#i am a vending machine
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Low Tide & High Tide || [prints]
#everybody gets fish for their pet otters from a vending machine right?#universal human experience am i right guys#mine#oceancore#whale shark#lofi aesthetic#artists on tumblr#background art#vending machine#digital art#photoshop art#clip studio art
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Short chubby brambleclaw and tall muscular Nightcloud, I don't know why but I like bramblenight
come back and tell me if you find out
#warrior cats#brambleclaw#bramblenight#my art#this ship does not have much curb appeal so im gonna need a sales pitch from someone#still i feel for the plight of a ship that surely cannot have more than like 10 fans so please take this art#also a please would be sick i am not a vending machine#nightcloud
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waiting for the train arguing abt vending machine drinks
#vending machines r very highschool to me#i did a lot of subsisting off of one (1) pack of pretzels when i was a teen#my hero academia#midoriya izuku#bakugo katsuki#meruzart#bakudeku#???#NONE of my art feels shippy to me but i am tagging for other people
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Happy Valentines, Akira. Happy Valentines, Asshole.
If you can’t read what Akechi’s secondary inner-dialogue says cause I obscured it too much behind his regular dialogue, here’s a transcription in panel order: Hello, you fucking- Ah- Hello, Akira! Fuck off, why should I tell you- Just a soda- there’s a new flavor.
I don’t want your shitty gift. Oh- haha! You’re so sweet.
I hope I choke. They’re lovely, thank you.
Like hell. Likewise. There’s no way it’s just a coincidence. Still though, it’s a funny coincidence.
#p5#akeshu#akechi goro#kurusu akira#wow- me?? posting a valentines comic... actually on?? valentines????? wack. absolutely wack#it's a short one! I purposefully tried to keep it short. it was a challenge and it still ended up being 3 pages. but i blame my canvas size#also in case u can't see what akira is holding out to akechi: theyre chocolate covered strawberries on sticks!#i saw them irl and was like oh god i want those. i am going to project that feeling on my favorite characters so help me god#and now! here we are! but my shitty-ass coloring & line quality make it hard to discern them so. sorry about that lmaooooo#ANYWAY i don't do enough post-maruki stuff so. i made this one a little bittersweet. :)#why did i put akechi's scarf in a bow? honestly i dont know! i think i saw some art a while ago that did that too and i thought it was cute#well. plus i guess there's the symbolism of 'akechi being alive and reciprocating your feelings (however involuntarily) IS a gift' part#hence that hes wrapped up in a bow. like a present. :)#also god. the first panel is supposed to be akechi's reflection in a vending machine window. I could NOT get it to look right#so for reference!!! just so you guys understand!!!!!! thats what that panel is supposed to be!!! he is NOT in fact a ghost. (sigh)#hope you enjoyed and had a lovely valentines!! for my part i have eaten nothing but sweets today and hoo boy will that have been a mistake#ALSO in terms of the audience-participation comic...hopefully coming soon. if i can ever gain the will to draw it.#but at least tumblr has polls now so i can do the audience-choose-y bit without needing to use a separate website! so thats good i guess#anyway anyway anway thanks for listening to me ramble if you made it this far! have a lovely rest of your day and hopefully see u again soon
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He looks amazing omfg
#joost#joost klein#HES TALLER THAN THE VENDING MACHINES WTF#I need to stand next to him I need to know how short I am compared
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If I had to guess, I'd say that the song that took the Stupendium the longest to write was Vending Machine of Love, as I imagine that it takes a while to write a song when the writing of each line is immediately followed by a mental breakdown
#“im just finna get my finger in your ring pull”#cue five minutes of staring at the paper silently#followed by a quietly spoken:#“what am i doing with my life”#vending machine of love#the stupendium
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--------------------------------- THE SMILER PIZZA BAG --------------------------------- Original price: Free, given away as a promotion. Price I paid for mine: Won for £77 but total cost with postage was £81.20 via Ebay bidding. I however was originally not going to bid on this item as I knew it would go for something like £100+, however i chanced a bid and ended up winning the item in the end and while £80 is considered a lot of money to pay for a plastic empty pizza bag, this item is considered extremely rare and may only pop up now and again if you're lucky to come across one. As I collect merchandise for The Smiler I am lucky to have come into possession of one of these bags as there may only be 40 made out there in the world (This is according to Paul Jones who owns five of the bags in storage) - sources for this come from Paul Jones himself who used to be an avid collector of the older merchandise of The Smiler and a collector for Alton Towers merchandise. --------------------- Item information: Come the year 2014 a single vending machine appeared on the Alton Towers plaza in collaboration with GoodFella's to giveaway The Smiler branded pizza along with The Smiler branded pizza bags to carry the boxed pizza in for free. You were ordered by the information on the side of the vending machine to take a selfie (presumably outside the vending machine) to get your free GoodFella's pizza and then tweet your selfie to the twitter page @ GoodFellas_UK using the hashtag #goodfellasmiler to receive your free pizza around the corner (front of the vending machine). - A single person would stand inside the fake vending machine and then the person inside would dispense the pizza once a button was pressed by a member of the public who had just followed the steps above, allowing the said member of the public to collect the pizza in the branded bag once dispensed. Each person got a singular pizza each, however I do not know if you could have gone back and gotten multiple bags (personally I will assume that it was one bag per person but take that with a grain of salt as I am following information I have researched and inquired about to those who have experienced this promotion. - On the side of the vending machine there was also a QR code to scan where you could receive £1 off on The Smiler pizza in any of the stores selling the branded pizza. - The Smiler branded pizza was available in various supermarkets for a limited amount of time and offered a 2 for 1 promotion for entry into Alton Towers Resort. It was a deep pan pizza base topped with tomato sauce, cheese, spicy sausage, pan fried onions, and Jalapeños with a rating of three chili peppers to equal the pizza was quite hot. ------------------- The bag feels very durable and not like your average supermarket plastic bag that can easily tear. Inside the bag is white and features a slot to slide the pizza into or anything else you may want to place inside the bag. The bag also closes with a clasp and features a plastic black handle on the top. The Smiler logo is placed on the front bag along with the GoodFella's logo on the left hand side in the corner. The text under The Smiler logo say "THE SMILER PIZZA" "LIMITED EDITION" in capital letters featuring the font Orbitron commonly used for The Smiler marketing and ride as a whole.
------------------------------ Year promoted: 2014 only. ------------------------------ All information and photos given in this post have been through my own research, my own photos featuring the pizza bag, Paul Jones over on Facebook (TowersFanatic on other socials) for the item description (rewritten in my own words) and the last three photos featuring the pizza box, vending machine, and the group photo featuring himself and the Goodfella's promotion team. All credit goes to their respective owners and I have been given permission to repost the images above, I am simply documenting my merchandise collection and not using any of this for profit.
#alton towers#the smiler#the smiler merchive#smerchive#collection#the smiler merchandise#yes there was even a pizza branded with the smiler theme#yes i spent £80 on a bag#yes i am insane#yes my parents faces looked like that one video of the angry cat when i told them what i bought and how much#shout out to the singular person in the vending machine#the smizza#smoninoes#smizza hut?
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HANG YOUR HEAD LOW IN THE GLOW OF THE VENDING MACHINE!!!!!!
I’M NOT DYING!!!!!
#asks#i am dying actually.#i have a drawing of this scene somewhere except i need to fix it bc i drew it when likeeeee#they were Enemies and we didn’t have them as Enemies Who Are Actually Friends#so it’s a little different than the final vending machine scene. but i do have it 👀
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Hearing Nagito's english voice for so long, playing dr thh on english feels like hyping on a little kitten that thinks it's very fierce lmaooo
#listen makoto is just too damn cute he's fluffy and dumb?? like cmon#literally every nonstop debate I am nagito just “get his ass you go it baby”#I am blazing through thh i am on chapter 4 and loving themb#really miss rebuttal showdown and logic dive tho- and the vending machine GOD only lottery suuuucckss#my art#danganronpa#danganronpa goodbye despair#danganronpa trigger happy havoc#makoto naegi#nagito komaeda
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#1 way that I monitor how sick I am is not temperature but will always be how dumb the isekai I am watching is. The worst the isekai that I am enjoying the sicker I am.
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#I was messaging in the group chat at work#and I was saying how I was considering getting an energy drink but not sure#honestly I wanted one but didn’t want to spent almost 4 dollars for it from the vending machine#because money has been a bit tight lately#we’re doing okay and will be fine to make it till January at least but I am extremely anxious about how low our savings is#and so I’ve had to cut out little treats for myself#so I wasn’t going to get this energy drink#but then my coworker in the chat comes by to my desk and he hands me an energy drink#and when I tell you my eyes watered instantly#I am just not a tough baddie when it comes to small acts of human kindness#and it’s silly to say but it honestly made my whole day
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i got SO inspired by this beautiful photo by Ron Frazier so i decided to paint it !! and then throw some guys on there cuz of course
u can look below the cut if you want to see the painting without the characters !!
MY PAINTING !! this was so fun fr i love painting light <3 might go ahead and post this separately but for now you must look at these ocs ok?
#💎#my art#my ocs#character art#digital painting#artists on tumblr#i actually emailed him to ask if he was cool with me posting this bc i obviously heavily referenced his work#and he said i was good to use the images however i liked! which is very cool and sweet. the original picture just stunned me#and it was soo so so fun to paint bc i love bright neon light contrasts like this#idk if the heights and proportions even make sense in the scene idk how big this kinda vending machine is irl#bc the actual ref pic was taken in japan#and i havent been there !#tbf alex the guy by the vending machine is like 6'4 so if hes too big . maybe i intended it. hmm???#i like trying to paint characters into scenes in my style cuz i dont do ut often.. fun challenge#one of my favorite bits was painting in the no smoking sign rifht next to my sketch of achin smoking . yessir#achin goodman#alex young#oh one last thing i did change the design and logo on the vending machine n addrd some little stickers to the electrical box !!#jsut for some visual interest <3 somee of the stickers actually come from another piece i did that ill probably post soon :)#i like making lil stickers.. theyre not really meant to Be anything#i did a lot of this while watching drawfee vods so when i look at parts of it theyre all i can think about haha#ok well i was editing my draft and ended up posting this on accident instead . at 4 am . so it stays LMAO#oops
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i dont want to improve at my hobbies anymore and i mean that in the most genuine and positive way possible. im now sure that this internal pressure of constant improvement is a good chunk of why i hate writing fanfic now, i was treating it like Homework To Be Passed, like i was gonna get a Grade in it and now i cant look at any of my wips without wanting to throw up so. i dont wanna be better at the things i do for fun. yknow, when not working, ive been drawing much more than writing. and old habits die hard, the evil hustle part of my brain is chanting "get better at it!! actively make it a skill!!! study color learn new techniques watch tutorials and and and and and" the tired part of my brain just wants that demon gone. i dont wanna get better at it, i dont want a new skill, i dont want this to be ruined like how it ruined fanfic for me, i just wanna draw the same silly little chibis of my faves over and over again because it makes me happy. i dont want improvement anymore, i just want fun
#like i still gotta improve in Writing For Work cuz thats my livelihood but thats a Different kind of writing. everything else...#i rlly dont wanna be better at that shit anymore im so tired#i am drawing mc falling asleep at a vending machine rn. she looks p much like every past mc ive ever drawn but she makes me giggle#im after the giggles these days#dootdootdoot
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hunrgry
#> still masking#> cant eat inside#> horrid rain outside all day#> no covered areas nearby#> yearn for tide pod style nutrient paste that i can swallow in the am and activate at will throughout the day#> zac oyama tide pod collegehumor sketch you will always be famous#> why doesnt this building have fucking Awnings of any sort#> just a ledge i can shelter under and munch my vending machine cashews. please#text
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i know when people comment on fics just asking me to continue them, they probably mean it as a nice thing (i liked this enough to want to see more of it), but i do not get this being like...the whole of their comment. like i should write more of it so that you can...silently hold out your hand requesting more again? that's the interaction here?
#talking#i don't like to be negative bc i am incredibly lucky with commenters#like 98% are so kind and generous and lovely#but i have had to put a little disclaimer at the end of one fic bc people keep just. basically telling me they want more fic#similar to when people comment just to ask me why their fave guy isn't in the fic#i am not in fact a vending machine
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i choose to interpret this as instructions
#it's not obviously but i choose to#mine#i pass by this taped up cig vending machine on the way to the store and am always delighted by this sign
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