#i PERSONALLY find the idea of a Hell/Faerie/Rome triple alliance

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oh thank the GODS im not the only one seeing the parallels and calling this out as the just-another-blatant-antichrist-plotline it is.

on that note I have other questions

are we doing Pagan gods??? like Rome gods? because the scary smart woman-that-I-assume-that-is-a-goddess with OVERWHELMING Cas Vibes said we're doing Rome.

why do we need even more Campbell drama. both sides of this family is FUCKED, we get it. how are these people even related to Mary

going directly off of that... ok do we all think that's John or Azazel IN John.... in... another guy. bc John is famously torture-averse but also he was saying some Extremely Specific John Winchester Things and his name is based on a Han Solo quote so. idfk. either way fuck allllll the way off with this shit.

so is Marie With The Stigmata On Her Hands the Second Coming then? only a few eps into Gen V she was all like "they're going to crucify me!" and I mean. she wasn't wrong. and we all know she's not actually dead. (she rly exploded his dick off huh. damn)

so that one-off ep of spnwin with the celtic/roman fusion gods was a warning, huh? "celtiberian" seems to be the running vibe here

what's Cate's whole deal? Faerie chick crying blood with mind control powers. Banshee? Bean Nighe? is she possibly ONE OF THE MORRIGAN?

Victoria scares me, that's just a statement but it had to be said

...ok this one's a stretch, ik he looks 18 but timelines are wonky rn.... is that. is that Our Sam. you know what I mean. this isn't exactly our first "Magic Little Brother Sam With A Fluffy Mullet Who Hallucinates Annoyingly Charismatic Demons From His Time In The Torture Box, Who Currently Cant Feel Emotions Because Reasons" rodeo, and I'm worried about him.

(related, MASSIVE side-eye to the name "Luke Riordan". ...sure buddy...)

what the fuck is Good Omens!Beelzebub even doing here besides causing trouble and torturing Sam because I guess the Princes of Hell are just really into fucking with this one specific guy

was that???? purgatory??? since when is Hell allowed to set up Hell Things in there????

what is Bobby doing, period. is that even Bobby.

WHEN is Dean. 2020s, 1940s, 1980s, 2020s again, 1970s, who knows when he is now. since when can he time travel, actually how many new powers does he HAVE, we've seen firebreath and the ability to turn off other creatures' magic. what... what IS Dean, currently. like what kind of creature is that. maybe a dragon?

(yes. i mapped the plot of The Boys onto spn. yes i like The Boys as its own show. no, idk why I did this either)

i need to put ryan and jack in a glass jar together like really cool bugs