#i am awooing right now. right now

[t4tklonoa]

realized this is long asf prepare urself 4 mimic autism under cut

HOLDING HEAD IN HANDS. 2024 ANNUAL DRIVING ME INSANE . WDYM WHY . WHY WOULD SOMEONE CALL THE LAST STORY ONE MORE REASON TO HATE MIMIC MORE (besides hurting Whisper so bad she changed forever. erhm. lol) WHEN IT EXPLAINS HE'S SOME DUDE WITH ISSUES AND THAT NOT BEING RECOGNIZED AS A PERSON BUT SIMPLY AS WHAT HE IS USEFUL AS MADE HIM INSANE ? it brings a diff perspective of his character. he just wanted to be known but the wrong circumstances made him turn his back on LITERALLY everything . yeah he still killed his team but we got a reason for it. he isnt the ultra evil guy just bc he wants to be anymore STOP PRETENDING HE'S THE NEXT SATAN

I'm really glad they made Whisper and Mimic more "human" and that the diamond cutters got more personality (except Claire. can u give her more lines next time please.) . Not happy that ppl are ignoring that this is LITERALLY a story from the point of view of mimic in favor of cute whisper and awww she was hurt so bad. she did wrong too by never seeing mimic past his actions . not as bad as mimic ofc but they aren't perfect characters stop putting them in "hero" or "villain" boxes

breaths in. okay. anyways

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙meme | LN4 ˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: lando norris x y/n reader (she/her)

genre: social media au, established relationship

warnings: none rly it's jus fun & fluff

summary: in which you love causing mischief and mayhem and both of your fans eat it up

a/n: i liked this request but had no idea how to rly like execute it in fic at all but i had the idea just to have them being silly on the tl hahah hope that works ok & u guys like it?! sorry if it's shorttt

request!!!: idea!!! omg have you seen that girl on tiktok, i think she goes by dj mandy, and she pretends to be a serious dj and mashups the most random songs with a straight face,,, im picturing landos girlfriend with that type of humour in a fic😭

fc: various blonde girls from pinterest

my masterlist

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landonorris ok

landonorris why do you always pick these random pics of me to post like we dont have any nice pics ?

yourusername funnyy

landonorris ur the only one laughing

oscarpiastri not true

danielricciardo i laughed too

carlossainz55 and me

landonorris oh great. her minions are here

user5 i love y/n's aesthetic photo dumps being ruined by lando 💀

user6 nah it adds to the vibes imo

user7 my fav wag

user8 she's soo funny she doesn't care what anyone thinks at all 💀

twitter ->

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landonorris virtual postcards

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yourusername ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff rufffff

yourusername thts my man thts my man

yourusername awoooo awoo awoo 🌙

carlossainz55 what you doing right now

yourusername howling at the moon. you?

landonorris dont question her carlos

yourusername omg. he's defending my weird behaviour ...... 😊

landonorris well yes. no one else will

carlossainz55 🤨🤨🤨

user12 he is so pretty

user13 omg lol at y/n going feral in the comments 💀

user14 im obsessed with her

user15 my fav couple ever

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yourusername on tht gang shittt

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landonorris what you on about gang shit for

yourusername isnt it cool

landonorris no not at all

yourusername right well i heard george say it

georgerussell63 liar

yourusername someone british said it

georgerussell63 well it wasnt bloody me

user16 y/n getting bullied in the comments by british men 💀

user17 awww her & lando r so in love even tho they are always bullying eachother

user18 lol she's so funny

user19 as if george russell would ever say something like gang shit 😭

yourbff "gang shit" & there's absolutely no one else in the pics apart from ur bf on a tv

landonorris right? that's what im saying

yourusername ok sorry for using it incorrectly i'll do better next time.

yourusername

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yourusername on that gang shit for real this time

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landonorris this one i'll allow however why am i last

lilymhe dont take it personally lando

yourusername u deserve it for bullying me about saying gang shit

alex_albon it's true you barely even deserve a spot at all lando

landonorris right well you guys are mean

carlossainz55 hey bestie hey bestie hey bestie hey bestie

landonorris stop harassing my girlfriend

yourusername hey carlos miss you

user20 not carlos spamming hey bestieee

user21 omgg i didnt know she's friends with alex and lily

user22 she's lowkey friends with everyone😭😭

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landonorris she's not getting rid of me that easy

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danielricciardo if you guys actually broke up and her first reaction to it was to post taylor swift lyrics with a george russell meme you have every right to be mad

yourusername LOL soo valid

landonorris i wouldn't even be surprised if she did this

danielricciardo me neither

yourusername urm i would never do that

oscarpiastri you sure?

yourusername not you too oscar 😔

user26 AWWW

user27 this is lando's equivalent of a dog pissing on a lamppost

user28 marking his territoryyyyy iktrrr

yourbff aww you love her for real

landonorris well duh have you seen her.

user29 AWWWW soppy lando

yourusername

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yourusername my life as a (the best) wag & i wouldn't have it any other way

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lilymhe will challenge you for best wag spot

yourusername tbh i'd let you have it

lilymhe awww we can share it 🥰

user30 aww y/n being srs for once

user31 AHH my favs

user32 favs being soppy & cute on main 🥰

user33 y/n is so me. weird & cute!

user34 fr she's just one of the girls

user35 no literally i want her to be my bff

landonorris not you being nice and normal for once

yourusername ruff ruff ruff bark bark bark awoooo awoo awoooo bark bark bark!!!

landonorris right well. nevermind

yourusername I LOVE YOU!!!

landonorris i love you more sweetheart

THE END 🧡

[dark-frosted-heart]

He Doesn't Know That I Turned into an Animal - Roger Barel (Part 1)

As usual, can’t guarantee 100% accuracy on this. None of my translations are proofread until a day after posting

(Mm…I should get up and get ready)

It’s been a while since I had a free day. It was such a nice day, perfect for going out.

…And then I felt something squirming about on my butt.

(Huh? There’s something weird about my body…)

Feeling uneasy, I got out of bed and the moment I looked in the mirror, any morning drowsiness left disappeared.

Kate: Arf…arf?! (Wha…What the?!)

In the mirror was an adorable golden-brown corgi with round eyes. 

What I felt moving on my butt earlier was a short corgi tail.

(I’m a dog?! What do I do…Am I dreaming?!)

(I need to get help…!)

--

(I’m out in the hall now, but who do I go to…?)

Liam: Huh? It’s an adorable little doggie! What’s it doing here?

Harrison: Did someone bring it here…?

Kate: Woof! Woofwoof! (Liam! Harrison!)

Glad to see the two, I rushed over to them.

Liam: Wow, it’s so friendly and cute. I wonder if it’s lost?

Harrison: It’s a corgi, right? Roger’s “Ale”* is also a corgi.

Liam: …Then I wonder if this pup’s Roger’s corgi? Let’s ask. Are you Roger’s?

Liam crouched down to meet my gaze.

Kate: Arf…arf! (No…I’m Kate!)

Liam: Hm. Sorry, I don’t understand, I don’t speak dog.

Harrison: …Then why’d you even ask?

(I’ve really turned into a dog…)

It’s not due to Alfons’ power or a dream…

(How did this happen…?)

Harrison: For now, let’s bring it to Roger.

--

Liam: Roger, you here~?

Roger: What, you get hurt again?

When Roger turned around and saw me in Liam’s arms…his eyes widened with surprise.

Roger: You…!

(Maybe Roger realizes that it’s me?!)

Roger: You’re soooooo cuuuuuute!

Roger smiled widely and began petting me everywhere.

Roger: Who’s a good dog? You are!

(So aggressive…!)

Roger: You’re so cute…Can I give you a kiss?

Kate: Grrrr (Ab-so-lute-ly not!!)

Roger: No? Then can I smell you?

(What kind of compromise is that?!)

In my confusion, Roger buried his face in the neck and took a big whiff.

Roger: Ahh…the smell of dogs…! The best medicine out there!

(I’ve never seen Roger like this before…)

Roger: Phew… So, who’s dog is this?

Liam: I thought the little one was yours. It’s not?

Roger: Nope, not ours. We don’t have a lot of dogs. So…Are you lost~? You poor thing~

With a smile…No, with a lovestruck look on his face, Roger started petting me again.

He was probably concerned about me being a lost dog…but petting was his priority.

(This is my first time seeing Roger be so affectionate with a dog, and it surprised me at first. But now…I don’t know…)

(It feels so good getting pet…)

Liam: Ah, the doggie’s wagging its tail! Looks like it likes Roger.

Roger: Oh…you like me? Haha, you’re so cute!

He suddenly lifted me out of Liam’s arms.

Maybe it’s because he’s so used to handling dogs, but the way he picked me up gave a sense of stability and security.

Roger: Hmm…

Kate: …?

Roger: You don’t have any, so you’re a girl.

Kate: Yip! (Don’t look!)

Roger: Oops, sorry.

(Even though I’m a dog, I can’t believe you looked at my butt…)

(It somehow feels like I lost something important…)

Roger: Don’t look so down. I won’t do it again.

Harrison: So, can you look after the dog, Roger? We got a mission.

Roger: With a dog this cute, I can take care of countless of them. Oh, that’s right. Have you seen the lil’ lady? I wanted her to help out with an experiment, but she wasn’t in the dining room at breakfast.

Harrison: Nope, haven’t seen her.

Liam: She has the day off so she’ls probably sleeping in?

Roger: Then I’ll let her sleep.

Kate: Arf arf! Arf arf! (I’m right here! Here!)

Roger: I know. We gotta find your owner today, don’t we?

(You didn’t understand me at all…!)

--

And so Roger went around asking everyone in Crown about the corgi.

But I’m not a lost dog, so there’s no owner to find…

Roger: If no one knows you, then you must’ve wandered in from outside.

Kate: Awoo…(It’s not that…)

Roger: I’ll find your owner so cheer up.

Roger patted my head as if to make me feel better.

(Ugh…I really can’t resist this feeling…!)

My short tail started wagging and Roger smiled at the sight.

Roger: You’re getting used to me now. Will you let me kiss you soon?

Kate: Grrr! (No!)

Roger: Not yet…Well, a girl’s kiss should be saved for a prince, shouldn’t it?

(I wonder if Roger’s being so romantic because he’s talking to a dog…)

Roger: Well, since you’re from outside, there’s someone I want you to meet. Be a good girl and wait for a moment?

Kate: Arf! (Got it!)

Roger: Oh, a nice response.

Roger petted me, attached a collar around my neck, tied a leash to the stair railing, and left.

A while later…

Roger: Sorry for the wait.

Kate: Arf! Arf…(Welcome back! Ro…ger…)

???: Arf! Aarf! (Who’re you? Never seen you before!)

When Roger came back, he brought a corgi with him.

The corgi circled me in excitement.

Kate: A-arf…?! (The dog’s talking…?!)

???: Arf? Arf! (What’re you talking about? You’re a dog too!)

(That’s right, since I’m a dog now, I understand dogs…)

Roger: This guy’s Ale, my family’s dog.

Ale: Arf! Woof?! (I’m Ale! What’s your name?)

Kate: …Arf (...I’m Kate)

Ale: Woof! (Nice to meet you!)

Roger: Ale’s got a habit of circling around any dog or person he meets for the first time. I brought him over from my folks’ place to have him check if you’re from around here… But it looks like it’s the first time you two are meeting. So…you’re not from around here. This is bad.

Roger scratched his head and sighed.

Roger: Nah, can’t give up now. Let’s go on a walk. Dogs know how to find their way home. Maybe you’ll remember on a walk.

--

Thinking I was a lost dog, Roger took me out on a dog walking route.

Of course, Ale was with us.

Roger: Anything ring a bell?

Kate: Awoo…(No…)

(I’m making trouble for Roger by looking for a nonexistent owner…)

(I need to work on making him understand that I’m Kate…!)

(And to do that…)

Roger: What’s up? If you’re running off like that, then…Do you know where your home is?

Kate: Arf! (Yes!)

As I ran down the road in this body of mine, Roger naturally followed after.

Ale: Woof woof! (I’m not gonna let you get away!)

And so, we arrived at—

Roger: …Crown castle?

(This is my home…so please realize that it’s me, Roger!)

Roger: The fact that we came back here…You really don’t know how to get home, do you?

(He still doesn’t get it…)

Ale: Woof woof! (I’m hungry after all that running!)

Roger: Can’t do anything else now… I’m sure you’re beat after today, so I’ll take you back to Crown.

--

Roger: Time to eat. You two, “stay”.

Roger left Ale and I in the dining room and headed to the kitchen.

(What will he prepare for us? Not human food, right?)

Ale: Woof woof! (Roger’s great at cooking!)

Ale sounded very proud when talking about Roger.

(Roger must’ve doted on him a lot while Ale was growing up…)

Ale: Woof? (You can’t eat until Roger gives you the ‘okay’, got it?) Arf! (That’s how you show respect to the cook!)

Kate: A-arf! (G-got it!)

Roger: Sorry for the wait. I made you two dinner.

(Roger’s cooking? T-this is…!)

He brought out plates of stewed meat and vegetables chopped into small pieces.

(It smells good...Looks delicious)

Ale: Awoo! (Come on, come on!)

Ale jumped around Roger’s feet as if he couldn’t wait any longer.

Roger: Haha, calm down Ale. I’m bringing you down to the infirmary first.

--

Roger: Sit, wait… Okay, go ahead!

At Roger’s signal, we started eating.

(I never thought this would be how I’d try Roger’s cooking…)

(It’s dog food, but it’s really food)

I was so mentally exhausted and the delicious food prepared with care filled my body.

Ale: Woof? Woof? (You haven’t finished your food. Need help?)

Having already finished his food, Ale nudged my plate with his nose.

Roger: Come on, Ale. You already ate.

Roger pulled Ale away, allowing me to finish my food in peace.

Kate: Arf (Thank you for the food)

Roger: You ate well. I’m glad you have an appetite. Now let’s clean this up and then…

Victor: Roger! Do you have a moment?

Victor came down to the infirmary and called out ot Roger with a serious look on his face.

Roger: Yeah. …You two be good and wait, okay?

After Roger and Victor left the basement, Ale started talking to me.

Ale: Woof woof! (Roger’s a great guy and a great cook!)

Kate: Arf (You’re right. I was surprised by how delicious it was)

Ale: Arf. Arf! (Right? Roger’s amazing!)

Ale sat proudly as if talking about himself.

Ale: Arf! Arf! (Oh! Let me tell you about the time I met Roger!)

~~ Flashback in Ale’s POV ~~

—It was when I was a small puppy.

Before meeting Roger, I lived with another man.

(I’m so hungry… It feels like I haven’t eaten in a while…)

Puppy: Awoo…(Hey, hey, is there food?)

I nudged at the man lying on the bed with my nose. But he didn’t move a muscle.

(Haven’t you been sleeping for the past few days? Why?)

(You’re cold. I guess I’ll warm you up!)

Avoiding the bottles of alcohol littered around the room, I jumped onto the bed and snuggled the man.

He usually got mad at me when I got on the bed with my dirty paws, but he didn’t say anything today.

(Hey, wake up already)

(If you’re so bored every day that you can only drink, then I’ll play with you)

How much time’s passed?

Just as I was about to pass out from starvation, someone pounded on the door.

Roger: It’s Roger! You there?! Don’t be so pessimistic about your life. I’m cursed like you— 

—Anyway, let me explain in person! If you’re pretending you’re out, I’m kicking down your door!

After shouting, there was a crack and the door broke, allowing a man with glasses to come in.

Puppy: Arf arf! (Who’re you!)

I circled around the man with glasses.

It’s a habit I still have, circling new people and dogs as a precaution.

Roger: A dog…? You’re so thin. Where’s your owner…

The man with glasses looked up at the bed and gasped.

Puppy: Arf! Arf! (He’s been sleeping forever! Wake him up!)

Roger: Ah, damn it! I was too late… If I came sooner, I might’ve been able to stop him…

Puppy: … Awoo…? (Do you mean he might not wake up again…?)

Roger: Sorry I couldn’t save your owner…

~~ Flashback end ~~

Ale: Arf (And that’s how Roger and I met)

(It happened like that…)

Ale: Woof… (My previous owner stopped moving on his bed on the night of a thunderstorm) Arf! (I’m still scared of thunder so Roger covers my ears!)

Kate: Arf (That’s kind of him)

Ale: Arf? Woof! (Right? If you know Roger’s good points, then you’re a good guy!)

After that, Roger returned to the infirmary. 

Roger: Oh? You two are getting along well already? That’s good.

(...Huh? Why do you look so down, Roger?)

(What did Victor say?)

Ale: Woof woof! (This girl’s a good one, so I want her to be your wife!)

Kate: Yip!? (What are you talking about, Ale!?)

Ale: Arf! Arf! (Wife! Wife!)

I frantically chased after Ale who was spouting nonsense.

Roger: Haha, are you playing tag? It’s nice to see you so full of energy.

(Right now I’m glad Roger doesn’t understand dog…)

Roger: For now… Let’s go take a bath.

*Roger’s dog’s name is written as エール, which I’m translating as “Ale”

[mjnherabsolution]

you god damn passive aggressive COWARD

this website needs to stop scaring me with the "most recent" posts being from like 3 or 6 days ago. i know that's not your truth, tumbling app. reveal yourself, reveal all that you are, show your world

[shepherdingthepie]

okay I know my profile is pretty Aussie shepherd-centric and I don’t really talk about my wolf ‘type but he’s in there and his name is Shard

*shard awoos in your general direction and makes eye contact for a few minutes before trotting back into the pine forest*

also I’m referring to him as a different creature right now because I’m feeling pretty Aussie but when I’m in a wolfy mood I am Shard so yeah

[18catsreading]

Eursulon: I mean perhaps, if Ame's trail that she was on earlier is correct, and Eioghoren is perhaps in some way hiding in the spirit world then mayhaps I won't have a choice.

Ame: oh, yea. Can humans go?

Suvi: oh, had you ever met a human before coming through?

Eursulon: No! [laughing] No, never, but I would also -- I mean perhaps there are parts of the spirit world that are more welcoming, but the great bear would not be somewhere that a human could survive for long.

Both: oh

Ame: well maybe not ordinary humans, but, you know

Suvi: yea, right, a witch can -- yea, Ame would -- ooh, he would love you.

Ame: no, I'm not saying that --

Suvi: He would be like - hey little witch, awoo. [Gasps] you could be Bear's new stepmom.

Eursulon: Suvi, stop it. Suvi, sop it right now.

Ame: is he attractive? Is your father attractive?

[laughing]

Eursulon: Ame, you stop it right now. Don't we have important wizness -- uh, wizard business -- to discuss?

Both: Wizness!! [Laughing]

[mollysbrainzone]

awooooo i wish i could hug my friendssss

and lots of other things too but i am just kind of thinking about hugs right now... awoo

[chocochipbiscuit]

👽

👽- What do you think is the weirdest thing about your WIP is?

Technically speaking, this is my current non-exchange WIP because I don't want any giveaways about my actual WIP yet, so...

The weirdest thing about the Awoo AU (aka Cassandra/Leliana werewolf AU) that I'm trying to work with right now is balancing POVs. I tend to lean into limited third person POV for my fics, but since this is a romance story (with some horror elements), I'm trying to lean more into the romance tropes since a lot of romance novels will balance between the two leads. Which...also drains some of the tension from the horror elements, because so much of horror relies on the unknown.

It's a balance!

Or maybe, a more tongue-in-cheek weirdness is that Cassandra lives in a small tourist town in the mountains, disdains tourists, and is aware of that tension because a lot of the town businesses rely on that tourism. I fully admit I heavily based this on a really gorgeous annual vacation I do with my parents where we visit a gorgeous tourist area with lots of hiking and outdoorsy goodness, and...yes, I am absolutely a tourist and admit this.

Now I wanna go hiking!!!!

(Part of the Writing Shop Talk ask meme.)

[xsilversugar]

Another Speedpaint Time! This one inspired by Mike Mignola's work because Hellboy lives in my head rent free. Tried something new by adding some commentary as well. Nothing technical or fancy, just practicing. What style should I try next?

This is also a reminder that I am taking Pay What You Want/Can Afford Commissions right now. I am in dire need of any support possible. Thank you! Please reblog and do all the like and subscribe things on YT if financial aid isn't possible for you. I would be most grateful.

Fullview Piece:

Awoo~! <3

[living-d3ad-gh0ul]

Monday 5th December 2022, 4.52am

Well here comes an insomnia post from me haha. I've been lying here in bed for about an hour now, after falling asleep really early after dinner, so here we are lol. And I have to start work at 7am, I'm going to just try and power through the day, lots of coffee and lots of keeping myself busy with work. I have a couple meetings today anyway, I just hope one of them isn't one of those ones that could have been an email. I know the other one won't be, I just hate pointless meetings, especially on a Monday haha.

I'm so glad you enjoyed your time in Terry- I mean Tassy. Even if you did bring home COVID, I really hope you're still doing okay with that and it's still just a mild cold. I had COVID for the first time in July, during our heatwave too and it was awful having a fever during that. I was quite unwell and had to take a week off work. The first pub you mentioned sounds so nice (and looks nice if that was in one of the photos you posted) and I immediately had an image of us cosying up there together, talking and laughing and just looking at each other. Being with you in the bush around a fire also sounds amazing too, I'd love that. The dog you met looks absolutely ADORABLE too and I hope you told him he's a very good boy. I bet his awoos were the cutest ever. I sometimes look after my sister's dog, she's an all black long haired German Shepherd. She's very cute, but sometimes I have to be careful when I leave my bedroom at night, because she blends in with my rug in my hallway haha. Gotta be sure you don't trip over her.

It definitely sounds like you had lots of fun, even if you did feel alone. The trolley picture made me laugh, because that's exactly something I would probably do too. I can't believe your bandmate brought a girl back though lol you'll be glad that nothing happened with them, even if their snoring did keep you awake haha. All the scenery and everything you said about Tasmania and Hobart itself sounds amazing. I'd have loved all of that too. I could imagine us together at the street market you mentioned, just walking around together, picking up the most silly/crappy things and joking about buying them for each other haha. I wish I could have been in the crowd too. I don't know if it'd been better me standing at the front, where I'd be right in front of you.. or a little towards the back so that you'd be looking out into the crowd more haha. But either way, I'd love that. I'd love to see you play. I also can't believe you play bass now too. I miss my bass, I'm thinking of getting a new one, once I get a new piano (my old one is dead, it was oldddd)

All the photos you posted were fantastic. I was right, you're still just as handsome as the first time I ever saw you. I'm going to be brave and put some photos on this post too, so you can see me now and enjoy some things I've done this year too. Including going to the US for a month. I had an amazing time and visited some friends. That was back in March/April and doesn't feel like it was that long ago. I still can't believe it's December and it's almost Christmas. I've been rushing around trying to make sure I have Christmas presents for my family and my best friends haha. I actually spent Friday evening with one of my best friends and her boyfriend, I stayed at their place and we played games, made dinner, laughed, played with the cats, listened to music and had a few drinks (my favourite gin is Hendricks too btw, but I still love Jack Daniels haha). It was a nice chill night.

I am totally comfortable with these posts. I really like reading what you've been up to, what's on your mind, what you're thinking, how you're feeling. I read them all the time. I often think about what you do during the day too. Probably more than I'd be willing to admit. Sometimes I sit and wonder what you're doing at that exact moment, I'll sometimes check to see what time it is and if you'd be awake or sleeping. I get so giddy when I see there's a new post from you and I sit smiling like a total fool when I read them. Yesterday, I basically had a relaxing day, getting ready for the week ahead. I work Monday - Friday at the moment, so I always have weekends off which is great. I also get to work from home, which I LOVE! I've been in this job for the past year and I'm good at it. I'm always told how well I do and how much I help others out that I work with. I've stopped being afraid to ask questions and ask for help if I need it. I know now that it doesn't mean I'm dumb or anything, it just means I need some assistance and that's okay. We all need some help from time to time.

I'm glad you think my songwriting is good enough. I criticize myself harshly in an artistic sense, so it's good to get perspective from other people. I'm proud of you for keeping on with the path you're on and bettering yourself and your life. Whatever will make you happy, I'm all for it. And I'll always be here, should you need a little encouragment or support. No matter how long it's been. I'm definitely trying to be a much stronger version of me too. I've had my own struggles and things happen over the past few years, but they're all lessons and I've got through it all. If I can get through the things that I have from my past, I can get through anything. I've learnt so much too and I've had so much shit thrown my way, and I can say this.. no matter whats happened, what hand you've been dealt.. you are deserving of love. I am too. We both are. I'm glad you don't drown in guilt anymore. I know that was a big thing for you and I'm so proud of you for working through that. You're doing so well and I think you're amazing. I dont think I could ever think of you as anything less than amazing.

I felt a weird but good feeling and smiled when you wrote the part about how it's not clothes or hair or anything else that makes me me. Even just thinking about it again makes me smile and scrunch my face up and giggle. I've never really thought of any parts of me as "beautiful", but I like hearing you say it. I do know how you feel about tattoos, haha. I bet your tattoos are lovely too. I'm glad to know that hasn't changed because I have some quite big ones now too. I plan on loads more. But right now I'm focusing on planning more things to do and going more places next year. That's what I really want to do. I want to explore and meet new people and have new experiences. I currently have a trip to London planned for mid-August next year, partly because I'm going to a concert there, but also because I want to visit my Uncle and I want to see different parts of London. Mainly Soho and the West end. Even if I'll be staying in North East London haha, the public transport systems in London is huge, so I'll be fine and should be able to get to everywhere I want to. I plan on staying for 5/6 days so I can see and do as much as I can.

I remember us talking about when you went to see Pale Waves. I actually still have the picture you sent me of you with them. I didn't get to meet them, but they were really good. I really enjoyed the gig. I've been watching all the Space-X launches over the past few years, ever since they did the first Dragon mission to the ISS. So of course, I know all about the Artemis missions hehe. Its a really exciting prospect, that we will one day visit another planet. And someday go back to the Moon. I'm sat at the spare bedroom/my office window looking up at the moon right now actually as I type this. She's very bright in the sky tonight. Almost ethereal, but of course.. beautiful.

I'm currently sat here listening to an album called Krystal by an artist I really like, Matt Maltese. I think you might like it too. I hope that this post wasn't too long and waffley haha. Although I know you'd probably like reading it anyway, even if it is. Oh and I really enjoyed your demos on SoundCloud. I especially loved 2am and Untitled. Those were my favourites. I've listened to them quite a few times now. I hope that's okay and you don't find that weird. I love hearing things that you make.

Here's some pictures for you.. how could I not remember everything about you? You're you.

[zero-insignificance]

DND Recap: Sealed Away

Cast Includes: Rose the DM, Bob (Yours truly), Truk, Patrick, Zara, and Lanwel (new player) + guest starring Alfie!

We open in the graveyard, facing off against Emira Dux, the Goddess of Death.

Zara: Mommy sorry mommy sorry-

Patrick: Zara. I know you want the goth dommy mommy but she's TRYING TO KILL YOU-

Zara: *lesbian* I'm sorry!

Bob: Emira, what do you even see in Micheal? He sounds like a grub.

Emire: He showers twice a week and doesn't treat me like a burden.

Bob: *internally* Listen. I know what it's like to have people treat you terribly. And I have seen healthy relationships. THAT IS THE BEAR MINIMUM-

Bob: Oh... That is the bare minimum.

Emira: And who is your dad?

Truk: *blubbering* Are you talking bad about my dad?

Bob just looks at Emira and shakes his head in disappointment.

Battle Highlights

The Party: *plotting how to kill Emira*

Emira: Why have you not died yet? You’re strategizing to kill me in front of me-

Patrick: BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE HAVE MANNERS, CALM YOUR TITS-

Bob: *asking politely* Are you weak to radiant damage? *27 on persuasion*

Emira: What? No, I'm still alive.

Bob: You know, if it wasn't for the whole you trying to kill us, we'd probably be very good friends. I do love your dress.

Bragar: I SWEAR IF YOU TRY TO BEFRIEND ANOTHER ENEMY

Bob: I’M SORRY. I see a pretty frock. I like the pretty frock.

Bob uses Raulothim's Psychic Lance. Legendary resistance. Bob fires 2 angelic steel feathers. Nat 20. Critical damage. 50 in total

Ghoul got a natural 1 to hit Bragar. His claws are shattered. The other ghoul is frightened

Bragar: *gets smacked* Is that the best you’ve got, little one?

Ghouls: :o 

Lanwel comes in with 144 damage. She is The Goddess of Light.

Lanwel: These ones are mine.

Everyone: who the FUCK are you?

Truk: *drunk* Noooo not you....

Emira flees, end of combat and she states that we will never free Micheal, and that her love is too great for him.

Nobody in the party likes Lanwel.

Lanwel: You are young gods and demigods. I am here to guide you.

Alfie: *appears* Where where you bitch? Where were you back then? I see right through you.

Lanwel: *awoo jump scare*

Alfie: Zara, I brought little Morticia!

Zara: Oh great, not now-

Alfie: *fatherly glare screaming don't you fuckin dare-*

Zara: *glares back but slowly takes the child*

Alfie: Very good. You owe me for the free childcare.

Zara: I know.

Zara's player: She owes Alfie like several debts.

Me: oh definitely. Like a lot of debts.

Alfie and Zara chat regarding childcare in the corner. Alfie is just like "raising kids can be tough" Zara is like "I know" and Alfie is like "I got Pine and twins" Zara "wait what-"

Bob teleports off to get Truk a Dragon's Milk cocktail to sober him up and get rid of that awful hangover.

Lanwel tried to revive Micheal but nothing happened and we all examined the seals. The book is The Tome of Death, we don't know who the people are or what the amulet is. Bob knows the tree to be a redwood tree. Bob has plant proficiency. He calls Alfie over and Alfie recognizes the tree as the very one he cut down to make the god-awful doors to the throne room in Russia which Truk kicked off their hinges. Alfie was the only one strong enough to lift the doors solo. 17 people are currently trying to lift the door and there have been 40 casualties.

Lanwel's player: can I cast dispel magic on the grave?

Rose: You can try.

And nothing happens except for Bob flying backwards and smashing into an ornate gravestone "You're not making a good first impression on me-" 20 bludgeoning damage. He uses Healing Word on himself, mending his broken nose

Lanwel knows where the Tome of Death is. It is in a church down the road, it looks like the Cologne Cathedral but significantly scaled down. Alfie teleports off to Equestria cuz he has kids and a spouse. The party goes to the Church.

We enter and there is an anti-magic field, Lanwel has to dematerialize her armor because her belt of giant strength doesn't work, Bob is a being of pure magic so he shrinks two feet and face plants. Any magic users are stifled.

Bob: *british* Bragar? Can you carry me?

Bragar: *Russian* of course, I gotchu fam. *Picks up Bob and perches him on his shoulder*

The priest looks like the crypt keeper so yikes.

Bob says that we're here to learn about Emira Dux and Truk's player is like "this feels like a cult-" and I'm like "this is totally a cult" and as the guy is talking Bob spots the Tome of Death is a glass case and we ask if we can see it for education reasons. We succeed on deception but the guy says no, so Truk, Zara and Morticia distract the guy while Bob makes a perfect replica of the Tome of Death. It's very ornate and it takes him an hour. The child does a cute little jig. Bob got a natural 20 on performance so it is a perfect replica and he mimics the writing perfectly. Unfortunately somewhere in the book is "to" spelled as "tu" cuz Bob is mildly dyslexic. He does an Indiana Jones and quickly replaces the book with his copy rolling very well on sleight of hand. He hides the actual book in his bag.

We leave like "Have a lovely day~" "good-bye-" "see you around" and the guy is like "What lovely people! Strange, but lovely!" It takes a very long time for them to find out that the fake is a fake.

We head back to the inn we're staying at and read the book not saying anything out loud. Some parts are latin which Bob can understand and speak. We quickly realize that this is just her fucking diary. In it she GUSHES about Micheal. Because he doesn't treat her like a burden and gives her some attention. Zara covers Morticia's eyes.

"He is mine. My one true love. I cannot bear to let anyone else have him or take him, so I am binding his soul."

And we find out that the tree seal is his favorite tree, the book is her diary, the people are his childhood friends and the last one is the amulet which she wears around her neck always.

The childhood friends hate him for what he did to Severa Whitmore. People didn't like Micheal.

We discuss whether or not we should destroy the book now or gather everything up and we try various ways to destroy the book. Truk tries to smash it, someone tries ripping it up, and Bragar tries burning it.

Lanwel wants to do a dispel magic so Bob leaves the tavern/inn and asks Zara telepathically when he can come back in or is we can burn down the Dandelion yet.

Bob enters and decides to ask one of the oldest beings in the universe for help. His old patron, Azathoth.

Azathoth: Wassa dude?

Truk: Is there anything you would like to say to me? About your brother?

Azathoth: *bursts into tears and drops the surfer bro accent* I've been mourning. Doing what I can. Acting as the god of gods until you reach maturity. *voice cracks* I miss him-

They embrace and Azathoth pulls himself together and asks what we need.

"In order to destroy something with old magic you have to use the combined power of multiple gods. We'll need everyone here including Alfie."

Alfie appears in pony form and shape shifts into his normal form in his pajamas, and says that you have 5 minutes with him.

We sit in a circle, hand in hand. Alfie refuses to touch Lanwel so he and Bob swap places.

Bragar takes little Morticia into the hallway and everyone starts to channel their magic into destroying the book.

Alfie: *morning voice* Leave.

The book glows as the magic of each person envelopes it, from fire, to no texture blobs, to silver sparkles.

Magical darkness falls across the town once the book is destroyed.

Alfie is fine. Bob is fine. Truk is fine. Bragar is NOT. He smashed his shins on a coffee table. The coffee table did NOT survive.

Lanwell is a walking lantern so people without Truesight can see a bit.

With the book destroyed we head back to the graveyard and see that one of the seals is broken.

[nicoscheer]

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- Sunta: What are each other's bad habits?

Alex & Miles: [laughing, doing That Voice] Ooooh!

Miles: Sometimes . . .

Alex: He's very bad with the recycling.

Miles: Ooh I am very bad with recycling! He'll often say "what are you doing?" He will take out . . .

Alex: It's [they descend into chaos, speaking over each other]

Miles: I put it in the wrong bin, he will pull it out and rinse it under the sink and look at me with a vicious stare! Don't you?

Alex: I do mmm, yeah.

Miles: You do don't you, I'm terrible!

Alex: "Miles you've left the lentils in it and you've put it in the wrong bin!"

Miles: Yes!

Sunta: What about Alex's bad habits?

Miles: Oooh erm . . . [laughs]

[Awkward silence]

Miles: I'm not quick enough right now, sorry.

Sunta: You need that coffee!

Miles: I was erm, still thinking about the rinse . . .

[Sunta wisely moves on to the next question, and we can only speculate as to Alex's bad habits]

Via Radio X 2016

- “the wolf was in me that morning” (Miles) via Radio X (around minute 6) and Alex saying “well I’m Alex and I play the awoo” (wolf sound) during the WBRU interview

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- Owen Pallett quite accurately described working with the duo as “like watching a buddy cop movie". Q brings up an old interview where they describe their writing process as sitting with acoustic guitars “knee to knee” and they break into whooping hysterics.

“Did we say knee to knee!? Wow,” marvels Kane.

How do they write now?

{Together}: “Shoulder to shoulder.”

Turner: “Cheek to cheek.”

Kane: “Chin to chin.”

Turner: “Tongue to ear.” Via Q Magazine

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Via Absolute Radio

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- “We just wrote the lyrics for that together - and it came about when he was on tour and I was in his flat, and he phoned me and I was like: “Oh, I’ve got this new idea and it’s in F sharp and it’s the riff in ‘Telepathy’.” He was like: “Well, I’m phoning you to tell you about my new idea and it’s in F sharp!” And he played it over the phone and it fit together. That’s just a beautiful thing that me and Alex have. It’s a strange connection, but beautiful.” (Miles about working with Alex on Telepathy)

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Via Magicrpm

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- “I’ll tell you who I love Paris. Almost as much as I love you. Mr Miles Kane” (Alex) X

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- “All aboard the Kane train.” (Alex) via Lowlands 2016 (around 21:57)

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- “Here he is, he looks better in your leather jacket than you do, it’s Miles Kane everybody!” (Alex) 31.01.2012 505 at Casino de Paris

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- “Miles has an ability to make me laugh. Like no one else I know, really. And that was something that I realized very quickly. Like, he makes me laugh from a place that I didn’t realize was there. I know some pretty funny people, I’m lucky like that. But Miles has the ability, with one syllable, to make an entire room lose it” (Alex)

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- “The next song is called ”My Fantasy”… I’d like to dedicate it to my Alex Turner!” Miles at a gig

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- “We are a pair of free spirits. I always wanted to get out and explore, and Miles as well’, concludes Turner, and turns his head toward his friend with a smile, 'If I can speak for both, darling” (Alex) via El PAÍS

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- “The ones where we’re singing together and there’s two harmonies, it’s just trying it out and seeing who goes on top? (laughs) So you try it out and see which way it sounds better.” (Alex) via Will Oliver

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- Alex: We rode a bicycle one Saturday afternoon right at the end of it [recording TAOTU] ] and properly got freaked out. We rode a bike like a mile.

Miles: We had our tops off as well! (both laugh)

Alex: I wasn’t going to say that.

Miles: And shorts! Shorts, tops off, full of cake! Via NME Feb 2008 (first interview together)

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Old married couple like Alex is mad at him but still carries his stuff cause Miles asks him to

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- “I said, ‘I’m gonna go and play ‘Town Called Malice’ over at the Fonda with Paul Weller’,” beams Kane. “’You don’t mind, do you? I’ll come in early tomorrow.’”

“I said, ‘Where the hell are you going?’” Turner says. “’We’ve not finished yet!’

Turner then affects a hard-done-by house-husband tone.

“I said, ’Oh, don’t worry about it: I’ll just be here.’” Via Hamish MacBain

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- “The monkeys used to shut everybody out, not just journalists, but everybody. And it’s not the right way to be. Miles helped me open up.” (Alex)

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- “This time we were trying to use the little finger more” (Miles) via Will Oliver

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-"And also working with Miles, it comes very much from my heart. You know, with such a close friendship we have. Wanting to work together, it brings something else. I haven’t done too much with other people… he’s kind of the only one.” (Alex) via Olaf Tyaransen

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Tlsp at The Fillmore Detroit, 26 July 2016

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via in conversation with Miles Kane

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Alex also saying they`re like yin and yang via tlsp interview la musciale

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Pushing each other into strange corners- Alex via tlsp interview la musciale

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one of the cutest things Miles has called Alex is 'the boy' it's so beautiful bc someone asked him on Twitter what he was up to and he just said he was 'going out with the boy'. which boy? it didn't need saying. everyone knows who The Boy in Miles' life is.

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Milex quotes (ranging from unhinged to batshit crazy while taking a detour through wtf land)

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- first impressions: “What is this puny spotty kid with his little brown bag ?” (Miles about Alex) “Who’s that jester who makes me laugh so hard as soon as he opens his mouth ?” (Alex about Miles). Via Les Inrocks arcticle

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- “I tell him I love him all the time,” via NME (Miles)

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- “I love you because you’ve got a very strong pain threshold.” Via NME (Miles)

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- since when are you both that close ? “You want to know if we’re going to get married ? If we have sex like real men, between the buttocks ?” Via Les Inrocks article

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- “For kids from the North, it's hard to say but we never stop telling each other that we love each other. Alex knows I'll always be there for him. (How do our girlfriends deal with that? Are they jealous? Maybe we should ask them).” (Miles) Via Les Inrocks article

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- “There is no embarrassment, no taboo, no limits between us. It's a real trade, we reroute each other's ideas. In the end, it's impossible to quantify the contribution of the two of us. Our complementarity sometimes freaks me out.” (Alex) via Les Inrocks article

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- MK: Totally, to me it’s even the best vocal take of his entire career! (He cuddles him.) AT: Thank you, my dear. (Note: here it says “mon lapin”, which can mean “my dear” but literally translates to “my bunny”) via MyRock Magazine

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- AT: Ah yeah, that’s how it is with my Miles! I start a joke and he’ll finish it! (he pounces on Miles and catches him in an armlock on the settee, before giving his crotch a light slap and shouting “Here comes the nuts!”) You wanna see how close we are as friends, Miles and I? Here, look, a spectacle exclusively for you! (At this point, we move up another notch in this madness: Alex swoops for a bowl of cashew nuts and starts to frenetically toss them at Miles, who tries to catch them with his mouth… after a fashion. Via MyRock Magazine

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- “Alex is so dedicated to song writing, it’s inspiring to be around. He’s a beautiful soul and I’m honoured to witness him and the band grow. His left ears going to be burning when he hears this…” (Miles) via GQ magazine October 2013

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- “Alex Turner is a genius, isn’t he? He’s a genius fish.” (Miles) via Knack Focus

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- “Sometimes we have Skype-sex, or we wank off on FaceTime!” (Miles) via Index

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- “We've been through a lot together. It's like, he's one of those friends, those few best friends you have in life. As you grow older, your circle tends to shrink, but he's remained one of my closest pals. It's almost like a bit of yin and yang between us.” (Miles) via Numéro

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- Alex turns to Miles and propositions him: “Your place or mine, then?” There’s no-one expect us and the road-crew there to see it, but it feels like a special moment nonetheless. Via NME

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- “I think we can bring the best out in each other, you know? He certainly does that with me.” (Miles) Via Eska Rock

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- “Why, yes, bromances are for sharing your dreams. What a wonderful sentiment.” (Miles) via Interview Magazine

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- AT: Miles is, without a doubt, Wolverine. Wolverine is a style icon to him. I see similarities. Miles always follows his instinct. And he’s capable of fixing things that are broken, whether it’s material or emotional damage, in no time. MK: Alex often reminds me of Gambit. He can change something insignificant into something explosive. He’s very aware of everything that happens around him, something that balances him out. And he can read my mind. Via OOR Magazine 2016

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- “We understand each other and keep each other going. We both have strange ideas and we need the presence of the other to make sense of them.” (Miles) Via OOR Magazine 2016

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- “Sometimes it can be a pressure being the fella in the band who writes the songs. Getting together with Miles I've got someone to bounce ideas off and that is something new for me. Also, it gives me somewhere to hide because he's up there singing with me. In the Arctic Monkeys, there's nowhere for me to hide.” (Alex) via Culture

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- “My best mate. I love him, man. I like the way he pushes himself and keeps that thing of, whatever's going on around you, you're just a lad who loves playing music and writing tunes. He's a prime example of someone who's big but doesn't take anything for granted.” (Miles)

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- “I decipher his thoughts and organise them. When Miles bursts, the idea comes flying. Someone who knows him well enough might be able to filter out the good ideas. But usually, he only has good ideas and it’s up to me to catch everything. That’s my job within this duo. That process releases all kinds of stuff within me, causing me to go into certain directions I would never take my own.” (Alex)

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- “I thought it were going to be like them finding a tape where you’d had an affair,” he grins. “Like your bird had found an affair tape and was watching you having sex with another bird… but it weren’t like… an affair tape… erm, not that I’ve ever made an affair tape.” Alex Turner about the Monkeys’ reaction to The Last Shadow Puppets’ album via NME

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- “And also working with Miles, it comes very much from my heart. You know, with such a close friendship we have. Wanting to work together, it brings something else. I haven’t done too much with other people… he’s kind of the only one.” (Alex) via Hot Press

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- MK: And he can read my mind. AT: But you can read mine, too. MK: I knew you were gonna say that. AT: And I knew you were gonna say that. via OOR Magazine 2016

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- “Even if we aren't writing half a word is enough. We can finish each other's sentences sometimes and if we focus on it, we can take it to a much deeper level. That's pretty unique. My thinking process is pretty abstract and a lot of people don't know what to do with that. Alex understands me like no other.” (Miles) via OOR Magazine 2016

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- you’re living in Los Angeles too now, miles? “…because Alex lives there…” (Miles) via Humo

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- “He has written a lot of songs – a lyrical wonder, this boy!” (Miles) via Humo

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- The pair live, Turner says, “seven minutes away from each other”. Ask them what a typical night out entails, and they look at each other, then proceed to not be very forthcoming, though Turner will eventually concede that “some of what happens in those situations is disclosed, through the veil of song, on the record. There’s references.” Via Shortlist

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- “Starin’ out the balcony at the moon, wonderin’ where is he, what is he doin’ now, who’s he kissin’” (Alex) via Sidewalk Hustle

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- “… but this thing we had together… I know that I was the new kid and he was a sort of superstar, but even from day one, it was amazing. To an outsider, it wouldn’t look equal, but it was always so equal. He made me feel like that, just because it was.” (Miles)

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- “We take it in turns playing the straight man.” (Alex) via Shortlist

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- “Quite cute ! Quite and quite camp, you mean ?” (Miles about their relationship) via NME

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- On what it’s like to work with Kane again, Turner said: “It’s like John Lennon meets… Paul [McCartney].” Via NME

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- Miles says their relationship was established “on laughter and general stupidness” via the Telegraph

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- Interviewer: Alex, what does Miles bring out in you that…. Alex: A woman can’t bring out in me?

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- Miles and his endearments for Alex:

“We always talk about it, me and the boy, y'know?”

"He's got the face for it...the little diamond."

"The Little Prince" x

“Shavambacu” at 4:01

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- “He (Alex) turned up one day in red jeans. That surprised me. I like it when he wears red jeans. When they’re tight.”

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- “There's nothing innocent about Miles Kane,”Turner warns, in case anyone was planning to accuse him of luring his fresh-faced co-conspirator into a decadent world of rock star self-indulgence. “He is the antithesis of innocence.” “Ooh,” Kane retorts, archly, “you scampi fry.” Via the Guardian

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- “We went for a bike ride. Tops off. Fred Perry shorts on.” (Alex about their time recording the age of the understatement in rural France Blackbox studio) via Q Magazine 2008

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- You look like you're about to snog each other. AT: “It’s rare that we don’t look like that.” Tlsp at the Mercury music Prize 2008

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- “As far as I’m concerned there are only two superstars: Beyoncé and Miles Kane. You can quote me on that.” (Alex)

[merge-conflict]

2, 4, and 13? :)

Ahhhh tysm for asking, I love your writing and I am so looking forward to the Awoo and Fallout Necro stories!! :3

From this ask meme

2. Is there a trope you’ve yet to try your hand at, but really want to?

Honestly, the "there's only one bed" trope is one I have tried to write many times, but all of my attempts to corral two stubborn characters into the situation seem to unravel lol. The closest I've gotten is "we have to hide in this tiny closet together" and that moment ended up getting cut. One of these days I will figure it out and then be at peace.

4. How many fic ideas are you nurturing right now? Care to share one of them?

Oh, so many. My problem is that I like to spend time chewing on moments where a big decision could have gone differently and so sometimes it feels like story branches get away from me.

Most recently I wrote a bit where my V gets digitized and basically becomes an office tower, and while that was supposed to be a gut punch and horror, lately I've been thinking about her and all the people whose lives she now has intimate access to observe and understand. The Imperial Radch trilogy is my favorite series, and I love Athoek station– it's important to me not just to think of body horror and forced adaptation as solely a sad life-ending event but something that can be moved past. I don't know if the idea will ever materialize, but the idea of persevering and thinking "being a skyscraper with access to all sorts of tech and data to amuse myself fucks actually" has been nice.

13. What’s the best writing advice you’ve ever come across?

Oh I'm going to categorize this in the order that I found the advice useful, because when I was just starting to get into writing after a long period of not creating anything, I got really overwhelmed with all the advice.

So first: "don't edit while you write". As I was starting I was much better at reading than writing, and everything I wrote fell so far short of what I wanted it discouraged me. I bought some fountain pens and a bunch of cheap notebooks and I just wrote a lot without constantly going back and editing. (I just couldn't stop myself digitally, I'd start daydreaming and then my editor brain would start picking and picking and picking.) Once I had actually gotten some practice in then I became much more confident and wasted less time unhappily shuffling the same paragraph around. Which leads to:

"If there's something you like that isn't working, cut it and save it somewhere else". I've got a "cut" document in scrivener that is at this time of writing 72k words long. Knowing that my good idea wasn't lost forever to time or awful working memory made me much more confident in cutting paragraphs or funny dialog that no longer worked. Although honestly I can't remember the last time I even opened that doc, at a certain point I trusted in my ability to draft something better. But having it around helps keep my anxiety about it to a minimum.

And finally "Don't hold back your big ideas, use them whenever you can" because wow!! You might not be able to do it the justice you want, but the practice is invaluable, and it turns out people like stories with certain themes anyway. Plus it's a ton of fun.

[msommers]

sometimes it triggers my second-hand embarrassment but haven’t been able to stop thinking about the trope where a character has the chance (usually by taking up a mic) & sings a cover song to their love interest that perfectly touches on their feelings in a narrative point of there either being communication struggles or a perfect opportunity for a grand gesture.. the confidence in that..the vulnerability of that...the romance of that....anyway here’s a list of songs for ships because i’m simple and whether it could canonically happen or not can’t stop me 

maeve @ dietrich — just ask by lake street dive

maeve @ ilya — pete davidson by ariana grande

maeve @ thots — glitter in the air by p!nk

thaddeus @ lysandra — don’t you pretend by kelly clarkson

jorina @ aleksi — venus by sleeping at last

emma @ emrys - you are in love by taylor swift

emma @ laurence - enchanted by taylor swift

[borathae]

this is the best review ever!! I'm actually gonna sob, the depth you went into I'm actually so soft right now tHNAK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!! 😭😭💜💜

My baby!! He look so playful when he is only partially transformed! Like you can see he is little shit who love to tease and play and he looks so happy too! And if there is one thing Sanguis!Tae deserve is hapiness!

YES ISTFG HE DESERVES HAPPINESS I'M GONNA CRY IN THE CLUB 😭😭 i'm so happy that you think that he looks playful <3 i wanted to portray exactly that <3

I love that his full transformation is messier than the perfect proper image he reflect at the start of Sanguis Alpha (... why do I always get confused on which one is the first tome though 😑) You can see he is not fully in control but also it really give into the idea that he build this perfect persona as a shield though it's hard to say if it's to protect himself or to protect others from himself.

I AM ACTUALLY KISSING YOU ON THE MOUTH RIGHT NOW THANK YOU SO MUCH!! holy moly the fact that you really went there and it's so true and accurate holy moly I love you and him and this <3

I could be wrong be my guess would be this is him until he realise how his shield is hurting OC because at the end of Magnus Venatio and in the following one-shots he is much more free, he is still playful and a tease but you can't feel his shield anymore, especially around JK! I can see him smile with his full boxy smile (which is adorable) and the smile reaching his eyes now! The one in your drawing feels more constructed, like he is definitely happy but guarding himself if that make sense?

AWOO AWOO AWOO *yells* I LOVE THIS THEORY SO MUCH I LOVE IT SO SO MUCH!!! this is so true so him so YES I LOVE ITITITI 💜

I love it though! I love that I can see that much informations in your drawings, even though I could be completely wrong, it's fun beinng able to link a fan art to a specific moment or a period of your fanfic!!

You are definitely not wrong istfgg I love that you saw so much in this drawing I'm actually gonna cry now thank you so so much!! <333

"When Taehyung's age bordered close to three hundred, he went to England. Ridden by grief and pain, he felt himself slither into a dark place. He was desperate, the haunting images of the lives he couldn’t safe were torturing him every single second of his awfully long life. When Taehyung's age bordered close to three hundred, he became mad. These days, Taehyung doesn’t like to call it mad, but back in the day, he felt as if he was losing his mind. Every so often, he found himself covered in the blood of an unknown victim with no recollection of how it had happened. Taehyung hated himself in those days. And he was scared of himself. He felt how the sight of blood made him ravished. It had never made him ravished before, the least it did was make his stomach grumble a little, but he never felt ravished before. Taehyung stopped working as a doctor during that time and fled himself into wine, drugs and sex."

Based on my Sanguis Duology

[grigori77]

CRIT ROLE, Campaign 3 Episode 29

Laura and others: "We love you!" Matt, attempting to start his intro: "... damn you."

Wow. Best promo skit yet. "New guy" comes on and everybody's reactions are priceless. Love how Travis, Ashley and Marisha are LOSING IT, Erika's just GOING WITH IT, and Liam and Laura are just like WHAT??!!! Then there's Taliesin being much more slowburn in his cracking up, it's beautiful. And Matt, who must've been in on it, he's finding it nigh on IMPOSSIBLE to keep a straight face.

Okay ... picking up after the cliffhanger ... this can't be good ...

Wow, Erica is like INSTANT CREEPY ain't she? So Dusk is just giving me chills already ...

Travis! Do not get chummy with Erica over this!

"I am Yu. Yu is me." Wow, she really just quoted Rush Hour 2, didn't she?

I'm sorry, this is supposed to be a really tense moment and Sam's sitting there in ... THAT. I CANNOT take this seriously.

FEARNE IS RUIDUS BORN!!! And she got STABBY!!! Roll initiative!

Oooooooh ... another sweet battle map.

Ashley Nat 1s. Naturally. True to form.

Orym don't give no shit bout attunement, he's a badass regardless.

Blood Maladict? Oooh, what's that? It's something Travis ain't levelled up for yet, that's what it is.

Nice. Yu literally RAGDOLLED out of that hit.

"Would you have believed me?" "Probably." "Well, that's a shame. My bad."

Laudna's very stressed out.

Yu turns into Imogen. Laudna: "I DON'T LIKE THAT!!!"

Hexblade's Curse? OH SHIT!!!

Imogen: "I'm gonna cast detect thoughts on Yu." Is it going to be Magic Roundabout on a loop again?

Wow, this is a LONG whisper ...

Laura: "Aaaaaaaah!" Matt: "Start with your action." Laura: "That was my action!"

Taliesin: "WE'RE ALL SITTING DOWN AND CALMING THE FUCK DOWN!!!

Bead of Imprisonment: "Buh-bye, bitches!"

Travis tries to make peace. LITERALLY. With peace signs. Marisha, cracking up: "I am not a crook."

Orym stabs Yu. FCG heals her for 5 hit-points. The group: loses it.

Ruidus really is TROUBLE isn't it?

Pariah is the word ...

Fearne can't help it, she's a klepto.

Yeah, seriously, don't look in the mirror.

Gods ... Birdie really is on the bad side in this, isn't she? This is not good.

Or is it more which is the lesser evil?

Chetney: "It gets hairy - AWOO - in a month."

They know about Fearne. Yu, you Lando.

Fearne: "She's trying to get into my head. It's like Play-Doh up there."

Laudna: "I do have a lady living in my head and she sounds a lot like you." Yu: "Why, does she have the same accent?"

Fearne's grandma and the Nightmare King ... ew ...

Blow up the moons ... Laudna: "But that would throw off the ecology of Exandria." Chetney: "Nah, I don't think k it would have much of an effect actually."

Yu: "Why don't I give my first report now?" Liam: "Stab." Travis/Sam: "Heal."

FCG looks through the lens. IKEA catalogue.

All right, hands up who wants to BLOW UP THE MOON?

Yu: "Here's the thing, though ..." Chetney: "Shit."

The Great Wapner ...

Yu: "I'll find you, and you won't always know it's me." Laudna: "Gasp! Have we met you before?" FCG: "Are you Dorian?"

Bye bye, Erika.

Birdie! Like mother like daughter. Klepto runs in the family.

Erika: "What was your plan?" Marisha: "Uh ... well now it's to take a nap."

The demonic whispers from Laudna's messaging is getting worse. I love it.

Hondir: "Are you fucking me?"

Orym: "Why did you just slap Imogen?" Chetney: "I just didn't want her to destroy everything." Imogen: "What the hell?" Orym: "Use your words, Chet."

Oh shit, the bomb. Orym: "D'you want to send Joe a note, or ..." Matt: "You hear a bassy ... um, no."

Hondir: "You know the Verity?" Orym: "We don't know much." The group, singing: "Don't know much ..."

Chalk up another keyleth name check, then.

Fearne Calloway origin story ...

The Moontide's Crown ... yeah, that's not like ... foreboding at all.

Whoa ... is Ruidus like, I dunno, some kinda GOD? Should we be worried?

Ruidus WAS NOT THERE during the Founding? There are TWO FORGOTTEN GODS in the Pantheon?

"DM recap! How do we know Planewalker Ryn?"

OH FUCK!!! Imogen's mum is a BIG DEAL in this story!

"This is a lot. This IS a lot."

Laudna: "You can't be everywhere at once." Chetney: "You don't know that. I'm hundreds of years old."

Laudna: "We have a black hole we can put you. For like ten minutes at a time." Imogen: "It might kill you." Hondir: "I think I'm good."

YES!!! Go back to A Taste of Tal'dorei! You know you want to.

Fearne hugs her mother. And picks her pockets. And vice versa.