#i actually forgot about clermont until writing the tags

[badgloomverse]

But WHO would win in a physical fight??

Ive given it too much thought.

So the main cast. Twink. Twink. Twink who used to have a workout routine. Malnurished twink. Shortstack 1. Shortstack 2. Twinkiest twink.

The only ones with a decent chance are Evets, the trained bodyguard, and Rylie (either she has her new prosthetic and get to beat people with a metal leg, or she keeps her crutches and has a longer attack range)

All other relevant characters are twinks or twink shaped.

Meanwhile Virga ?

Yeah.

She gets the crown. No objection here.

Special mention to Cirrus who would canonically lose any and all physical fights.

My guy doesn’t even walk. Not a single developed muscle in his whole body.

Anyway. Here’s my very objective ranking:

Virga

Fallstreak

Clermont

Evets

Rylie

Wallis

Last place: Cirrus