#i HATE CAPTCHAS

[fishfearer]

let me tell you if i was in drone school i would fail captcha class with a Z- 😭😭 i cant even blame robots at all for not being able to find the motorcycle in the image like wdym you want both wheels and the sidemirror too that shits HARD

[pira-vampz]

The fact that bro is freaking out over a captcha lmao

[breadmecoshy]

A cancerous tumor named Kokichi Oma took over my brain when I passed the fifth chapter of Darganronpa V3 a year ago

Yesterday he finally beat me

I bought an acrylic keychain with Kokichi and now I am lost to society

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

How well are the 500 yr old grandpas w/ technology? I already know their asses write like founding fathers

Nightmare: Killer! how do you say "this meeting will be a waste of my fucking time, fuck you" in professional e-mail terms Killer: Thank you, Name. I appreciate the offer, but I would like to know what I contribute to the meeting before attending. Cheers, Nightmare Nightmare: <- uses text-to-speech and autocorrect

Ink: you spelled captcha wrong Ink: and how Ink: and frustrating Ink: adjectives go before the noun Ink: you used "fml" right though so good job Ink: oh, you're also texting. in case this was meant for a search engine Ink: <- being annoying on purpose

[reallyhumongousgarden]

crusty drawings from like 2 weeks ago

[julieonbeat]

Shopping on gumroad is ass if you're visually impaired, because even if you do their shitty inaccurate captcha puzzles to the best of your ability you get blocked from buying things. Like I'm not a robot, I just can't fucking see your blurry ass 42 pixel ass ableist captcha.

[ratwars]

Google still thinks I am permanently a bot so I can't use google which is fine because fuck google.

[foxtrotsicrra]

this captcha brought to you by the distortion

[inhumanliquid]

"Wait! Are you human?"

No. But for the purposes of logging into your stupid website so I don't feel quite so lonely, yes.

[run-on-dreams]

wtf is this

[cassandralexxx]

I hate captchas So Much!!!

“Get this right to proves your a human” IM GOING TO GET IT WRONG EVERYTIME

it doesn’t matter if it’s selecting pictures, turning a puzzle, writing letters. I need multiple attempts for ALL of them >:(

[awesome-therealjesus]

Most fucked up one i ever got was a "select all the traffic lights" and then they hit me with one of these

Does a depiction of a traffic light count!? It isn't a traffic light but it could definitely be considered one. I need more information you fucks!

[corruptionprincess]

can these fuckass universities & school boards pls figure out what "soon" actually means.

"your account expires soon" IN SIX MONTHS??

"this deadline is soon!" ITS FUCKINF TOMRORROW???????

[wall-eye]

i sure do love how well twitter works

[faboo978]

Is a square with a person riding a motorcycle also a motorcycle?

when i have to do the captchas that ask you to pick all squares that have, say, a bus in them, but the bus is broken up over different squares, my brain goes through a horrible detour of a mix between Wittgenstein's duckrabbit and Quine's gavagai: is a square that has the edge of a bus's mirror "a square with a bus"? surely it's a) a question of interpretation as to when a piece of a bus becomes enough of a bus to call it a bus and b) a question of idiolect, mediated through common usage, as to whether that detached bus part is a bus. this all takes about half a second. then i fuck up the captcha for unrelated reasons.

[lensdeer]

I wonder what's the best way to provide unhelpful answers to reCAPTCHA prompts, like, worst case scenario its dataset is used to train self-driving cars, and best case scenario it's free mechanical turk labor for fucking Google, so I want to poison its dataset as much as possible but hhh wonder how

Like, should I click every square that has at least one pixel of what they're asking me for? Should I do the opposite and select squares that ONLY contain what they're asking me for? Should I add some random squares to the mix? I'm okay with doing multiple captchas in a row until it deems me "erratic but probably human", I just want to know how to make my responses as useless as possible