#i already KNOWWWW tell me something I don't know

[dabingusbongus]

haha faggot

thanks for the shining commentary

[dokoni-mo]

I’ve arrived with more horny william brain rot!

There is little doubt in my mind that our favorite afton to slut up likes to read. He’d probably love to share that with his darling bunny. And you absolutely know that man is making the polaroids he took into bookmarks. He just loves to see his bunny everywhere!

Bunny is in fact a college student, and sometimes certain classes end up requiring/give the option for a field trip. And that trip happens to fall on a weekend. They’re a little bummed, Willy is like actually depressed (lol), so bunny decided to hide a little something for him. As a ✨treat✨

So when afton wakes up Saturday, he reaches over for his book to read a little (because what else is there to do when his little rabbit is gone), and his usually bookmark feels a lot more lumpy than usual. So he opens it and what does he find? Polaroids of his precious, lovely bunny in nothing but his shirt, and a pair of her panties 💜

YEAH i uhhh,,

warnings: age-gap relationship (reader is 20 will is almost 40 yall know the drill), swearing, smoking, drinking, dom/sub undertones, sir kink, not proof read AGAIN IM SRY

"What? What do you mean the whole weekend?"

It had been an especially hard week for the brit at his diner. For one reason or another, it seemed as if nearly every single damn brat in that town just had to have a birthday that week. The diner was booked from start to finish every day of the week. William was frustrated. But every day drew him closer to the weekend. Closer to when he'd be able to see you again. And god did he fucking miss you. He missed his little bunny next to him; kissing them, holding them. Coming up with so many fun activities to show you.

But, it was in the past now. It was Friday. You'd be over tomorrow, and help relieve him of his pent-up stress like the good bunny you were.

Right?

Wrong.

"I knowwww, I'm sorry!" You pleaded with him at the other end of the phone, the older man taking a long, drawn out puff of his cigarette, "I just totally forgot about it until today!"

William sighed as he rubbed the bridge of his nose, leaning against the wall, "And you're certain you have to go, love?"

"Yeah..." you sighed back, "It's required for my major. And I already rescheduled it last month, too. I can't do it again or I fail."

"Bunny, the weekends are our time together. You know this."

"I knoww, and I'm sorry! I'd stay behind if I could but I just can't. I'm sorry, Will. I'll be back for next weekend though!"

William took another puff of his cigarette, "Are you certain you can't come over even for a little? I... I miss you, bunny. It's been a tough week, and... I want you."

You let out a sympathetic hum, "I miss you too. But I have to go. I'm sorry."

"Alright." William sighed, "Fine. But don't expect to get off the hook next time I see you, little one. You need to tell me these things sooner rather than later."

The brit heard you giggle over the phone, "It'll be fine, Will. Surely you can survive two weeks without me."

"Getting smart with me now, hm?"

"No, sir."

William let out a pleased hum, "Good bunny. I'll miss you, okay? Have fun for me, alright? I'll be here waiting for you."

"I will, I will... Hey, before I forget; you remember that book you gave me, right? The old, thick and dusty one?"

"It's not old, love. It's classic."

You giggled again, "Classic, sure. Well, I finished it. I'll leave it in your mailbox before I go. Maybe that'll keep you occupied until I get back."

"Nothing could replace your company, little one. But, thank you. That's very kind."

"It's no problem. I gotta go pack now, Will. I'm sorry again. I'll see you next saturday, okay?"

"...Alright, bunny. Have fun. I love you."

"Love you too."

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It was odd to have an empty house on the weekends. While William was used to Michael being away at his mother's, the house felt more depressing than usual without you in it. Dull. Grey. No life whatsoever.

William didn't drink often, not at all. He never found it to be that classy, and he wasn't about to throw his charm to the wind over alcohol. But god fucking damn it. He missed you so fucking much that Saturday afternoon. His cigarettes weren't having their usual kick to them. He needed something stronger to fill the void where you should be.

Pouring his second glass of whiskey for the evening, he couldn't help but wonder how you were. Your college was taking you an entire state away from him. Those fucking bastards. How dare they drag you so far away from him. What if you got hurt? Or in trouble? And he wasn't there to save his precious bunny? You knew his number, sure, but you were still so fucking far away from him. And a lot can happen so many miles away.

William took a large swig of the alcohol.

Fucking hell. He missed you so damn much.

He knew you didn't mean to tell him about the trip so late. You were a good bunny. Hell, he was the entire reason you didn't go when you were supposed to. He vaguely remembered convincing you to stay in town the first time you told him about it. You had just forgotten this time, surely. He couldn't stay mad at you for that. It was hard for him to stay mad at you in general. You were just too cute.

But William was miserable. He didn't want this shit to happen again. You would need to learn your lesson. And he'd make you learn it next time you were over.

But would he? Thinking of it now, it was hard for him to imagine giving you any sort of punishment. He just wanted you close to him. To pull you in his lap and kiss those sweet lips of yours. Hold you close to him. Lie down on his chest while he read his books before bed.

Oh, yes. That's right. The book he leant you. You said you'd give it back before you left.

Maybe he should take your advice. Use it to get his mind off you.

Finishing up his glass, William finished up his glass before he walked to the front door, opening and shutting it behind him as he made his way to the mailbox. The cool breeze of the sunset blew his neatly-combed hair out of place, washing over his pale skin. Upon opening up his mailbox, sure enough. The book he leant you was in there. But, it was... strange. Looked a lot fatter than normal.

The older man reached in and took the book out, brow furrowing in slight confusion. Leaning against the mailbox to shut it, the brit opened up the pages to see inside.

...

Oh.

William could feel the heat creep down his neck and cheeks.

Oh.

Oh, bunny. Sweet bunny.

Strewn about the pages was a handful of polaroid pictures. Pictures of you. In so many different positions... so many. He could see the plushness of your thighs. Your sweet little smile. Those big, gorgeous doe eyes. Your cute little pair of underwear...

You even still had some of the marks he'd given you last time you were over. And was that his dress shirt? It certainly was. How long have you had that, little one? Why, sir barely noticed that it was gone. Stealing his things now, are we? Naughty bunny.

You've been so bad recently, haven't you? William didn't much appreciate that. You had earned yourself a punishment, bunny. You probably know that just as sir does though, don't you? Was this your attempt at getting out of it?

William calmly shut the book, but quickly walked back into his house.

It worked, bunny.

For now.

[hesbuckcompton-baby]

BAND OF BROTHERS TERROR AU. TELL ME. NOWWWW

OK!!!! I'm not going to put everything in here because I don't want this post to end up HUGE (EDIT: this post ended up massive anyway), so I'll talk about the main components and some stuff I like, and if people want me to go more in-depth and discuss other side characters I will.

Tagging people who commented on the original post in case y'all want to read @latibvles @fearlessjones

Herbert Sobel is the original captain of HMS Erebus - he is the Sir John Franklin figure, he's incompetent, and whilst many of his higher-ups know he is ultimately not suited to such an expedition, they let him lead anyway because they like him, and they hope he will finally get some glory amongst all his failure. However, perhaps his key flaw is his keen dislike for the captain of the HMS Terror, Richard Winters.

Ok, I KNOWWWW people are gonna think that Nixon would be a better fit for this role, because he arguably resembles Crozier much more, but WAIT. For those of you who haven't read the book, it is said that the HMS Erebus has absolutely NO alcohol in its stores because Franklin does not drink. If this is the case here too, and Lewis Nixon is stuck as Sobel's commander, this will send him insane over time. Nixon and Winters are very competent leaders, so for this AU to work I need to break them, and what better way than to weaken Nix from months of withdrawal at sea with Captain Fucking Sobel? Combine this with Winters refusal to indulge him with his own alcohol stores, and now there's a wedge driven between the two before they're even stranded.

But even so, Winters needs something that will impede his own leadership, and for him, I think that's his sense of responsibility for his men. Winters is always striving to find a solution that will cause the least amount of damage to his men - he wants them safe, and he doesn't care if they have to turn this ship around and head home to do it. But he can't. By the time they get stuck in the ice, there is no possible solution he can come up with that won't result in his men's suffering or even loss of life, and this leaves him jaded, wearing him down as the situation becomes even more dire and he has to watch more and more of his men killed by the cold, sickness, and the Tuunbaq. This will get to him, and it will impede his ability to think rationally.

Right, now for the Lieutenants. On HMS Terror, you have First Lieutenant Harry Welsh, Second Lieutenant Buck Compton, and Third Lieutenant Henry Jones. Whilst Welsh and Compton are very competent, much like their captain, Jones has risen through the ranks due to little more than wealth and connections. Whilst he could not purchase his commission, his family manage to pull the right strings, and now he's here with very little experience and absolutely NO respect from the men, already making way for the system of leadership to be undermined before things ever get serious.

On the HMS Erebus, Captain Sobel (And eventually Captain Nixon, once Sobel is killed) have First and Second Lieutenants Ronald Speirs and Carwood Lipton. These two are excellent in a crisis, and when the crew becomes despaired as Sobel's incompetency and Nixon's declining health as a result of his withdrawal, they are given the heavy burden of trying to raise morale and keep the men's trust as the situation grows ever more dire.

Chief Surgeon of the HMS Terror Eugene Roe has gotten a lotttt more than he bargained for with this expedition. Yes, he takes his job seriously, and yes, he came here to help people, but more than anything he just wanted to be a part of something real, to see the Passage with his own eyes and know he had helped to make a difference. But now his surgery is crammed with victims of the Tuunbaq and men displaying very unusual symptoms that he doesn't quite understand. He's losing sleep and he's losing hope, and he doesn't know quite how to cope with the knowledge that he isn't as good as he thought, and he truly cannot save these men.

Captain's Steward David Webster believes he's made for more than this. He's educated, no small feat when half the men on the Terror can scarcely even read, and he feels his skills are wasted running around after Captain Winters. But he comes from a high-ranking Naval family, and if he ever wants to make something of himself there's little option but to work his way through it unless he wants to be stuck doing this forever. As time passes, he begins to grow bitter at his position, which is why when Caulker Roy Cobb begins disparaging Winters' leadership, his words begin to make sense to Webster.

I've planned roles for all of the notable characters in BoB but I do not want to write a fucking novel on this post, so please let me know if you want to see more!

[silkjade]

jadie i m a maker of mischief so i must know ( after reading u recent post ) ;3 .. wat is ur Dream Threesome in the genshieverse …. how did it come to be , what happens in d bedroom , what is the aftermath .. i wan knowwww ! ! only if u feel comfies telling mi . tehe c:

um… UMMMMM ?!!!?!???!!!!!! T^T so many emotions at once rn thanks to COCO ( ≖_｡ ) …….

but um it’s haitham of courseeeee and perhaps… mr worldwide himself childe…. (づ_ど) who is in sumeru for who knows what but mayb we meet at the tavern and talk talk talk && haitham intervenes cus he doesn’t quite like seeing me take a shot with this random harbinger ???? ( esp after a long day ueueuue ) so he excuses us so we can go makeout behind the tavern (˵ •̀ ▾ - ˵ ) ✧ but childe accidentally catches us ‘n low whistles ‘n one thing leads to another and shhhhdhfjdj

but but just feeling two sets of hands all over is already getting me going ! + childe is competitive abt everything just for lolzies and it spurs haitham on cus he’s like wtf 'n i suppose i try to keep quiet for anything childe does, out of respect for haitham, but oopsie that eggs him on more like ‘ooh u were so chatty earlier at the tavern what happened’ >.< && i think childe would be kinda mean so when he does praise, it’s only ever condescendingly so… and haitham is kinda in a ‘careful what u wish for’ mood, though he is tender at heart ‘n will help me thru it if he sees i m rlly struggling or.. something.. ( BYE I’M SO RED WRITING DIS )

and so um.. me personally i m … not one for deepthroating but childe is very go big or go home + mayb he thinks i’d be prettier if i cried ….. and perhaps at first haitham tries to make it better for lil me on da other end but… choking on childe whilst trying to get away from da overstim kinda negates his efforts ; / messy messy messy

AHAHA UM ANYWAYS as long as i end up a satisfied limp litto dollie then…. :’D i hope haitham will be sweet in the aftermath praise me 'n bathe me 'n send me off to sleep zzzz but ofc it is not alhaitham w/o a little bit of teasing ^^;; & perhaps childe is also mischievous and pockets my panties as a…. souvenir…..

U DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAD TO PAUSE FOR A BREAK WHILE TYPIN GTHIS OMG

[yesyourstalker]

Mahi: so let me get this straight. He's not letting you go to the music festival?...... Are you serious? Warabie You're a grown man. Just tell him no..... It's not like he can stop you.............. Okay that's fair....... Yeah I mean..... okay I get where you're coming from. That is a valid fear...............no this is my last week and I'm done doing this shit for her.....

Cirrina: *humpf*

Mahi.......ugh........ I could never put Baja in this situation. This is a living hell.

Cirrina: *scoff*

Mahi: yeahhh..... I gotta head over to my train stop. I'll text You later. Bye............. Alright....I have to go to class.........have fun I guess

Cirrina: whatever.... I'll give you the passes like I promised

Mahi: sounds good to me...see ya

Cirrina: alright come on girls let's go

Friend: You think you can convince the other Tetra to walk to the train stop next time?

Friend 2: yeah he's cute and he's actually nice

Cirrina: *huff*

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Neta: *sigh*......hmmm..........hiii.....

Ikkan:.hehe...hi...[kiss]

Neta:.....(Stretch)....... I need to get used to you being here. Usually you're not here around this time so when I see you I kind of get startled heh

Ikkan: well you better get used to it cuz I'm not going anywhere

Neta: you promise?

Ikkan: yes neta I promise................

Neta:.......................

Ikkan: what? What are you staring at?

Neta: you ... I like looking at you.... you're nice to look at. [Kiss]......

Ikkan: hmmm.......

Neta: what do you want to do today?

Ikkan: I don't know. we can work on our wedding invites we already picked up the design. You just need to send them out...... We still need to look for Tailor...... I know one that used to dress me for award shows...... Let me see if I can get her....to make us something nice. What color are you thinking?

Neta: what color are you thinking?

Ikkan:hmmmm would it be embarrassing to say that I was thinking of wearing your favorite color.... green

Neta:......ha.....no.....I was actually thinking of doing the same thing. I don't think I'll look nice in purple tho........

Ikkan: I think you'd look really nice....... maybe a dark eggplant or raisin would suit you.

Neta: I'd look like an eggplant

Ikkan: hehehe [peck] no you won't

Neta: why don't we make a day out of it..... Get some friends.....go to a tailor and just see what we like....

Ikkan: yeah.....i'd like that. Sounds like a nice plan....let me just send an email to Nel so we can plan this out. Do you know who's going to be your best man yet?

Neta: ehhhhhhh...no...... I don't have any close male friends........besides you......... Do you want to be my best man?

Ikkan: *heh*..... I'm sorry but ...no........Being serious that's something you need to do.

Neta: who's going to be your best man.... warabie?

Ikkan: Noji....... That makes sense right? Have my brother be my best man........ I don't have that many male friends either......

Neta: well shit. We're just friendless losers aren't we? Hehehehehe

Ikkan: pretty much hahahaha

Neta:.....*sigh* I'll come up with something................... hello? Yes this is her father...... Is there something wrong? Did something happen?................ Yes, she should be in school..... she's not?.....ok how often?......... On Friday?........3 weeks?!......a D?..........*sigh*.....ok......*huff*..... Thank you for calling me. I'll talk to her when she gets home.. alright............. thank you.

Ikkan: did something happen

Neta:*sigh*.........no..... yeah..........*ugh*...........hmmm..... It's my fault. Honestly this is my fault.

Ikkan: what's wrong?

Neta: looks like my little girl has skipped school every Friday for a whole month......... I try to be lenient and let things slide............*sigh*......

Ikkan: You can't be the fun parent all the time babe

Neta: I knowwww........ just

Ikkan: You can't just let her get away with that, especially when it's almost the end of the school year, this might affect our final grade. You can't let this slide...

Neta: I don't like punishing her. She always gets so sad when I do it.

Ikkan: Neta.

Neta: I know....

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Warabie: dad please go home

Shimi: $3,000? You spent $3,000 on a crib? Who is she? Or he or they or whatever!! Tell me right now!!

Warabie: oh my Cod for the last time Dad I didn't get anyone pregnant! It was just a gift to a co-worker

Shimi: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!

oshi: ink drop it's ok You don't need to be embarrassed about these things. Hey if you let us meet this person maybe we can help them

Shimi: no! I'm done helping and supporting your friends financially! We finally got that one out of our house!

Baja: huh?

Warabie: Dad that is not mahi You know what they look like.......

Shimi:......................... whatever ....... all your friends are starting to look the same anyway, who did you knock up?!

Warabie: for the last time I didn't get anyone pregnant! I'm not an idiot I use protection! Plus I'm not even in a relationship anymore.. and we didn't even do anything in that relationship.....Baja!

Baja: huh? what? I-what?............

Shimi: well?!

Baja:..........*sweating*.....................Uhhhh.........we never! We didn't!... I haven't...well...... I'm not.... I mean I am but.......... I I I I......................

Warabie:...........

Baja:....*Swallow*.......... I'm uh......... I'm actually a virgin....*clears throat*

Warabie:.................................................................see ................................... And he's the last person I dated........so there!

Shimi: ............................ok............... So what was the crib for?

Warabie: I just told you I bought it for a co-worker. She's pregnant! I just did it to be nice, dad!! Is that so wrong!!??

Shimi: It's wrong when you spend $3,000!! Show me this woman now!

Warabie: *sigh*........

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Candi: so how many schools accepted you?

Fugue: all of them so far! I even have one offering me a full ride scholarship! But it isn't my dream school.... I'm still waiting for Brackish to contact me

Candi: well keep your options open sweetie. You have a lot of opportunities

Vinny: yeah I never went to college. I went to trade school. . You can learn a lot. Carpentry, electricity, and plumbing. I went there for welding. They need a lot of welders

Shimi: which one of you is Candi! Is it you?

Candi: can I help you with something.......are you Shimi Octavius?!.. Oh my cod my mom loves you we've seen all you movies!

Shimi: oh hehe...thank you I'm very flattered. Did my son get you pregnant?

Warabie: DAD! OH MY COD!

Candi: Ha! Him?!....hahahahahahaaaaa...... I'm sorry that was a little mean..hehe ...no ....no .... No, I'm married.... it belongs to him..... I do appreciate the crib he bought me though

Shimi: hmmm.... alright.........

Warabie: Great! we can go home

Oshi: oh You're glowing honey. How far along are you?

Candi: oh I'm 4 months or so. 3 three more left hahaha..*sigh*...

Oshi: well I can tell you from experience those 3 months go by fast.

Candi: oh I know.......this one actually isn't my first one....

Oshi: really?

Candi: oh yeah and I have one at home. He's five going to be the oldest soon

Oshi: my oldest is 37

Candi: no.......you look so good!

Oshi: thank you...... You know we age gracefully

Candi: we really do. I think that's one of the benefits of living underground for so long..... and we actually know how to use sunscreen.

Oshi: hahahahaha....... warabie she seems really nice. Why don't you try to-

Warabie: mom! She just said that she's married! Can we just go home?! You've already humiliated me and you've made my roommate uncountable. Let's just go!!

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Shimi: ..............

Warabie:................... All right so everything's cleared up good bye

Shimi: when will you learn that you cannot just throw money willy-nilly like that? I honestly thought that this would teach you to be mindful with money and know the value of hard work. Apparently I was wrong

Warabie: ugh..... Dad I am fine. All right I pay my rent, I pay my utilities, I pay Fair share with streaming services and Wi-Fi. Why are you still on my ass?

Shimi: I am on your "ass" because even though you do all those things, it still feels like you don't know the value of a dollar and you still rely on us for financial support. People who actually have to worry about rent and utilities Don't spend $3,000 on a crib.... You could have chosen something cheaper You could have bought her something less expensive like clothes or toys. Something reasonable yet and still you decided to buy something that would be for an average person working out of your price range.

Warabie: so! Big deal I can afford it.

Shimi: and that's the problem. You can afford it but what if one day you can't afford it what are you going to do if that happens. Are you prepared to live an uncomfortable life? Are you prepared to not have everything you want and get everything you want just by opening your wallet?

Warabie:...................

Shimi: I'm not doing this to be mean warabie. I worry about you...... . Sometimes I feel like I failed you as a father........

Warabie: so you think I'm a failure?

Shimi: I never said that........

Warabie:.............

Shimi: warabie............. I just want the best for you and I want you to not rely on us all the time..... I want you to be independent, actually independent.

Warabie:hfff

Shimi: when you and mahi lived together the first time.

Warabie: dad please don't bring that up-

Shimi: when you two have that falling out, you left them on their own. They had to support themselves on their own, They got a job on their own they didn't get any help and look at them now. In school and in a higher job position If they can achieve that without any parental help, I'm sure you can do that too. I know you can do that son. I know I'm hard on you but I

Warabie: alright I get it........

Shimi: okay all right. I'm glad you understand. Then you'll probably understand why you're going to krillarney next month.

Warabie: what?

Shimi: yep I called your little brand mate's father and he'll gladly take you in to help with farm work

Warabie: are you fucking kidding me?!

Oshi: warabie!

Shimi: nope. You're going to work on the farm for one month. Do hard labor and actually earn a living and maybe learn some skills to

Warabie: what uh... I can't! who's going to pay part of my rent and utilities and everything if I'm not at my job?

Shimi: oh you'll pay it. With the money you earn at the farm. I just hope you earn enough to pay your fair share.

Warabie:..................I can't believe this! Are you serious? What if I don't go?!

Shimi: well then you can say goodbye to your credit card and your savings account and your checking account cuz we will have full control of all of it

Warabie:.........................

Shimi: your choice

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Neta: The whole month Cirrina! You skipped for the whole month!

Cirrina: I only did it on Fridays I don't see what the problem is.

Neta: it becomes a problem when it starts affecting your grades. I can understand 1 day but 4 days! Cirrina you should know better!... I'm very disappointed

Cirrina: so what. I do what I'm supposed to. I take my tests, I practice for band, I go to turf war practice. I do everything just fine and nothing has been affected.

Neta: your grade dropped to a D in social science You missed several tests

Cirrina:oh

Neta: *sigh*......... Crab Cakes......... I emailed The principal and ...... fortunately she's not that smart. I lied and told her that you had to go to swim practice

Cirrina: inkfish aren't allowed on the swim team

Neta: I told you she's not smart.....your teacher on the other hand is very smart and but he likes you so he's allowing you to do some work over the summer to bring your grade up.

Cirrina: I have to go to summer school!?

Neta: No, you don't have to and you're lucky you don't but he does want you to write a five-page essay. On anything any subject matter doesn't matter. You just need to write five pages.

Cirrina: That's it? I can do that in my sleep.

Neta: Wait. wait I'm not finished...... You're grounded for........... 3 weeks..... That means no going out with your friends on weekends or after school. No turf war unless it involves practice with your team is that clear?

Cirrina: ugh fine I don't care.

Neta:.......ok......um..... unfortunately I will not be able to give you the passes for the music festival.

Cirrina: those weren't for me. Those were for Mahi I promise them passes if they didn't snitch on me for skipping

Neta:.........................................ok... I'll deal with that later..... you know what? You know that ink fast concert you wanted to go to? Yeah I'm not getting you tickets or meet and greet passes

Cirrina: so I'm not allowed to go?! You said if I passed my algebra exam I could go!!

Neta: oh you're still allowed to go. I'm just not going to buy you the tickets. You're free to buy them yourself ..... let's see they're selling around ehhhhh $600

Cirrina: That's not fair I don't have any money!!

Neta: maybe during the summer you can get a job. Hey you can work with me maybe you can learn some responsibility. doesn't that sound fun?

Cirrina: ew Cod no!! I don't want to work with you or your grody employees!!

Neta: well I guess you're not going to the concert oh well it gives you more time to write your essay.

Cirrina: daddy please you promised meeee!!!

Neta: no Cirrina I'm sorry You need to learn this lesson!! You can't get away with everything I have to put my foot down on this. If you can find a way to go you can go but if you can't I'm sorry

Cirrina: that's not fair!!!

Neta: Go to your room.... Your punishment starts now.

Cirrina: ..I HATE YOU!.(SLAM)

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Neta:.....….........................she hates me

Ikkan: she doesn't hate you... She's just not used to not getting what she wants.... Do you want me to talk to her?

Neta: please.

Ikkan: (knock)... Cirrina....(Knock)........hey .. are you okay?

Cirrina:....*sniff*.....go away......

Ikkan: come on Cici don't be that way.... come here

Cirrina: *crying*... it's not fair

Ikkan: Cirrina You know you can't get away with everything....

Cirrina:........

Ikkan: I get it. I know you guys talked about it and he promised you but you need to understand that he's not doing this to hurt you or to wrong you in any way. Actions have consequences sweetie you know that

Cirrina: .................. I know.

Ikkan:.... You don't hate your dad do you?

Cirrina: no

Ikkan: no...no you don't....... ..I think I have a better punishment for you........ and maybe it could help you get your tickets to your little concert.

Cirrina:............

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Neta: on a farm? in krillarney?...... In another country?

Ikkan: I'll be with her, along with her grandfather.., and Warabie........It'll be a great subject to write her essay..... it'll be good for her she'll have fun

Neta:..... I have to think about that....... why is warabie going to be there?

Ikkan: hehehehe I didn't tell you?...hahahahaha.... It's really funny.. his parents thought he got someone preg- hm hi Cici

Cirrina:..............I'm sorry I skipped school and I'm sorry I said that I hate you dad. I don't hate you I love you

Neta: I love you too crab cakes...aww..[kiss]

Cirrina: so I'm not grounded anymore?

Neta: you're still grounded baby

Cirrina: damn I tried... still love you tho

Neta: awwww.....

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Mahi: krillarney?? Isn't that like where they grow corn and raise manatees??

Warabie: yeah

Mahi: You got to stay there for a month?

Warabie: yeah..

Mahi: hehehe

Warabie: It's not funny Mahi stop

Mahi: you're right I'm sorry it's not funny

Warabie: .you want my tidal wave pass? I can't go to the music festival

Mahi: oh nice..... ....

Neta: here's your music festival passes Cirrina promised..... I don't appreciate you black mailing my daughter Mahi.

Mahi: I'm sorry it won't happen again boss thanks for the passes I got to go byeeeeeee

Neta: hum

Text

Mahi: hey babe you want to go to the tidal wave music festival?

Mizole: no

Mahi: are you still mad they didn't ask you to perform

Mizole: I don't care if they don't want my band to play

Mahi: ok I just got 3 passes so if you want to join me you can

Mizole: no

Mahi: :(

Mizole: fine

Mahi: :)

Mahi is the only one who got away with their actions and learned nothing from it good for them @fish-at-fish-fish-resort

[halfdeadwallfly]

big excited vent below! good news, i think, that i have been dwelling on and need to get out somewhere haha

tl;dr - i'm co music director in training for my acappella group now :)

this morning i officially signed up to run for co- music director of my acappella group, since our current md's are graduating. anyway this is like basically my dream thing to do, i love directing, and i already have so many ideas for our music, but also, it kind of just hit me that this is now actually something that has been voiced out loud and is. . actually going to happen, and that's veryy scary. like it's not 100% ofc but it's just me and one other guy, and we need two md's, so like. it's basically set. and i'm soo excited but also like really scared, bc i have experience directing in high school, and let me tell you, that shit sucked. no one took me seriously, and even the few days where i directed and taught were so draining. and the group i'm with now is definitely kinder, but i'm also a freshman, and even i feel like there's something at the very least annoying about me trying to put myself into a place of authority, if that makes sense. it was bad enough in high school when i was a senior leading other students. now i'm going to be a freshman, and eventually a sophomore when i really start, leading a group with juniors and seniors, not just other students (well yes students) but also real adults. like there are 21 and 22 year olds in this group like college students but also literal. literal adults. ik technically i'm an adult. but like, hardly lmao. and i do not feel like it's my place to be telling these older people what to do. even though i really want this position, and basically nobody else is going for it. i don't knowwww ahsdfhhh. i did get a vote of confidence that i think (?) was genuine from the current md's, so that's good. i just really really really hope this goes well. i'm excited! and hopefully people will be kinder than they were in high school lol. and! and! if they don't want me as an md, to just vote to have the one instead of two! bc really i'd rather that than to get voted in by default you know. ach. i'm so scared for this. but i love to sing. and i love to direct. genuinely, one of my favorite things, just to listen to an ensemble, and to have ideas and to grow and to shape the sound. there is a litany of holy shit oh my god oh no fuck oh my god just. running. in my head. since at least dinner. several hours. and anyway. this is going to be.... well it's going to be whatever it is. shit. jeez. anyway i'm already thinking about next year lmao, god if i make it to then, i'm going to be helping run auditions. grr. anyway i would apologize for a lengthy paragraph but you know this is my blog and no one's obliged to follow me or to read what i post so. shrug. i feel strange.

[sometimesanalice]

WHEN I SAY THIS FIC DID A NUMBER ON ME I MEAN ITTTT! I am so incredibly invested in the three of them! Can you hear me yodeling on the breeze about the dynamics? Because I am.

Like the SMUT and the FEELINGS and the DIALOGUE! (look I haven’t even started the reblog yet and my all-caps have been activated. this woogirl has no chill)

the threesomeissance is here and I am thriving

More for you below!

“Anyone would want to sleep with me. I’m the most fuckable person in this room. Ask anyone.” - plsss the fact this this is how you choose to start the fic? so many chefs kisses 

Honestly, you can't even remember who made the comment that got him so worked up, so defensive over his own sex appeal...Maybe Rooster, actually probably Rooster.- ok but the sound I made because this is so amusingly on brand

overgrown ferret on his upper lip.- shots have been fired, but also the inner commentary is giving me life

You'd gotten a call from the Domino's driver to come down and grab the pizzas from the front door before Hangman could ask whatever pointed – and alarmingly observant – question had popped into his scheming brain. -this poor girl, no good deed goes unpunished (but also, thank god he was set on causing chaos because BOY did it pay off)

"Fine. Hit me with your best shot, Hangman."/Fire away and all that.- YOUR MIND. I legitimately giggled when I read this the first time, and did it again when I reread it.

Rooster absolutely crows with laughter as Hangman goes into a full control-alt-delete shut down and reboot, blankly staring at you with disbelieving eyes and a slack jaw. - I can literally see it and there’s so much blinking happening as the 404 error plays across his eyes

You glance over at Phoenix, who is regarding both of them with a smug smirk. You don't dare look at Bob right now.- I love this moment, because she has her secret with Phoenix, but then she also has a little secret all to herself.

You smile, radiant and knowing, with a “Follow up questions aren’t part of the game, Hangman,”- I love her for this because I know this is going to keep him up for dayyssssssss

"Am I allowed to ask a follow question?" A nod, and Phoenix looks kind of self-satisfied. Kind of smug. "Did you mean it? Or were you just kicking the chair out from under Hangman? Because..." She lowers her voice, all smoke and velvet. "I had fun with you before. Just us." - the DECADENT LAYERS HERE! I love that Phoenix gets to be smug because their history is something that they’ve kept for themselves. But also, like the inquiry of if she was being serious or not. Like was it a one time thing or was that door still open for more. But also, the prequel I BEG (zero pressure begging, but also I’ll give you a kidney. lmk it’s yours)

Phoenix leans in more, brushing the shell of your ear in a puff of warm breath. "Meet me in my room in 20 minutes."/Her canine grazes your earlobe for a brief second./You blink, dazed, and Phoenix is already walking away.- and this is where I too start to get dazed because GOOD LORD

What about Bob? is the question on the tip of your tongue, but obviously, you can't call that out in this room. He is still here somewhere. - THAT THIS IS HER FIRST THOUGHT HAS ME SCREAMING. and plssss she knows EXACTLY where he is, i just know it

A little over 20 minutes later, Phoenix has your wrists pinned down on her soft sheets, nudging under your chin with her slender nose in search of the sensitive spot on the side of your neck. - the woman works QUICK 😮‍💨

"You said 30 minutes, right? Should I – I can come back. We can catch up another time."/Despite the words, Bob doesn't move. He looks down, cheeks pink and flushed, but doesn't move.- important things I need to know, did him and Phoenix also have a casual thing??!! INVESTED I AM INVESTED

electric blue bra and underwear set that looks downright radiant against her dark hair.- I am watching Fubar and I knowwww

"You want him here, don't you, angel?"/"You told me before," Phoenix prompts. "Tell him." - I love that Phoenix clearly has a good relationship with both of them enough that she can be bossy for the greater good in a way that is still very gentle. Like she *knows* but she doesn’t want to push too hard, just the right amount.

He's always felt a little out of reach, so damn nice. You didn’t want to freak him out – or worse, offend him with a casual invitation to very casually fuck your brains out and maybe, let you suck his cock before or afterward./You’re not picky. Whatever works for him.- ANOTHER DECADENT LAYER! Her knowing that she’s into him, but not being able to read him because he is an angel gem. but also she’s so fucking real for this. “whatever works for him” plsssss

but you're not so fooled. She's giving him a moment alone with you....He coughs into his elbow, messing with his lenses, which are fogging every so slightly. "I do. You're very pretty and nice, and I've... I mean, I do want you."- I am so soft for this whole section, I love this so much. Phoenix giving them a moment together so that they can get on an equal playing field with each other. just gentle admissions of genuine interest, i loved it

You must really want us," Phoenix murmurs, warm against your ear, licking the sensitive patch of your neck again. "Come here, Bob."- its the *US* for me here, its such a lovely, thoughtful, and hot moment. because Bob isn’t just a supporting player for either one of them

She pulls you back from him with a hand around your throat – squeezing once, hard enough to make you feel light all over – and puts her glistening fingers in his open mouth./His moan makes you even wetter.- okokokokokokokokokok

"He believes me now." - THE FACT THEY BOTH SENSED IT I CANNOT

You knew Phoenix was good in bed./You had a feeling about Bob./Together?/You were absolutely and without a shadow of a doubt right.- BLESSSSSSSS LOVE THIS FOR HER

"Six months? You've only been here for like six months."/You cut in, "And I wanted to suck your cock the whole damn time. Any other questions?"/He audibly swallowed, and Phoenix grinned.- THIS IS ME YODELING ABOUT THEIR DYNAMICS NOW FFS THE CHEMISTRY THE CONNECTION THE BANTER I LOVE IT ALL

"She's so fucking wet for you, Bob. Jesus Christ," Phoenix moans. A wet kiss is pressed into the curve of your shoulder, against the nape of your neck. "Should I make her come?" /God... and Phoenix says it like, What do you think, Bob? Am I clear? Should I take the shot?, in the same voice from the air. Asking him to weigh the pros and cons. Deferring to his decision.- MORE AND MORE DECADENT LAYERS! Like the essence of degradation (but also not?) here as P&B communicate in a way that they can as partners who depend on each other to keep one another alive. I just. It’s hot hot hot but also so meaningful? They have their own connection, and they’re still on the same page together even in this new territory. (albeit a very sexy territory, lol)

You would breathe a sigh of relief when Bob nods, except for... well, obvious reasons.- I need an ice water. or some holy water. or an ice cold holy water ffs

"I could edge her for you. Make her wait to come on your cock."/God, Phoenix can be mean in bed. You'd almost forgotten./You kind of hate her for it right now.(You really don't.)- MA’AM I HAVE NO WORDS blesssssssssss

"So Bob seems to like that idea," Phoenix observes, almost conspiratorially.- I love that they’re having FUN. l love the banter and the little moments in between the spicy bits, it just makes it all so good!

"Fuck," Bob breathes again./You've never heard him curse so much, not even in actual missions.- ALL THE LITTLE ASIDES OF HOW THEY KNOW EACH OTHER AND HOW WELL THEY HAVE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION TO ONE ANOTHER I CANNNNOOOOTTTTTTT

You melt at the praise- I would too tbh

oh god, so good, oh god.- oh look, it’s me yelling about this fic and how stunning it is

Holy shit maybe./We should definitely do that again even- I AGREE I LOVE THEM ALL AND I AM INVESTED IN THIS THROUPLE I EVEN WANT TO SEE THEM GROCERY SHOPPING

Wetness dampens the sheets underneath you, and Phoenix licks the cum that drips down your legs, some yours, some Bob's, and kisses you right on the mouth. - and I’ll need another 3-5 business days to recover after rereading this bit phhheeeewwwwwwww

You definitely mean to get your clothes and pee and everything after, but Bob is warm against your side. He nuzzles into the crook of your neck and passes out with an arm across your chest./Phoenix is the first one to leave the bed and even then, only to put on a quieter record and go right back.- THE SOFT SOFT INTIMACY OF IT ALL! like my heart cannot take thisssss. i am already in a weakened stateeee

I need a life alert because I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. I’d sue for emotional distress, but I’m so fucking obsessed with this all. Amelia, this was clearly spicy as shit (and OOF in the best way) but the lovely layers and the DYNAMICSSSSSS! So so stunning how you cultivated their relationship. I am so hooked.

supernova

synopsis: in a game of truth or dare, you reveal your dream threesome.

pairings: natasha trace x fem!reader x bob floyd

warnings: minors dni (18+) i am so serious, explicit smut, which includes... f/f/m threesome, oral sex, unprotected sex, blink and miss it choking, sort of dom phoenix, edging, cum eating, orgasm denial, overstimulation... and like, swearing lmao (wc: 3.2K)

notes: a little something something for my fellow bisexuals during pride month 🌈 and yes, i defeated awful writer's block with horniness and so can you 💖

much love to @sushiwriterhere @theharddeck @sometimesanalice and @roosterbruiser for letting me bounce many depraved thoughts off of them and i'm summoning a few people who might be interested: @princessphilly @seresinsweetie @rhettabbotts @lewmagoo @bradshawsbitch @i-wanna-be-your-muse @sebsxphia and also no one look at me

“Anyone would want to sleep with me. I’m the most fuckable person in this room. Ask anyone.”  

"What's Hangman so up in arms about now?" Phoenix asks, sounding unimpressed. She leans against the pool cue, waiting for Fanboy to make his shot, and cracks her knuckles with one hand.

You shrug. "Who knows."

Honestly, you can't even remember who made the comment that got him so worked up, so defensive over his own sex appeal. His general fuckability – which as a side note, you're pretty sure is not a real word.

Maybe Rooster, actually probably Rooster.

Regardless, Hangman has decided to make them all suffer the consequences, going on and on and on.

"Fine," Rooster manages, choking down a laugh, almost always given away in the unmistakable twitching of the overgrown ferret on his upper lip. "Go ahead. Ask anyone then, Hangman. This will be good."

You are minding your own goddamn business in the corner of the common room, sipping a canned red wine that isn't half bad for the price. It is sweet, a little bubbly, pleasant.

You press your lips against the cool edge and are in the middle of a sip when Hangman catches your eye, a sharklike gleam in his green eyes.

Is it worse to make eye contact or break it? Is that bears or sharks who see it as a challenge?

And in truth, Hangman is neither. He's more or less harmless with a sometimes sharp bite.

You lower the can, slow and suspicious, narrowing your eyes at him with a raised brow. “Can I help you, Hangman?”  

Smirking, Hangman drawls, “You owe me a truth from earlier, ain't that right? You ran out on the game before I could get my question out."

You roll out a red carpet of curses in your brain and swallow another mouthful of the sweet red wine.

You'd gotten a call from the Domino's driver to come down and grab the pizzas from the front door before Hangman could ask whatever pointed – and alarmingly observant – question had popped into his scheming brain.

Everyone else has forgotten the game with some pizza in their stomach and a basketball game on the big screen, but clearly, Hangman has a good memory. Bastard. 

"Fine. Hit me with your best shot, Hangman."

Fire away and all that.

His canines are gleaming white. "Who would you most want to have sex with in this room? No, wait, I should give everyone a fair chance of selection. Pick two."

"Together? Or separate?"

His brows raise, and Hangman's smirk deepens. "Well, damn. Someone's a little adventurous." Your eyes are practically slits now, staring him down. "Together. Who would you have a threesome with in this room? And unfortunately, no, I don't have a twin."

“My nightmare,” Phoenix mutters, and Fanboy shakes with silent laughter.

“Hmmm…” 

An answer had popped into your head the second that Hangman asked, but in the name of suspense, you pretend to mull it over and really contemplate.

You look around the room. Halo and Fritz are on the sagging couch with Yale and Harvard in the opposite chairs, watching the game too closely to overhear this cursed conversation.

Bob and Fanboy are strategizing in the corner, but Bob is definitely listening. His shoulders don't look quite natural.

Across the pool table, Payback shows you his wedding band with a faux scolding expression. You grin.

“I guess I'd have to pick... Phoenix and Bob."

Rooster absolutely crows with laughter as Hangman goes into a full control-alt-delete shut down and reboot, blankly staring at you with disbelieving eyes and a slack jaw.

Someone should commemorate this moment. Add it to one of the frames in the Ready Room. 

"Are you malfunctioning?" You drain the rest of the wine and drop the can into the nearest recycling bin. "You know I'm bisexual, right, Hangman?"

"But Phoenix and Bob?" Hangman splutters, as if recovering from an ordeal with a capital O. "I need the reason. Why would you pick them?"

You glance over at Phoenix, who is regarding both of them with a smug smirk. You don't dare look at Bob right now.

You smile, radiant and knowing, with a “Follow up questions aren’t part of the game, Hangman,” and breeze across the room for another can of wine, patting him on the shoulder.

"So..."

Five or so minutes later, Phoenix sidles up to you and sits on the arm of your chair, ignoring the perfectly good and empty chair in the corner. Her boot brushes against your leg.

She leans in, and Phoenix's familiar vanilla and amber scent washes over you.

"Am I allowed to ask a follow question?" A nod, and Phoenix looks kind of self-satisfied. Kind of smug. "Did you mean it? Or were you just kicking the chair out from under Hangman? Because..." She lowers her voice, all smoke and velvet. "I had fun with you before. Just us."

"Both..." You pause. "I kind of wanted to knock him on his ass, but also, I was very much serious."

Her smile widens, and Phoenix leans in more, brushing the shell of your ear in a puff of warm breath. "Meet me in my room in 20 minutes."

Her canine grazes your earlobe for a brief second.

You blink, dazed, and Phoenix is already walking away.

"What about...?"

What about Bob? is the question on the tip of your tongue, but obviously, you can't call that out in this room. He is still here somewhere.

She looks over her shoulder, dark eyes warm with want and promise, and mouths, "20," with a wink.

A little over 20 minutes later, Phoenix has your wrists pinned down on her soft sheets, nudging under your chin with her slender nose in search of the sensitive spot on the side of your neck.

Her bottom lip drags against it.

You bite down on a moan, and in retaliation, Phoenix bites the spot harder.

"I want to hear you," Phoenix murmurs, an order wrapped in a pretty bow. "You sound so pretty, angel."

She kisses you again and sucks your bottom lip between hers, making it impossible to bite down on.

And with intent, Phoenix slides a smooth thigh between your legs, dragging her knee against the red flash of fabric that covers your cunt and grinds down.

"Come on. Let me hear you."

A drawn out moan escapes your mouth, and right then, Bob walks in.

He closes the door behind him, oblivious, and then, spots you both and freezes.

"Phoenix?" Bob manages, sounding uncertain. His eyes are wide and blue behind the wire frames. "You said 30 minutes, right? Should I – I can come back. We can catch up another time."

Despite the words, Bob doesn't move. He looks down, cheeks pink and flushed, but doesn't move.

"Don't worry, Bob." Phoenix releases your arms and climbs over the edge of the mattress with a smile. Walks over to him in an electric blue bra and underwear set that looks downright radiant against her dark hair. 

She looks like a goddess. 

"You want him here, don't you, angel?"

She circles behind him, sliding the plaid button-down shirt from his broad shoulders. It crumples to the carpet without resistance as Bob raises his chin and meets your eyes.

"You told me before," Phoenix prompts. "Tell him."

He is watching you, waiting on your answer with bated breath.

A long breath releases from your mouth. 

You push up on your elbows, then your knees, wanting to see him more clearly.

“Earlier with Hangman… I wasn't kidding when I said I wanted both of you. I want you – both of you – to fuck me."

His Adam’s apple moves as Bob swallows, sudden and hard.

He looks surprised. He shouldn't be.

He's always felt a little out of reach, so damn nice. You didn’t want to freak him out – or worse, offend him with a casual invitation to very casually fuck your brains out and maybe, let you suck his cock before or afterward.

You’re not picky. Whatever works for him.

You were pretty sure Bob was at least a little interested, but now... Bob only stares.

Phoenix gives him a gentle push and strolls over to the record player. She looks casual and languid, flipping through the records, but you're not so fooled. She's giving him a moment alone with you.

"Phoenix and I have... before, but I want you as much as I want her. Do you want me? is the only question, I guess."

He coughs into his elbow, messing with his lenses, which are fogging every so slightly. "I do. You're very pretty and nice, and I've... I mean, I do want you."

A smile dimples your cheek. "Oh, I'm pretty and nice, am I?"

"Shut up," Bob mutters under his breath with a slight smile. His ears are a little red.

You reach out and pull him closer to the mattress, pulling until Bob has to plant a knee on the edge to keep his balance. He watches you with wide eyes and says your name in a rush of breath – like a sharp wind over the ocean – and leans in, gravitating.

He cups your chin, slow and careful, pulling you in for a slow kiss that fizzles in your bloodstream like champagne. He is still giving you ample time to pull back and change your mind.

You deepen the kiss, even as Bob holds back.

You're still not sure Bob believes you.

Music swells from the corner, slow and sultry and sensual, as Phoenix settles behind you. She unlatches your bra and pushes it from your shoulders, running her fingers in soothing circles over the muscles.

She reaches between you and him, moving to cup your breasts, but at the last second, Phoenix skims her hand down the curve of your stomach and down and down, dipping under the waistband of your panties.

Clever fingers glide through your wetness, glancing off your clit in a tease that makes you whimper into Bob's mouth. A satisfied hum vibrates your back.

"So wet already, darling. We haven't done anything other than kiss you. You must really want us," Phoenix murmurs, warm against your ear, licking the sensitive patch of your neck again. "Come here, Bob."

She pulls you back from him with a hand around your throat – squeezing once, hard enough to make you feel light all over – and puts her glistening fingers in his open mouth.

His moan makes you even wetter.

You watch, breathless, as Bob closes his eyes and licks your taste from her fingers. His pupils are blown, eyes almost black, when Bob opens his eyes again.

His groan against your mouth is a rough sound, drawn out and unrepentant. He kisses you like religion, like a prayer.

Phoenix's voice is smug in your ear. "He believes me now."

You've been paired with Bob and Phoenix on enough exercises to know that the Naval aviators are an unstoppable pair in the air, cutting through the skies with grace and precision.

You'd imagined – more than once – that Bob and Phoenix would be an unstoppable pair in the bedroom as well. Sue you, okay? Who wouldn't?

Phoenix had been a force on her own, pinning you down and making your thighs shake over her shoulders; coaxing you to the edge and kicking you over without warning with a razor sharp smile that bordered on mean.

Bob always seemed so quiet. Seemed so unassuming.

But Bob dated, and on the one and only occasion the WSO brought a date back to the shared apartment complex, all of the Daggers had heard about the dying cat sounds that'd been loud enough to bleed through the walls. Hangman had been relentless.

You were seemingly the only one who could put the admittedly horrendous moaning aside and remember the other sounds.

(Oh, oh, Bob, oh, Bob. Fuck me. So good.)

You knew Phoenix was good in bed.

You had a feeling about Bob.

Together?

You were absolutely and without a shadow of a doubt right.

Phoenix is in the backseat for once but never ever on the sidelines. She seems to sense that the WSO might still need more reassurance, might need some control to feel wanted here.

She focuses on you, nibbling your neck and pinching your aching nipples, as Bob rests on the red and orange pillows, watching you swallow his cock, mesmerized.

You pull back, keeping him half in your mouth and circling his base with your hands, and run your tongue along the sensitive underside of him.

He bobs in your mouth, letting out a rough curse.

"Are you sure?" Bob had asked before, stilling the hands that were reaching for his zipper, running a thumb across the veins at the base of your wrist. "We can start with something else. I don't want you to feel pressure."

"Positive. I've wanted to suck your cock for about six months now."

He blinked, looking even more owlish with his glasses on the nightstand. "Six months? You've only been here for like six months."

You cut in, "And I wanted to suck your cock the whole damn time. Any other questions?"

He audibly swallowed, and Phoenix grinned.

You could easily get lost in him – lose minutes, even hours with the weight of him on your tongue and the sound of his broken moans in your ears – but Phoenix is too impatient to let that happen.

She nudges your soaked underwear to the side and pushes one, two, three of her fingers inside of you. You're wet enough that Phoenix doesn't meet any resistance.

"She's so fucking wet for you, Bob. Jesus Christ," Phoenix moans. A wet kiss is pressed into the curve of your shoulder, against the nape of your neck. "Should I make her come?"

God... and Phoenix says it like, What do you think, Bob? Am I clear? Should I take the shot?, in the same voice from the air. Asking him to weigh the pros and cons. Deferring to his decision.

You'll never be able to be paired with them on a drill again and not remember.

You would breathe a sigh of relief when Bob nods, except for... well, obvious reasons. You swallow around him, and Bob leaks against the back of your throat.

You're already aching, and Phoenix is pressing the heel of her palm against your clit. Pleasure is building in the pit of your stomach, and you need, you need, you –

"Or..." Phoenix drawls, easing up on the pressure, all casual and unaffected. She works you open, steady and constant, pinching the thigh that tries to rock you against her hand. "I could edge her for you. Make her wait to come on your cock."

God, Phoenix can be mean in bed. You'd almost forgotten.

You kind of hate her for it right now.

(You really don't.)

You whimper around Bob's cock and clench around Phoenix's fingers at the same time, digging your nails into the pale skin of Bob's muscular thighs, already bruised with a small love bite from earlier.

An abrupt fuck spills from Bob's bitten lips.

He pulls out of your mouth without warning, squeezing a hand around his base and screwing his eyes closed to keep from coming right then and there.

"Jesus Christ, Phoenix."

"So Bob seems to like that idea," Phoenix observes, almost conspiratorially. Her fingers catch your chin. "What about you, pretty girl? You want to come now or on Bob's cock?"

You are a little out of breath but no less certain.

"Do I even have to answer that?"

As a reward, Phoenix slips her tongue in your mouth and starts all over again, ever careful to pull back at the exact right moment when your breaths are short and your gaze is glassy and unfocused.

You are shaking and warm all over when Phoenix is satisfied, running her fingers through the arousal that slicks the inside of your thighs, underwear long discarded on the floor somewhere now.

"Can I..."

You are on your back now, and Bob leans over and sucks your nipples in his mouth. You lose focus, running your fingers over the hard length of him, smearing his pre-cum over the head.

"Can you what?" Phoenix prompts, ghosting a knuckle over your swollen clit. You quiver.

"I want to eat you out. Didn't get to do that last time, remember?"

You seize Bob's shoulder, keeping him pressed against your chest, and Bob makes a pleased sound, content to lavish your breasts with licks and nibbles right now.

You continue, "I want to eat you out while Bob fucks me."

"Well," Phoenix replies, breezily, brushing her hair over her shoulder and bends to suck on your other nipple. "We can probably make that work."

"Fuck," Bob breathes again.

You've never heard him curse so much, not even in actual missions.

A content sigh pushes everything else from your brain.

You lick at Phoenix again, licking a stripe up the center of her cunt, drowning in the warmth and silk, as Bob pushes into you from behind, bare and hard and so goddamn big.

Fuck is right.

"God..." Bob moans against your damp skin, pulling out and easing back in again. His accent comes out in bits and pieces, smoothing the edges from his words. "Feel so good. S'good for me. So good for us, darlin'."

You melt at the praise and nuzzle deeper into Phoenix with a sigh of pleasure, circling her clit with a content hum that makes her breath go all uneven and shuddering.

Satisfaction slides down your spine, warm and consuming.

You could stay here for hours between them. You would.

She's quick to instruct and correct, but once you're in a rhythm with your fingers hooked inside, Phoenix is nothing but moans and sighs and oh god, so good, oh god.

She comes in your mouth with a sharp gasp and rolls out from under you, which leaves Bob with enough room to double his efforts now.

He presses praise against your neck, circling his fingers around your clit with precision and attention; urging you to come for him with gentle pleas and deep thrusts and blissfully, a well-placed palm against your aching cunt.

You shatter around him as Bob spills inside of you.

Oh my god are the only words that are forming in your head right now. You want to say something else.

Holy shit maybe.

We should definitely do that again even.

But Phoenix doesn't give you even a second of peace.

"You're a mess, angel," Phoenix comments, light and almost mocking. She spreads your legs wide and looks you over. "Let me."

You expect Phoenix to wipe you down, but instead, Natasha presses her mouth against your sensitive cunt.

Stars erupt in your vision. Galaxies.

She licks and licks every inch of you, holding down your shaking legs, until you come again, damn near crying from the overstimulation, shuddering.

Wetness dampens the sheets underneath you, and Phoenix licks the cum that drips down your legs, some yours, some Bob's, and kisses you right on the mouth.

You definitely mean to get your clothes and pee and everything after, but Bob is warm against your side. He nuzzles into the crook of your neck and passes out with an arm across your chest.

Sleep pulls you under soon after.

Phoenix is the first one to leave the bed and even then, only to put on a quieter record and go right back.

note: is she the filthiest smut piece i've ever written? maybe. she's named after red wine supernova by chappell roan, which is so fun and so queer and worth a listen 💖 leave a comment before i regain an ounce of shame.

[seijorhi]

i am a rhi idolizer

you deserve whatever you need and want in life. what do you need from Me?

i am having the hardest of times trying to formulate my thoughts because when I try to comment on something, i just end up reading the whole fic again and again. i have to tell you—oikawa isn’t even my favorite character (it’s kuroo!), but your characterization of him is so utterly brilliant that i come back for more. you already knowwww how i feel about your characterization, but what really stood out to me for this specific fic is how deeply layered everything is? how you were able to present two conflicting emotions, yet weave everything together so seamlessly? oikawa’s duality — how he presents himself as the almost too perfect husband and father all the while having complete control and forcing the reader into a horrible situation. how the reader feels about hatori — both trying her best to care for the boy, but also having those moments where she can’t help but resent him for getting her into this situation in the first place. not to mention her own feelings towards oikawa — recognizing he destroyed her life, but admitting to herself that under all that, she probably loves him too. hating her own daughter; calling her a parasite, but also her child being the reason she has the courage to leave. you’re too much.. you’re too much rhi!! seriously, you’re an actual genius and i hope you’re doing amazing in life. if not, i will personally fight your demons. just lmk.

GRR i just wish she brought hatori along with her. yes, he’s oikawa’s son… and yes, a part of her blames him for all this.. but Also, she knows how oikawa will raise him. how the abuse and isolation wouldn’t stop with her :(( oh poor baby, he really deserves the world. sweet boy

sorry for this long message, i could go much longer but i’ll spare you from my wailing. i love you. thank you so much for writing this and shattering the bar.

p.s. that little hermit crab fact made me giggle and added some warmth into this sadness - 🐦

sorry for the long message, she says, as if this ask isn't sending me to another plane ghfjdkfvhbfjdkls I LOVE YOU!!

also you're just gonna come in and drop the fact that kUROO is your fave?? ma'am?!??! honestly i miss writing for kuroo he was one of my first hq loves, it's been over a year y'all have been so patient over this kuroo drought.

but yeah, this one definitely has a whole lot of mixed emotions. poor reader loves her kids so much but :((

and hatori, okay first of he is the cutest i know i wrote him but he is the most adorable little 2.5 year old and i would fight the world for him. the reader would too. it kills her to leave him behind, but running away on her own is one thing. oikawa can go to the police and file a missing person's report and all the officers would take it Very Seriously (but she's probably just mad at a fight you guys had they're sure she'll be back soon).

running off with his son would be kidnapping, and going to the police with that is a whooole other story. in the meantime though, poor hatori's gonna bear the brunt of oikawa's shall we say 'issues' until he gets his wifey back. sweet bby boy won't be out of his sight for a minute.

also the hermit crab thing?? i don't think y'all realise how often i have to stop myself from dropping stupid weird little facts into all of my fics. i saw this opportunity to share my hermit crab knowledge and was like :)) perfect :)) bhvjfkdlfjhvgjfkdl

but ahh i'm so glad you liked it babe!!! i love you, you're wonderful, i am sending you ALL the kisses <33 enjoy the rest of your weekend my love!

[ollieinoue]

Ollie scoffed. This was the second time someone was shocked that he didn't have a passport. First Milo, now Reina. He shook his head a little bit, eyes rolling just slightly. "I seriously would like to know how much money you think I have? Girl I can't even afford to go on a trip out of state, much less out of the country." The whole world at his fingertips? What a joke. He brought up his phone, because that was a question, how long did it take to get a passport? He assumed it was like a drivers license and like immediate, right? Was that not the case. "Two weeks!" He said, holding up the google response on his phone. "So, just tell me two weeks ahead of time before we go anywhere and it'll be fine." The idea that he was going to be going on any trips that were more spontaneous than that? Was completely (pun not intended) foreign to him.

He scoffed again, leaning his head back and giving a groan. The sort of move a petulant teenager did when their parents were telling them not to do something they already knew. "I knowwww, Mom," Ollie laughed, turning to grin at Reina. "I don't travel across state lines with anything, I'm not going to travel internationally with anything. Although it's on you to find us the goods," he said, wiggling his finger in her direction. Then a thought crossed his mind and he laughed. "You know the end of Monty Python and the Holy Grail when they all get arrested? I hope we all go down like that." Though he thought it should not be them getting arrested but the Dean and Jesse's Dad. "Anyway," Ollie said, in a light tone, "you're being very distracting Reina. I need to study. Please." He teased, of course not really meaning it, but making a show of opening his laptop back up and turning away from her with a wave of his fingers.

"Ollie!" Reina said with a gasp, her jaw falling open. How could someone not have a passport. That was unfathomable to her. "You should get one now, it could be too late to get one when you need it. I mean, what's the turn around time on passports in the U.S.? And I'm sure getting it expedited is extra." She shook her head and clicked her tongue on the roof of her mouth, "Tsk, tsk," She raised her brows. "If you get a passport Ollie, then you have the whole world at your fingertips." Well maybe not the whole world. just wherever people could afford which honestly for her friends she wouldn't mind chipping in for them to go experience life outside their bubble they may have grown up in.

She smirked at him but nodded. Reina placed a hand over his. "I'll be careful, if you promise to be careful too. If you want to avoid jail you can't be bringing any of your products on the trip." She said referring to the drugs she knew he supplied the student body with. She laughed. "No, you're right. All for one and one for all. If one of us goes down we all go down. It's not like they can arrest us all anyway."

[here2bbtstrash]

I AM SO SAD RN😭😭😭 i wrote a looongggg ass feedback fr this time and i clicked on some shit and it VANISHED. JUST LIKE THAT. I WAS SO PROUD 💔💔💔 and now i'll probably forget half of the things i wrote☹️☹️☹️

BUT i'll try my best😜 (i'll write this as if it's the first time)

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NO WHAT THE FUCK HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT. YOONGI YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THIS. WE DIDN'T FUCKING AGREE ON THIS SHIT 😭😭 bro's on drugs or something??? i was so happy when he confessed and now he's like "If I said anything, let's just say I didn't mean it." UMMM EXCUSE ME??

YOONGI YOU DUMB BITCH!!!! SHE WAS READY TO SAY IT BACK💔💔💔

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oh shit and now jimin and y/n will have an argument 🤣🤣🤣 CAN THINGS GET WORSE THAN THAT????

oh wait THINGS GOT FUCKING WORSE❤️

because fuck this shit even jimin is leaving WHY GOD WHY

AIN'T no way she just said that🤗🤗; "A little more notice would've been nice," bro we're not even HALF WAY THROUGH AND SHIT IS ALREADY DOWN

•i am so scared to even read the next word. em what have you done?•

OH THIS TOOK AN UNEXPECTED TURN

having him is a need at this point.

i love jimin

i love jimin

i love jimin

i love jimin

and now i love jungkook☹️☹️ BABY STAR CANDY IS BACK!!!! we all missed this kid my dear y/n 🥺💜 I'M GLAD THEY SORTED THINGS OUTTT!! even though things won't be as they were but at least they talked like grown ups🙏🏼💜

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"I think we should both just focus on work, and stop being so distracted." UMMM I DON'T THINK SO???? CAN YOU JUST STOP IT FOR A SECOND CAUSE I HAD ENOUGH.

ohhhh now i seeee, he thinks he's not enough for her🥺 BABY YOU ARE YOU JUST HAVE TO WAKE UP CAUSE I'M DYING HERE!!!!

"I think you told the truth for once in your life, without this weird 'I don't care about anything' veneer and it fucking terrified you." DAMN GET IT GIRL

"I guess you jusy tell everyone about the time you almost jumped off a bridge?" OH SHIT NO PLEASE DON'T GET IT I TAKE IT BACK😭😭😭😭 y/n my dear friend i'm tired.

•i am so scared to even read the next word. em what have you done?•PT2

"I am not somebody you want to be with. At all." YOONGI STOP UNDERESTIMATING YOURSELF PLEASSEEE YOU'RE SO PERFECT I'M GONNA CRY THEN DIE

"We hooked up a few times," "That's all. It didn't mean anything. And it's over now." noooo🥺🥺 DON'T DO THIS AGAIN!!!

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and now for the panic attack!💔💔 it's so sad ☹️☹️ and the way you described it made it even sadder😔 you did a fucking great job describing this scene babe💜💔 i actually started crying..

PS. i was writing this yesterday with tears all over my face.

and the fact that jungkook helped her.. GOD I NEED A JUNGKOOK I'M DYING

wait he used to have them? HE STILL DOES?💔💔💔💔💔

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"It should have been you, Baby Goth." UMMMMMMMMM PLEASE NO

annnnnnd he left.

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"Extending a cup of coffee to Yoongi on your first day." DAMN THAT'S WHERE EVERYTHING STARTED!!!!

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WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING ALL OF A SUDDEN????? she has to though ☹️ to move on and take a new path💔 it's just hard WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I AM THE ONE WHO'S LEAVING????

and the boss is so sweet too like??😭 i wish my boss were like him fr🤣 #stan_theboss

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WHEN I BELIEVE THAT JUNGKOOK CAN'T BE NICER HE GOES AND THROWS HER A PARTY??🥺🥺🥺 now where can i find someone like him? IN HEAVEN????

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OH GOD YOONGI IS HERE!! PLEASE DO SOMETHING I'M BEGGING💔💔💔

he did not do a single shit 🤗 baby what does "I just want to be happy." mean when you're not around???😭😭

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she said her goodbyes to jk😭😭💔

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"Yoongi doesn't stop you. So you go." OUCH THAT HURT SO BAD??????😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 YOONGI PLEASEEEEE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKK

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ain't no way.

first of all i can't believe i wrote my feedback again😭 i just knowwww the first one was cooler😭 what makes a

feedback cool though?😂😂😂

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ANYWAYS😜 the beginning.. WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED 💔💔 my heart broke into a million pieces!! i don't know if i was upset because he acted like he didn't mean it or because of the fact that he thinks he's not enough for her.💔

goooddd!! she really needed to hear that from jimin😔❤️ he's a great friend for real. i really thought he was gonna leave just like that, but my baby jimin is too sweet for this💜💜💜💜 i'm so sad he's leaving though 😔😔

the panic atttaaaaackkkk??? WOMAN I COULDN'T CONTROL THE TEARS💔 i hope no one gets to experience this in real life!! it's so heartbreaking 💔

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i wanna point out the fact that this chapter didn't include any sexual scenes BUT it has my heart!!! it's my favourite till now🤭

i never read such an ANGSTY chapter like that!! i said before that i love angst so much😜 i really do. SO THANK YOU HEHE.

it was a hard one tho💔

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AND FINALLY THE ENDINGGG??? well of course he wasn't gonna go and propose to her but like did he really let her go that easily?☹️☹️ i hope he does something in the next chapter 🙏🏼

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this chapter right here got above my expectations!! not because you're incapable of writing such a magnificent chapter BUT (let me explain hehe🤭)

y'know when you stand there, with your jaw literally on the floor, and your hands pulling out your hair because of one BTS performance?? even though you're so sure they eat everytime but STILL they amaze you.

YOU'RE BTS TO ME.

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THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH!!!💜💜💜💜💜💜

PS. the best chapter award goes to.. EMMMMM💃💃💃💜💜💜 and yes i just invented an award 😜💜

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i hoped i would be one of the first people to read this one 😔

OMG SARAH THIS IS SO LOVELY I'M OVERWHELMED I'M GONNA TRY TO RESPOND TO ALL OF IT BUT JUST KNOW THAT HEIUKJFHSGHDGUS I LOVE YOU A LOT 🥺

UGHHHHH yoongi snatching that confession right back 😩 you truly HATE to see it !!!! he's got a lot of inner turmoil and shit to work out 😭

ahhhhh the jiminie scene 🫠 he really told her what she needed to hear but fuck writing that first REAL argument that we've seen between them was so tough too. they've had moments of disagreement or attitude but nothing like this. i so appreciate jimin for being so brutal with her but still delivering it with all the love and support he could. I JUST LOVE THEIR FRIENDSHIP WEH

yesssss you get it yoongi is seriously struggling w his own self-worth and feeling like he deserves Anything good 😭 ughhhh it's so tough when you know the Why of what he's doing, but it doesn't make it any less PAINFUL!!!! yoongi pls..... LET HER LOVE YOU 👹 (also lmfao "y/n i'm tired" DEEPLY FELT)

hiuehfekfjgfg i'm so sorry for the tears!!!! that panic attack scene was ROUGH to write lemme tell you. and yes 🥺 a lil baby star candy backstory for u there 🥺 i just love him so much....

god the jk scene and her playing it all back 😭 truly the lowest low.

LOL STAN THE BOSS !!!! i really loved that scene, she REALLY needed to hear that especially at such a tough point in her journey 💜

honestly if i ever figure out where to find a baby star candy IRL i'm telling ALL OF Y'ALL bc wtf.... i need one too 😭 he's so wonderful.... and yes yoongi showing up to not fucking do anything heikjskfgjd he's the epitome of that "my work here is done" "but you didn't do anything!" meme LMAO

oooooof thank u for making it through all that pain, i KNOW it was tough and i appreciate you being a trooper 🥺 i promise there are better days ahead, but it means that world that you were still so invested and enjoyed it all (maybe enjoyed isn't the right word lmao) - and YES this was a chapter with NO SMUT which means i felt very unsure and unconfident about it. so to hear that it's your FAVORITE???? that means so so much!!!

NOT ME BEING BTS. NOT ME WINNING AN AWARD. YOU BETTER GET OUTTA HERE YOU ARE TOO DAMN NICE TO ME AND I CANNOT HANDLE IT 😤 seriously you are so wonderful i love you so damn much. THANK YOU for reading and taking the time to send such lovely long feedback (not to mention type it TWICE because tumblr is the devil omg!!!!) 💜💜💜

[the-nysh]

I don't think that I am the only one who noticed that Garou's character has been really inconsistent? Like he is either "too nice" like saving civilians by accident or being absolute psycho like feeling good in radiation killing everyone ( I know god is in his mind and everything here not his own doing, which pisses me even more) and "killing" genos ( I hope genos is not dead 😭😭) to piss saitama off? I don't even know what the heck is going on even now or what to expect :(

Because he truly hasn't - the actual Garou we've known for over 100+ chs now has actually been very consistent in his core behavior if you've followed the signs. Until this. The real him is someone too fundamentally good and inherently heroic at heart, that he literally had to be mindraped and corrupted against his will (on-panel even) for any of this to happen. :O You said it yourself - but this huuuge departure from his typical behavior (even in contrast to his performative fake 'evil' grandstanding) should be the biggest red flag indicator that something is seriously wrong, that this is Not Him at the helm of all this 'psycho' mass overkilling. We even get the confirmations this chapter.

From Bang, Garou's mentor (and closest equivalent father-figure) who most personally knows him to tell the difference, can sense this 'evil' is Not Garou:

And from Blast, the resident expert in this field, who has the most qualified experience to speak on anything involving 'god':

Both of them can seriously tell that Garou is being controlled by 'god.' Beyond anything the lingering 'Garou' can still comprehend or even rationalize himself to believe - after enduring the forced fusion and desperately denying his own victimhood, to assert any semblance of control over his situation he still thinks he has after the fact (because oh my god the real 'Garou' in there had no idea of the gravity or ramifications of what this 'power' actually was...or even what happened to him. He meets Blast's comments with skeptical disbelief or tries to deny/twist the reality to make any sense of it in terms of his own limited understanding. That is, if it's not the corrupting 'god' influence at work, to further block/warp his mind away from fully seeing the truth. But aaaa, from his questioning pauses, Garou truly didn't know any of this, or to what extent it all actually entailed.) Also Blast's comment 'does this line up with your actual goals?' is probably the biggest additional clue to the audience that no, absolutely not; none of this agenda aligns with what Garou actually wants. We should already firmly know this too, since the manga explicitly went out of its way to establish Garou's motivations early.

Blast's inner commentary provides me with even more important clues:

Where he senses there's still some lingering humanity in him - and that, Garou's act of resisting and enduring the incomplete transfer, somehow allowed him to retain some sense of his mind in there...but it's still 'a fiendish mutation.' Where Garou's mind is still fused to god's influence (to block him from fully knowing or caring, to unwittingly enact His bidding as a vessel), despite whatever may still tether Garou to his lingering humanity or sense of reason as well (such as....his thoughts about Tareo, whom Garou also probably doesn't knowwww how much he's already been hurt by the collateral radiation. fuuuuck D:)

Which is two opposing forces competing/struggling to assert themselves within Garou's consciousness (so if you can sense some teetering back and forth inconsistencies within his unstable/unbalanced state of mind right now, esp whenever he visibly pauses...well then gee yeah 8'D we know why that is.) So when Blast says 'it'll be a battle of supremacy between two beings who manipulate the reality of the cosmos' - if he was not just referring to himself as one of those 'beings' who can subdue him, then it also clues me in to a mental battle of supremacy between Garou's lingering sense of self vs 'god' - over which only one 'will' can survive dominate at the helm, to become the one who's 'right.' (That is, if Garou's doesn't get fully swallowed up, outright destroyed by Saitama, or become permanently unreachable beyond the void...)

[kuiinncedes]

all of my enemies started out friends

@gleeadvent day 1: apology (a day late but 🤪)

how do i post fics again lksdghf

also if u missed it me and meg r doing the glee advent thing ahaha :DDD go check it out if u want lol

this is uhh a kurtana fic !!! set in 6x03 because you knowwww tbh i'm not super confident in my characterizations i guess of santana in general i haven't written her much and of kurt in relation to santana 😬 so idk how this is in terms of that lol but i'm pretty happy with it for nowww so yeahhhhh :D

title from "the archer" by taylor swift it makes sense in my head but i don't think it's a very obvious connection lmao but yeah idk (omg what if i make the titles also follow the alphabet along with the prompts slkdhsfj jk)

word count: 768

under the cut and on ao3 !!

Kurt sits alone in the choir room, plunking out quiet notes on the piano but his heart’s not in it, his mind’s not in it, just a swirling mess of --

judgemental --

-- shrill --

-- sexless, self-centered --

-- utterly, utterly intolerable --

His fingers slip on the keys and the discordant notes cut through his thoughts for a moment.

Living with Santana -- hell, just being her friend, being in her presence for four years -- he did learn not to take everything she said to heart. He learned, as best he could, as much as she allowed, about the spiky walls she put up around herself, and how she might let him get past them sometimes. He’d thought he was somewhat past that stage with her -- that they’d become close enough to not warrant all the guards anymore. But he supposes that can always change. He supposes, really, that he did something to make it change today.

It’s funny -- ironic, a little sad, honestly -- to be back in this choir room. On the one hand, it’s full of mostly happy memories; it’s where his closest friendships were forged, where his skills and character were tested, where he felt so much struggle and hardship but also where he escaped from more of it, and where he felt so much love and found himself comfortable enough to give it, too.

And now, here alone, seemingly with none of that -- a love who has anything but love for him, one friend he loves but who’s more focused on herself at the moment, and another friend who… has an admirably extensive vocabulary, he has to say.

Guess you really do have to lose everything to… what, be happy? Find yourself? Well, he’s waiting for that part.

Enough of the fucking pity party, Hummel. He does want to help Rachel, and gain some valuable experience and academic credit for himself as well, so his best option is to take this seriously. Focus on the work like Rachel is. Maybe everything else will fall into place.And if not… he won’t be completely doomed. He does have something.

The sound of heels clicking against the ground doesn’t catch his attention until they’re almost right in front of him, and he looks up to see Santana on the other side of the piano.

Kurt almost cringes in surprise and in apprehension for round two. He hopes it just comes out as a flattening of his lips -- his mouth like a cat’s ass --

“I owe you an apology,” Santana says.

Kurt… wasn’t really expecting that. He meets her eyes, dark and guarded as ever. Her expression… doesn’t really show him anything. He’s not sure if he should wait, or --

“I went too far,” she continues firmly, “and… I need you to know that you do matter to me.”

Kurt almost laughs -- in any other situation, he’d be able to focus on Santana’s clear reluctance to say this, maybe poke fun at her a little bit in a very different situation. But part of him also warms with something close to pride -- not that he’d ever tell Santana, for fear of the razor blades in her hair and in her words, the latter of which he’s already been a victim to more times than he really ever would’ve wanted.

He can see that this is hard, he knows it is, so much harder than verbally spilling insults and borderline cruelty but she is doing it for him. And that alone confirms her words in Kurt’s mind.

“I need to apologize, too,” he says in lieu of an expression of genuine forgiveness, at least for now. He’s not sure if it would be very appreciated. “I… shouldn’t have taken my own problems out on you. I’m so happy for you and Britt, Santana.”

“Fine, enough with the platitudes, Hummel,” Santana drawls after a short pause, rolling her eyes and bringing a hand up in front of her, examining her fingernails. “A little too late for it.”

Kurt huffs, and Santana’s mouth quirks in a slight smile, and he knows they’re leaving it there.

Because he has the walls, too. And when they’re both raw in different ways, guarding pure happiness or heartache against even some of the closest people, and neither of them is putting them down for now, it’s probably best to just leave it there.

So he starts actually playing the intro to something, giving her the excuse she wants to leave under the guise of being sick of all the bursting into song. And they’ll leave it for another time, when they’re feeling more vulnerable, to let those walls down more.

[backtodecember-taylorsversion]

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DID YOU LIKE MY COUNTDOWN!? That was fun! I had fun. That was actually more fun than I thought it would be! There were too many good posts to name. It was very fun reading all your comments and theories.  Though side note: animal anon has no problem with people joining her BUT it must be animals and it must not mess with my countdown. No statues! Animal anon does animals, not statues. Side side note: can someone settle the debate of if that emoji is a hedgehog or a porcupine? Because I have no idea. Side note side note side note: sorry if you got multiple asks in a day...my system isn't perfected yet so sometimes I send two (or three) because I forgot I sent one and didn't want to accidently miss anyone (also sorry if i did miss you, still perfecting the system, no one has been animal anon blacklisted, i promise!)

Anyway, GUESS WHAT TODAY IS!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 It's been one year since I started animal anon! How exciting is that?! Phew, what a year we've had together! I mean what better way to start this second year than some chaos since that's how animal anon started to begin with! I will admit, it was slightly stressful coming up with something to meet the occasion of this event. I hope the countdown and this post live up to it. No, I'm not going to reveal myself just yet.. maybe that will be for year 2...😏😏. BUT I will give you some fun facts about me! So let's see; first, I'm from the Midwest (so not Canadian, but close so I do have a slight accent), but I currently live in the TriState area. Second, I am a MASSIVE theater nerd. No, seriously I have been to 21 shows since Broadway reopened in September and I'm actually going to my 22nd tonight. I don't know if this makes that fact better or worse, but I've really only been to about 12 different show because out of those 22, 10 of those are one specific show. Third, I am fluent in German and English. Though, I suck at writing in German, I never learned how to, so don't ask me to do that please. Fourth, my favorite color is red, so you can guess my favorite Taylor album (and coincidently also the show I've been to see 10 times on Broadway...). Fifth, I love to talk A LOT if you couldn't tell by the essays I send yall. And lastly, I can also confirm I am not Taylor...but I will say that I do share something very important with her... tell me your guesses down below as to what very important thing you think Taylor and I have in common, and I'll send some extra animals to whomever I see gets it right first!

So contuining on with my dissertation here, this week I have been trying to figure out a prompt to live up to this occasion. As I already mentioned, my system isn't perfect! And I've been thinking a lot about community lately and how that's been lacking for so many because of Covid. So what I want yall to do is if you get this dissertation of mine, please send a message, post, anon, whatever you want to at least 1 other blog (though you can do more), telling them something you like about them and giving them an animal emoji! That way we can keep spreading the love all day long to as many as possible! 🥰

As always, you are all brilliant, kind, worthy, beautiful and as this past week has shown, hilarious and unique human beings. No seriously, some of your posts had me kneeling over in laughter. If you would so like, you can tag #animalanon so I and everyone can read all your lovely posts! IM STARTING EARLY TODAY SO WE CAN PARTY ALL DAY LONG BECAUSE I LOVE YALL SO MUCH 🎊 🦥🦁🐯

It was fun!🥳🤩 yes, you are right! these cute animal emojis can't be replaced by statues! it's a hedgehog I think. And this is so nice of you, you are just out her spreading positivity and made us all so excited and it became one of the fun memories of our fandom.

HAPPY 1 YEAR ANIMAL ANON!!!!<3 hehehe, don't reveal yourself now.The show must be super nice🌟, I hope you enjoyed it yesterday too. it's RED, that is great to knowwww. Ok, I believe you, you are not taylor, but maybe you have been to the secret sessions, or there was a special concert moment, or you have a cat, or you are a Swiftie who has fallen in love with Taylor like all of us.❣️

It's interesting to know all these facts about you 💕

And ah, I did sent asks to two people yesterday morning, I just saw one of the replies and adjskdjsksk I made their day, they were super happy.😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[heady-senpai]

One Piece 955: Enma

I took all day to write this up just so much to talk about from this chapter!

Let me just start by saying what a chapter!! 8.75/10

I was not expecting it to drop a day early & had no idea what to expect of this chapter until I saw the title...Enma 🤔😏

First things first. I believe Bege & company just stumbled upon Dressrosa. He mentioned they were stopping there for supplies. I wonder if any Straw Hat supporters are still around and if a conversation will strike up about Luffy.

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Ok now to the chapter...

It starts off with Hiyori telling Zoro & Kawamatsu that she will not meet up with the rest of the alliance in order to not stir unneccessary emotions before the battle. Her brother stated this before so it wasn't a surprise. What surprised me was that Kawamatsu told the rest of the Scabbards that Hiyori was still alive & well.

I guess it's a morale booster but I have this weird feeling that something bad will happen to her now that everyone knows she's ok.

A couple random facts about Hiyori:

• She puts up a coarse attitude but is actually a crybaby

• She was a Tomboy who didn't typically speak refined & politely

(So funny how Momo was like, "A flying kick from someone 18yrs older would really hurt." Lol ik the struggle of being terrorized by a little sister hahah)

Now we get to the crazy good stuff!!!

O-Kiku might be one of the MVPs for finding the randomly lost Nidai Kitetsu. I had no idea where it was. Thought Kaido must've done something with it when Luffy was thrown into the Udon Prison Mines like kept it in a storage within the prison or something. Zoro states that he knew it was a Meito (famous/named blade) I guess with Sandai at his side he could feel the cursed vibes.

Rarely does Oda show us the actual tying of loose ends.

I guess Hiyori didn't go off to retrieve Enma & Orochi doesn't have Ame no Habakiri...Hitetsu Tenguyama had them both the whole time. That's why he had been patiently awaiting the return of the Kozuki Family.

I love every aspect of the design especially the sheath.

Seems as if both swords are of the same grade level as Shusui, O Wazamono, 21 Great Grade Swords. So Zoro won't be getting one of the 12 Supreme Grade Swords, Saijo O Wazamono, just yet and I'm fine with that.

Hitetsu tells Zoro only Oden was ever able to tame Enma & ODEN MUST'VE BEEN A BEAST because this sword is crazzyyyyy powerful. Kin'emon even said he himself would not even want to take the blade.

When testing out the sword Zoro tried to cut a tree but ended up cut off part of the cliff/island they were all on! Just insane lmao like I was not expecting that much of a power boost at all!

In the next panel we see the blade going black, coating in haki as Zoro's arm is also clad in haki, but looks drained & frail.

(Sanji's face was hilarious but damn I feel his pain lol Sanji is my favorite Straw Hat & just got a power boost now Zoro's power up makes Sanji's Raid Suit, look not as powerful so I have mixed feelings hahhaha but I love reading Zoro moments.)

So the thing with Enma is that it draws out its wielders haki to maximum extremes by itself. Any average sword wielder would've been drained completely and left dead.

Typically we've seen Zoro have swords with minds of their own but this one is just on another level.

Zoro yells for the sword to give him back his Ryou and takes it all back. Then we get that crazy Zoro smile like he knows this is going to be a challenge to tame the blade but he's ready to take that on to become even stronger. Hitetsu asks Zoro does he want another sword & obviously Zoro says he's keeping Enma, further impressing Kawamatsu.

[Now the text heavy part because I don't want to make 2 seperate posts for this review and want to only use my favorite images from the chapter]

Robin, Ashura Doji, & Kin'emon are discussing the sheer numbers that the alliance and their opposition have. Seems as if there will be approx. 30,000 enemies on Onigashima vs their 4000.

We then get quick panels of :

Franky yelling at his workers to prepare the boat to hold 10,000 men

(made me think hmmm Straw Hat Grand Fleet's over 5000 + the 4000+ men they already have...maybeeeee *Spongebob voice)

Luffy practicing Ryuo in Gear 4th stating that he used too much physical force

Zoro and Momo training in the forest and Zoro states an old man from his village is where he first heard Sunnachi (Snatch) & this surprises Momo.

With two days left before the raid Chopper, O-Tama, and Luffy return to meet with everyone else & the Yakuza bosses have added another 200 men to the resistance's ranks. (~4200 vs ~30,000)

Kin'emon states there hasn't been any word from Law (it's been a few days since he's been free & still hasn't contacted the group....hmmmm)

Silly Shinobu tells Kin'emon to forget about Law and Chopper has to speak some truth like hey Law is super strong. Law clearly makes a substantial difference, he's a cheat code in most situations!

There are still many men locked up in the Capital that wish to fight. I'm guessing only a few hundred more but still any help matters at this point. We also get to see many of the Wano townspeople discussing Yasu's encrypted message. Of course some still don't have faith but they will be proved wrong.

The alliance splits into its respective groups with the Scabbards, Shinobu, and Momo headed to the harbor, meeting Luffy there later.

The literature used here to describe the Scabbards and their shadows as the walked was magnificent. I also loved how the spelling for frost was shimo as in Shimotsuki. 🤔🤔

We see Pedro's & Lord Yasu's grave in the graveyard of Oden & his retainers. We also see Wanda & O-Toko shedding tears at theory loved one's graves. Carrot looks hardened & ready to go.

Hitetsu reveals to Zoro that he was the bladesmith of the Sandai Kitetsu. And states Enma & the Sandai cannot be wielded by the weak. Hitetsu also reveals why Zoro has had a quick take to Enma: the bladesmith who made Enma also created Zoro's main sword, the Wado Ichimonji. It was crafted by Yusaburo Shimotsuki, who fled Wano illegally over 50 years ago. Hiyori probably saw what swords Zoro held (Shusui, Wado Ichimonji, & Sandai Kitetsu) and decided he was worthy of her father's keepsake.

I just cannot believe that Hitetsu said that IN ZORO'S HANDS ENMA COULD RISE IN RANK & BECOME A BLACK BLADE! So then would it become O Saijo Wazamono???? Hmmmm I wonder.

It seems like Luffy has gotten a hell of a lot stronger! Didn't even get close to the tree and destroyed it from the other side (almost reminded me of that scene in Naruto when him and Sasuke battled on the roof of the hospital haha if you know you knowwww)

Law is definitely not the traitor. Like it's too obvious. Simply because Oda telegraphed this traitor vibe a couple times;I swear he's just messing with us.

Will Kyoshiro be revealed to be Denjiro soon?

I just wonder how Orochi found out this info.

And now we get a closing to Act II.

Just an epic chapter.

I swear Oda is hinting that Zoro may be a descendant/relative of the Shimotsuki family along with his teacher Koushirou.

Could even be a family tree like Hinata/Neji but I'm probably reaching there. Very interesting how bits and pieces of his past is flashed in front of us.

I guess only time will tell, but I bet Koushirou's father was Yusaburo Shimotsuki.

[gizaoyas]

Hi hi Margaux <33

I think it should be nearly Christmas for you now ~ so Merry (Early) Christmas!! 🎉

Please don’t hesitate to tell me if I do something like that! I should’ve paid more attention so I am very sorry about that 🥺🥺 I’m really glad you weren’t angry about that. Thank you for your understanding!!

Good luck at your new job! I hope it’s what you’ve been looking for ~ I’m so glad to hear you had time for your family and yourself <33 it’s definitely well deserved

Oh noo the next satosugu reunion will kill me ;;; I can’t take all that heartache 🥲🥲🥲 they deserve to be happy together aaaaaa

I’m also very surprise OP isn’t that big on tumblr lol but that saves me the trouble of avoiding all kind of spoilers 🥲 (not that it really helped lol)

Yes!! I’m still feeling sluggish and congested from my cold for the last week ugh and I got my booster so I feel even worse. Luckily my work was understanding and gave me some time to rest even though I wfh 🥺🥺 please take care of yourself Margaux!!

I’m so excited to show the gift and really hope you like it ❤️🥳 have a great holidays my lil giftee <33

-animanga secret santa

Hello my dear Santa 💗

We're finally nearly there, Christmas is coming and I'm gonna meet you very soon!!! I'm so excited ❤️ if it helps, my timezone is utc+1! I love to say that people behind my timezone are in the past because I already lived these hours, and those ahead are in the future because I haven't live these hours yet, it's too silly I knowwww but from me are you in the future or the past Santa? DJJDKRJDJSS

Oh you don't have to apologies more for that, I really don't mind 😘 I'll never be angry for something like that! Stealing my food yes, but misspelling my name by mistake never!! 😆

Ahhh thank you very much!!! My schedule is so much better where I'm working now than before! I'm starting very early in the morning but I also finish very early in the afternoon so I've so much more free time to do things (when I'm not exausted and not look like to a zombie, of course dhshsjsjs) but I'm totally more a morning person!! I hope you can have a lot of rest for the days ahead ❤️

They really deserve to be happy together, I'm crying 😭😭 even the movie is gonna be hurting af, I remember what I read and especially the end, and I will not be able to handle this one more time, watching, with soundtracks, voices, the animation, nothing but pain :')

One Piece fandom on tumblr looks so tiny compared to jjk or bnha fandom, and it's very unexpected for one of the most popular serie dhsjsjshk but I hope you won't get spoiled more than you already are! The worst are the raws, I try my best to avoid the raws 😢

Gosh our bodies became so weak 'cause of the lockdown, we're catching cold very easily! I wish you will be better very very soon, and please take a lot of rest for yourself it's very important!! 🥺

I'm sooo impatient too omg !!! ❤️ I've also made a little something for you, I know I wasn't supposed to, but talking with you for almost two months was already a gift, and I feel very happy ☺️ have a lovely holidays my Santa ❤️

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HI FRIEND!! OH I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO TELL YOU!! FIRST OF ALL, I FINALLY WATCHED THE TEASER TRAILER FOR AOT!!! AND OMG IM SO EXCITED, I REALLY LIKED IT (DID YOU SEE LEVI AND HAGE???? IM BROKEN) AND JEAN LOOKED PRETTY AS EVER!!! I SWEAR I'M NOT READY FOR THE REST OF THIS SEASON!!! And btw! I relate to you so much!! I don't write much, but when I do aot is what really motivates me, and I'm glad you find the will to write for them🥺 after all, we all love our aot boys! And as long as you are happy, i'm glad! AND FRIEND!! So Ist Es Immer is so beautiful, I adore it. Aot's soundtrack is really something else, I have a bunch of songs in my playlist to pass from hyped to sad in a second. Personally, I really enjoy the ones that have no vocals (although I love every song with all my heart). I would really recommend "Omake-Pfadlib" and "Shingeki Pf - Medley 20130629 Kyojin". This last one appeared while they showed Levi's childhood and overall, those two songs really remind me of Levi and of how sad aot is.

I hope I can start being more active in your account from now on! I'm taking my studies easy and so hopefully you'll see me around here more often! Oh and sorry for this long ask, I just got excited and talk a little too much lol. Anyways, ily friend, take care please!

–Jean's wife anon

Never apologize for a sending a long ask!!! I get so much joy seeing people in my inbox. It's so wonderful to see that people want to communicate with me and express how they're feeling 🥰 I always get a smile on my face seeing you in my inbox <3

AND I KNOWWWW UGHHH IT LOOKS SO GOOD and though I know bits and pieces of what happens, for the most part I have no clue what the whole paths thing is about and what the heck happens with the rumbling, so I already know I'm gonna lose my mind asdkjkjadsk

I'll be sure to check out your recommendations! The whole soundtrack is just SO good. I love how they incorporate different languages into it as well <3 And oh my gosh, you're so sweet 🥺 I'm happy to see you guys happy, too!!!

Feel free to drop by whenever you have the chance, but also don't make yourself feel pressured to send an ask! Enjoy the time you have and don't push yourself too hard on your studies. Take everything one step at a time.

I love you, and please make sure to take care as well!

~Kat