#i am in a Mood™ about this tonight & i don't care

[deepspacedukat]

Ok, but what about gentle s** with our favorite blue boy because we’re sad as f and we need this man riding us

I can totally do this, but you really don't have to censor words on this hellsite. This webbed site is where you can say all the Forbidden Social Media Words™ and have no consequences. Welcome from Instagram or whatever site trained you to censor yourself. It's much more fun here lol.

Also, I haven't posted about Thy'lek since JANUARY??? WHO AM I?? I'M SO SORRY, COMMANDER, I STILL LOVE YOU!! 🥺💙

*ahem* Anyway, here's your request, nonny! 😇

Cross-posted to AO3 here.

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Solace

Thy’lek Shran (ST:ENT) x Reader

[A/N: This is smut, so 18+ ONLY, MINORS DNI!!!]

Warnings: Interspecies sex, Human/Andorian sex, soft!Shran, unprotected sex, gentle sex, non-graphic sex, Thy'lek is good at comforting his lover.

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He’d been good to me - a perfect gentleman who held me as I sought his comfort. From the moment I returned to our quarters, Thy'lek knew something was wrong. He could always read me like a book, even if I never said a word.

"What is it, sweet girl?" He'd asked as he got to his feet, but I couldn't make myself answer. I didn't need to, though. He knew exactly what was wrong. Like Captain Archer, he had his fingers firmly on the pulse of the ship's crew. Whispering soothing little words to me as he pulled me into his arms, the Commander placed a soft kiss on my forehead.

The tears started slowly, but once they had, I couldn't stop them. I was so tired, and this mission was weighing so heavily on me. Nearly the entire crew had been pulling double shifts, and none of us were sleeping well. We desperately needed a break, but until this mission was complete, we couldn't afford to take one.

I'd made so many more mistakes on my last shift than I normally would have. Being berated by my section's commanding officer didn't help my mental state. All I wanted now was to bury myself in bed with Thy'lek and sleep for about a decade.

Moods like this didn't happen very often, because missions that were as demanding as this one were extremely rare. Still, Shran was incredibly patient. He never once told me that I was being silly or that I should just suck it up and move on. Instead, he rubbed patient little patterns on my back and allowed me to ride out my emotions. At some point, he'd carried me to our bed and tangled me carefully in his arms.

When the last sniffle finally escaped me and I took a deep, steadying breath, a soft smile stretched his lips.

"There, now. Did that help a little?" He nuzzled my nose as he asked, and I nodded my head. "How can I make the rest of it better?"

I didn't even need a moment to consider my options. Tilting my head slightly, I placed kisses across my lover's jaw. When my mouth finally reached his, the Commander hummed, sliding his hands down my back to my hips. As the kiss grew gradually more heated, Shran pulled away far enough to look me in the eye.

“Are you sure this is what you want, pretty girl?” He was always so careful, so respectful. God, I loved him.

“Yes. Please, I need you,” I breathed brushing my nose along his. He needed no further encouragement. With a gentle, burning sort of passion, he held my head in place and kissed from my lips down to the dip between my collarbones. I couldn't keep from whimpering at his sweet ministrations.

“Shh, let me take care of you,” Thy’lek murmured nibbling lightly at a hickey he'd left beneath my jaw a few nights before.

“You always do.” He smiled as he started unzipping my uniform, and soon our bodies were entwined in a familiar, intimate dance.

Soft, careful nights like this felt like a sacrament - a convergence of two souls alongside that of our bodies. Slow and steady, leisurely and deliberately we drank of each other. This game of give and take sent shivers up my spine in the wake of his gentle, seeking fingers. For a fighter like Thy’lek to be so unhurried, so painstaking about every touch...it always brought tears to my eyes, and tonight was no exception.

"Am I hurting you?" He whispered as he flipped me onto my back, but I shook my head. Wrapping my arms around him, I surrendered to the sensation of his body melding with mine and his love surrounding me. By the time we fell asleep, we were both out of breath and very much a part of each other.

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[merirat]

Buddy. Pal. Friend.

My Thoughts™ are too large for tags.

Even if you don't headcanon this bastard as sex repulsed, he gives so few fucks about sex as an activity that if you want it to happen, you're pretty much on your own. You need to take charge and give direction, while he lies there and takes it. He might be bitchy and bossy about it and have an opinion — IF he's paying attention — or he might just plan his day for tomorrow (he'd play phone games, but that would require a phone). It's a toss up.

You can probably train him to top, but it's a risk because he's fucking clueless. He has the IKEA instructions, but will need to be briefed on things like The Importance of Lube and Why We Trim Our Claws Before Trying That. He might get bored half-way through and leave. Hopefully, you weren't tied up or anything at the time. Maybe he just wants a snack and will come back. Maybe not. Nobody knows.

I am, by far, the least pairing-read person on earth, but of what I've seen, there seems to be a beyond adequate amount of both "Alastor is feral and aggressive in bed" and "Alastor just wants to be tenderly cared for" and not nearly enough "Alastor wants to know how long this will take because he's got a broadcast tonight and can the shadow watch?" Just... mid-coitus mood killers like, "I think the hotel should have a pool so I can drown the residents I don't like."

(Charlastor writers, I dare you.)

Your chances will go up marginally if you flatter him a lot or turn it into some kind of sport, but, if the latter, I hope you're into blood play.

Obviously, I need sleep...

Pretty sure I already know the answer but hey! I have a question for the people

No hate btw, just curious. Definitely talk in the tags about whatever your answer may be :p

Aggressively tries to tag all the alastor ships wish me luck lmao