#i also love how theres like basically no warning that ur battery is about to shit itself it just happens & ur fucked

[xythlia]

car battery died & like no fucking place carries the battery I need that isn't a billion fucking dollars because my car isn't brand new

[bbhyuckie]

taeyong x reader

beach day! au

words: 600

genre: summertime fluff

warnings: saltwater and possible sunburns

ok ive never been to the beach before so if this is wildly inaccurate i'm sorry lol

anyway hear me out this boy is a baby

hes so hecking soft wow

can you imagine him in shorts and a tank top and an open button down and flip flops hhhh

he would be so excited to go to the beach ok wow and his smile would literally light up the whole world

and he would wiggle his toes into the sand wow

ok ok and he would run out into the water and be shocked at how cold it is and do that cute scream laugh wow 

i dropped all my uwus brothas

and he would yank you into the tide and splash at you

wow splash wars

and he would be so sweet about it?? like this lil fluff wouldn't wanna get salt water in your eyes or anything so he just splashes like below the waist wow

and like once youre done with running around in the water for a lil while the two of you would wanna sunbathe which is so cute

so he throws out your towels and sets up ur cute lil umbrella

cause lets be honest he would go full out with the beach experience

and you would sit down to put on sunscreen which is great

bc you get to have him put sunscreen on your back and run your shoulders which is nice

but also the fact that when he turns to you to ask if he got all the sunscreen on his face rubbed in you say yes

despite the fact that he definitely still had cute white smudges over the bridge of his nose and on his forehead

but you didn't have the heart to tell him because 1) sun protection is ~important~ and 2) god he just looks so precious like that wow

and so you lay out in the sun and try to get a tan (ik he would be sitting under the umbrella bc of korean beauty standards but let me live???)

and he would just like hum and sip his lemonade with his dumb cute glasses

and try to convince me that this lil squish wouldn't poke ur pale tummy wow

(or if you have darker skin he would poke ur tummy anyway bc we love inclusiveness in this household ok)

and hed buy one of those dumb little battery powered fans and cool you off with it from his little shade pocket wow

okok so beach volleyball hear me out

this innocent little bean would go fucking nuclear ok

get ready to be spiked into the ground you pleb

jk

but honestly you would want to be on his team or dead

because this boy would go so hard you have no idea

and you don't even know why?? you try asking him why hes so passionate about beach volley ball and theres no?? answer????

so you try to avoid it at all costs despite his weird aggressive love for it

and okok

you go to the boardwalk to do more dumb tourist things bc

ur both dumb tourists

and he buys you matching hats :(((

aND IMAGINE SNO CONES

he would be such a messy eater

and get it everywhere i mean have you seen their Instagram posts where hes trying to eat icecream???? hes truly a mess

but an adorable mess

basically what I'm saying is that he is the cutest thing since forever and going to the beach with him would result in lots of fun wow

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