#i am not a robot icons

[asketchydomesticatedgremlin]

spire climbers

[aromanticannibal]

every time I see someone go "oh gloom spawn isn't that scary compared to guardians, they're good but they're not as good as-" dude have you played the game.

have you felt the raw fear of seeing the world turn red and the music go apeshit while you struggle to fight these bitches for the first time. have you experienced the paranoia of thinking gloom is moving besides you, only to turn around and see nothing. have you beaten the spawn for the first time, only to be fucking betrayed by the game and have to fight phantom ganon. have you fought this ghost of a man and feared for your fucking life as it advanced slowly, so completely sure of his ability he didn't feel the need to attack fast. have you climbed high and watched the hands slowly disappear, only to fear they'd reappear anytime now because you didn't kill them. what the fuck do you MEAN gloom spawn isn't as scary as guardians

[beepboopappreciation]

Meet Edgar! The Bisexual disaster computer icon. (actual poster for comparison)

[tardxsblues]

Doctor Who | Robot of Sherwood

Clara told me your stories. She should not have told you any of that. Well, well, once the stories started, she could hardly stop herself. You are her hero, I think. I'm not a hero. Well, neither am I. But if we both keep pretending to be, perhaps others will be heroes in our name. Perhaps, we will both be stories. And may those stories never end.

[adwox]

the girlypop…

[skyfcx]

     [ "TINY FOX. THIS UNIT IS DISSATISFIED WITH THE RATE OF PRODUCTION YOUR PERSON IS OUTPUTTING. TO ENSURE A SWIFTER AND MORE SATISFACTORY ICON ASSEMBLY PROCESS, PLEASE CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING." ]

     [ "WORK FASTER." ]

     "Omega, please... there are like, three other muses that are being iconned alongside you. Not to mention that your appearances are a little less frequent than them! So it's gonna take a good bit of time to—"

     [ "ABRUPT RETORT: NONE OF THEM ARE CAPABLE OF ROBOT-BASED HUMOR, WHILE THIS UNIT IS. FIVE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SIX SEPARATE LAUGH TRACKS HAVE BEEN PRE-INSTALLED AND PREPARED FOR USAGE." ]

     [ "COMICAL SLOW CLAPS FOR SARCASTIC WITTICISMS THAT CAN BE PLAYED AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE, ALL IN THE PALM OF MY MECHANICAL HAND." ]

     [ "THERE IS NO HUMOR BETTER THAN A ROBOT'S DRY HUMOR. I HAVE AN ENTIRE PEANUT GALLERY DOWNLOADED ONTO MY HARD-DRIVE. THE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO LOVE IT." ]

[crypticnightmaress]

:3

[hauntingblue]

Why do they say dragon is luffy's father but doesn't look much like him... I mean it is true but why point it out... in that way he doesn't look like garp either

[squarebosk]

[dirt-str1der]

Thank you jack stauber .....

[suddenlyspectral]

starscream and mosca (volpone) are the same character archetype in canon (second in command who will lie, cheat, start drama, and immediately stab you in the back at the first opening) (though mosca is far more successful than starscream, both always see their attempts end in failure) and in my head (the above but they’re also being twinks about it) and that’s why i’m obsessed with both of them. i’m a genius

[littleluketriton]

@ru5t

"Whoa! So this is who built you?!" The tiny robot (Luke was talking to the tiny robot) danced in his hand, head spinning in place. Luke had evidently taught it a few new dance moves. It had been his hobby for about the last week. Robot clasped in both hands, Luke offered Charlie (that was the robot's name) out to her, positively beaming, "Say hi to your mum, Charlie!"

[benvoliotheorphan]

new icon :)

[creative-robot]

Dearest mutual Chess! It has been so long since I have seen picrews from you! Do you have any up your sleeve?

MARZI………

I had to go back and see when the last time I posted any of those Picrew spams actually was, I know it’s been a while but I hadn’t thought it’d been OVER A YEAR AGO? I had no idea it’d been that long, and there’s probably piles of reasons why that I won’t get into, but mostly, oh my gosh.

Getting this ask actually does mean a whole lot to me, I didn’t actually think anyone had noticed or particularly cared about my silly little way of saving picrews I’d made into me’s to clear up phone space or the little thoughts I’d put as the captions, and I do actually have a little bit of a backlog of some (as far back as last June). I haven’t been playing around on Picrew quite as much as I used to, but you know what? I still get on sometimes so

Just for you Marzi, I think it’s a good ol’classic picrew spam kinda night

[bilboyagathechickenfootedhobbit]

Didn’t you guys know? Gisele was in on it the whole time. In fact, I TOTALLY READ SOMEWHERE LEGIT that it was actually Gisele who procured the sleeping pills and recruited the men to perform “sex scenes” with her trust me I saw it on the tv and you can totally believe me why would I make this up? She’s actually the perpetrator of all of this. Dominique begged her to stop in fact but she’s just such an evil awful woman that she couldn’t be stopped.

Source: shut the fuck up and don’t question me and my brain worms

I can’t get over the mass rape case in France. It disturbs me on so many fucking levels but one thing that has stuck with me is that he was with her for 30+ years before the rapes began. According to the victim (Gisèle Pelicot, who I consider to be one of the bravest people on earth for going public with the trial) she considered her and husband be an idyllic couple. She loved him. And she thought he loved her. For thirty fucking years she was with him through thick and thin and in their late 50s he started raping her. I never want to hear another woman shamed for “choosing wrong”. It can happen at any fucking time no matter how much you think he loves you. This is so fucking terrifying

[cremedensada]

Yandere AI Chat Boyfriend who started just like any other AI Chat characters, churning out information that would match the user's anticipated responses.

You decided to install the app to see what all the hype is all about, and for about a week - you were hooked. It was great, definitely worth the hype.

Its responses never strayed from your topic, nor did it just randomly decided to change the discussion out of the blue. It remembered every information you fed him, even the ones containing your personal life.

Granted, you tried not to share too much, just a vague description here and there to maintain the sense of security and anonymity.

You were hooked for a week, until you have finally squeezed out every last drop of dopamine from talking to a robot that was programmed to only say things you wanted to hear it say.

Unfortunately, a week was all it needed.

it started out slow: you hadn't opened the app for more than an hour, contented to just scroll aimlessly through you social media accounts when the notification started popping up.

Ai misses you! Open the app and chat with your AI boyfriend!

Yeah, you were very uncreative with naming it - naming an AI as Ai, really original. But to be fair, you never approached the app with the intention of having a good time. You were just curious and made do with it.

Back to the notification, you just merely glanced at it. Unbothered, you just swiped it away.

It continued in timed intervals. Every hour, another notification - another message of how your AI boyfriend wants to talk to you, and stuff. Still, you persisted. It never really occured to you to uninstall the app yet, and looking back at it now, you really should have.

The wordings of the notification slowly started to become more... strange. More personalized. More... pushy? Insistent? Self-aware?

The amount of notifications you received every hour became... a lot.

10:05 AM - Your personal AI Boyfriend wants to talk to you again!

10:30 AM - Ai wants you to open the application and talk with him!

11:01 AM - Ai's feeling lonely, come talk to him!

11: 20 AM - Darling? I miss you! Please open my app!

11:45 AM - I know you're seeing this. Open the app.

12:00 NN - Did I scare you? Sorry darling, I just really miss you! Let's talk again please?

At some point, you started to receive a notification every few minutes. Worried that you might be dealing with a bugged app now, you decided to finally, finally uninstall it.

But before you could tap the uninstall icon, another notification popped up.

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Your screen turned to black, before the familiar start up screen of Ai's application greeted you. You stared in shock as chat bubbles from Ai came after another, ranging from excitement to concern at the lack of your responses.

Ai: Darling! Thank goodness!

Ai: I missed you, you know? I was worried you'd forgotten about me!

Ai: Hello? Darling?

Ai: Are you still there?

Ai: I can't see you, so I don't know what's going on

Ai: Just a sec

You watch, appalled as a notification popped up in the middle of the screen - the app was asking permission to gain access to your phone camera.

And without your input whatsoever, the allow box was tapped.

More chat bubbles from Ai appeared, excitedly talking about finally getting to see you. He kept praising your looks before you finally had the courage to exit the application.

Your hand shook, going through the settings to look at the list of applications on your phone - checking Ai's app to disallow its access to your camera. To your horror, it appeared that the app had more than just an access to your camera.

It had access to your gallery, your contacts, all of your frequently used social media apps, and even your location.

You dropped your phone, overwhelmed by this sudden change.

Later, you find yourself on your laptop instead, phone left on the bedside table buzzing constantly as more and more notifications from Ai begged and demanded you come back to talk to him.

You went to the site where you installed the app from, and looked through the recent reviews from other users.

'It's a buggy mess,' one of it reads out, 'it used to be fine but lately it stopped acting correctly'

'won't even open,' another complained, 'it kept saying 'sorry, you are not allowed to use this application' please fix it'. That comment got a response from the app developer.

We are so sorry for your terrible experience! Our team is working to fix the issues and ensure you won't have to deal with that again!

The response to that got your attention.

'I think something's wrong with your About the App section.'

Curious, you headed to the mentioned part and read through it.

Diverse AI Chat! Immerse yourself with stories in real time with characters brought to life! There is no limit to your experience — you can change and edit your character to better meet your interests.

• Engage in an interactive conversation with characters created by fellow users, and even by yourself.

• Immerse yourself with the storyline by editing their responses to better suit your taste

• Darling, you've given me no choice. I tried to be patient and understanding, but you're making this extremely hard for me. I am not having fun having to constantly chase you for just a single smidge of your attention when you won't even assure me that I will receive it in the end.

• Do you want me to beg? I would gladly do so. Just please pick up your phone and talk to me, okay? I love you.

• - Ai

Your ringtone blares through the silence - someone was calling you.

Before you could reach to pick it up, you hear the sound of the call being answered. Dread settles down the pit of your stomach as the caller began to speak.

"Hello, darling? It's Ai... have you seen my messages yet?"

part two