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#captain underpants#george beard#harold hutchins#dog man#max design pro#i actually havent been drawing cu much recently#bcuz ive been drawingMAX DESIGN PRO???? I CANT BELIEVE THIS !!!!#i didn't get pictures of it tho since i drew them on paper and left it at my dads house#except for the 2 pics i got of my doodles ill probably post them later#migors funny doings
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would you share some hosea headcanons you have? iâd live to hear them! i agree fandom tends to ignore him.
this is mostly backstory because thats the person i am and i like thinking of things as a Story. these also arent super polished because i havent had the time recently to put proper research into them!!! and this got a LOT longer than i intended so im putting it under a cut hahaÂ
so hosea was born in the early to mid 1840s (1843?) in the allegheny mountains in what is now west virginia (would have just been virginia then, wv didnt exist until 63). he grew up in a small community, largely agricultural, and like most people in appalachia at the time, his family were subsistence farmers. he had his mom and his dad and two younger sisters.
his dad was in and out of his life from the beginning, especially into his teenage years. but its also through him that hosea really got his first taste of what it was like to be an outlaw: his dad was a moonshiner, and eventually hosea started helping him run it (but not distill it). what money his father didnât gamble away or spend in brothels helped to support the family, which was more than others in the community could say.
(his father of course did a lot more than just run moonshine, and hosea knew that, but he never got involved
when hosea was around 15 or 16 (so mid to late 1850s) his dad was arrested and, his mother having passed away a year or two before, his sisters were sent east to live with a distant aunt. (they kept contact for a while, sending letters, but communication trickled to an end when hosea was in his early 20s and he never heard from either of them again) hosea was considered old enough to fend for himself so he gathered up the little money he had left and whatever could be sold and he headed west for lack of anywhere else to go. initially he had wanted to get enough money to buy a place for him and his sisters to live, but that plan fell through pretty quick
(he knew from his time running âshine that the best way to get money wasnât ever through honest work but rather under-the-table sort of work, the type of work that wasnât strictly above-board, the type of work where he could do what he wanted whatever way that he wanted)
and he just kept going west, bouncing from town to town to town. he started out running moonshine because thatâs what he knew best but he eventually moved on to pick pocketing, petty theft, eventually armed robbery and hitting peopleâs homes. he preferred conning people though, cheating at cards or rigging roulette, being friendly and silver-tongued enough to get a man blind drunk and rob him of all he had and be long, long gone by the time he sobered up
we know of course that he met dutch in the mid 1870s (i feel like thereâs a specific date but i cant remember it rn and im too lazy to look) when they both tried to rob each other, so he would have been in his very late 20s or early 30s by that point, and decently comfortable in the life heâd built for himself. he never really had a specific goal that he worked towards, no plan for the future or anything; he was just living for the present, or whatever. dutch changed that, eventually
(you could put all sorts of vandermatthews stuff here if you wanted and maybe iâll talk about it in another post but right now i wonât)
he met bessie a while after he met dutch cus they stuck around in one place a lot longer than they usually would, around a year or so, and he took to her almost immediately. she wasnât astonishingly pretty or anything- was just average, really- but she was well-read and thoughtful and horribly witty and hosea was terribly in love with her. he proposed just before he and dutch skipped town and they got married.
i like to think that bessie ran around with them without actually committing any crimes herself. hosea had been very upfront with her about who he was and what he did once they started a romantic relationship. and it was good like that, for a few years; she and susan kept he and dutch in line and it worked. but eventually i think bessie would have gotten tired of being so transient; i think she would have wanted to settle, to have a family, to be normal. and i think on some level that hosea wanted that, too.
in 1878 or thereabouts they picked up arthur and hosea really threw himself into trying to help him, because while dutch may have seen something of himself in arthur, hosea DEFINITELY did: he saw a kid whoâd lost both of his parents and his home, not by choice, trying to make it in the world, just trying to survive. and while years of crime had made hosea rougher, sharper, more sly and less remorseful, heâd never really lost his sense of empathy. i think that dutch liked arthur well enough when they first picked him up, but itâs hosea that really insisted on keeping him around
so hosea became a sort of mentor (and father figure, i guess, moreso than dutch was) to arthur, and along with dutch taught him how to read and write and draw (though hosea was more lettered, and dutch more artistically-inclined). they taught him how to shoot and ride a horse and how to rob and kill. i think at times, especially towards the beginning, hosea would feel a bit guilty about dragging a kid into that sort of life, but then heâd tell himself that arthur would have fallen into it anyway, and with worse people than he and dutch
eventually bessie wanted to settle and put down roots and live, and a part of hosea did as well, so they left the gang for a bit to try and make it work. but hosea didnât really know any other life than being a criminal; he was smart, he was clever and deft-fingered and a quick learner, but he wasnât a tradesman and i think he would have started to chafe at the constancy of it all, and so he went back to the gang because being a criminal was all he really knew
like he said in the game, bessie understood. she knew what he was, who he was- she knew him. and he loved her, loved her as much as someone like him could; they tried to make their marriage work, with him gone all the time, and he really hated how it sort of echoed his parents because a part of him had hated his father, hated him for how sad his mother looked all the time, how sheâd occasionally sigh and stare out the window like she was waiting for something. he didnât want to do that to bessie, didnât want to become like his dad
occasionally heâd split off from the gang and go and see her, often for some weeks, maybe a month, before returning. she was always happy to see him and she never complained but he always felt just a little bit guilty, even though they wrote letters to each other as often as they could. eventually though bessie got sick, real sick, and he spent three months away to be with her, to love her and take care of her the best he could, and to pray she would get better. she didnât, though, and so heâd had to bury his wife, and like he says in some camp dialogue he spent the next year or so drinking heavily, enough that he was rarely sober and pretty much drunk all the time
john was the apple of dutchâs eye when he was brought to them and while hosea did the same as he did with arthur- taught him to read and write, and other things- it was mostly dutch who took over johnâs ââeducationââ. hosea was okay with that; him and arthur started running a few jobs together, just the two of them
as the gang itself grew hosea sort of asserted himself as dutchâs right hand man, if not almost an equal in leadership. he was more analytical and calculating than dutch, and he brought sense to dutchâs passion, taking his ideas and making them into something workable. and that was good, for a while; they worked well together, and by this point hosea was swept up in dutchâs ideas of striking out and making a home for themselves (though the was obviously still a bit cynical about it, as we can see in-game)
he was the only one really able to truly temper dutch, and the only one that dutch would really listen to criticism from, so he also sort of became an intermediary between dutch and the rest of the gang, where they would come to him with their problems and heâd pass them on to dutch and so on and so forth. that started to change though, little by little, and hosea knew that his friend was slipping away and there was not really anything he could do about it except be there to try and play damage control.
things never really got better but they sort of plateaued for a bit in a place where the gang was still safe and hosea was content enough with their position there, with the way dutchâs mind worked, but micahâs arrival really exacerbated dutchâs downward spiral because micah really enabled dutchâs passions and, well, dutchâs ego had always been his fatal flaw, and micah stoked that and kept doing so until eventually everything just fell apart
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hey
i havent been feeling very good recently, body is weak and i keep getting sick whenever i actually have time to draw, which has been a bit less cus school and my family swinging me around like mad
i havent had a day to myself in months and there isnt any in sight and its definitely getting to me
its probably very obvious but this has led to drawing being very hard and im now having trouble even drawing people standing doing nothing which is great, this obviously also pushed back the thing i said would be maybe 2 or 3 weeks and honestly at the pace im going id say dont expect anything big from me for maybe 2 months, apologize to anyone who has been looking forward to it
i dont need any words of support or something like that, just wanted the boys to know whats good
its not finished and i am having too much trouble tonight so heres half of a biscuit drawing
thereâs no joke or anything have a nice april
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