#i HAVE TO EAT THIS THERES SO MUCH. WHY DID I SCATTER SEEDS LIKE THIS

[squidplatoon]

If you ever think to yourself “i should plant more than 2 leafy greens for just myself” thats the devil talking

[angeledwings]

ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ꜱʜɪᴘꜱ | @hartofbalamb //HMR I LOVE YOU TY. YOU ALREADY KNOW ME SO WELL asdfghjkl;♥♥♥

Send me a Ship and I’ll Break Them DOWN

How did they they meet?

Hoooboy this is gonna be kinda long.

So, I have this headcanon that Rinoa was looking everywhere for a Garden who would agree to offer their mercenaries in exchange for a low price---which is a very horrible exchange. And she knew that.

First. Rinoa went to Galbadia Garden; the snooty rich SeeDs with more experienced fighters. Their headmaster declined Rinoa’s offer---as expected, but that hardly unmotivated the determined resistance leader.

Next, she applied for help to Trabia Garden. The best they could do was offer some technicians and a trainee to ensure safety protocols and offer security. And while that was a kind offer, it wasn’t what Rinoa was looking for. Trabia declined Rinoa’s want for their experienced fighters but gave her a referral for Balamb and allowed her to board the train free of cost. (They were a bunch of nice people.)

The minute Rinoa arrives in Balamb, she’s met with the sight of a silver haired woman ruthlessly kicking the snot out of some poor helpless burly guy while another man in a white coat brandishing a sword laughed hysterically at the woman’s antics. Indeed, that was the posse we all know and Seifer loves.

Rinoa immediately assumes Balamb is an island full of delinquents with a bad reputation, but that doesn’t deter her from seeking out what she came there for.

However, before she was going to head down the road towards the Garden, she was going to stop the brutal beating by stepping between the woman and the cowering man, DEMANDING they stop. She didn’t mind a brawl if it meant fighting for what was right. And they were vehemently out of line.

This triggers Seifer, and he decides to introduce the fear of god into the small woman’s tiny form. He leers over her, using his tall stature to make her feel small, obsolete, weak. His piercing greens bore into her skull. And if looks could kill? She’d have died a thousand times.

Rinoa cared little for his approach. She was NOT afraid of him.

She stares back, eyes winced, brows furrowed, hands on her hips. She challenged him; a huge mistake no one DARED think about.

Still. He was not getting his way by trying to intimidate her.

They stay like this for a good five minutes. Seifer breaks, finding everything about her...amusing. different. hilarious. surreal. He smirks, then scoffs at this little spitfire and tells her to get out of his sight.

Fujin ceases her brutal beatings on Raijin and notices Seifer watching the blue clad woman with a wide eyed stare, and a psychotic curl of the lips.

He did not want their game to end. He wanted to make her suffer.

So he  follows her...

Who developed romantic feelings first?

Seifer.

Rinoa was too involved with getting Independence for Timber that she didn’t have time for romantic feelings. Or so she thought. Yes. Seifer was cute. He smelled good. His voice was was like a melody to her ears, but it was normal to get infatuation. And Rinoa assumed it would pass. It obviously did not.

Seifer, however, developed feelings for her because she didn’t want him, and she never took his shit. He was a selfish asshole and always treated their meetings like a game. Until it wasn’t...

Something about how passionate Rinoa was about her cause woke something up inside of him. Her determination for what she wanted was inspiring. Just like a little boy he once knew from long long ago...

Rinoa’s feelings eventually grew the moment Seifer started talking to Rinoa about Forest Owls. He would show minor tender moments to show Rinoa that he sincerely wanted to help her. It meant a lot to her because of the lengths he went to make sure her dream would prosper. He didn’t care about Timber at all, though. He cared about Rinoa, and what she wanted. So, what was important to her, was important to him.

He promised her he’d become a SeeD, and offer himself in Garden’s stead. But not for free. She owed him a date, and she was already neck deep in a shit ton of debt---or so he claimed.

Rinoa loves Seifer, and still does to this day. Theres a connection she feels that cant be said with words. Its just there. And it always will be.

Who is their biggest “shipper?”

Raijin. Raijin likes Rinoa because she saved him from Fujin’s wrath more than once. THEREFORE. HE ENCOURAGED SEIFER TO CHASE HER. Lmao. But oh. Don’t tell Seifer what to do. xD

When did they have their first kiss and under what circumstances?

Very bad circumstances lol. Seifer is an asshat. We all know this. How he shows affection or interest is...unusual at best.

What he did was, he needled her over the smallest things, tried to convince her she was stupid, told her she was weak, and on one occasion prevented her from going anywhere by barring her path with his legs. He was sitting in a seat blocking the door, laid back, watching her freaking out to let her go. It was amusing. He LOVED playing with her.

During that moment of hysteria, he drops his feet, grabs her, and plants a good one on her. She answers with a big slap against his face and screaming about something or another. Yeah, yeah. He’s heard it all before sweetheart.

He laughs and simply says, “Wow, that actually hurt.” He bars her path again by slamming his hands on the wall behind her and whispers, “Do it again...”

Who confessed their feelings first?

Seifer. Though not in your usual way. I mean, of course right? He’s a pompous asshole. Confident as hell and really doesn’t care any other way. It was just.

“Yeah, yeah. I’m not concerned about what you’re saying, but I like your face.”

What was their first official date?

Uhhh. Rinoa is still in “debt”. Loooool.

How do they feel about double dates/group dates?

Rinoa thinks they’re adorable. Seifer thinks its tacky. And what if he got a boner? Its not for them. But. Oh well. they can look. He’s a pretty impressive guy and all. -rolls eyes-

What do they do in their down time?

I can imagine Rinoa likes to pamper herself with bubble bath, massages, facials, and taking naps with Angelo. She also likes to catch up with some of her friends with lunch or a little get together.

And I figure Seifer is doing something dangerous or completely stupid. You know. So he can come out in a blaze of glory.

What was the first meeting of parents as an official couple like?

Well. Being that Rinoa only knows Edea due to....reasons. She never got a proper introduction.

Seifer met Fury and he didn’t care to change his personality to look good in front of the General. And Rinoa LOVED THAT. Seifer wasn’t afraid to continue being himself even towards a man of “great importance”. Seifer was just Seifer.

Caraway HATES his guts.

What was their first fight over and how did they get past it?

Obviously over the stunts he does. He is reckless with how he approaches things and due to that, it could land the Forest Owls in hot water. Rinoa was PISSED with some of the things Seifer threw himself into for fear that he wouldn’t come out alive. She was constantly worried that he would die over just one mistake, and he NEVER took her worries into consideration.

He knows he’s hard to kill, and he always told her that. Why did she care so much, anyway?

Women. Right?

They never really got passed it. Just bored of it? It was the same argument over and over. Seifer was not going to change and Rinoa had to accept that. And she did, no matter how much it hurt.

Which one is more easily made jealous?

Uh. Both, honestly? Though I see Seifer much more inclined to turn the entire misunderstanding into a fiasco that would make you regret having known him. Like. Punching out a guy for having looked at his girl a certain way. Starting an argument with a guy at a checkout register for telling Rinoa to have a good day bc thats obv signs of flirting. (Yes, I am aware that is VERy toxic. Seifer is toxic.)

Rinoa is more reserved and wants to keep it between them. But she isn’t all innocent. If Seifer even so much as says “hey” in a certain way to another, Rinoa will do the same with a guy to make him jealous. Its just a cycle of ugliness lol.

What is their favourite thing to get to eat?

Who doesn’t like sushi, fam? ;D

Who’s the cuddly one? What their favourite cuddling position?

Rinoa obviously cuddles Seifer. She loves every snuggly position. Just as long as she’s near him she loves it.

Seifer prefers laying on his back with an arm around her.

Are they hand holders?

Rinoa certainly is. She wants to hold Seifer’s hand all the time.

Seifer thinks its pathetic and embarrassing as fuck. Buutttt. He’ll give Rinoa this ONE exception.

How long do they wait before sleeping together for the first time? What’s the circumstances?

They should have waited longer buuuut, about 5 months since they met.

Circumstance? They were horny? asdfjgdflks;

Who tops?

Seifer. He has more experience.

It took Rinoa a little while to really learn about her body and what it liked. She can top when given the opportunity.

What’s the worst first they’ve ever gotten into?

I’d say, their first kiss was the worst fist of the century. xD Pretty sure the people of FFVIII heard Hyne crying.

Who does the shopping and the cooking?

Both. Rinoa LOVES Seifer’s cooking. Rinoa is also skilled with culinary arts. And she also does the shopping since Seifer gets irritated and loses his patience.

Which one is more organized and prone to tidiness?

Seifer is really organized for being a scatter brained asshole. Rinoa is the tired little poof. She loves her naps. <3

Who proposes?

Unfortunately....we all know how this panned out. :’(

Do they have joined Bachelor/Bacheloette parties or separate?

Who is the best man/maid of honour? Any other groomsmen or bridesmaids?

Big Ceremony or Small?

Do they have a honeymoon? If so, where?  

Do they have children? How many?

[toasttdaddy]

100 Questions No One Asks Tag? I Guess?

1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED?

To be honest I don’t really care if its open or not. 

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS?

Yes! 

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT?

I sleep with blankets scattered on my body, none of them organized whatsoever.

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE?

Nope.

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES?

Eh, I’m not sure. I like them, but I prefer my arms to write on. I cant forget my arms somewhere, but I can forget a sticky note.

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM?

Nope.

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES?

A swarm of bees, because bears are afraid of large objects, and run when encountering something large. Im literally a fucking gnome so. 

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES?

A few.

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES?

Very rarely. 

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE?

When people chew loudly. Makes me wanna choke them.

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK?

Yes. By 8′s. I think its a dancer thing.

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS?

Nope das gross.

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS?

Nahhhh.

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING?

25/8

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS?

I used to a little bit.

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK?

Zero. I’m only 15. I’m not about that life.

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED?

I think its a queen or a double? I should know this.

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK?

Would - Alice in Chains

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK?

Hell yeah! 

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS?

Nope. I never did. I had no childhood.

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE?

Probably the Percy Jackson movies. They’re not accurate to the book at all.

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME?

I would bury the treasure in a giant pile of legwarmers.

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER?

Either milk or water.

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN?

Sriracha or ketchup.

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

Black beans and rice.

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE?

Harry Potter

27. LAST PERSON YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU?

HAH. No one. 

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT?

Nope.

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE?

Depends on if people will see my face, and how much photoshop is being used. I hate myself lol.

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER?

Probably uh... Shit I don’t think I’ve ever done that.

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR?

Nope.

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET?

Can’t drive.

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS?

If I can’t drive, I can’t run out of gas.

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH?

Peanut butter and banana.

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST?

Cereal. Of any kind. I actually love Raisin Bran. Don’t shoot me for saying that please.

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME?

Sometime between 10 and 11.

37. ARE YOU LAZY?

Hmm. I dunno. The other day I laid on the floor for an hour. So Yeah. Very,

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN?

I still am a kid. Lets see, I was: A bat princess, a troll, a vampire, a fallen angel, princess belle, a monster high doll, a leopard, a skeleton, and an ewok. Probably more but I can’t remember.

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN?

I think this means this thing? I’m a Leo.

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK?

A grand total of 1.

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS?

Nope.

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS?

Lincoln Logs

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN?

Not really. I just kinda go with what happens because I have too much anxiety to force my opinions.

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN?

Whomst?

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS?

Nope.

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS?

Nope.

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR?

Yeah boi.

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?

Definitely.

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR?

Ye.

50. EVER USED A GUN?

No.

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER?

School pictures.

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY?

Usually.

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL?

Nope.

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI?

Yep.

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE?

Apple pie my dooods.

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?

Veterinarian, Teacher, Archaeologist, and a Scientist.

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?

Yep.

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING?

Yeah its spooky.

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY?

I used to but I gave up.

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS?

No

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE?

No

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED?

Sweatpants and a tank top with a sweatshirt if I’m cold. If I’m not, just underwear.

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT?

Still haven’t gotten to one yet.

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART?

Target.

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS?

Nike.

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS?

Cheetos bitch. Fritos only work when youre eating chili with them.

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS?

Peanuts

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN?

Nope

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS?

For the past 12 years.

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING?

Not really tbh.

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE?

Ye

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE?

Nope. Almost got into the finals of one but I fucked up spelling foreign.

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY?

Yes.

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS?

Nah.

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER?

Noperoni.

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE?

Nope.

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Yep. Right now. Its amazing. 

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT?

Alice in Chains or Shinedown.

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW?

The school chorus in 8th grade.

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA?

Cold tea.

81. TEA OR COFFEE?

Coffee

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES?

Sugar Cookies

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL?

Kind of?

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE?

Yeah, unless im doing a flip or jumping into a pool.

85. ARE YOU PATIENT?

Mildly.

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING?

Uhhhhh I guess a band, but thats most likely expensive af.

87. EVER WON A CONTEST?

Yeah. It was limbo. 

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY?

Nope.

89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES?

I fucking hate olives.

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET?

I can finger knit small tubes... That’s all.

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE?

Living room or bedroom. 

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?

Yeah boi.

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED?

Nah.

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH?

@spacekidkade

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY?

Nope.

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

Nope.

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS?

Tbh I’d rather have dogs. 

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

Deep purple.

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I dont think so no. If so i’ve repressed it.

100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS TAG NEXT? 

@spacekidkade because why the FUCK not?

[fearofaherobrine]

Roleplay Server Log #178

“Slender’s Tantrum, Digital Markus”

[Vulpix] Is looking for Hope and finds her in Mort's lap.  She decides to jump into his lap as well-

[Mort] Is startled out of his reverie- Umm, hello. What are you? Apart from friendly, apparently?

[Vulpix] - Vul!  Vulpix!

[Mort] Vulpix? Isn't that close to the Latin for fox or something?

[Hope] Mews at Vulpix and licks it a little-

[Vulpix] Makes happy noises-

[Deer] Wakes up as she feels an opening occurring near them.  She nudges Doc urgently- Love?  Wake up...

[Doc] Blinks and feels the firewall opening without admin permission. Xe shoves back angrilly against the intrustion with a secondary protocal that looks like a chickenwire fence of jumbled code.

[Splender] - Hey!  It's me!

[Doc] Oh! Shit! Sorry! - Xe waves it away- I was half asleep, and with the baby and all....

[Splender] - Understandable...  Umm...  Brother would like to speak with you...

[Doc] Crap.... Do I have to come out there? Can't we just... Skype or something?

[Splender] - I've convinced him to only speak through the portal...

[Doc] Better then nothing I guess... The server should be able to handle it. - Doc lifts up Yaunfen and sets hir between Deerheart's paws. There's really nothing to say. Xe kisses Deerheart and stands bettween Splender and hir mate.

[Slender] Comes into sight as Splender steps aside.  He's obviously very angry- Hello Doctor

[Doc] Xe's a bit less nervous in this shape- Slender...

[Slender] - Care to explain to me why ANOTHER member of my household has returned altered?

[Doc] He picked a fight with BEN. And BEN is one of the two carrying the Insanity removing virus. I had no intention of doing anything to him, if only because of the circumstances of his visit.

[Slender] - Fights between household members are normal, perhaps you should have accounted for this

[Doc] I only missed preventing them from contacting physcially by a fraction of a second. They're both quite fast.

[Slender] - Of course they are!  They are hunters!

[Doc] And BEN had every reason to be angry, so I wouldn't get too mad at him either. Ej was being quite awful. We've all been very patient with him, trying to make him comfortable and feel welcome. I expect no graitude obviously, just saying.

[Slender] - And just what could BEN have done?

[Deer] Shudders a little behind Doc, the waves Slender gives off are very unnerving-

[Doc] Hold his temper? But I think we know that won't happen. Ah! Here, - xe holds out a roll of fabric to Splender- Ej's tools. I made him a soft case so they wouldn't get scratched.

[Splender] Extends a tendril and takes the roll- I meant what could BEN have done or said to make EJ act in that manner, it's not normal for him

[Doc] Frankly Ej threatened to eat one of BENs family members.

[Slender] - Which member of the household did he threaten to eat?

[Doc] Knows it's useless to lie and sits up straight and proud on hir haunches. - It was his unborn child.

[Slender] - A child?

[Doc] BEN has a son, he was born less then a week ago.

[Slender] - I see...  How interesting...- Slender is already considering how this can be brought into the household and how to tell the others

[Doc] He has not told you because he intends to raise the child here. The mother cannot leave the game, she's a type of digital ghost who's existence is dependant on her best friend remaining by her side.

[Slender] - Curious...

[Splender] - Brother, I shouldn't leave this open much longer...

[Doc] At Deerheart- Are we holding steady?

[Deer] - Yeah, it's wavering a little at the edges of the opening, but otherwise it's fine

[Yaunfen] Makes it's first growl towards Slender, but it's barely audible-

[Doc] Hears the tiny growl and swells with pride in hir little family. Xe muses- At least Ej's dietary issue won't be as much of a hassle anymore...

[Slender] - So I've been told...  It will take a bit of rearrangement in the kitchen however...

[Doc] One of our Steve's made him a cookbook with quite a few recipies containing animal organs. I think he's overdue for some cooking lessons anyway.

[Slender] - We shall see...

[Doc] Makes a slightly pained face-  I gave him quite a few of mine as well.

[Offender] Hey what's going on over here!

[Trender] - GET BACK HERE AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!

[Doc] Laughs despite hirself-

[Slender] Sighs- I think we'll have to end this discussion for now- He turns away before glancing at Splender- Be careful brother

[Splender] - I always am!- He steps through the opening and closes it before slumping

[Pinwheel] Pokes head out of Splender's jacket-

[Doc] Oh Splender... I'm betting you had to eat a lot of crow for that... I'm sorry. I'd hug you but I don't want to get bit again.

[Splender] - It's okay...  Just need for the children to wake up...

[Doc] Maybe I can still help- Xe picks up Yaunfen and gives them a kiss- So brave - Xe snuggles them warmly and then includes Deerheart in the hug- You too. So proud of you both. I love you so much.

[Splender] Eagerly feasts on the emotions- I spent so much energy keeping brother calm...

[Doc] I've got mad love for you too Splender, your help is priceless. I'm so glad you stay around here with us- Xe focuses the full force of hir emotions thinking of everyone xe cares about.

[Splender] Perks up- Thank you!

[Doc] Smiles broadly -  You're welcome. And now you can focus on Pinwheel without worrying about Sally or Ej getting bit too.

[Splender] - Mmhm!

[Splender] Yawns- I think I'll head home now...

[Doc] Be safe my friend.

[Splender] - I will!  You be safe too!

[Doc] Looks to Deerheart, hir eyes full of love and trust. - I will.

[Deer] Smiles and nuzzles Doc in response-

[Mort] Goes out early and greets the barn cats. The horses are wanting their feed and the hay bales are easy to find. The skeleton horses give him pause but they seem friendly enough.

[Lie] Wakes up alone in her bed since CP is sitting with Notch.  She looks outside and see's Mort and decides to join him.  She gives CP a quick kiss as she passes him and steps outside- Morning

[Mort] Ah, hello Lie. I thought you might be a bit tired and decided to help out. You've got quite a collection of critters. But I didn't hear a rooster this morning. Do you not have one?

[Lie] - The animals here are androgynous

[Mort] Interesting! I picked up some eggs when I fed them, I guess they just hatch anyway?

[Lie] - If you throw them, yes

[Mort] Throw them?!

[Lie] - Yes, there's a chance that when you throw an egg it will hatch a chick.  However normally to get a baby animal you just feed two of them and they create a baby

[Mort] ah... Sorry, if it seems like I'm being stupid. I'm not much of a gamer. Mom would never let me have this kind of thing.

[Lie] - That's okay, it's understandable.  Here, hold these seeds

[Mort] Takes them - Oh, do you want them sprouted?

[Lie] Watches as the chickens swarm the gate into the coop- Or you could try feeding them

[Mort] Okay? - He scatters some seeds in among the flock-

-Hearts erupt everywhere and baby chicks appear, one glitching through the gate-

[Mort] WHOAH. Well...  I feel loved... insta chickens

[Lie] - That's how breeding any animal here works

[Mort] even the undeads? - Thumbs at the skeleton horses

[Lie] - No, the undead do not.  So what haven't you fed yet?

[Mort] Umm, sheep, and dogs.

[Lie] - Well then let's take care of them- Heads for the sheep pen

[Mort] Follows behind her - There's a bit of growth where he steps since he's been meditating and he's leaving some rather tall grass in his wake.

[Lie] Smiles as a small pink sheep runs up to the fence- Morning Rosebud

[Mort] Awww, pink sheepie. You have so many cute pets Lie. The little fox thing and the kitten hung out with me all night.

[Lie] - Hope and my Vulpix?  Yeah, they love finding spots to snuggle together.  This little pink sheep and the Vulpix were both gifts from my husband

[Mort] wiggles his eyeridges like brows- I guess theres a little tenderness under that grumpy exterior huh?

[Lie] - He's trying and that's what's important.  He was told for so long that softer emotions were bad that he has much difficulty expressing them- She clicks on the grass blocks with bone meal to create more grass for the sheep to eat

[Mort] Oh yes, everything is a process. Dawn's very adamant about that kind of thing, but then, we have nothing but time to kill. We can take it slow. Here, let me help you - He slips off his sandles and wiggles his toe bones in the grass, letting himself relax.  - There's a bit of a ripple and the ground erupts in tuffs of grass and normal flower types.

[Rosebud] Bleats at Lie before sniffing and chewing on a little grass.  Another baby sheep suddenly becomes an adult-

[Mort] Chuckles- There you go. Eat your grass, it's good for you.

[Lie] - Come on, the pigs and wolves still need their food.  Although you may wanna stand back from the wolves, they will go out of their way to attack skeletons sometimes

[Mort] Then I'm glad I didn't try to feed them before you got up... There were still some wandering monsters the first time I tried to go out too. Somehow I didn't think I'd be given a pass for being undead.

[Lie] - That's alright - Lie grabs a bunch of steaks from a chest outside of the dog pen and throws them into the dog pen.  The wolves quickly set themselves upon them although a few growl at Mort only to be admonished by Lie

[Mort] I'm more of a cat person anyway...

[Lie] Laughs a little and heads for the pig barn- Carrots are in the chest over there, if there are none there should be a bunch ready to pick in the garden

[Mort] I'm on it. Never had pigs myself, but it seems like everything is simpler here.

[Lie] - It really is

[Mort] Tossing carrots - I'm used to farm work, but it was more focused on growing crops then tending animals. Any chance you need stuff harvested? - Grins- I'm wicked with a scythe.

[Lie] - I haven't checked on the garden for a few days, so everything should need harvesting

[Mort] I left mine at home, do you have one?

[Lie] - No, TLOT's the only one who I know of who lives here with one.  But you don't need it, you literally just punch the crops

[Mort] Then I can show you a trick, since you've kindly shown me some of your magick. Lead on.

[Lie] Leads him through the arch which marks the entrance to her garden-

[Mort] Okay, watch this- With a smile he rolls up his right sleeve and pulls out a very hairy belt, it looks like brindled wolfskin. With practiced ease he begins lacing it around his arm, even between the bones.

[Mort] He closes his eyes and the bones curve over the black hollows in his eyesockets, the pinprick lights vanishing underneath as he concentrates. There's a bit of light from inside his sleeve and a bright green fire flows out from inside his chest and enrobes his arm, bulking it out into a much larger shape.

[Lie] Watches curiously-

[Mort] Flexes the translucent werewolf arm that's much larger and covered with the humps of muscles and fur. He swings the long clawed fingers outward in a gentle sweep and the plants for several blocks around him pop up and into the individual floating items. - Good enough?

[Lie] Smiles and gathers the items before replanting them- Very much so

[Mort] Walks down the rows making almost lazy sweeps and soon the garden is shorn of it's crops and ready for more. - If you want I can accelerate it growing back up and knock it all down again. Are you short for food?

[Lie] - No, this garden is enough to feed several people, so I don't have to harvest it often

[Mort] Takes a small polite bow. He wiggles the giant fingers as if cracking the knuckles-

[Lie] Continues to replant, keeping some wheat on her to make some fresh bread.  Once finished, she smiles- So, shall we head inside?

[Mort] Has quenched his fire and is unwinding the belt to put it away. - after you.

[Lie] Leads them back inside and looks at CP- Hey, has there been any change?

[CP] - Not really, he keeps ringing your flower though

[Dawn] Wakes with a small yawn.

[Vulpix] Is still on the bed and cocks it's head at Dawn-

[Daw] Just stares at it. - Lie? You own a kitsune?

[Lie] - No...  Are you referring to my Vulpix?

[Dawn] Yes, the multi-tailed fox. Is it supernatural like Cp?

[Lie] - Kinda?  It's a pokemon, a creature from another game

[Mort] That little cutie sat with me all night.

[Dawn] Oh! Okay. I'm not into it, but I have heard of it. I've had people try to sell me the merch before but I do not consider it antique enough for my business. Heh.

[Vulpix] Rubs against Dawn-

[Lie] - Do you guys want any breakfast?

[CP] Curses as Notch manages to startle him by dropping the bell flower on the floor-

[Lie] Sighs- I'll be right back, I need to check on them

[Notch] Makes a noise of pain and and reaches desperately for the flower.

[CP] Curses some more under his breath before picking up the flower and tossing it onto Notch's chest-

[Lie] - CP?  Is everything okay?

[Notch] Grasps at the flower like a lifeline and gives it a vigourous shake-

[CP] - He just dropped that damn annoying flower...

[Lie] Notices a stack of papers hastily shoved under Notch's bed- More paper work?

[CP] - I've got nothing better to do...

[Lie] Approaches the bed- Notch?  Can you hear me?

[Notch] I can...

[Lie] - How are you feeling?

[Notch] In a lot of pain... but this is helping .

[Lie] - Good.  Do you think you can handle any food?

[Notch] No... My bar keeps disappearing... I think... I may drop straight into creative....

[Lie] - Don't worry, we'll be here if you need any help.  Stevie should be back soon to take over for CP

[CP] Grumbles-

[Notch] Thank you Lie... - murmurs- my family...

[Lie] - We always will be, even more so now that you have our blood

[Notch] Love... you....

[Lie] - We love you too

[CP] Makes gagging motions behind Lie-