#i am an innocent bean

[youling-the-ghost]

This might be a kinda weird thing to say but I’m actually really relieved that the sfth fandom doesn’t emasculate Luke. I’ve seen other fandoms where the smaller people/characters are constantly called “schmol bwean 🥺” by the fandom and it’s always so uncomfortable (especially when it’s real people, like that is a grown ass man that you’re babying). And like I know that this is technically not a huge deal but it’s always been a big fandom culture pet peeve of mine.

Anyways I just find it so lovely that this fandom able to appreciate Luke’s cute moments (which there absolutely are don’t get me wrong) without treating a 30-something year old man as a child.

[somewhereincairparavel]

Hazel and Jason's dynamic is SO fucking disappointing now that I'm binge reading the books again. It was so frosty and distant. Jason was literally just mistrusted and "not like what she expected him to be" in 90% of her Hoo POVS it's sad really. I really wish they would bonded properly. So much potential for friendship just down the drain.

Hazel's unwillingness to forgive Jason for suspecting Nico was genuinely pissing me off I'm sorry 😭 like I never thought I'd get mad at Hazel of all people bc she is literally a sweetie, but she's infantilized way too much in the fandom, so her flaws are easily overlooked, but like she literally went all volcano on Jason and held a grudge against him till House of Hades too? Like I get that she worried about her brother and stuff I'd be mad too. But it's the fact that she selectively forgave Leo SO quickly and never even yelled at him (even though he's the one who started the suspicion in the first place even jokingly called nico creepy and stuff behind his back not that I'm trying to fault him or anything I love him)

look I'm not saying it's all Leo's fault or anything, in my opinion, both Jason and Leo were right to suspect nico because of how back and forth nico went from both camps without saying a word and also pretended to not know percy and stuff. So it's realistically shady behaviour from their pov.

But Hazel gets all sweet and soft on Leo because of Sammy and forgives him in a heartbeat, tbh tho she never really directed her anger on Leo in the first place so there was nothing to forgive. But when Jason apologizes, she gets all cold and frosty like accepting his genuine apology is the hardest thing she has ever done?? Like?? Hazelnut I love you and all, but you just accused Jason of unfairly judging nico but you ironically unfairly judged Jason and went all sweetheart on Leo?? Contradiction much?? Either forgive both of them or don't forgive either of them? Why the bias?

Then in HoH she goes on a whole lot of yapping about how she doubts his capabilities as if she didnt just idolize him like 5 minutes ago RIGHT after he encouraged her that she was doing well and included her as a part of the team?? Idk, she was so petty with him and for what?. I just found it unfair that Jason considered hazel a friend but she didn't consider him one and just fully went all judgy mode on him for the rest of the series. she holds on an even bigger grudge than nico lol. she literally did anything but forgive him or give him a chance. so ooc.

Also, In TOA, I found out Hazel told Apollo that she talked to Jason's ghost after he died, to yell at him about how much his sacrifice had hurt Piper :/ like rlly? Out of all the things you could say to a person you idolized who made a lifechanging sacrifice, you guilt trip him for the sacrifice instead of gratitude? Ig she may have been raging out of grief or something but I honestly didn't like the way their dynamic ended. So incomplete. Just another reason of why I found fanon way better.

Hazel coming in terms with the fact that jason is a boy, and not a legend would've been sm better. since the seven basically signifies friendship and comfort. him being a boy with feelings is basically the whole point of his character, but it only gets acknowledged by nico and leo. hazel of all people would've understood jason's internal struggle, she has literally come back from the dead, if anyone knows about struggle, its her.

[nguyenfinity]

[slams this on the table] HAPPY MOTHERS’ DAY

Extra:

[the-red-planet-mars]

WAIT UP HOLD THE FROM DOOR SINCE WHEN DID WE HAVE A GIMMICK AUTHORITY?!

@the-gimmick-authority

what are the laws u enforce?

[nocturius8015ficore]

Fi: ...

Folks...

....You are thirstier than I was in True Colors. O_O

(kinda flattering tho ... :3 )

[emile-hides]

People will make jokes about the innocent character blushing over THINKING about Holding Hands but I need y'all to know that is me IRL

[kneehighrainbowsocks]

sick and tired of being infantilized and fetishized because im a trans guy

[vallcro]

Ahh I loved your OCs! That kind of ship is my guilty pleasure lol. Especially if the abusive one feels very guilty but does nothing or next to nothing to stop.

Does Joey know about Tracy's mother's BF SA'ing him? And how would he react if he found out?

When ‘The Bathroom Incident’ Occurs Tracy Has A Little Mental Breakdown On The Floor Where He Accidentally Lets It Slip That He “Can’t Escape At School Or At Home” But Joey Doesn’t Press Him On It Bc He’s Feeling Guilty And Also He Just Violently Assaulted Them Why Would They Tell Him Abt Their Home Life Theres No Trust There LOL

Later When Their Relationship Has Started Joey Brings It Up And Asks Tracy What He Was Talking Abt Tracy’s A Little Hesitant To Tell Him Bc He’s Scared Joey Will Get Mad At Him(I Mean Joeys Legit A Rapist It’s Not Unreasonable To Think He’d Side With Another Rapist Over The BF He Legit Abuses) But When Tracy Refuses To Tell Joey Gets Mad At Him For Keeping Secrets From His Beloved Boyfriend Like That So Tracy’s Like “I’mma Get My Shit Rocked Either Way Might As Well” And Eventually Gives In And Tells Joey

Joey’s Initial Reaction Is To Be Really Fucking Mad Surprisingly Not At Tracy But Instead At Tracy’s Soon-To-Be-Stepdad Bc HE’S The Only One Allowed To Disregard Tracy’s Consent Or Lack There Of But Does End Up Turning That Anger Around On Tracy And Yelling At Them For Not Telling Him Sooner Or Telling Their Mom Abt It He Doesn’t Hit Him Like He Normally Would When Mad Bc 1. Even A Deeply Manipulated And Abused Man Is At Risk Of Dumping You If You Smack Him After He Tells You His Childhood Trauma And 2. All The Guilt He Felt After The ‘Bathroom Incident’ Comes Back To Him 10x Harder Bc Poor Tracy Was Already Being SA’d At Home

Later When Joeys All Alone And Tracy Has Gone Home He Has Another Unexpected Reaction And Gets Super Hard Thinking Abt Tracy Being Raped By Their Mom’s BF And Aggressively Jacks Off Abt It ;P

A Basic Summary If You Don’t Wanna Read All That:

Joey Eventually Finds Out And His Initial Reaction Is To Be Like “I’m Gonna Fucking Kill That Guy” But It Also Makes Him Super Horny And He Jacks Off To It Later

[fairysylveon]

rubbing my temples a little thinking about tim takes

[wexhappyxfew]

judy has a lot of life experience, but she grew up in the south in the 1930’s and joined the military at 20. so i can’t imagine she has a lot of romantic and sexual experience

OHHHH I LOVE THIS. absolutely correct sweet anon! most definitely! and i think especially with judy — i draw a lot on her past and her background for her character. i sort of mention how she is pretty innocent when it comes to the world (she was perhaps a little bit sheltered because of both growing up in the south and growing up poor — as well as growing up in the great depression) and that ultimately plays into who she is. not entirely innocent, but definitely more on the innocent side with life and all. and so for her, with what she has experienced, she really tries to keep on the positive side of things, the happier side.

however, when it comes to rosie rosenthal and expressing those romantic feelings and trying to navigate what she feels for him — she hits a crossroads. she never had a boyfriend growing up, and her older brother really tried to protect her from that sorta stuff. she wasn’t in school a whole lot because of the fact her family couldn’t afford it and she had too many siblings to amount for. and so, she had human connection, especially her final years before signing up for the war, she worked at a local market for money (and had a crush on the market owner’s son) but she never went much farther than that. and she usually told herself off for having a crush (that they’d never like her back). AND SO WITH ROSIE. WITH ROSIE ROSIE ROSIE. she’s definitely a little less-experienced, a little more cautious and a bit more emotional towards it because of the fact, rosie clearly has feelings for her back, she just doesn’t know how to approach it!

really loved this ask anon — i love digging into my OCs backgrounds and showing why they are the way they are. and judy is a perfect example. she’s not completely unaware but she really doesn’t know what she’s doing when it comes to love. it’s why people like bessie carlisle and vivian ratcliff are so important to her (they both are in very happy relationships so <3333)! THANK YOU ANON!!!!!!! :D

[obssessive101]

I have never read svsss, I read the fic "I wish you were my husband", I come out of it a yue qingyuan stan, I get way too passionately mad about the yqy hate from that fic, I will continue never reading svsss because the fic has turned me off of the main ship and all I care about is yqy now

[fluhffa]

Me: God no I don’t want kids. They’re so annoying.

Also me seeing kids in video games: OMG ❤️❤️🥰🥰😍😍🥺🥺 baby 🥰🥰😍😍😍🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️ I will protect you!!!! ❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰😭😭😭

[yingreads]

ok im back and so ready to read fr and here's my reaction in memes :

edit. i broke tumblr tags bc it got too long and tumblr deleted my extra tags T_T i loved this so much i love the dynamics n everything it was sooo cute EUHEUHEUGUJN im gonna be rereading this . this was like a bajillion ounces of love and sillies and softness in a fic

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toji fushiguro & gn reader · farmers market · domestic fluff · hubby!toji · step-son!megumi · suggestive (his tiddies are out) · family bonding · crack fic

toji barely dressed appropriately when the time called for it. you never knew if this was something he did intentionally or if it was out of pure laziness, but when your three year old step-son picked up on his unusual habits of wearing flip flops out in minus ten degree weather, that was when he changed.

for the better, you weren't sure. his fashion style was still questionable, nonetheless, but megumi started copying him.

"eh hehe, loo'! papa 'nd i- matchin'!"

megumi is starting to acknowledge his fathers accent more and more as the months grew by. it was practically part of his vocabulary by now, and at one point, you had to tell your husband off for swearing so much around him.

when megumi glances up at you, there's something similar to delight in his eyes as he holds his balled fists up in the air to cheer. he quickly notices you are also dressed for the occasion and all the toddler can do is stare.

"p-pwetty..." is what he manages to come out with.

you give him a warm smile that conveys a simple 'thank you', but that fades when you look over at toji who walks into the room.

silence ensues rapidly. you couldn't believe your eyes.

"seriously, toji?"

"wha'? ya don't like the fit?"

you think its quite ridiculous how toji is trying to flirt in front of his three year old son right now, flexing the muscles on his biceps and swaying his hips that enhance the large silvery buckle on his belt.

megumi's head goes back and forth between you and him as you cover your face with your fingertips. your forehead twitches into a frown.

megumi demanded to dress up to the upcoming farmers market. it was a common occurrence that the three of you went into the city every month, but this time they were also holding a cowboy festival.

toji stood before you, confused. he wore black denim jeans underneath his creamy-coloured chaps with boots that had large spurs on the heels. moving up, he wore an open leather coat.

...... ...........

...........................

...

did you forget to mention that that was it? that was all he was wearing.

oh, and of course, a cowboy hat with a red bandanna tied loosely around his neck to top it off.

"you couldn't of...put something underneath that, toji? what is wrong with you?"

"what do ya mean?" he gives you a quick and subtle wink.

you point directly at his exposed chest. "this"

it took a lot of convincing yourself to tear your eyes away from his hairy chest and happy trail, but you were in the presence of your step-son. his son.

toji never dressed appropriately when the time called for it...

"megs seems to approve of it."

but when the toddler heard the mention of his name, he frowns and speaks up articulating a sassy tone.

"nuh uh, papa say he want to impress you with his pepperoni."

the heat in your cheeks makes its way to your chest and you burst out laughing after further silence. toji's mouth twitches and turns slightly downward, a bright hue of red saturating the apples of his cheeks as he hears your laugh resonate through the room.

"ah... bean, ya ain't gotta expose papa like that...?" he rubs the back of his neck, looking away from you, almost confounded.

you weren't impressed, but maybe you were... well, by how bold and utterly ridiculous he was. you wish he took something serious for once.

"so what? ya gonna let me go out like this?"

"hell no. put some clothes on, tart."

"wha is a t-tart?"

megumi peaks up and your body twitches in reaction. the same hand as before comes up to your face, sighing loudly this time. toji breaks out into a laughter. megumi then proceeds to attach himself to your leg like a leech.

"have some dignity here, for your son, please, toji. unless you want him blurting out about how massive your 'pepperoni' is at school."

toji's laugh fades as quickly as it comes. he stutters, a little flustered, before mumbling something underneath his breath. he tristfully walks out of the room again.

when you watch him leave, he pulls a wedgie from his jeans and all you can do is snicker while shaking your head.

you crouch down to little megumi's level. "what are you most excited for megs?"

"hmmm hmmmmmm" he taps his chin adjusting his cowboy hat. toji listens to your voices fade into the background until he closes the door to your shared room.

"are my nips really that big?"

he proceeds to take his coat off, standing in front of your body length mirror, a deadpan expression forming on his face. he unconsciously runs his tongue over the scar on his lip.

the mirror was large, but even then, it still couldn't fit his whole frame into the reflection. it's not like he needed to see his own face anyways when he was checking himself out in the mirror.

toji sighs, turning his body a fractional amount to flex the muscles on his back.

"should i stop working out chest? i thought they liked tha"

[thedeadthree]

thinking tavtash thoughts listening to this *giggles*

[snekdood]

his horrible snake-self that drinks tea EVILY and SELFISHLY and creates DASTARDLY plushies of his ocs with WICKED MAGIC IMBUED IN THEM TO HARM OTHERS and who draws HORRIBLE artwork of TERRIBLE forests that EAT ! PEOPLE ! ! because he HATES humanity so much and thinks we should ALL DIE ! so THATS why he draws it and NOTHING he makes is because he CARES about anything or HAS EMOTIONS or CRIES or FEELS WHOLESOME FEELINGS no it is ALWAYS because he is HORRIBAD vs my wholesome soft uwu self who drinks tea WHOLESOMELY and NON SELFISHLY and i creates WHOLESOME and CUTE plushies of my ocs with SWEET LOVING WHOLESOME MAGIC and I draw BEAUTIFUL artwork of WONDERFUL MAGICAL ENCHANTED WOODLANDS just cus . even though i demonize the woods in my next breath by acting like theres wicked beings in there that look much like the snake man himself and its because i'm WHOLESOME and SPECIAL and INNOCENT and i NEVER DO WRONG EVER and when I want to spite someone is ALWAYS MORALLY JUSTIFIED and when I hate someone and draw art of me killing them its because IM A GOOD PERSON WHO CARES ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE AND IM WHOLESOME SEE I KNITTED A SCARF LOOK AT ME IM SO MUCH BETTER AND NICER LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!! LOOK AT MY GOOD PURE GOOD-PERSON TEA THAT I MADE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-

[bunny-j3st3r]

when I’m bored I sometimes take those uquizes that are like”are you perverted or innocent bean uwuwuwuuwuwu” because they are so funny because they’ve obviously been made by a teenager who just figured out they maybe asexual and all the questions are like “have you ever kissed someone? have you ever had sex?” and if you say yes you’re result is you’re perverted freak