#i am hideously bad at every FPS except for Left 4 Dead sorry fellas (and Farah)

[wanderrghost]

Things I've done (so far) while playing CoD:MW2:

Threw a grenade at my team literally within 30 seconds of starting the first campaign (sorry Soap and Ghost).

Tried to be air support, bombed my team stationed on top of a building twice (sorry Ghost, Soap, and Alejandro).

Repeatedly teargassed myself while trying to be stealth because the canister ricocheted off of the air vent in front of me (sorry Gaz).

Failed to cut myself free in time from a rope dangling from a helicopter and got splattered onto a highway sign (Sorry Gaz. Again).

Constantly tried to jump from one moving vehicle to another and failed (sorry Gaz. AGAIN).

Shot Price bc I thought he was an enemy (Sorry Price).

Shot Farah bc I thought SHE was an enemy (SORRY FARAH).

Walked right off of a third-story roof (sorry again Soap).

And I'm only HALFWAY THROUGH THE GAME.