#i am imagining the Wormrot Goat btw.

[slasheru]

Datables reacting to gettin a text that's like "Omg look it's us *picture of some cute animals cuddling*"??

TATE: Have you ever heard a man choke and melt into a puddle like the Wicked Witch of the West simultaneously before? Well, you're about to. Repeat to break Tate like a broken record player (positive). If he tries to text back he's doing his best but it's like, screenshots from Buffy of Willow defending Seth Green from vampires labeled "us"

LAILA: Might actually emit an honest-to-satan Squee noise. ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED. Will now start sending YOU adorable pics of animals cuddling, with watermarks, uncropped and boomer-level, but 100% sincerely because she thinks it's SO CUTE

SAWYER: Also delighted, non-zero chance you're ALSO getting a small infodump about whatever animals are in the meme. "That's so us!! :) you're my little koala! <33 did you know that koalas actually don't get any nutrition from eucalyptus leaves?...."

HEX: Makes a HUGE EXCITED SQUEALING FUSS. Absolute "Awwwww!!! Aaaaaah!!!" :D. Has assumed that you somehow encountered the animals IRL and is disappointed he cannot pet them. You're gonna have to talk him down from adopting a mongoose or a ferret or something after this

JUNO: Smirks, then five minutes later you get a photo of those isopods eating Doritos/those goth-punk budgies cuddling/a goat with a dead bird in its mouth with a text message that just says "US"