#i KNOW in my heart that all yall are filthy little gremlins

[sipsteainanxiety]

bakugou katsuki was busy, almost annoyingly so.

normally this wouldn't bother you. you were content with letting him do his business as you did yours on your phone, but you were feeling very bored. and antsy. and a mix of other emotions that had you incessantly fiddling with your fingers as you sat across from him on your tiny living room couch. your back was propped up against one of the sofa's arms, your legs crossed in front of you as katsuki was near the other arm. you were constantly glancing up at him, biting on your lower lip as you occasionally peeked at his laptop to see what he was doing. some pro-hero shit. you didn't care much for it.

you really, really wanted him to talk to you. maybe save you from this infinite boredom you were feeling. he was a hero, wasn't saving his job?? but no, he was too concentrated on typing away on his keyboard, the blue light filtering glasses on his face making him look kind of stupid. not really. he actually looked really good but you were too aggravated with this odd feeling of emptiness to admit that. at least out loud.

you frowned as you continued to watch him, your eyes tracing the sharp line of his jaw. the rough scar on his cheek. the soft strands of his ash-blond hair that waved with the motion of the fan you had on somewhere to the side of the couch. he was so unfairly pretty, you thought grumpily, not even bothering to hide your blatant staring with the hope that he would eventually notice.

and he did.

victory point for you, you little disaster, you.

"what?" he grunted not even a few minutes later, his eyes still glued to his laptop screen.

"what??" you echoed back innocently, your eyes dipping down to stare at the lines that made up his neck.

"you're starin'."

"and?"

katsuki turned his head to look at you then, one of his stupidly perfect eyebrows raising in an unimpressed manner. he didn't say anything, only watched you as you watched him. a minute passed like this. then, you cracked.

"i'm just bored, okay?" you sighed, slumping down further onto the sofa. you pouted at him when he rolled his eyes, returning to his laptop. no! that's not what you wanted!

"not my problem," he told you, his fingers moving to tap tap tap at his keyboard some more. your lips pulled to the side as you watched his hands move.

"yeah it is," you said as you extended your leg and nudged him in his side with your bare foot. he swatted idly at it, but you only nudged him harder. "katsukiiii, come onnnn."

"go watch one of your shitty netflix shows or somethin'," he grumbled, swatting at your foot again until you eventually receded reluctantly.

"what if i don't wanna?" you asked huffily, channeling your inner toddler with how you puffed out your cheeks. "katsuki, babe, let's do something—"

"'m busy," he said warningly and you sighed. you just. really wanted to pester him for some reason or the other. you allowed him a few moments of peace as you frowned at him. then you were back to nudging him in the side, squinting at the way he was ignoring you.

"kaattsukiiii. kaaattttt. 'suukiiii. kaacchhaannnn—"

before you could even yelp, a hot hand shot out and grabbed you by the ankle, pulling you towards him in a motion that had you sliding on your back on the sofa. your shirt rode up, surprise painting your expression as katsuki leaned his body towards you, his teeth bared at you threateningly. though, you didn't really take it all too seriously.

"stop. that. or i'll kill you," he hissed and you rolled your eyes at his empty threat. you sat up and tugged your shirt down.

"take a break, let's do something," you insisted instead, tugging your ankle from his grip. he released you, to your dismay, and waved you off like you were an annoying cat.

"can't. gotta get this shit done," he grumbled and the sounds of his clicking clacking keyboard made a deep sigh leave your lips. he was stubborn for sure. you'd have to try something else.

you heaved yourself up from the sofa and wandered to the kitchen, opening cupboards in search of maybe a snack to eat while you allowed him his few moments of temporary peace. you opened the fridge and stared at its contents for a few seconds then closed it and just spent a minute standing on the cold floor. your wiggled your toes against the tiles before turning around and heading back to the living room.

you stood behind katsuki on the couch for a moment, watching as he typed away on his open document. if he noticed your presence, he didn't comment on it, back to ignoring you. well. that was just rude of him, wasn't it?

you huffed and leaned down over him, wrapping your arms loosely around his shoulders as you pressed your cheek to the side of his head, by his temple. he didn't even jump, to your annoyance. you spent another minute just standing there, bent over him with your hands wrapped around him. you knew he secretly liked when you did things like this, so it didn't surprise you all too much when he didn't push you off.

"katsuki," you eventually whispered into his ear. he ignored you, as usual. you whispered his name again, nudging his head with your cheek slightly. nothing. urgh.

you removed your head from his own so you could blow air into his left ear. "katsukiii."

still ignoring you. fine. that was fine. he couldn't last forever.

you nosed at his cheek, lowering your head until your face was by his neck. you spent a while just rubbing your nose against the side of his neck, breathing gently onto his skin. he smelled like burnt caramel, as per usual, so it was kind of nice just nosing at his skin like this. at one point, you felt a vein in his neck jump out, his jaw tensing slightly. and you grinned sharply, lowering yourself further until your mouth was at the junction where his neck met his thick fucking shoulder.

you puffed out some air at this part, then paused to see if he would do anything. one second, two seconds... he was still ignoring you. okay. fine.

you smiled mischievously against his skin. you wondered if he could feel it. then you bit him.

hard.

katsuki let out a sound that was a mix between a yelp and something confused. you snickered and released him, admiring the marks your teeth made in his pretty skin for only a second before you fucking bolted. you were bored, but you weren't fucking stupid. or maybe you were. you certainly had a death sentence.

"get the fuck back here!" kasuki snarled as you made a beeline for the bedroom you shared with him.

"hee hee!" was your response in your best michael jackson voice—something you knew he absolutely hated.

you almost screamed once you heard the telltale stomping of his feet against the wooden floors. it was kind of scary, your heart shooting up to your throat as you practically flew into the room and quickly shut the door behind you.

or well, you tried to.

he caught the door with one fucking hand, and you actually did scream this time as you leaned your entire weight into the door in an attempt to close and lock it on him. but well, you were dating the goddamn number two pro-hero. it was inevitable that you would fail.

you launched yourself towards the bed, somehow thinking that you would be fine as long as you were able to stand on top of it. but you were a bit too late.

thick arms wrapped around your waist, squeezing you like you were a stuffed animal. you struggled a bit, doing your best to wiggle out of his hold but he only snarled some more and took those three extra steps towards the bed. you had only a moment's notice before you were fucking body-slammed onto the mattress, a yelp escaping your lips. instant k.o.

"you fucking minx," katuski seethed as he wrestled with your squirming body. sheets went awry, pillows landing on the floor as you laughed breathlessly. you put up a good fight, but eventually you found yourself pinned to the bed. katsuki sat on your hips heavily, frowning down at you. he'd taken off his glasses, you noticed cheekily.

you grinned up at him, eyes lingering on the bite marks still on his neck. he looked so good like that, especially with the black tank top he had on. he nearly blocked all the light in the room with his broad chest that led to even broader shoulders that rested above his pretty little waist. "hi."

"got what y'fuckin' wanted, hah?" he growled, but you only smiled up at him. he hadn't pinned your upper torso, so you found that you were able to prop yourself up with your hands so that your face was a few inches from his.

"yeah," you breathed softly into his face. he made an unhappy expression that you knew was halfhearted before pressing his big ass palm against your face so he could push you back down onto the bed.

but you weren't done yet.

you latched onto the arm pushing you down and maneuvered your face away from his hand so you could launch yourself at his exposed bicep. then you bit him again, your blunt canines sinking into his muscles.

he made another surprised sound, and you grinned into his skin before your felt yourself being pushed away and pressed onto the mattress once more.

"motherfucker," katsuki cursed, holding you down with his body weight as he glared down at you. "you little fuckin'—"

"you like itttt," you sang, only to let out a yelp when he leaned down to bite onto the roundness of your right cheek, tugging at the skin there with his teeth. "yeowch!!! katsuki!!!"

he muffled something against your cheek, but didn't let go. you tapped at his back rapidly with your palm. "katsukiii!!! come on!!!! your canines are sharp as hell!!! i tap out, i tap out!!"

he let go and you immediately rubbed at your cheek. "got what you fuckin' deserved, huh? pull that shit again, i swear to fuckin' god—"

"yeah?" you taunted him, running a hand up the back of his neck so you could tug at the ash-blond strands on his head. he pinned his heated glare on you, eyebrows narrowing on his face. "and what're you gonna do about it?"

[lacrossepapi]

Sweatin’

Hey-o! This is for @hometownteenwolf 2018 and I’m so excited to share it with yall! I have lived in the deep south my whole ass life and can guarantee that these are all real things said by real humans. So here’’s Teen Wolf if it took place in my home town! 

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“If that gremlin sends me to in school suspension one more time because she thinks my shirt is too low cut I’m going to lose my mind!” Lydia shouted her hands throw in the air.

Stiles chuckled lowly and shook his head in sympathy. The gremlin she was mad at was their geometry teacher who had a tendency of standing above girls and telling them their shirts were too revealing. Stiles had been on the receiving end of Lydia, Allison, and Erica’s rants about the unjust dress codes at their high school since the first day of freshman year.

“I can kill her for you.” Erica offered with faux cheer and a sharp toothed smile.

“You can always drop honors and take Mr.Heathly.” Allison suggested even though she knew Lydia and Erica would never admit defeat.

“Oh cheese and rice can he not do that somewhere else? The high school parking lot is not an auto shop!” Scott complained loudly, knowing fully well that the werewolf currently working on his car could hear him, but to the group he whispered lowly, “That boys a snake in the grass if I ever saw one.”

Stiles broke out into obnoxious laughter when Peter Hale didn’t even pause what he was doing to flip them off. Peter Hale had a fantastic humor and an even better body. Stiles had had a crush on the boy since he first saw him. Naturally Peter didn’t acknowledge Stiles’ existence. Stiles had a type after all.

Stiles wished he knew anything about stupid cars. He personally thought Peter’s truck was loud and obnoxious, but he knew the other seniors would crowd around it and praise the monstrosity so it had to be something special. He also knew it was a Ford, though Derek thought that made it crappy. Derek prefered Chevy’s and the two Hales could be heard making quiet biting comments about which trucks are better.

Peter shut the hood of his truck and turned toward the group of sophomores with a smirk. Stiles’ steps faltered when he looked at Peter, whose dirty wife beater clung to his sweaty chest. Peter was a filthy Adonis with a smart mouth and Stiles was putty around him.

“Gross man!” Scott hissed under his breath.

“Poor Stiles.” Erica crooned at him.

Peter went from giving them a cocky smirk to a shit eating grin as his nostrils flared and his eyes snapped to Stiles.

“I uh have to be uh not here. There’s a thing. I need to go to that thing. Bye!” Stiles yelped the last word as he backed away from his friends and bolted to the football locker rooms.

-

Stiles’ jeep rumbled loudly down the winding road into town. He had always prefered taking the backroads around town. They were quiet, well as quiet as something can be when there are croaking frogs and screaming bugs, beautiful little trails through the forest that always seemed to be just barely restrained by industry and society.

Stiles cursed under his breath when he noticed how low the needle of his fuel gauge was, and where that meant he had to go. Only one gas station was anywhere near him, and it just had to be the one owned by the Hales’. Stiles started immediately mentally kicking himself for not filling up at the chain gas station when he was in town the other day.

Gas being almost three dollar a gallon was frankly horse shit and Stiles felt personally victimized since he lived a solid thirty minutes from any gas stations, even further to school or work. Hale’s Station wasn’t the most expensive in these parts, but it certainly wasn’t cheap and Stiles’ wallet was already weeping at the money he was about to drop.

Stiles pulled out onto the main road and made his way to his doom hoping against hope that Derek and Cora would be running it today not Peter or Laura, who both loved to tease Stiles until his face was burning and he wanted to disappear on the spot. When Stiles pulled up to the pump he breathed a sigh of relief because Derek was sitting at the register. Cora normally ran the pumps while Derek ran the register, so Cora was probably in the restroom or something. Stiles hopped out of his jeep and started for the door of the little convenience store to talk to Derek, but was stopped by an arm wrapping around his waist and pulling him back into a very hard chest.

“Well if it isn’t Little Red. We missed you somethin’ fierce the other day when you ran away to the locker rooms.” Peter’s honeyed voice washed over Stiles, send warm sparks down his bones.

Stiles forced himself to relax, he wouldn’t look weak in front of a Hale. Hale’s didn’t respond well to yellow bellied fools and Stiles was definitely not showing his yellow belly to Peter Hale most of all.

He dropped his head slightly back onto Peter’s shoulder to look the older boy in the eye before declaring, “I didn’t run. I had to go clean up the locker room.”

“Well that’s a fib if I ever heard one darlin’. Try again.” Peter hummed in Stiles’ ear turning his bones to jelly.

“You’re a damn fool Peter Hale. You’ll get us both in trouble with you’re hellish ways and I’m not gonna fight my daddy for some devilish boy with a wicked grin and candied nothings.” Stiles huffed before removing himself from Peter’s embrace.

Peter’s quiet laughter followed Stiles inside the little store where Stiles was met by The Disapproving Brows.

“I don’t know what's got your knickers in a twist, but that uncle of yours really gets my goose and your momma ought to have a talk with him about wearing proper britches. It’s indecent.” Stiles snapped as he approached the counter and the grumpy boy behind it.

“My momma ain’t got no way to control that boy. He could drive a preacher to cuss if you left ‘em alone together.” Derek chuckled and shook his head affectionately.

“Alright dumplin’ I filled you up nice and full.” Peter said, abruptly appearing behind Stiles and dragging a suggestive hand down Stiles’ spine, “He owes you $43.56 Der.”

Stiles flushed from the tips of his ears down to the tips of his toes. Where did Peter get off talking like that? He was going to put Stiles in an early grave at this rate.

“Now Peter listen here.” Derek started, but was cut off by Peter winking at Stiles and striding out the door.

Stiles handed Derek his debit card and signed the receipt quietly, still trying to calm his racing heart.

“He’s just teasing me Derek. It’s okay. It’s fun to pick on me I guess.” Stiles chuckled sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck and making his exit with one final shrug.

-

Football was not something Stiles could be bad at. It simply was not allowed. From the age of six boys were expected to play football, some played other sports as well but everyone played football. It was impossible to be bad at something you’ve always done. Stiles wasn’t amazing, but he was still starting line, which was pretty impressive if you asked him.

Friday night’s game was brutal. The Cyclones were going against the only other school in the county, the pompous rude ass Yellow Jackets. Stiles tried to stay above the school rivalry thing, but the Yellow Jackets always played rougher when they faced the Cyclones. Stiles always seemed to get hit the hardest for some reason, probably an unlucky great great grandfather or something had cursed him. The Cyclones won by seven points and Stiles had never been happier when the buzzer finally sounded the end of the game. Fireworks started going off, but Stiles’ head was still buzzing after that last tackle by the mountain of a seventeen year old they dubbed “The Bull” so he couldn’t enjoy them like usual.

The cheerleaders and the twenty benched players ran out to the middle of the field to congratulate each other.

“Stiles that was a brutal ass tackle man! He took you down faster than a hot knife through butter.” Erica cackled.

“You definitely have a concussion.” Lydia supplied unhelpfully.

Stiles found himself slumping against Scott’s unyielding back in defeat

“Thank fuck for werewolf strength.” Stiles murmured blearily as Scott continued to move them through the crowd to get to the rest of their friends.

“You know born wolves are stronger.” Came Peter’s silken voice from behind Stiles.

“They are not you egg suckin’ liar.” Scott snapped as he maneuvered Stiles’ exhausted body so that he was leaning against Scott’s side and could properly look at Peter.

All werewolves present immediately realized how much of a mistake that was when Stiles finally took in the sight of Peter sweaty and slightly winded, his hair a mess and face flushed. Stiles was too tired to try to control his reaction to the older boy so he straightened up and tried to walk away. Unfortunately Peter knew he was going to run away again and grabbed Stiles’ elbow.

“Before you skedaddle I wanted to invite you to my party at our lake house this weekend.” Peter asked with something akin to bashfulness.

“I’ll be there Hale. Try to wear something that isn’t tight enough to see your religion.” Stiles replied with a smile before stepping out of his grasp and heading for the locker rooms to shower.

-

Stiles put on his jeans and the most absurd shirt he owned, which just so happened to also look amazing on him, and raced down the stairs. Tonight was Peter’s party and Stiles was tired of playing games, it was time to tell Peter to stop teasing him just because he wanted an ego boost. If Peter wasn’t actually teasing Stiles but genuinely flirting with him then Stiles was going to climb that boy like a tree.

“Well look at you two! What a mighty fine couple you make!” Stiles cooed from his window as Scott and Allison walked to his jeep from Scott’s house, they always seemed to wear complementary outfits and it was both adorable and disgusting.

“Thank you Stiles! What are you wearing? That shirt looks like it got hit with the ugly one too many times.” Allison said with a small, amused smile as she lifted herself into the passenger seat.

“It’s my first date shirt! If this doesn’t run ‘em off then my babbling won’t either!” Stiles grinned at his friends and winked before putting the car in drive.

The Hale house was a huge plantation style mansion, but their lake house was much more modern. Stiles wasn’t a fan of sleeping in the Hale house even when Derek had invited him over for slumber parties when they were younger, the house just seemed so haunted that Stiles always had the heebie jeebies inside it. The lake house was all sleek counters and fancy flooring, completely new and unhaunted. Stiles was perfectly content to get raging drunk where no potential ghosts could mess with him.

“We’re going to go find Lydia and the puppies. Peter's probably wherever they're playing beer pong. Good luck Stiles!” Allison gave his cheek a kiss and pushed him into the crowd of people before she and Scott went the other direction in search of their friends.

Stiles was nervous enough that he was flushed and slightly shaky by the time he saw the beer pong table. Derek was going against his sister Laura with a determined look on his face, which was honestly adorable.

“We've been stuck on the last cups for too long. That's it! I'm calling celebrity shot. Peter get over here!” Derek declared motioning for Peter to join him.

“That's not fair! Peter is banned from celebrity shots after the summer of ‘05 and you fucking know it you snake! I hope you gave your heart to Jesus cause after this game your ass is mine little brother!” Laura shouted angrily as Peter smugly walked over to Derek's end of the table.

“Not uncle Peter. Derek just boosted that son of a bitches ego when he already walks around with his nose so high in the air he could drown in the rain.” Cora Hale groaned from somewhere beside Stiles.

The combination of both Hale girls’ cutting remarks made Stiles throw his head back with loud laughter. He loved these fierce people and he especially loved how much they picked on Peter.

Stiles opened his eyes as Laura let out a triumphant yell. And his brain immediately took in the scene before him.

Peter had missed the shot.

Laura had sunk her ball in Derek's last cup.

Peter was staring at Stiles with a heated gaze.

Stiles had distracted Peter and made him miss the shot.

Stiles flushed all over as he met Peter's blazing gaze.

“Stiles.” the word flowed from Peter's lips like a prayer, like Stiles was his only salvation.

“Well that's enough of that.” Cora said roughly as she hip checked Peter out of the way and towards Stiles.

With Peter so close Stiles was having a hard time remembering the rant he had planned.

Peter's intense gaze broke as his eyes dropped to Stiles’ chest, “Is your shirt just a bunch of Nicolas Cage faces?”

Stiles was immediately brought out of his trance and grinned like the devil at Peter.

“You bet your sweet ass it is. What do you think?” Stiles asked pulling his shirt out a little to get a better look.

“I think it'd look better on the floor of my bedroom.” Peter leaned into Stiles’ space with a suggestive tug on the bottom of his shirt.

“Now you listen here Peter Hale. I have just about had it with you constantly teasing me about my crush and I think it's well past time that you quit playing games with me.” Stiles huffed angrily and crossed his arms.

“What if I'm not playing games Stiles? What if I actually do want to be with you? What if all I want right now is to get you out of that horrendous shirt and into my bed?” Peter asked more softly than one would expect when saying such sexual things.

“Well then I'd say call me a squirrel cause I'm gonna get my nut.” Stiles gave Peter's shocked look a shit eating grin and pulled the older boy into a heated kiss.