#i always know because omgthatdress starts posting and mercilessly tearing apart low-effort celebrities all over my dash

[thespacelizard]

howls outfit is KING THE WINGS!! yes.

i knew iphis and minisstra would be hot and ngl i originally read iphis sash as tying him to minisstra which. would also be vvv good. the 8-eyed circlet is such a great detail i wanna steal it. also also i live for them tearing everyone else apart. statler and waldorf but kinky and evil about it <3

Zeth'rinn is dripping in gems. lots of spider-eye style rubies and black leather, thigh-knife because it's hot AND practical. a cape that's also a train sparkling with gems because can you imagine the drama of such a thing? i also kinda wanna give him a like. leather version of jarlaxle's hat because a) the cunt and b) him outdoing jarlaxle with it would be so bad for that man's blood pressure.

Vizaeth i have this outfit in my head for him that i've never been able to use that's like: long white robes, blood-drip rubies falling off everywhere. if he could he'd have living spiders on him somehow, spinning his gloves or a capelet maybe. He's got heels that are fashioned to look like spiders, with all the legs into the spike-heel. i just like putting him in white and red because of the VIBES. sacrifice but make it high fashion.

i feel like Rizeth and Ashenivir are just such homebodies they wouldn't want to attend such a thing, but someone at the Arcanum would make them, and naturally the them is like. Mystra/magical based.

Rizeth's in the kind of thing that looks less elaborate from a distance but has subtle, cool details. His robes have interlocking 8-point stars woven all over them, in thread that shifts in the light through various hues. Like, almost iridescent but very subdued.

The most elaborate thing on Ashenivir I think might be his hair. It's long enough he could do some kind of very cool braiding with it, maybe with silver thread or ribbon. OH i did put him in a very cool harness-based outfit in Perils. That kind of thing, like a leather harness with pretty chains and attached drapery, silver and grey and dark blue, and matching earrings with sapphires.

i am sending you good vibes and a snack and also since it's the met gala tonight, lavish me with headcanons for oc met gala outfits. menzo met gala, naturally with the theme of arachnids. lets do this lets play dress up

(i know that the nydalla's would be on-theme and on-point, and also that they are *roasting* all the mediocre attempts *viciously*)

ITS MET GALA NIGHT? ohhhh my god time for my favorite annual pastime (roasting celebrities in my $12 sweatpants)

do you have any idea what heavenly bodies 2018 has done to my brain. literally half the reason i have so many fuckin priest ocs. give them gowns decked out in religious motifs. a side tangent is Howl would have a headband with multiple black wings. floor length black ballgown, feather motifs carried on in the skirt. gold ribbons in their hair/gold makeup for a pop of color

OKAY NYDALLAS' MET GALA LOOKS obviously theyre arachnid themed is anything else legal in menzo. now i can give Minnie those stupidly large headdresses matrons are known to wear. i think it keeps her hair pinned up to look like webs. taking a page right out of lolths book with that one. deep violet dress with silver details and a long train made to look like spider legs. you know how lolthite priestess robes are described as both clinging to the body and flowing around at once? thats the vibe she has

Iphis' clothes are on the more "cling to the frame" side because theyre made more to look like webs bc hes caught in Minnies web and is a lil tasty snack for her <3. silver robes with purple accents to match her, im imagining they have web patterns to match is scars and theyre tied off with a purple sash. give him a little circlet with sapphires to bring out his eyes, maybe theyre placed a certain way to mimic 8 eyes. deep violet eyeshadow and lipstick for him too

their whispers back and forth about the other guests are so ruthless, if anyone else heard them the whole city would break out into civil war. occasionally meeting up with each other again like "is the jewel box missing one of their girls? she's a long ways from home if shes here looking like that" and "imagine bringing your consort to the most important night of the year and all he can manage is an ill-fitting set of plain robes. are the other houses doing charity work?"

well now i gotta return the favor. how are your ocs dressed for the met gala. what themes are they slaying. are they trying to outdress anyone.

this made me feel a lot better i appreciate you <3