#i HATE CAPTCHAS

[fishfearer]

let me tell you if i was in drone school i would fail captcha class with a Z- 😭😭 i cant even blame robots at all for not being able to find the motorcycle in the image like wdym you want both wheels and the sidemirror too that shits HARD

[pira-vampz]

The fact that bro is freaking out over a captcha lmao

[breadmecoshy]

A cancerous tumor named Kokichi Oma took over my brain when I passed the fifth chapter of Darganronpa V3 a year ago

Yesterday he finally beat me

I bought an acrylic keychain with Kokichi and now I am lost to society

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

How well are the 500 yr old grandpas w/ technology? I already know their asses write like founding fathers

Nightmare: Killer! how do you say "this meeting will be a waste of my fucking time, fuck you" in professional e-mail terms Killer: Thank you, Name. I appreciate the offer, but I would like to know what I contribute to the meeting before attending. Cheers, Nightmare Nightmare: <- uses text-to-speech and autocorrect

Ink: you spelled captcha wrong Ink: and how Ink: and frustrating Ink: adjectives go before the noun Ink: you used "fml" right though so good job Ink: oh, you're also texting. in case this was meant for a search engine Ink: <- being annoying on purpose

[reallyhumongousgarden]

crusty drawings from like 2 weeks ago

[julieonbeat]

Shopping on gumroad is ass if you're visually impaired, because even if you do their shitty inaccurate captcha puzzles to the best of your ability you get blocked from buying things. Like I'm not a robot, I just can't fucking see your blurry ass 42 pixel ass ableist captcha.

[ratwars]

Google still thinks I am permanently a bot so I can't use google which is fine because fuck google.

[foxtrotsicrra]

this captcha brought to you by the distortion

[inhumanliquid]

"Wait! Are you human?"

No. But for the purposes of logging into your stupid website so I don't feel quite so lonely, yes.

[run-on-dreams]

wtf is this

[cassandralexxx]

I hate captchas So Much!!!

“Get this right to proves your a human” IM GOING TO GET IT WRONG EVERYTIME

it doesn’t matter if it’s selecting pictures, turning a puzzle, writing letters. I need multiple attempts for ALL of them >:(

[corruptionprincess]

can these fuckass universities & school boards pls figure out what "soon" actually means.

"your account expires soon" IN SIX MONTHS??

"this deadline is soon!" ITS FUCKINF TOMRORROW???????

[wall-e-gorl]

i sure do love how well twitter works

[lensdeer]

I wonder what's the best way to provide unhelpful answers to reCAPTCHA prompts, like, worst case scenario its dataset is used to train self-driving cars, and best case scenario it's free mechanical turk labor for fucking Google, so I want to poison its dataset as much as possible but hhh wonder how

Like, should I click every square that has at least one pixel of what they're asking me for? Should I do the opposite and select squares that ONLY contain what they're asking me for? Should I add some random squares to the mix? I'm okay with doing multiple captchas in a row until it deems me "erratic but probably human", I just want to know how to make my responses as useless as possible

[fairyspheres]

this is it. this is the worst 'prove you are human' captcha i've ever seen. why is this on the nhs website??? my eyes are so shitty i can't see what i'm doing

[jlf23tumble]

I don't know how to ask this without sounding rude but i really need to know. I have been a 1D fan for a long time and I have nothing against Louis, in fact I think he's a genuinely good person. But clearly he was the weakest link in 1D and continues to be so even now in comparison to the other guys. How does he manage to have so many fans and how is it that he's doing pretty well on his world tour? I would love to hear from you given you are a fan, is it just the nostalgia and a sort of protectiveness people feel for him? If not what is it that draws people to him?

It's not rude, but it's also just so factually inaccurate slash weird that I'm not sure where to start?? I kinda think you DO have something against Louis if you can compare him to, say, Liam and think that somehow Liam's the stronger link (even in 1D days, Louis's songwriting, the voice Louis brought to the group helped differentiate them substantially from a lot of the boyband blueprint). How he manages to have so many fans is actually rather simple to break down: a lot of people like what he's doing, ipso facto, they consider themselves fans of his and pay money to see him perform and/or buy his music.