#i added reference to the “normal man” worksona he has in here

[oldmanenjoyer]

If you’re alright with it, I’d love to see something with Noise! Maybe a polite, caring and respectful lover who’ll always be at home waiting for him. Someone to cook him dinner every night, who’d let him lay his head down on their lap as he vents and relaxes as they pet his head, someone to hold him close at night..

I’m very normal about this little gremlin. Very, very normal. I want to see this man domesticated.

You two are an enigma to everyone else. The Noise is, well, the Noise. And you seem to be his complete opposite. You have gentle hands and a gentle voice, while the Noise is all about shouting and bombs. How do you two even make it work?

They don't see the tiredness that weighs on y our little rat man once he comes home in the afternoons. The way he slugs in, kicking off his uniform (be it the costume or the suit) just to walk into your waiting arms. You easily lift him into a warm hug, the silence a rare peace for such a chaotic man.

The Noise could fall asleep in your arms, if you'd let him. But he is hungry too, so he reluctantly lets you set him down at the table to ready and eat. He always horks it down too, whatever you made, no matter how tired he is. Your food makes him feel like he hasn't eaten in days and he's finally found the buffet he's been crawling about the desert for.

Afterwards, when he's rounder and even more pliant, you carry him to the couch for snuggling. He flips the TV to some old show and curls up in your lap. You run your fingers through his hair as you watch, making soft comments occasionally, not that he's really paying attention.

Come morning, he's tearing you out of bed to dance the morning away, breakfast serving out faster than you thought possible. But for now, he's curled up against you stomach, smiling as you scratch his back.

And the love you both feel keeps you warm throughout the night.