#i am being so self indulgent rn lads you would not BELIEVE.

[abyssaldyke]

Listen, in real life I am butch4butch all the way but there is something so !!! about writing butch/femme couples I am compelled!!!!

[punkscowardschampions]

Rio & Buster

Rio: didn't know you had mates who weren't total twats, McKenna Rio: cheers though, was alright, actually Buster: You and me both, babe Buster: Don't waste your time telling me though, I'm sure he'll love it when you add more praise to his review Rio: Let's not go crazy with the self-indulgent gold star giving yet Rio: Though I know you posh boys love that unwarranted gratification 👌🍆 Buster: You already did from what I heard Buster: And yeah, he did love it by all accounts Rio: 🙄 Like he's never been to confession Rio: Awks Buster: No need now Buster: It's well off his chest Rio: Generous of you to be that sounding board Buster: Didn't give me a choice Rio: Gotta take that up with him, not me, babe Rio: can only ask I get my reviews back firsthand, like Buster: Been there, done that, cheers Rio: can imagine how that went Rio: take it it ain't same time next week like Buster: Ask him Buster: He's bound to be up for another crack at you Rio: Will do Rio: if he's done chatting to you, like Buster: He is Buster: Made sure of that Rio: Charming as always Rio: Oh, you boys Rio: just ask him out next time, it's obvs what you really wanted Buster: Not a homewrecker either, like Buster: Obviously more of your type than mine, babe Rio: Well, you saw him first, claim that dibs, babe Rio: I said he wasn't a total twat, if that counts as a ringing endorsement, then I worry for ya, boy 😂 Rio: Soz you wanted me to have a shit time and I made best with it 🤷 Buster: Whatever Rio: Moody Rio: Take it your date isn't down for round 2 Buster: Fuck off Buster: If I'm in a mood it's 'cause of that cunt telling me all about how up for it you were Buster: Nothing to do with her Rio: Alright Rio: But there ain't nothing I can do about that Rio: not like I told him to tell you Buster: I know Buster: You've already opened your legs for him now so it's done Rio: Shut up Buster: Too late to be touchy about it Buster: I told you not to fuck him Rio: And I told you you don't tell me what to do Rio: or not do Rio: and just 'cos he's running his mouth doesn't mean you can too Buster: I can do what I like Rio: Why do you like being a dick? Buster: Why do you like being a hoe? Rio: Feels good Buster: If that was true you'd pick your lads better Rio: How would you know Rio: know you've not actually fucked him yourself Buster: I have all the details I need and didn't ask for, remember Buster: And I know he's a pussy Rio: I'm so sure he saved his post-shag cry for you Buster: Shut up Buster: You're welcome for the 'feel good' and we're even so you can go Rio: Had nothing to do with you Buster: Fate was it? Buster: Christ Rio: Oh, piss off Buster: Gladly Rio: 👋 Rio: Grab a coffee forreal, you need the pick-me-up Buster: Such an expert on what I need Rio: Doesn't take a genius Buster: Lucky for you Rio: Whatever Rio: Least I know how to have a good time Buster: Yeah? Buster: When Buster: If last night's what you're leading with I almost feel bad for you Rio: Always Rio: Believe it or not, don't actually need you to organise my social life Buster: Nah, just bail you out when it goes to shit Rio: Even if that were close to the normal Rio: we're even now Rio: so you can't be bitter about that anymore Buster: I ain't Rio: What are you then? Buster: Right now, I'm fed up Rio: Why? Buster: You'd usually reckon you know Buster: Losing your touch? Rio: Nah, but you know, you're meant to let people talk their way to the solution Rio: not hand it to 'em Rio: #psych101 baby Buster: Says you Buster: I got these cunts in my ears talking and talking, sick of it Buster: My solution is gonna be to throw their arses out in a minute like Rio: You already know you need better friends Rio: just French exit for now Buster: And where are you that's so fucking desirable? Rio: Nowhere yet Rio: Some overpriced bar Rio: it's actually criminal Buster: So take your own advice before giving it to me Rio: go where? Rio: can't be arsed getting a room so I'm staying out 'til I go back home Buster: Don't be stupid Buster: There's loads of space here Rio: You're alright Rio: Like you said, your shit friends are there Rio: I'll see where the night takes me Buster: And I also said I'm sick of them Buster: But fine Buster: Come out with me. Show me that fun you're always having apparently Rio: Alright Rio: [Sends location] Buster: I'm not bringing your boyfriend Buster: If you want him, ask him yourself Rio: Like I said, let's calm down Rio: sounds like he's having a better time bragging than repeating and idc Buster: Yeah Buster: I'll be there in like 20 Buster: Think of somewhere better Rio: Way ahead of you Rio: Seriously, better pre-drink with these prices, boy Buster: Way ahead of you Buster: Behave and I'll sort you out with something to change the mood Rio: 😇 Buster: 😈 Buster: How hard do you wanna go? Rio: I better take the hardest Rio: you need to keep it fun and light over there 😜 Buster: I haven't left yet, I can change my mind Rio: Your mind's made up and we both know it Buster: You reckon? Rio: Know so Rio: But I'm down for whatever you bring Buster: You'll be regretting saying that when it's just me Rio: You reckon? Buster: You don't? Rio: Come find out Buster: On my way Rio: [One tense cockblock later] Rio: Well, no idea you and him were so serious about each other Buster: Shut up Rio: 😂 Rio: Bless Rio: Glad someone's checking up on you Buster: Besides you, like Buster: Stalking my feed Rio: Yeah, yeah Rio: message received, like Rio: never try and take their place again 😉 Buster: Is it? Rio: You tell me if I've got my wires crossed Buster: I don't need to tell you what you already know Rio: Worth a shot Buster: I know what it'd be worth Rio: You sure? Buster: Yeah Buster: Aren't you? Rio: Hmm Rio: Pretty sure Rio: Need a bit more convincing though Buster: Where are you now? Rio: [Airport selfie] Buster: What am I meant to do with that? Rio: You don't need the suggestion Rio: just saying Rio: 'til next time, McKenna Buster: Fuck's sake Rio: I know Rio: life's a bitch Rio: but work calls Rio: gotta get my account back in the black somehow after London prices Buster: Shouldn't have been so quick to ditch after one date, like Buster: Say what you like about that boy, he spends Rio: Can always get back in touch Rio: ask for his old man's deets, get me an ACTUAL daddy Buster: [Sends a photo of the lad and his dad] Buster: That's ended me Rio: 😷 Oh no Rio: Mr. Grey he ain't Rio: rather work at the shithole still Buster: Unlucky babe Buster: Plenty more rich old pervs in the postcode though, I'm sure Rio: Like you don't know Rio: giving me the naff deets Rio: c'mon Buster: I'm out as standard if I hear any old man's ride pull up in the drive Buster: Bad enough when they try and call me daddy I don't need to meet the actual for comparison Rio: 😂 Rio: That accent, just feel like you're getting shook down for pocket money or a new pony, right? Buster: Makes me miss your ends Rio: 🍀 Rio: no denying its a pantydropper of an accent Buster: Yeah Buster: Tempts me to show my face about Rio: Should Rio: much as you LOVE being the host with the most Buster: Might Rio: Why not Rio: Always some cunts Birthday, if you're looking for an excuse Buster: I don't reckon I need one Rio: Fair Rio: Not a total tourist Buster: Too right Buster: Proved myself many a time Rio: I mean Rio: Not getting away with it that easy Buster: Am I not? Rio: Definitely not Buster: I don't believe you Rio: We'll see if you come thru Buster: Reckon I need more convincing before I make the trip Buster: Dublin ain't that special, like Rio: Lies and slander, first of all 😏 don't let the fam catch you saying that, like Buster: They don't catch me doing anything, it's all good Rio: You better 🙏 they don't Rio: Me too when I work out how to convince you Buster: If you want me on my knees, only gotta ask Rio: Don't Buster: Just saying Rio: Well I'm JUST in public rn Rio: rude as always Buster: Well nobody's forcing you on that flight Rio: Only reality Buster: Fuck that Rio: Usually, I'd agree with ya Buster: Until next time then Rio: Yeah Buster: Safe travels, Cavante Rio: Mind how you go, McKenna