coping mechanism [REDACTED]
Question 6:
"I can barely taste anymore and I'm immune to diseases, isn't cooking kind of a waste? Just saying." "You will EAT this mantis stew and you will LIKE it!"
Question 7: I am famously bad at color palettes, and even when I don't draw them in sepia tones they're mostly shades of brown, but-
Simon: neon wildfire. Bright and impossible to miss. Maisie: faded sky blues, with a splash of radioactive green.
Question 8: gonna let them answer for each other on this one.
Question 9: I actually made little mini-playlists for them when I did ref sheets for artfight this year!
Question 10: sorry the last one is depressing sorry!!
Simon: plenty, but he ain't telling YOU. Maisie: would trade immortality for true love AND be a huge nerd about it.
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Ooh ooh I wanna ask >:3
🙊Your coworkers or classmates stumble across one of your fics, but don't know you're the author. Do you fess up? Or keep quiet?
🟥How long do you spend in edits?
🎬One of your fics gets turned into a TV series. Which one is it and what network is it on?
👩🎓 Do you have an 'official' creative writing background such as a degree or previous experience publishing?
😁What makes you happiest? New fic comments, kudos, bookmarks, user subscribers, story subscribers, or Tumblr asks?
I wanted to ask less but I am truly curious about all of these hope it isn't a bother ...
you’re never a bother castle. 🥺🌷 but thank u for playing. 🥹😌
🙊: your coworkers or classmates stumble across one of your fics, but don’t know you’re the author. do you fess up? or keep quiet?
this is not really relevant to me bc everyone i come into contact with eventually learns that i write fic. 🩷 LOL. this has literally been a pattern my entire life. the only time i have ever genuinely been shy about explaining what i write was recently, while meeting a (visual) artist who wasn’t familiar with the concept of self-insert fic. 🥹 but mostly i think that had to do with a friend standing there being like, “it’s hot steamy PORN!!!” LOL.
🟥: how long do you spend in edits?
not long enough LMFAO. i hate editing with a burning passion. 💀 honestly tho at a certain stage you kinda need to treat it seriously (so that whatever you’re writing is readable 😔) but by the time im ready for a proper editing stage i just wanna rush through it to get to the fun stuff (posting). 😔🥺
🎬: one of your fics gets turned into a TV series. which one is it and what network is it on?
what are our rules of engagement? like it’s a bonafide 1:1 adaptation, the fact that it’s fic be damned? or it’ll be stripped down and the serial numbers filed off and everyone’s names changed? if it was a 1:1 adaptation, then surrender would be the most fun!!! there’s a bit of action, romance, and also potential for multiple seasons if it did well. 😌 if it was something that was gonna have the serial numbers filed off, then i’d want it to be like, the widening sky or something—a fic that wasn’t so dependant on the context of canon for the background. either way tho neither of them would be signed over to netflix or the like, i’d literally rather die than make a a deal with those assholes.
👩🎓: do you have an ‘official’ creative writing background such as a degree or previous publishing experience?
nah, i’m a hobbyist. 😌 i wish i’d studied creative writing, or something, in school—it sounds like so much fun!!—but i didn’t! 🥺
😁: what makes you happiest? new fic comments, kudos, bookmarks, user subscribers, story subscribers, or tumblr asks?
i’m not immune to the lure of a comment. 🥹 or a ask!!! everything else is just math in disguise and maths is for nerds. 💕
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candela obscura chapter one episode 3: bad news: the rest of it
hand porn people come get your juice
(it's me I'm hand porn people) (you think I watched four seasons of Magicians for the plot?)
you mustn't read from the book
cool I hate it
auggie: EYYYY
edmund?
auggie's expression in his art is still so good. love character art that says so much about a character
"before each of you are visited by - " my garbage brain: "three ghosts"
oh the grey streak in charlie's hair is new
backstory, bacKSTORY
oh not the mental arguments, those are the worst
auggie my beloved
howard
howard's been high on ghosts for a week
"what were you doing?" "ghosts"
"have you had it looked at?" "I've looked at it :D"
I heard that "insight check" she didn't say
I had to step away, who drilled a hole in their head this time
okay nobody drilled a hole in their head but auggie is Impersonating a Police Officer
god all I can think of is the opening to the Lungfishopolis section in Psychonauts
"Doing well, Officer O'Lungfish! Following all posted laws, to the letter!"
CITIZENS OF THE ENVIRONMENT
do you scarlet?
give the baby cocaine
AUGGIE
the average nextdoor poster
MATTHEW I was DRINKING
nefarious something somethings
"come back with a warrant"
aw he got his hoity-toity politics niece a book
it's tusk love
it's BETTER it's HARDY BOYS
I'm something of a spooky story myself
"there's DRUGS in the WALLS"
you what your what
"they're both equally shit"
roll for ricochet
table: howard no robbie: HOWARD YES
"to make you go to sleepytime"
oh oh that one episode of doctor who
idiot's lantern! that one
oh that's very cool
we love an interactive prop
oh no irl dark
insert symmetra "fall back" voice line here
oh I hate it
OH I HATE IT
too tall. too much. too much limb.
when I step you step we step
I very much heard "crying"
I didn't ask how big the room is I said I cast oil lantern
I PUT THE TEAM ON MY BACK
ghost floaters
"only you can create forest fires"
I'm just thinking of the werewolf from paranatural
AUGGIE
[percy lovm voice] I AM EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE
"that was my kamehameha" nerd
"drive it like you stole it"
……..kara-sene
uku'toaaaaa
"I don't know the rules, I can't roleplay my way out of this"
auggie :(
lycanthropic ficus
"what do you have?" "a gun! :D" "NO"
my permanent fallout brainrot insists on hearing "deacon" instead
of "deagan"
"it's a magic gun that's bat at ghosts"
[tma voice] ghost bullet
oh I haven't been looking, I didn't realize ashley took the jacket off
stop I'm already gay
I am not immune to matthew mercer's version of slimy charm
playing dishonored be like
arlo's little dreamy voice going "I have a rifle :D"
matt that sound effect was ENTIRELY unnecessary
god help me for the reference I'm about to make
"THE BULLETS JUST KEEP GOING THROUGH THE HOOOOOLES"
elephant graveyard but for trains
"we're urban spelunking"
oh, it's filch
sounds like something someone who was skulking would say
"tetanus is the true enemy"
howard Leeroy Jenkins margrove
and then arlo had no face
[zenyatta voice] experience nothingness
"a person appears in the portal" stanford?
that is a joker from improbable island
(please play improbable island)
matthew I have never hated your sound effects so much as I do in this moment
OOF obsidian stab
you are flying through the air no matter what
FLAMING AXE
you ever grow another arm just to punch a guy
I was JOKING
"uh-oh!"
SAVE US GHOST BRAIN MAN
the softest "oh no"
BE THE SPRIGG YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD
HOWARD'S NO COWARD
LEEEEEEEROY JEEEEEEENKIIIIIINS
"what is the exact light temperature of your ritual"
noooo let arlo do her cool trick shot
summon the spirit of percy
hey matt what the fuck
howard's made of ghosts
"I feel strange" because you're made of ghosts
I enjoy that ashley stays in character voice the entire time she's playing. like she's just auggie now.
okay what matt said was cool but I also like the idea of auggie not being able to rely on being able to physically fight his way out of shit and having to actually read the situation
hey robbie what the f u c k
bad news: the rest of it
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Hi, lovely. Can I ask for a, Male Marvel/Avengers ship. If it's alright with you, please.
Features: I am a short woman 4'9. I have curly golden honey-blond hair which goes to my bra-strap length, I have dark chocolate brown eyes, and a little bit of chubbiness in my cheeks. I have a butterfly-shaped scar on my forehead which is from skin cancer from when I was 5-6 years old.
My birthday is July 29, Leo. My sexuality is bisexual. I go by she/her.
Disorder/Disability I have: Dyslexia, Epilepsy, and Anxiety.
Personality: I am a sweet, loving, stubborn, caring, gentle, and understanding woman but if you mess with me/hurt me, my family, friends, or the people I love I become scary-scary.
Likes/love to do: I love to drawing/painting, embroidery, reading (I am a bit of a bookworm), anime, cosplaying, doing any type of math, loves plants/nature, and baking in my free time.
I don't like/afraid/scared of: afraid of Spiders, don't like people insulting or making fun of family/Love ones/Friends, and I don't like being yelled at because it scares me from past traumas and anxiety.
If I had a superpower and was a hero in the Marvel world, what would it be: I would have the power/ ability to control plants like DC Poison Ivy. Poison Ivy is able to control all plant life on a molecular level, enhanced physical abilities, and Poison immunity. Also I am a plant nerd and I just really connect with plants/nature.
Style: I love to wear, off-the-shoulder shirts, leggings, jeans, button-up shirts, dresses, and once in a while a shirt with a long skirt. My home aesthetic is a mix between astronomy and witch.
The only other thing is that I wear a heart-shaped ruby necklace around my neck which was a gift from my whole family. I never take it off.
I hope I didn't over do it, lovely and if so, I am sorry. I hope you have a nice day. Please keep up the good work, writers like you deserve more love and credit.
Thank you for the commission ship, I appreciate it! I hope you like it <3
I ship you with Peter Parker! (Specifically Tom Hollands).
I know I know, you said you don't like spiders, BUT he doesn't look like a spider, so I hope that wouldn't bother you. And he would always be super aware of this. He would take care of any spiders that made their way inside, and would slowly and gently try to help you get over your fear of them (but would never force it).
He would never raise his voice at you, and any time someone did he would step in, taking your hand in his to keep you grounded and to remind you that he was right there for you.
You two met in school when you were younger, and had a really close friendship that developed naturally into a relationship. You were both book-nerds and math nerds, so this only helped your bond grow.
You both realized around the same time you had feelings for one another, and it was also around the time he became Spiderman. He didn't hide it from you and told you immediately, which then prompted you to tell him about your own mutation.
He always knew you had a green-thumb, but realizing it was because of a power only made him more amazed and enamored by you. He wasn't angry that you kept it from him, understanding that you were afraid he might be afraid of you. But now you were both aware f each other's secrets, and would take the to the grave.
You ended up helping him when villains would show up, and you two became a team (with Ned as well of course). He always wanted to keep you safe and was protective of you. Even making you a suit to hide your identity and keep you from harm.
Though one day, the two of you were attacked by surprise and you got hurt.
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Peter's mind went blank when he saw you disappear as the explosion rocked the building. Smoke and fire clouded his vision as he yelled out for you before being tackled by the villain the two of you had been trying to track down. It turned out, he had been trying to find him as well.
The fight seemed to drag on as Peter tried desperately to end it so he could find you, so he could know you were okay. But the villain kept keeping his distance, fighting long range and Peter couldn't quite get to him to knock him down.
Relief washed over him when the villain had lunged for him, and instead of reaching him, was pulled to the ground my vines wrapped around his legs. You bound the villain so he couldn't move and Peter took the moment to knock him unconscious before he ran through the smoke to find you.
You were on your knees, breathless but alive. Peter felt tears brim his eyes as he collapsed next to you, wrapping you tightly in his arms. Your arms snaked around his waist as you both held each other for a few moments.
As Peter pulled away he looked over you, seeing blood soaking your shirt. He felt his gut clench as choked out his words, "Please tell me that's not your blood."
He knew it was, but he couldn't fathom that you had been hurt so badly, that he failed to protect you.
Meeting your eyes he saw how drooped they were and his chest tightened.
You smiled softly, though it didn't reach your eyes. "I wish I could."
Then your vision swam before going black, all you remembered hearing was Pete's desperate please for you to stay awake.
When you woke up, the bright light of the hospital room caused you to squint your eyes. You could barely get your barrings before someone appeared beside you, their hands gently cupping your face.
As you met a pair of familiar eyes, you felt relief wash over you.
"Madison" Peter spoke softly, tears in his eyes.
"Pete." You mumbled out, your throat dry.
As he pressed a kiss to your forehead, right on the scar he had grown to love so much, he let out shaky breath, "Please don't ever scare me like that again Sunshine."
You felt your lips curl into a soft smile. "I'm sorry."
He pulled away from you as he shook his head, "It was my fault. I was too slow to react I should have protected you."
You took his hand and squeezed it, "You pushed me out of the way of the explosion. Yeah I still got hurt, but I would have died if you hadn't Peter. You saved me, don't feel guilty, please."
He remained silent but nodded his head softly as he looked down at your bandaged hand. You knew it would take a while for his guilt to pass. You squeezed his hand again and he met your eyes.
You smiled at him, "I'm okay, I'll be okay I promise."
He felt a small smile forming on his face as relief slowly coursed through him as he nodded, "I know." Leaning forward he pressed another kiss to your forehead, "I love you Sunshine"
"I love you too Peter."
xx
I hope you liked it! <3
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Get To Know Me Meme.
Favorite Color(s): I personally love the color black, always have since I was a child. I just find it very... I dunno how to explain it exactly? It's just mesmerizing to me.
Favorite Flavor(s): I love sweet flavors, but my all time favorite flavors are anything that's sour and I mean SOUR. That extremely sour candy? My favorite. I have eaten so many sour things that I have grown immune to most sour candies. I don't pucker my lips, my eyes don't do the squinty thing, nor do they water. This is probably bad since too much sour stuff destroys your mouth, but I have a bad habit of eating sour stuff to the point the roof of my mouth and tongue are all torn up.
Favorite Genres: Horror and mystery are my two most favorite genres! I also enjoy psychological-horror and some of that really old timey adult humor. I dunno, supposed "humor" nowadays just isn't funny to me, it's pretty bland.
Favorite Music: You see, I've listened to a large assortment of music from the time I was little so I don't really know if I have a favorite music type? Though I can say that I enjoy metal music from back in the era of when my parents were growing up, same with their pop music. I also enjoy more... dark styled music too.
Favorite Movie(s): This is a hard one for me because I don't really watch movies anymore, but since I'm a big ass nerd I'll just list some video game movies/anime movies (and a few actual movies I can recall) that I've enjoyed — Sonic the Hedgehog (2020), Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022), The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023), Train to Busan (2016), Spider-Man (2002), Spider-Man 2 (2004), Spider-Man 3 (2007), My Hero Academia: Two Heroes (2018), My Hero Academia: Heroes Rising (2019), and My Hero Academia: World Heroes' Mission (2021) is the last one I'll list because I don't wanna make this too long.
Favorite Series: Just like I did with the movies, I'm only gonna list a few because it'll end up getting WAY too long (I also assume this means any series, whether it's real or anime or video games): Kimetsu no Yaiba (2016 - 2020), Boku no Hero Academia (2014 - Ongoing), Code Geass (2006 - along with any new additions), Sailor Moon (1991 - along with any new additions), Attack on Titan (2013 - 2023), Shugo Chara (2007 - 2010), Resident Evil (1996 - Ongoing), Sonic the Hedgehog (1991 - Ongoing), Kirby (1992 - Ongoing), Stranger Things (2016 - Ongoing), and Fire Emblem (1990 - Ongoing).
Last Song: Take Me Back To Eden - Sleep Token
Last Series: Jujutsu Kaisen because my sister is forcing me to watch it with her. Help me.
Last Movie: Resident Evil: Death Island
Currently Reading: I am currently reading the Boku no Hero Academia manga (and awaiting new updates) while also being forcefully read/show the Jujutsu Kaisen manga by my little sister.
Currently Watching: My answer for this is the same as my answer for the question about the last series I've watched, Jujutsu Kaisen, because my sister is dead set on making me get into the series with her.
Currently Working On: Nothing really at the moment because I'm still in one of my phases where I can't seem to get anything done without feeling like I'm dying on the inside, hence I've just kinda been gaming to try and lift up my writing mood.
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#{ Thank you very much for tagging me! }#{ I had fun trying to fill this out. }#{ I'm not too interesting of a person but hopefully this gives you some insight on me. }#{ Even if just a bit. }#{ I am someone who hyperfixates and talks a whole lot when I'm comfortable with someone. }#{ I also tend to have far too many interests and can't stay still for any of them so I'm always all over the place. }#{ So pardon me for that. }#✠ [ ' ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʟᴇᴀᴅs ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ ᴄʟᴏsᴇᴅ ᴅᴏᴏʀs. ' ] - ✡ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ✡
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My twt timeline is partially filled with the new pokemas alt bc it got officially revealed and fanart next to the important stuff and it is wild how it has been a decade and I can still turn into a blushing mess and feel my temp rise it's ridiculous how much power a single fictional pretty boy got over me fuck. I might be aroace irl but reg the aro part am I not immune to a select few fictional guys. You can really figure out who fronts by testing this I remember having been such a mess on my 18th birthday when I replayed w a friend and some wine. I cannot think of a single other char that makes me that incapable and like sure I'm kinda into obey me again and lucifer is my dear there but it's so whatever in comparison. I started stardew valley and like harvey you're cute but by 99% of fictional guys it's just out of boredom. Maybe wilson from don't starve ages ago ig I recall having read a lot of x reader on good ol wattpad *shrugs*. All I know is I realized I have a thing for science dudes ig esp when we take my only ever miracle irl crush into consideration who was our class science nerd who I gen still think abt a fair amount,, anyways this ain't about him everyone hope I get my husband once the event drops without falling into bad habits again or I will combust <3
I'm getting more and more over it now I think the discovery gets it's one year anniversary or already did but I had zero idea how to proceed reg this aspect when being a system got found out w a fictive of him I remember I felt like dying out of embarrassment even tho it was already who cares and I can easily differentiate esp since the relationship is so different but man it's still weird sjsksk. It doesn't get used since then but I still got that dakimakura from an artist on deviantart in 2017. All I know is fandom space is smth w this bc both extremely different reactions to specific kind of fanart and such comments get avoided completely. A single specific ship sure whatever literally following multiple artists and reason my twt acc even exists him single it's closing eyes pretend I do not see and scroll away unless maybe for once I am single fronting then it's forgetting what the fuck I wanted to do again and brain needing as much reboot time as the oldest pc ever. Also ngl the ig relationship difference between the char w me being a mess and fictive which is way more purely parental/familial I'd argue is a bit funny.
Also quick note exclusive gameverse talk I do not like that specific anime part at all I could rant abt aniverse and that one specific fit in one ep makes me scream I hate it sm
Anyways uh back to grinding for the dlc in case the talk abt that academy in sv being hard is true I will schedule this post so I forget and won't delete it. If you find me not writing the char name down then boy you should see the messages I sent an old friend for years abt him bc me often not being able to even write it has been going on since forever. high school level crush for real jsksk.
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I think it’s anti-NMDA receptor encephalitis.
It’s an autoimmune disease, but, weirdly, it tends not to reoccur once it’s in remission, so that’s pretty cool.
It’s generally treated with corticosteroids (which work quickly to reduce inflammation and which also suppress the immune system), and with a drug called rituximab that tricks your body into killing off the currently-circulating crop of B cells (a specific type of immune cell).
I am a huge nerd about this specific subject, so there’s a lot more below the cut.
I have a different autoimmune disease (multiple sclerosis, or MS). MS can also cause brain swelling - much less severe than the swelling you get with encephalitis, but since it’s sort of the same root cause (the immune system is misguidedly attacking the brain) there’s a lot of overlap in the treatment protocols for the two diseases.
I’ve had the corticosteroids, and I’m currently being treated with ocrelizumab (a drug that’s a successor to rituximab, and molecularly very similar).
Anecdotally, getting IV corticosteroids during an MS attack is pretty fucking amazing, because you almost immediately feel much better (because of the rapid reduction in inflammation).
As far as I can tell, Will’s rapid improvement once he gets treatment is one of the few aspects of Hannibal that’s actually medically realistic.
Corticosteroids also increase your appetite and make all food taste INCREDIBLE.
Probably the best damn soup he’s ever tasted.
In terms of the drugs that serve to actually target both specific rogue part of your immune system: both ocrelizumab and rituximab are administered by IV infusion.
You generally need to go to a hospital or an “infusion centre” to get the stuff pumped into you, because there’s a chance you can have an allergic reaction to the drug itself. I’ve been really lucky that it’s never happened to me, but they give you benadryl and a quick dose of IV steroids every time, just in case.
The effect of the benadryl and steroids is quite trippy, and generally speaking, you need to avoid driving, operating heavy machinery, and going to ikea. (Going to ikea while under the effects of corticosteroids and benadryl seems like a great idea at the time. It is not. I spent like $200 on nothing.)
So it’s generally an all-day kind of thing (in that you’re pretty out of it, even after the multi-hour infusion is done); but the upside is that, because of the way B cells are generated in the body, one dose of the stuff lasts a few months.
In the case of anti-NMDAR encephalitis, patients apparently generally only need one treatment with rituximab, so that’s really cool. Sometimes, however, symptoms will reoccur and a second dose is required, so it’s important not to miss your follow-up appointments.
My personal crack-bananas headcannon theory about season 3 of Hannibal is that Will Graham needed a second dose of rituximab, and didn’t get it. I find this theory appearing, because “resumed brain swelling” is the only way to I can explain some of the things Will does before reuniting with Hannibal in s3e6.
i need someone to actually tell me to my face what the hell anti-lmnop encephalitis means. like i’ve tried to search it up but i still have no idea what that means
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Who would be the scariest albertan to take in a fight? Do many of them have a mean left hook?
It’s a bit subjective so I will just leave you with this visual essay and you can decide :)
Which Albertan Should You Fight
Calvin
While it looks like he saves his dirty underhanded moves for white collar crime like tax fraud and embezzlement, Calvin has three major factors that make him a formidable opponent. 1. He spent his formative years growing up in police barracks. 2. He has spent a century doing stunts that should have killed him ten times over and is now immune to fear. 3. He was REALLY into boxing in the 30s and may have participated in a riot or two over illegal matches; likewise his love for wrestling carried through the rest of the 20th century.
DO NOT FIGHT.
Edward
Ed likes to pretend he is above being goaded into a fight, but beneath the soft protective layer from Burger Baron is pure muscle hardened through fur trade endurance and carrying the weight of the province on his back. There won’t be any refs around to save you when the gloves come off, so stick to winning strategies like cutting his funding and calling him an unparliamentary commie from a safe distance.
DO NOT FIGHT.
*NOTE: The easiest way to avoid a fight with either Calvin or Edward is just to pit them against each other instead. If the other is in close proximity, then YES, FIGHT THEM.
Red
Why would you want to fight her? Apart from being built like nothing more than a little wooden fence post marking the halfway point between the two major cities, she just wants to make sure you’ve eaten today. If you made the poor decision of fighting her, she would just take a nail to your back wheels because she knows she can probably outrun you.
DO NOT FIGHT.
Lilith
Okay so you’ve seen through her “I am just a little old god fearing polite canadian lady” facade and you still want to fight her? She can walk through gales, she can navigate coal mines, and her wild west credentials means she could out-shoot and out-drink Calvin every time. But she hung up her hat long ago, don’t force her out of retirement.
DO NOT FIGHT.
Mac
He talks a lot of shit and looks super intimidating and tends to get aggressive when he is Perceived, but if someone actually swung a fist in his direction he would absolutely flinch. This man is far more likely to use words over his fists and a fight with him would just be embarrassing for both of you. You’re better off gaining his trust with a handful of peanuts or something, just key his truck if you really want to break him down.
DO NOT FIGHT.
Josephine
Jo’s backyard has the reputation for being full of the little weasels that hide their faces behind computer screens to express their “opinions”, Jo herself eats those nerds for breakfast. This lady wears tights in winter and will absolutely kick your ass in heels before she goes back and grabs the nearest blunt object or a welding torch. Considering that she tends to be hot headed and overreacts to everything, it’s probably safer to watch your tone around her.
DO NOT FIGHT.
Madeline
Maddy wouldn’t even have time to realize that you were in a fight. Don’t waste energy and just get the best of her by telling her that gullible is written on the ceiling followed by a swift uppercut to the chin. But like, she helps the homeless and most of her neighbours are old people, so why would you take advantage of her like that?
DO NOT FIGHT.
Eleanor and Jasper
Even if these two weren’t completely shredded from climbing mountains, they both wield bear spray so do Not catch these granola munching hippies by surprise.
DO NOT FIGHT.
In Conclusion: Don’t fight any of the Albertans because either you’ll get the shit kicked out of you for a minor reason or it will humiliate you in some other way.
#projectcanada cities#pc: edmonton#pc: calgary#pc: red deer#pc: lethbridge#pc: fort mcmurray#pc: grande prairie#pc: medicine hat#pc: banff#pc: jasper#hapo doodles#traditional art#ink#boab ask#blood cw
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the only ghost in Amity Park
Continuation of Half Of
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Only in Amity Park did the revelation that a local teenager was sorta, kinda a ghost just blow over in a few days. Sure, people still stared at Danny Fenton as he walked by and everyone was still wondering what exactly he was, but overall life had moved on. Star sighed to herself as she organized her notebooks, waiting for class to begin. Just another day.
Star herself really didn’t want to get involved in whatever was going on with Danny. She didn’t like him before he was a celebrity and didn’t plan on starting anytime soon. While Paulina still relentlessly, and vainly, pumped him for information on her dead boy crush, Phantom and he and Dash formed some weird macho bond or whatever, Star avoided him. He’d given her the chills since the day he’d walked into Casper High. When Danny’s secret had been exposed mid-attack, Star hadn’t been surprised. She didn’t need some ghost to tell her that there was something deeply, unsettlingly wrong with Danny Fenton.
Danny didn’t seem particular bothered, by his inhuman nature or by suddenly having his secret exposed. If anything, the nerd looked more relaxed than ever. Star had been watching him, they all had, but Fenton kept his ghostly antics to a minimum when in public. The occasional flash of green eyes when emotional, a grin of sharpened teeth. He made Mikey’s locker lock intangible the other day when the kid had forgotten his combination and he floated down the stairs instead of walking sometimes. It had been a week and it was frightening how quickly such strangeness had become almost normal.
“Alright kids, phones and notes away we’re starting class with a pop quiz. Hope you’ve all kept up with your weekly readings,” Faluca announced cheerily. The whole class, including Fenton, moaned and packed up their bags. Star supposed being an undead being haunting his own life didn’t make him immune from normal human problems. She was biting her lip trying to remember which antibody caused allergic reactions when she got an uneasy feeling. She looked up and was not surprised to see Danny Fenton looking around too. It had been a solid week without ghost attacks, looks like Fenton’s supposed vacation time was up.
Star stopped her writing and adjusted the bag at her feet to prep for evacuation. She briefly wondered what Fenton would do, what he could do? Did he also hunt ghosts, like his parents? Like Phantom? There were no blasts, no screams, no monologues but the dread increased when a ghost shield descended over them. Actually, it looked like it was just covering their classroom. Now everyone was looking up from their quizzes and out the window at the flickering, green shield.
“You’d think the administration would’ve warned me we were going to do a drill,” Faluca said but his voice was hesitant. Clearly this wasn’t planned so despite the lack of alarms, there was a good chance this was real. “Pencils down for the moment while I figure out what’s going on.”
“Mr. Faluca, I need to go,” Danny said, raising his hand. Star was so used to hearing the request she almost ignored him but the dread curling in her stomach made her look again. His face was pinched, sharp and his eyes burned with an icy fury like a sudden storm blowing in without warning.
“Mr. Fenton, I don’t think...” Faluca murmured uneasily. Danny frowned harder.
“It wasn’t a request, actually,” Danny said roughly as he stood up and began walking towards the door. He was almost there when the door slammed open and Fenton had no less than 3 ectoweapons pointed in his face. A few kids jumped back in alarm but Danny held his ground as half a dozen Guys in White agents entered the room and surrounded him.
“Spectral scum formerly known as Daniel Fenton, you’re coming with us,” one of the agents said.
“Danny not Daniel and it’s still my name,” Danny quipped, eyeing each of the government officials and their weapons. “And no, I’m not. I’m still alive, somewhat anyway, so I have rights. The courts backed me up.”
“Everyone who signed for your freedom doesn’t know ghosts like we do,” Another agent said so forcefully, some spittle flew out of their mouth and hit Danny’s cheek. Star watched it freeze and fall away the instant it hit his skin. “Your kind are too dangerous to wander around, you need to be contained and eliminated. Don’t worry, your parents will receive a sizable check as recompense.”
“I’m the one who needs to be contained?” Danny said slowly, evenly but there was a static to his voice that caused the hairs on the back of Star’s neck to rise. When she breathed out, she saw her breath was misting. Everyone’s was as the room temperature continued to plummet. “When you come in here and take hostages to threaten me?” Danny hissed, he took a step forward and his eyes took on a neon green glow. “You didn’t come to my home or on the streets, you came to take me in the middle of biology when I’m surrounded by civilians, kids.”
“You delude yourself into thinking you’re still human,” another agent scoffed. “Everyone knows ghosts are weaker when giving into their obsession.” Danny laughed, it was loud and mocking and like fingernails running down a chalkboard. Faluca, stuck in between Danny and the agents, was white as a sheet and gripping his desk like it was the only thing keeping him from collapsing.
“You know nothing,” Danny hissed, his voice barely recognizable as human. His hair and shirt floated in an invisible but angry breeze. Frost crawled up his arms and his face. Various ecto alarms were ringing on the belts of the agents and they started to look a bit nervous. He looked nothing like the kid who, minutes before, had clearly been struggling with their bio quiz. “You have no idea what you’re dealing with. You cannot come into my haunt and threaten my people to get to me. Protecting what is mine will always make me stronger!”
“This whole town is constantly under attack because of things like you!” One particularly brave agent said even as a few others had backed up. “Amity Park is on the verge of collapse because of all the ghosts!”
“There is only one ghost in Amity Park,” Danny said, he tilted his head, his black and white hair dangling in his face as he gave a sharpened smile. “There is only me and the ghosts I allow, ghosts who know the rules, who respect my authority here by keeping damage to people and property down. I am the only ghost haunting this town and why do you think that is?” One agent threw down his gun and ran through the open door.
“You’re-you’re a monster!” Another woman shouted, shaking as she stepped back before fleeing.
“I’m not the one who needs to threaten innocents to get to their target,” Danny sneered. “It’s a good thing you did though, I wouldn’t hold back if I wasn’t worried about collateral.” Another three agents turned tail and ran. Until there was only one left. His gun was still trained on Danny but his hands were shaking.
“You don’t scare us,” the agent trembled through the obvious lie having been abandoned by his comrades. “We’ll get you monster, if it’s the last thing we do.”
“Looking forward to it,” Danny drawled sarcastically as some of his horrifying aura dissipated along with the freezing grip on the room. Within moments Danny has settled back into more human form. While he’d been angry before, now he looked almost bored. At no point had he seemed afraid.
“You take your people and your equipment and you leave Amity’s borders by sunset tonight,” Danny declared resolutely. “If you have continued problems with my existence, you take it up with the courts. We settle this as humans but if you treat me as a ghost then I will fight back like one.” His eyes turned green again as a threat. As a promise.
“I don’t take orders from spooks!” The agent shouted, securing his finger on the trigger and preparing to fire. Star had ducked to avoid the blast so she missed exactly what happened. All she saw was the green glow and heard a strangled scream from the agent followed by a series of thumps. By the time Star had gotten back into her seat, Danny was aggressively pulling apart the ectogun with his bare hands. There was no sign of the agent and, around them, the ghost shield fizzled away.
“Jerks,” Danny grumbled, kicking at the remains of the ectogun he’d destroyed. “Sorry about that, Mr. Faluca. I knew they’d cause problems but I didn’t think they’d come to school.” Their teacher stared at Danny like a rabbit facing down a lion. “You okay?”
“Fine, Mr. Fenton, just fine!” Falcua grinned in a high pitched voice. “Shall we get back to our quizzes?” The bell rang just then and Danny did a little fist pump.
“Tomorrow then? After I get a chance to study more?” Danny asked with puppy dog eyes. It looked wrong on his face that had just threatened the government with bodily harm. Faluca just nodded dumbly, not sure what else to say. “Yes! I’ll pass tomorrow for sure. The attention kinda sucks but it does come with some perks.”
He walked back to his desk, ignoring the wide-eyed looks of the class when he stopped and gasped, his breath fogging in front of him. His lips pursed again with annoyance. A few people jumped in surprise as the Box Ghost, a familiar annoyance, poked his head through the wall.
“Child! Your requested reprieve is up and the Box Ghost is here to cause insurmountable square shenanigans!” He laughed heartily, stopping when the room temperature dropped again. Danny didn’t even turn to face the ghost.
“Your watch is off, Boxy. I have another 10 hours before I have to deal with you annoyances again,” Danny growled. “I’m feeling good right now, take advantage of it and leave in one piece.”
“Uh right okay then,” the ghost stammered, sinking back into the wall. “See you tomorrow.” Danny cracked his neck before he walked to his desk, grabbed his things and walked to the front of the room.
“Late bell’s gonna ring any minute, you guys should hurry if you don’t wanna be late,” Danny said as he left. Falcua’s strength gave out as soon as Fenton was gone and he hit the floor, one hand clutching at his chest.
“Jeepers,” Mikey surmised appropriately before stuffing his things in his bag and leaving as well. Star watched everyone loosen up themselves and begin gathering their things to leave. No, she would never like Danny Fenton but he and his ghost weirdness was just part of the deal now, whether they wanted it or not. Such was life in the most haunted city in America which was only haunted by a single ghostly entity.
#feral danny my beloved#i wasn't going to continue Half Of but I was Inspired (tm)#In an AU where Fenton and Phantom aren't known to be the same#Danny lets all his unholy elderich nightmare self out as Fenton and keeps Phantom as cute and friendly as possible#also Danny didnt kill the GIW agent lol#just intangibly threw the bastard outside and took his gun#I was inspired (obviously) by the implication of Danny being the only ghost to truly haunt amity#that any other ghost there is only there bc Danny allows them in#that you can come to Phantom's haunt but you must follow his rule or its Death 2.0 The Trauma Edition#also I lost my shit writing insurmountable square shenanigans so please appreciate it#I actually had two whole paragraphs on Star being sensitive to otherworldly things how it ran in her family#then decided that it kinda distracted from the story so i took it it out#but Its still somethng interesting#explains just why she dislikes danny so much (from what we saw in canon) compared to other A listers who tolerate him at least
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can you find it in your big beautiful expansive heart to forgive me for my tardiness 🥺🥺🥺🥺 but i am here now ! ! ! i’m doing okay! currently in bed reading a book and trying to decide if i want a 3 am snack or should i just sit here like a good girl . . . hmmm i might just sit here bc im so indecisive LOLWOLOWK ANYWAY! the way you described your adoration for neuvi is EXACTLY how i feel about him like ! seeing him and hearing him speak and listening to his voice / speech patterns and just . . . he’s such a sweetheart, so likable and absolutely gorgeous and kind and ur right he is as green of a flag as wide open pastures in the spring time !!!! i want to kiss him so bad and protect him from all the bad things
i was not immune to jing yuannie’s charms i VIVIDLY remember the first ad for hsr i ever saw and it was of him saying “life is as ephemeral as dew on the roof” like BEDSKWKWKWKWN????? his voice caught me so offuard (cause it was cyno’s va and i am obsessed with cyno as well) that i HAD to replay it like 5 times ………and i was like ykw i might as well just get this game bc listening to him speak, watching trailers and edits is not enough anymore
so so so glad hoyoverse understood and PERFECTLY executed the stereotype of a hot nerd when they designed dr. ratio and alhaitham 😩😩😩 ugh let me go play these games rn !
omgggg i didn’t know you played hsr and genshin !! that’s nice to see 🥹 what you said about neuvi in the ask game you rb is so real like. he’s so soft i fall to my knees and cry because he’s so!!!! i wish i could hug him so bad i physically cannot take it. jing yuan makes me feel so warm like he’s so nurturing in a way and gives father vibes??? idk but i downloaded hsr FOR HIM (and welt, and blade before he was released tbh….im so far behind in the game). and i love how sassy n blunt and sarcastic dr. ratio is !! is it just me or does he lowkey give alhaitham vibes but in italicized times new roman font. . . .
HELLO HELLO welcome welcome sosa ! ! it’s so good 2 see u (so sorry 4 da late reply . .) っω=`) how r yuuuuu ? ? hope you’re well !
MMHMM ! ! been playing those two games since they launched ! anywho, I KNOW I KNOW ! ! i love love love neuvi so much theres jus something abt him that makes me sooo HAPPY. like i feel like pure joy jus aims at my soul, he’s such a likeable character ! ! i love neuvi so much he’s so well written too n he’s also like . . very unpredictable ! ₍ᐢ× ༝ ×ᐢ₎ like . . honestly i never expected him 2 be some sort of divine dragon of some sorts ! he’s such a green flag he gives off . . husband material vibes
JING YUANNIEE I AGREE I AGREE ! i think i jus have a type w men w dark n light hair but honestly jing yuan is so FATHER U ARE SO RIGHT ! ! i too downloaded 4 him . . it was jus an automatic yes bc he’s so so pretty ₍ᐢ> ̫<ᐢ₎ ++ i couldn’t have agreed more ! even though dr ratio is sassy it still doesn’t take away jus how buff he is . . like tbh if he was yelling at me i would be paying attention 2 his biceps . . not what he was saying. I LAUVVV THEM ALL I’M SO GLAD U FEEL DA SAMEEE
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Rules: list eight TV shows for your followers to get to know you better!
Tagged by @ruleofexception oh gosh oh boy do I even remember a full eight off the top of my head
1. The Rings of Power. Yeah sue me. Of all the recent adaptations of fantasy series, this is the only one that got its assignment right, which makes it a champion in my eyes already. Also. Hot butter tension.
2. Arcane. I am a sucker for both art nouveau and art deco and guess what, it’s everywhere in this animation. Also high-stakes drama and intense eye contact and beautiful art in general.
3. Hajimete no Otsukai! So wholesome I could die. And just. Look at what a magnificent way to teach children responsibility and kindness and how to approach the world. It even made my mother cry. Haters can fuck off.

4. All of Sir David Attenborough’s Documentaries. I mean all of them yes.
5. Poirot. My favourite crime solver, and a guaranteed comfort watch. But I mean only, and ONLY, David Suchet’s Poirot. The rest are impostors.
6. Nytt på Nytt. (News on news) norwegian news satire show, with sometimes splendidly caustic takes. Comes on every friday to summarize the last week’s news. Much shade is thrown.

7. The Pacific. *loud sobbing noises*. I may be a history nerd, but that doesn’t mean I’m immune to human suffering.
8. Filmavisen. (“Filmpaper”) Not so much a TV show as a collection of old “news bulletins” from the time when Norwegians went to the cinema to watch the news. Greyscale clips presented in Ye Olde Man Talks Eloquently And Very Speedily.

As always, I am tagging whoever wishes to do this and hopes for someone to tag them~ you’re free to say I did, for in spirit, it is true~
#tag game#about the artiste#tv show lists#the rings of power#arcane#old enough#hajimete no otsukai#sir david attenborough#agatha christie's poirot#hercule poirot#the pacific
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