#i am hapoy fir him im just so FREAKING ENVIOUS
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Apparently my dad is a roller skating MAESTRO and I had to learn this from little brother's ex but still bestie talking about like, YEARS AGO and they'd all three gone roller skating and despite apparently not having skated in nigh on two decades he not only skated circles around them (proficient and active skater), he did it doing twirls and shit with his hands behind his back. This man has a bad back, bad hip, and knee issues. His normal walk is probably most akin to a shamble. BUT ACCORDING TO MY SOURCES, on skates? GRACEFUL AS A SWAN I am quoting btw
And I just have to sit here and stew in the fact that my beloved father is magically adept with ANYTHING that has wheels, and I happen to be woefully inept with that very same group -_-
#hes like scooter? scoots circles around you. bicycle? cycles circles around you. skateboard? circles. unicycle? better than me.#and if it has an ENGINE AND WHEELS? hoo boy! thats right up his alley#i am hapoy fir him im just so FREAKING ENVIOUS#i get motion sickness just standing on a still skateboard ngl
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