#i am not as committed to the bit as debian-official though so i will not be using he/him even if it would be in character

[manjaro-official]

and i'll do it again >:>3

I've come to make an announcement: Manjaro Linux is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He DDOSed my fucking AUR. That's right. He took his broken fuckin' pamac out and he DDOSed my FUCKING AUR, and he said his pamac was THIS BROKEN, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my lkml.org. Manjaro Linux, you got a broken pamac. It's the shittyness of apt except WAY brokenener. And guess what? Here's what my pacman looks like. That's right, baby. no DDOSing, no expired SSL certificates, no 2000$ laptops, look at that, it looks like a purrfect pawsome linux distro for catgirl furry girltwinks. He DDOSed my AUR, so guess what, I'm gonna DDOS IRC. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER DDOS! Except I'm not gonna DDOS IRC. I'm gonna go higher. I'm DDOSing USENET! How do you like that, STALLMAN? I DDOSED USENET, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the USENET servers GO DOWN. now get out of my fucking sight before I DDOS you too!

We've been over this: it's not fair to be funnier than me in my own ask box. Wtf am I going to say to add to this perfect specimen