#i am expecting a bunch of what ifs of what if benoit brought his husband to the island instead

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Spoilers: Some ‘Glass Onion’ Thoughts

- You know how in ‘Among Us’ killed crewmates can no longer talk to anyone else, just haunt them as ghosts? That but it’s Andi following everyone, clapping and hyping Helen up for her sleuthing, comforting her when Andi is clearly distraught, when Miles does his thing she’s like “He... He just GAVE Duke the glass and LIED about it!?! THATS the plan?? Holy SHIT you imbecile...”, screaming at him as Miles continues to gaslight everyone, and hooting and hollering when her sister brings the whole house down

- “Something’s different about Andi... What’s she playing at?” Yea ok Claire technically you were correct but also holy shit last time you’d seen Andi y’all betrayed her and let Miles leave her with nothing as he gloated about it and went on to make his atomic bomb-fuel, like, yeah maybe she WOULD be acting a lil’ ‘off’??? 

- not only are the ‘Disruptors’ ‘Shitheads’ going to turn on Miles but they’re absolutely going to cover Helen’s ass on burning the Mona Lisa. “Uh, yea, saw Miles trying to fan the flames and he accidentally jammed the button” “yea that dumbass was screaming and he must’ve hit the ‘unlock button for the painting what idiot has an ‘anti-failsafe’ for the Mona Lisa???” - A companion piece to this movie is Adam Conover’s Youtube video ‘Elon Musk Is An Idiot (and so are Zuck and SBF)’

- Deleted end scene where Benoit Blanc’s reading an Agatha Christie novel in bed at night to dim lamplight when he suddenly snaps the book closed- “What would ‘inbreathiate’ even MEAN if it were a word???” And Philip, on the other side of the bed, groans behind his sleep mask and rolls overs- “Goodnight, dear,” and throws a pillow at him

- Just made the connection between Miles installing an ‘anti-failsafe’ so he can enjoy the Mona Lisa ‘freed’ from behind glass- to its detriment-, and Miles giving his guests some mystery, very-very-likely-fake anti-covid substance so that none of them have to wear a mask over the weekend