#i added some lines and rephrased some things to fit it together like a jenga puzzle but it's pretty much all there

[thegreatyin]

alright, i have some good news and bad news.

the good news: i have completed the cufflink saga transcript!! after 2 gazillion years!!! you can behold it here, in all of its beautiful deeply chaotic glory. (and don't forget to check out the previous discordance adventures while you're at it, since this follows on from them!)

the bad news: it's over 27k words long, and contains major spoilers for pretty much the entirety of the "cricket, anyone?" exceptional story, as well as minor but still fairly notable spoilers for light fingers, vague bits of nemesis, and various assorted pieces of railway content. don't say i didn't warn you.

also featuring in this saga:

-an inordinate amount of running 🏃

-catboy killing himself hours 💥

-gay bats 🏳️��🌈

-sad bats 💔

-bats that have complicated feelings (which happen to be simultaneously sad and homosexual in nature) 🏏

-one (1) snake 🐍 (that is arguably many many many many snakes. and also some rats.)

-and, of course, a very morally dubious snowwoman (who maybe shouldn't have gotten away with all of her various assorted war crimes, but then again, can't a girl have hobbies?) ☃️

full credits, of course, to @superoffbatter, who RP'd this entire bundle of looney toons hijinks with me. thank you. i literally couldn't have done it without you.

now if y'all excuse me, i have some laying facedown on the floor to take care of (⁠◍>ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

cufflink incident when

what has the scoundrel been doing recently in the games

1) as soon as im done with it

2) currently? being a petty gay bastard. and also siding with the tigers in the intellect tournament so they win against their will (because the scoundrel must win)