#i almost coughed out a lung when i first saw this ahehfhefw

[tojisun]

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baker simon

IM FUCKIN CRYING OMG IRWJFEPIJF

NO BECAUSE THAT IS HOW I ENVISION BAKER!SIMON W HIS SKULL MASK WHEN READER FIRST WALKED IN HIS BAKERY herhiewhf

...oh but imagine this man presenting u the baguette n butchering french as he goes, "oui oui baguette. paris et macarons, or whatever. so, you here for something?"

"what?" you ask, shaking in fear your confusion.

"oh. uh. mais mémé aimait même mes mets?"

"please," you sniffle, slowly walking backwards to the exit. "what do you mean?"

he just shakes the baguette harder. i dunno.

so yea thats how your love story with baker!simon went <33