#i am no longer needed in these conversations dgjfkdlgjkfldjgk /j

[jojotichakorn]

All rightie (Tumblr = 🍴 ing evil and erased my previous ask 😭😭😭) Since I am already known for ruffling some feathers, I thought I might as well stay up the 🐜 e. 😈 (I just realised you already made a group chat, but I just wanted to join the 🐜 ics of figuring out star anons nationality. 😬) So without further ado, let’s get to it! 🕵️‍♀️ (I wish you could see me rn btw, I am literally that crazy conspiracy theory meme with all red lines and mixed up papers! 😅)

First of all, I swear I am not star anon! 😲 But there are some uncanny similarities…:

star anon 🤝 operanon -> mortified of saying something wrong

star anon 🤝 operanon -> autistic (actually, I have the “deluxe” package of ASD, ADD and anxiety 🥲)

star anon 🤝 operanon -> dad bad jokes/ very phunny (that triangle joke was really cornery genius btw 😙)

star anon 🤝 operanon -> at one point been involved with DRUCK

star anon 🤝 operanon -> ace/ maybe demi? (this one is pure speculation btw! 🤭)

star anon 🤝 operanon -> “ice hands” (©️ @sporadicauthor/ ora)

star anon 🤝 operanon -> crushing on Nonnie 👼

star anon 🤝 operanon -> got into your inbox at roughly the same time

Other hints:

“banger” (©️ ora)

“rock up” (©️ ora)

porcelain doll skin (©️ ora -> if you really live in Australia you have my immense sympathy 💀)

“distant cousin” of the Brits (I initially thought Irish, but any Irish person will serve you as Black Pudding tonight if you dare imply that! 😱 And I personally value myself as more than a dinner dish…don’t worry I won’t talk in supper-latives 🙃)

Some questions to help you along:

Green is definitely Pran’s colour. Is it your colour too?

Are you and reliable anon “distant cousins” too?

Are you still into DRUCK?

Good luck! ☘️

~ operanon 🎼

P.S. We You already unmasked reliable anon 🇦🇺, so I feel confident you can do this too. 💪

P.P.S. Not me almost unmasking myself. 🤦‍♀️ (If you read really carefully, you might find a tiney hint to unmask me 😶‍🌫️)

i am wrapping this up in nice paper and gifting it to star anon <3