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meteorologears · 1 month ago

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New terrible fanfiction found HERE!!! (First chapter of 6 to 9).

Essentially: after blowing the whistle on corrupt aerospace company Goeing, Clevinger and Dunbar are put into the witness protection program. Witness protection decides it's best psychologically for them to remain together, and tosses them onto the suburban neighborhood of Heller Boulevard as a married couple. Between trying to keep their cover and keep their lives, hilarity ensues. (Inspired by Desperate Housewives--hence the title)

#yes it's stupid. no it's not my finest work.#catch 22 #i was dialing it back on all the plato and kant because my girlfriend was fed UP after i made her read the entirety of the symposium piece #i would compare it to the airport AU in terms of tone but the airport AU was a direct variation #of c22 itself. whereas this is completely diverged from the premise of c22 #by subjecting them to suburbia and moronic banal tropes. but remember that this is still a satire and more specifically a dramedy #and despite the inherent presence of tropes (it is fanfiction)#i am going to avoid relying on them exclusively for narrative value (unethical regurgitation of an original text etc etc anyway read my fic #my writing

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