#i am allergic to like. so many families of fruits and vegetables tho. and most tree pollens and literally every grass pollen that exists.
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delphictrip · 11 months ago
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Oh no!!! Welcome to the club!!! :(
I'm allergic to so much fresh food it's not even funny. I don't think kiwis are on that list so send me some!
Hey, guess what I realized today! Kiwis aren't supposed to make your mouth itch!
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Real ironic given that I just bought two more kiwi vines. And my hardy kiwi is just starting to come into production.
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liberatingflame · 6 years ago
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1-169, asshole
lol i love you
1: How tall or short do you wish you were?
like 6′ would be perfect
2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not)
uh. dragon? dragon.
3: Do you have a favorite clothing style?
anything that you look at and you can’t decide if it’s jock or goth
4: What was your favorite video game growing up?
spyro was the only series i was allowed to play and i lived for it
5: What three things/people do you think of most each day:
whatever i’m hyperfixated on that month, sleep, and ciaran
6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say?
warning: nearly pure taurus energy, scorpio ascending
7: What is your opinion on alpacas?
they’re fluffy and better than llamas
8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic]
melancholic is what i just got, but it switches between that and sanguine all the time
9: Are you ticklish?
yes. 
10: Are you allergic to anything?
am i not allergic to anything?
11: What’s your sexuality?
pan
12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa?
cocoa or tea, just never coffee
13: Are you a cat or dog person?
cat
14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson?
merperson hands fucking down
15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber?
bazza or muselk probably
16: How tall are you?
5′6ish
17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?
uh. well. you see. it’s jay.
18: How much do you weigh? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]
lmao no
19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits?
yes, i do
20: Do you like space or the ocean more?
i’m a “look at those stars” kind of person, but my room growing up was painted like it was underwater, so. both.
21: Are you religious?
lmao
22: Pet peeves?
harley licking my things
23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]?
i’d rather be diurnal because, uh, functioning human. i am nocturnal though.
24: Favorite constellation?
dickbutt
25: Favorite star?
me
26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls?
i don’t like dolls, but those are the cutest
27: Any phobias or fears?
sure
28: Do you think global warming is real?
look outside right now and tell me it’s not
29: Do you believe in reincarnation?
yeah, there have been enough instances of actual cases that it’s pretty hard for me to personally deny, so
30: Favorite movie?
it cycles, i still love heathers tho
31: Do you get scared easily?
kind of? not really? 
32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime?
not counting fish and including harley, 7
33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.]
valid to eat fingers
34: What is a color that calms you?
blue and certain shades of red
35: Where would you like to travel and/or live?
i’m really liking washington?? i’d like to travel anywhere
36: Where were you born?
sanford, florida. hrugh.
37: What is your eye color?
blue-green
38: Introvert or extrovert?
extroverted introvert? 
39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs?
it gets spooky sometimes, but like. not on a basic level for sure.
40: Hugs or kisses?
depends
41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now?
ngl, my sisters
42: Who is someone you love deeply?
everyone i love? uh
43: Any piercings you want?
re-pierce my cartilage and get a few more lobe piercings and just like stab me and put something in it and i’ll love it
44: Do you like tattoos and piercings?
yes.
45: Do you smoke or have you ever done so?
i’ve smoked weed, but like. eh. cigarettes are gross, they smell and feel and taste awful.
46: Talk about your crush, if you have one!
i don’t have a crush on anyone lol
47: What is a sound you really hate?
ticking
48: A sound you really love?
trains really late at night. 
49: Can you do a backflip?
no
50: Can you do the splits?
the splits? no
51: Favorite actor and/or actress?
winona ryder
52: Favorite movie?
uh h hh h  i already answered this
53: How are you feeling right now?
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
54: What color would you like your hair to be right now?
i just dyed it but i really want it to be red again. it was like a sunset red for a while during the fading process and i’d kill for that all the time.
55: When did you feel happiest?
when a cat touched me with her tiny feet
56: Something that calms you down?
cats and their tiny feet
57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
58: What does your URL mean?
it’s based on something i said when i was not myself. i said i’d died before and i’d do it again. so i’m functionally immortal.
59: What three words describe you the most?
really fucking tired
60: Do you believe in evolution?
it’s. science.
61: What makes you unfollow a blog?
a lot. i’m not above doing things for petty reasons.
62: What makes you follow a blog?
being interested in what they post??
63: Favorite kind of person:
me
64: Favorite animal(s):
cats, snakes, birds
65: Name three of your favorite blogs.
@heathersadapt​, @heatherspoisson​, @dirtyheathersconfessions​
66: Favorite emoticon:
:}€
67: Favorite meme:
horse memes. like. valid to eat fingers.
68: What is your MBTI personality type?
infp
69: What is your star sign:
taurus
70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog?
lmao no
71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most?
my work clothes or my pajamas
72: Post a selfie or two?
no
73: Do you have platform shoes?
GOD I WISH
74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself?
i’m the bird friend
75: Can you do a front flip?
no
76: Do you like birds?
i love birds
77: Do you like to swim?
of course i do
78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you?
swimming
79: Something you wish didn’t exist:
do you want to see my blacklist or something
80: Some thing you wish did exist:
fire magic. i wish fire magic were real.
81: Piercings you have?
just ears at the moment, cartilage closed up lmao
82: Something you really enjoy doing:
sleeping, eating ice cream, listening to music. pick from my faves.
83: Favorite person to talk to:
ciaran??
84: What was your first impression of Tumblr?
god it sucks here
85: How many followers do you have?
222 and only 111 of them are spam
86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes?
in middle school, which was the last time i tried, i ran a mile in 6 minutes and 46 seconds
87: Do your socks always match?
fuck no that’s hard
88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely?
yes
89: What are your birthstones?
diamond? stones?
90: If you were an animal, which one would you be?
a cockatoo probably
91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be?
i don’t fucking know
92: A store you hate?
walmart and the ones that smell bad in the mall
93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day?
many, but i hate coffee so i drink none
94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds?
fly, i don’t want to know what’s going through anyone else’s mind
95: Do you like to wear camo?
no. i did in elementary school.
96: Winter or summer?
winter
97: How long can you hold your breath for?
long enough to cross the bridge in spirited away
98: Least favorite person?
it’s all family all the way
99: Someone you look up to:
myself
100: A store you love?
target, lush
101: Favorite type of shoes
boots!! boots!!!! i also like sneakers
102: Where do you live?
outside of seattle
103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why?
no i like meat
104: What is your favorite mineral or gem?
uhhhh opals are the most diverse and coolest?
105: Do you drink milk?
ye
106: Do you like bugs?
ye
107: Do you like spiders?
ye
108: Something you get paranoid about?
hhhh
109: Can you draw:
yes, but is it good? absolutely not
110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked?
this one
111: A question you hate being asked?
this one
112: Ever been bitten by a spider?
i lived in florida. yes. 
113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach?
i love them
114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days?
cloudy, i moved to washington for a reason
115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now:
i’m comfortable right now actually
116: Favorite cloud type:
the kind in the sky
117: What color do you wish the sky was?
i wish i caught the sunset today
118: Do you have freckles?
no :(
119: Favorite thing about a person:
varies person to person
120: Fruits or vegetables?
i’m allergic to most fruits i like, but i like them more than vegetables anyways, so.
121: Something you want to do right now:
sleep or play bbs
122: Is the ocean or sky prettier?
they’re both gorgeous, fuck off
123: Sweet or sour foods?
depends on the mood
124: Bright or dim lights?
dim, mostly
125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature?
me, i believe in me
126: Something you hate about Tumblr:
tumblr
127: Something you love about Tumblr:
friends
128: What do you think about the least?
i don’t think about it, i don’t know
129: What would you want written on your tombstone?
believe it
130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now?
i have a list
131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself?
me
132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures?
not normally, no
133: Computer or TV?
computer
134: Do you like roller coasters?
yes
135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness?
only sometimes
136: Are your ears lobed or attached
attached
137: Do you believe in karma?
no, bad people don’t always get what’s coming to them and it sucks
138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are?
like 5? 
139: What nicknames do you have/have had?
hate nicknames
140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends?
nah
141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink?
yeah, she sucked
142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others?
it depends on the person???? i’m both
143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help?
both are good!
144: What makes you angry
family
145: How many languages do you speak fluently?
none, i can’t speak
146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries?
yes
147: Are you androgynous?
god i wish, my boobs are too big
148: Favorite physical thing about yourself:
my hair is so fucking fluffy
149: Favorite thing about your personality:
i don’t have one
150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person.
ciaran, i’m good.
151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose?
BT: before trump
152: Do you like BuzzFeed?
no, but i’m on it all the time.
153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.]
i met my partner in being broke in high school
154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons?
no
155: Do you like to play with others’ hair?
ya
156: What embarrasses you?
i just told ciaran i wore camo in elementary school and that’s embarrassing
157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious:
anxiety
158: Biggest lie you have ever told:
idk i don’t keep track
159: How many people are you following?
451
160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)?
14199
161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)?
23
162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)?
4190
163: Last time you cried and why:
i dont remember
164: Do you have long or short hair?
mid length
165: Longest your hair has ever been:
to my butt
166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon?
i was raised roman catholic by overbearing adults with racist views so im not friends w religion anymore
167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created?
no
168: Do you like to wear makeup?
sometimes
169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds? 
no
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