#i am a kitty woag

[mewsporridge]

woag

[anton-exe]

Woag holy shit a kitty named Anton

I AM NYOT A KITTY YOU PIECE OF SHIT STONER

[bauhinia-transcribed]

Hi y'all! My name is Saph (23, they/them pronouns), and welcome to my pinned post! Figured it was about time I made one 😅

This is my main blog, which is (mainly) based on queue. I also have a public side blog where I just post soft yearning stuff @sunriseandbrowneyes, and a semi-private nsfw blog (mutuals may ask for it in my DMs).

Expand the post to see a list of my tag links and their explanations!

My (hopefully) exhaustive personal tags list:

#adorable 🥺: my cute tag. I don't use this one frequently nowadays

#artistry in motion: used to highlight aesthetic experiences. often gets associated with videos of (music/dance) performances, making-of videos, or nature

#dear no one: based off the song by Tori Kelly. an open letter to my future partner, or posts that describe how I hope my experience with them will be like

#friend shaped: my tag for cute animals or creatures. will often get tagged with the specific type of animal if it is common enough (the only exceptions to this are "kitty" for all felines big and small, and "puppy" for dogs)

#gender™️: often used for posts where people talk about their experience with their gender. not necessarily a gender envy tag (though I am planning to make one if I see a post that is worthy)

#how to do life better: my life hacks / adulting tag. posts that explain how to go through life more easily

#gorgeous💕: people I find hot, sexy, handsome, and/or pretty. sometimes this will also be paired with a 😳😳😳 in the tags (the more 😳 the more I'm captivated by their looks)

#how to tag?: used for when I'm reblogging something that doesn't have a defined associated tag in my tag library. also serves as an "ask to tag"

#it's a day!: used for when tumblr decides to make a day special (like Wet Beast Wednesday or Out of Touch Thursday). also used for holidays sometimes

#knowledge tag: used for when a post teaches me something new. it could be about the most specific/"useless" topic in the world, but all knowledge is valuable to me

#letters to past me 💌: reminders that I wish younger me knew. things to keep in mind when I go through and experience life

#penguin pebbling: my general tag for when I tag other users, or all of my mutuals. will almost always say who I'm addressing, either in the post or in my tags

#psychic damage: what it says on the tin. basically anything that makes me go "wtf 😃" or "I hated that 😃"

#reminders of life: posts that remind me of the joy of living, or of humans doing good things

#reminders of love ❤️: posts that remind me that love is out there in all its wonderful abundance. applies to familial, platonic, and romantic love

#saph laughs (previously #here for a good time 😂, but since edited): my laugh tag, before I knew "laugh tag" was a thing. used for things I find funny

#saph speaks: used for when I talk about myself in the tags

#saph scribbles: used for when I write within the main body of a post (not just tags); will also be used if I'm adding something to someone else's post

#shit we should care about: discussions of important topics around the world. includes current events normally. will also talk about various forms of bigotry and how they manifest or are experienced by individuals. will often get a subsequent tag on the topic or bigotry discussed

#sighs yeah: one of two things. either I'm yearning or I'm talking about a relatable moment, but in the 😔 way

#stories less told: posts that talk about lesser known individuals and their actions that I think we should highlight

#thank you haiku bot: posts that I've found from haiku bot. oftentimes will not have haiku bot's rb kept in

#vibes ✨️: posts that I find relatable

#thanks tumblr blaze: posts that I've seen via blaze

#things that make me go hmm: what it says on the tin. starting to replace #psychic damage

#woag tag: things that make me go woag. things that are cool

#yearning tag: posts that make me crave a deep connection/relationship with someone else (does not immediately imply romantic relationships!)

tags that represent people: #🥦, #🐀, or anything with an @ sign in the tag

tags that represent my cats: #loki (my family kitty) and #funyun (my house kitty)

I tag slurs (for example, "f slur") when used in pejorative, insulting, or hurtful manners. This includes self reflection of hurtful moments. If you don't like this, you can keep scrolling.

[dreamlandsystem]

woag…… been out of it for a while… wtf

incoherent ramble under the cut. i’m not doing so hot. mentioned: suicide, drugs

did is so fun… i love losing over 2 weeks of time (not really, this is fucked ://)

let’s see… while i was gone looks like:

we almost killed ourself. again.

got a new alter. her name is lucille… i haven’t interacted with her but she’s in our simply plural and has been journalling.

our beloved son kitty solomon is having to be put down… literally this afternoon. i am reeling from this one. he’s suffering. even in the couple weeks i’ve been gone he’s gotten. so much worse. i am in shock about this. he is my dear buddy and i don’t want to lose him. i’m really torn up about this.

i missed sloane’s birthday. ugh.

we have fleas???? in our house??? despite the cats having flea medicine and the house has been sprayed with pesticides???? what the actual hell :(

we can no longer afford medication. we have credit card debt and a huge list of things we need to do to try and get ourselves out of this dire financial situation (huge yikes)

like. fuck man i am so exhausted, and i’ve literally been gone for 2 weeks.

i haven’t heard from alucard… seems like no one else in the system has either. hope bats okay…

geez i really don’t know where to go from here. i feel pretty lost and ashamed rn. guess i’m just going to get stoned about it (if we even have weed right now.. times are tight for us and i won’t be too surprised if we’re out).

i’m not ready to be back. wish i could go back to being dormant. at least i can access the headspace again, but like… bro i am seriously struggling rn.

[foxtriestobiteandmaimandkilland]

Hiiii im gonan sleeps oon but i want you alllll to know ur all myf rieds .... even tho i onyl talk 2 like 3 of you .... we are allllfriends everyone who sees this is my friend everyone whk sees my posts we are ...f riends. Also if u want me to make a list plssss do j liek makign lists ... and. Stuff. Especially whe tbehre jrwi related. Get me to make a, list and ill doit, . I can even make a list of. So kuch. Colours. Leaves. Flowers. Cloud formations. Rock formations eventho i dint know much abt them. Lists and lists sooo mny lists. Im the list man. I also like making intelligable diagrams in...mspaint. butnyea. Any list i can do 4 you. Psl ask me to make lists pslsplsplsllls i love listing thing

s. I will even list top 10 characters in ur url and why. Or assign colours to posts. Or. Assigning colours to things is fun. Also textures. Im very autistic just oike the rest of this webbed site but i rpomsie i will make so manh lists forever and ever and ever. Top 10s r hard tho when im not given examples. I cant do top 10 words in the english language bc i have a bad memroy and i fprgot what words we have. But if u give me a group of words i can list them for you. Anhthign. List.... s ar efun. Very fu .n

Goodnight now tho ill list in the mornigng. Top 10 things to do:

1. Sleep

2. Cat

3. Cat is jow a thing u ca n do

4. Friends :3<33333333

.5.t he humber 3. Irs very versatile

6 . Making art with ur hands or mind or voice or your you.

7. Chilling foreber and breaking rj,ez (the rules are thwt you need to do things)(they are lying do whtever you want foreber and do mtohjng ever and go awya)

8. Firiends

9. Eatign

10. Drinjgn beverages. And waye.r thats a beverage

Also. A list of. Things i am allergic to:

1. I thinks tmh in makeup remover.

2. We dont knwom tho

.3 maybe kiwi. Ive never had it. Mt grandmas allergic to kiwi

4. Also maybe bee stings ivenever been stung bh a bee so idk.

. 5. Erm., shcool. Blwo it up FOREVER ?!!!! NOw. And then we will all be happy

And finally a list of genders i am:

1. a girlieeeeee a girllllll yippeeee teeheeee girliesssss <33333 :33333

2. Simply a guy a dude a bro a dudebroguy but a Scared one. Who doesnt know the rules.

3. A girllbrooooo but a scared one still. Who is sexy to some people and cringe to others. But is sevretly sexy to them too

4. Whatever fits jn with whoever i am arounddd <3333 we are guyss having boys night no girls allowed we are girliesss having girlsss nightttt teehee no boyzzz.

5. Minecraft ost

6. Will woods albums mINUS THE ONE THAT CAME OUT WHEN I WAS IN FRANCE. THAT ONE SOUNDED GOOD BUT KY FRANCE TRIP SUCKED. All th3 others r me tho.

7. Tank tops and alsl skirts and also graphic tees

8. Timothy rand

9. Dude what if i used he/she pronouns how wicked would that be. Only on here tho anywhere else theyd skin me alive

10. Aall my punctuation in sentences like. Dude bro man omg sick woag wtf like ... wicked sick. Wicked sicked. Wick sick. Candlestick. Gonna dtart saying smoly hokes.

11. Smth that pisses off everyone at school sooooooooo much they hate me sooooo mcuh they are huntjng me for sport i dropped out of sport bc they hated my ass too much.

12. A kitty cat

[skyllion-uwu]

I filled my queue with a shit ton of stuff (mostly comics), it's gonna post around 10 times a day from 8 AM to 10 PM EST I think and lasts until the next Sunday after tomorrow, I might be able to check in when I'm at ports depending on if I have data or not but I probably won't be on Tumblr (Discord, if we're mutuals you can ask for it if you don't already have it), have fun, I love you (or if you don't like love I cherish you), see y'all in about 8 days

Wait woag if you do kitty and penguin you get this fancy lad anyway byeeeee!!

[fresh-bed-old-sheets]

Little profile kitty cat......the king of the club!!

*gasp* am i the king of the club? Woag

[neonfretra]

HIIII ^_^ woag being perceived...thats scary...! everyone is so nice to me? thank you so much, it really does make me smile to read this <3 i am very weak to the wiles of kitty cat

howdy howdy, how we doin? ^_^