#i DO WANNA INTERACT MORE WITH U GUYS! our muses are holding hands as we speak

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three. how strange

oikawa tooru x fem langa!reader

(hq x sk8 the infinity)

warnings: spelling mistakes, swearing, 2k+ words, u have langa’s blue hair sorry 

gen masterlist.            “snow” masterlist.

"so, you should tell me about yourself, y/n-chan" rika hummed "all i know is you're from canada and nothing else" she said

y/n hummed and took a small bite from her sandwich, munching lazily as she stares at rika from across her. "there's not much to say" she said. "oh cmon, there must be something" rika exclaimed

"favourite food?" rika asked "burgers." y/n responded with a look of glee "or fries. or poutines. or japanese bentos" she added

"see? im getting to know so much already!" rika said with a grin. "hm, how about your hobbies?"

"hobbies?" y/n repeated. "i like to skate.." she muttered. "what about you?"

"oh me?" rika hummed excitedly "well i play volleyball! im the girls team captain!" she exclaimed. "volleyball.." y/n mumbled as she recalled the brief conversation she had with cherry. "how do you play that?" she asked

"hm, well you just hit the ball and try to keep it in the air for as long as you can!" rika explained

"oh.. that's a bit boring" y/n said with a huff

rika spluttered and silently sulked "what do you mean?!" she exclaimed "volleyball is so fun! you get to play with your team and win! and go to competitions and-"

"rika-chan?" a girl's voice called out "who're you with?" another asked

y/n looked over her shoulder to see two girls walking towards them, holding what she assumed was a volleyball and their lunch. "oh, this is y/n-chan, she's our new classmate" rika explained. "oh, you're the transferee?" one of the girls asked

y/n nodded and quietly picked at her food, not wanting to look up and interact with the girls.

"not much of a talker huh?" the other girl mused. "well that's fine" she shrugged "mind if we eat with you guys?"

"not at all!" rika exclaimed with a grin. y/n grumbled in slight discomfort as she awkwardly sat along with the three girls.

"oh, sorry. im yuka" the girl beside her said with a wave. "i'm yuri!" the other said

"hasegawa y/n. nice to meet you." y/n replied with a straight face as she waved back at them

"hey, y/n-chan, yuka and yuri are twins and  both third years too! they're my teammates in volleyball" rika exclaimed. "is that so.." she replied "that's cool" she smiled

"man, you are really bland" yuka said with a chuckle as she slung her arm around her shoulders

"what?" y/n mumbled back as she stared up at the girl with a raised brow "a-ah! yuka meant that you're not really that expressive!" rika explained with a nervous grin "yuka-chan is bad at wording things so she comes off as mean"

"oh.." y/n muttered. yuka laughed and patted y/n on the back. "that's right, don't take it too seriously!" she said

"you should be nicer to her" yuki said with a frown as she watched y/n rub her back right at the spot where it got hit. "what do you mean?" yuka playfully scoffed "im nice! i mean why wouldn't i be?"

she then tucked some of her blue locks behind her ears and smirked. "how can i be mean to a cutie like this?" yuka cooed 

rika and yuki face palmed while y/n simply stared back at the girl with a blank smile, blinking cluelessly as the flirty remark seemed to fly over her head. "you're cute too." y/n said with a small smile as she continued munching on her sandwich

rika and yuki averted their eyes to y/n and deadpanned. "is she really that dense?" yuki sweat dropped. "it seems so" rika chuckled 

"i like you, you're cool!" yuka exclaimed as she slung her arm around the girl once more. "you should join the team" 

"team?" y/n mumbled in confusion. "I AGREE!" rika exclaimed as she slammed her hand on the table. "can you even play volleyball, y/n-chan?" yuki, who seemed to be the only sensible one, asked 

"no" y/n replied 

"i'll teach you!" yuka said with a grin "im the ace, this'll be easy!" 

"well, it's all y/n-chan's desicion if she wants to join or not" yuki said with a smile. 

"NOPE IT'S MINE!" rika interjected "im the captain so im scouting you to join!" 

y/n sweat dropped and shook her head. "can i decline?" she asked. "absolutely not." rika replied

"this is.. strange." y/n said as she inspected the ball in her hands. she dribbled it back and forth as she eyed the net. "what's with that net?" she asked them. "are we supposed to jump over it?" she asked

rika paled and immediately shook her head "ofcourse not! no one can jump that high anyways" she said. "were supposed to keep the ball from touching it. it also divides the court, as you can see."

y/n hummed and nodded in fascination. "oh. so we throw it over?" she asked

rika sighed and shook her head. "nope we hit the ball so it could fly through the air. kinda like this..." she took the ball from y/n's hands and fixed her stance to perform an overhand serve.

y/n's eyes followed her hands, watching as her palm made contact with the ball, and making it real through the air with immense speed and power.

"heh. hows that!" rika grinned. y/n looked at her with sparkling eyes, her expression laced with awe and admiration. "that's so cool!" she exclaimed "can you teach me?"

rika nodded excitedly and grabbed a different ball for her to practice with. "okay, so pretty much just throw the ball with your hand and hit it with the other" she said

"go as hard as you can. we're only practicing anyways” y/n nodded in determination and did as she was told. except, when she did her attempt, it was quite unsuccessful to say the least.

she threw the ball in the air, her aura changing into a more concentrated one, as she readied her other hand to hit.

"ouch!" she yelped as her hand missed the ball, which led to it falling ontop of her head. 

"ah, don't mind" rika chuckled "it's your first try, you'll get it right soon!" 

"right!" y/n replied

wrong. they were wrong. 

y/n couldn't perfect or let alone perform one successful serve or receive. it always ended with her tripping, missing the ball, or accidentally making it bounce onto her face

"i can't do it" she heaved out as she laid on the gym floors . "yes you can, you're just.. different.." rika sweat dropped "learning new things comes differently to others, so maybe with more practice you'll do well" rika said 

"i can't anymore" y/n huffed out as she sat up from the ground "it hurts." she gestured to her arms and face which was covered in bandaids. her arms were as red as they could be from all the impact it had been receiving. and her face was honestly close to being battered. she felt as if it was worse than the injuries she got while learning how to skate with reki. 

"but volleyball seems awesome and fun.." she muttered out in distress "i wanna play it. but i don't think i can" she said, making rika frown. 

"well.. we could always try again?" rika suggested with a smile. "im afraid if i get more bruises i won't be able to skate or move properly anymore" y/n replied with a grunt 

rika hummed in agreement. "well youre not wrong" she said 

"i wanna play volleyball.. but i also don't.." y/n said with a soft laugh "i wanna learn about it.. and be involved" she said  "maybe reki would be proud." she muttered with a smile. "..is that weird?" she asked 

rika looked over at her and shook her head with a smile "not at all!" she said "actually, it might know just what you want" 

"and that is..?" 

"please accept her as manager!" rika exclaimed to the coach as she bowed down in respect. "please!" y/n repeated as she went to stand back up, only for rika to push her head back down. 

rika sweat dropped and cupped her mouth, whispering to him with a frown "well, she's kinda bad at it so.." coach nobuteru sweat dropped and nodded. "i see." he said. 

coach nobuteru chuckled at the two and urged them to stand. "i don't understand, rika" he said "if she wants to play volleyball, why not let her join your team?" he asked 

"hasegawa y/n, correct?" he mused. y/n nodded in response, way too distracted by the boys' gym that seems to look relatively different from the girls'. "well, our manager spot is indeed open for offers" he said "we still haven't found one that's reliable and fairly compatible with the team." 

"yeah, most of the volunteers just wanna flirt with oikawa" rika explained, causing nobuteru to laugh but agree nonetheless. 

"..." y/n stared at them in confusion and tilted her head to the side, looking absolutely clueless. "who's oikawa?" she asked 

a few murmurs and snickers could be heard from outside the gym entrance, followed by some whines from a boy saying things like 'don't laugh!' or 'she's just playing hard to get!' 

"he's our team captain." nobuteru explained with a smile. "he's arguably one of the best players in the business, im sure he won't disappoint." 

"oh.." y/n muttered. "who are the other players?" she asked, not really wanting to discuss a boy she don't really know 

laughs and murmurs once again echoed through the gym walls, followed by some teasing remarks like 'oh the pretty girl's not interested in you' and the likes 

"well, we have our vice captain iwaizumi" nobuteru said. y/n then perked up at the familiar name and gasped in awe "iwaizumi-san's from our class" she said to rika who only nodded in response

"i see he's got a fan?" coach nobuteru mused. "iwaizumi is a wing spiker and our 'ace' as we may say" he said. "so cool!" y/n exclaimed with sparkling eyes as she invisioned iwaizumi spiking a ball through their opponent's blocks 

"enough!" a loud whine echoed throughout the gym walls, followed by various laughter from boys 

the three of them looked back to see oikawa crossing his arms and huffing in annoyance while some of the boys teased him 

"oh, you finally decided to show yourselves, huh?" coach nobuteru chuckled 

"coach!" the boys greeted with sheepish smiles as they put away their bags 

"well anyways, i'm guessing you've already heard our conversation" nobuteru said. "y/n seems like a nice girl.." he trailed off "she also seems interested in the sport.. and a specific player" nobuteru chuckled as he watched her discreetly look at iwaizumi with sparkling eyes and amazement 

"i'm thinking of giving her a chance." 

y/n's eyes averted towards him and blinked in surprise. "really?" she asked with a smile 

"yep. but it's only like a trial type of thing. we'll see how well you'll do, then we can all decide if you're cut out for it" nobuteru explained. "okay! i'll do it!" she agreed with a determined look in her eyes. 

beside her, rika yelped and bright her down to her height to whisper. "these boys are very rowdy so if you can't handle it, i'll totally kick off our shabby boy manager and take you in instead!" she said 

y/n looked at her in confusion and simply nodded. "okay.. but they can't possibly be that bad.." she whispered back. y/n then turned to inspect the boys, looking them up an down and studying their white and teal uniforms down to their shoes. 

"reki would look good in that" she mumbled to herself ".. the color's kinda like my hair.." she felt her cheeks heat up, causing her to jump and quickly cover them with her hands

"um.. when do i start?" she asked coach nobuteru

"right now." oikawa answered with a smirk. "nice to meet ya, manager-chan~" he winked. she raised a brow and looked him up and down. with a look of dread, she muttered; "you're the boy from class..the noisy one.." 

oikawa's face paled as he watched her bow at him then swiftly move along to greet the others. 

"eh?" he muttered in confusion. the brunette looked at her with furrowed brows and watched as she bombarded iwaizumi with questions. 

"are you really the 'ace'?" she asked him. "ah yeah.. i guess coach told you" iwaizumi replied with a sheepish smile. "are you good at spiking like rika?" she asked with sparkling eyes. "i guess so.." iwaizumi chuckled as he rubbed the back of his neck 

"so cool.." she mumbled in amazement "can you teach me?" 

"ah, that's not a good idea" rika quickly interjected "at least let your bruises heal first" she sweat dropped 

"bruises?" matsukawa hummed in confusion "why'd you have bruises, hasegawa-san?" he asked

oikawa simply watched as her expression morphed into one of slight embarrassment and dread. "i.. i tried to play volleyball.. but i suck" she sulked 

the boys sweat dropped and nodded in understanding "i see." matsukawa chuckled 

"well no worries, we'll teach ya if we ever have the time" he said. y/n was seemingly cheered up by that statement alone, seeing as her lips curved into a small smile. "thank you" she said 

"hey, quit staring you pervert" iwaizumi said as he nudged oikawa with his elbow 

oikawa looked over to him and chuckled. "im not staring" he said. iwaizumi rolled his eyes and lightly hit oikawa's head with his fist. "don't even think about flirting with her" he said 

"she seems to hate you enough." iwaizumi snickered "that's what you get for annoying her in class" 

"im not gonna flirt with her—" 

oikawa abruptly paused as his eyes caught hers. she kept eye contact for a while longer  and sent him a faint smile before looking away. 

the brunette blushed as he watched her walk off along with rika and coach nobuteru 

"iwa-chan.. i think im gonna have a problem with that request of yours" oikawa  muttered out as he watched her blue locks sway in the air 

iwaizumi huffed and slapped him on the back. "geez. you got love at first sight or something?" he teased

"yeah.. i think so.." oikawa responded with a hazy smile, watching her figure disappear with a blush sprawled across his cheeks 

"wait what? seriously?" iwaizumi asked in surprise "you can't be serious.. don't mess with me or her like that" he warned him. "im not!" oikawa huffed "im telling the truth, okay!" 

"whatever" iwaizumi rolled his eyes "let's get practice going" 

on the other side of the gym, y/n shuddered, which gained rika's attention. "something wrong?" rika asked her. "oikawa-san was staring at me..." she said with a small whimper ".. creepy.." 

rika sweat dropped and patted her back comfortingly "maybe he likes you" she jokingly said with a laugh. "i mean, it's not a bad thing. he's cute and nice. he's actually pretty fun to be around" 

"reki's like that too.." y/n muttered with a smile, completely disregarding the topic about oikawa. 

"who's reki?" rika asked with a curious hum. "he's my best friend." y/n replied "he's in okinawa right now."

"i wonder what he's up to.." 

"oi, redhead where's SNOW?!"  "SNOW's been gone for a few days, the beefs are getting boring!"  "i miss betting on her"  "we wanna see SNOW!" 

reki gulped as he watched almost the entirety of S rampage about the absence of their favourite rookie "ah, she's just taking a break for now!" reki exclaimed with a nervous smile 

reki sighed and simply walked back to his friends, groaning in exasperation as he sat on the ground next to miya "its no use, they won't buy it" he said. "well yeah." miya huffed "they love betting on her cus she always wins" 

"yeah right, she didn't even get injured last time"  "he's totally lying!"  "just tell SNOW to come!" 

"why don't we just tell em" shadow shrugged "not like she's coming back any time soon" 

reki frowned and shook his head. "that would stir a lot of commotion" he said "but i guess you're right. y/n can't really come to S anymore if she's not here." reki sighed in distress "AGH, WHY DID SHE HAVE TO LEAVE ANYWAYS?!" 

"SHE COULD'VE STAYED HERE INSTEAD OF MOVING TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY!" reki whined "now i don't have my best friend!" 

"no, it can't be.." 

everyone froze as the oh-so-familiar voice rang across the air. they looked back to see ADAM with his jaw slightly agape, and his hands shaking from either anger or disbelief. maybe both. 

"no way, it's ADAM" reki clenched his fists "what the hell is he doing here?" 

cherry frowned and nodded along. "yeah. there are no major beefs of events tonight.." he said 

"my.. my little y/n.." adam whimpered "she left me.." 

reki grimaced at the nickname and glared at the man, looking at him in utter distaste as he stood up warily. 

"NO! I WILL NOT LET THIS HAPPEN!" adam exclaimed in anger. he was seething, basically shaking from anger in distress. 

"you." he pointed at reki. "where is SNOW." he asked through gritted teeth 

"im not telling you ADAM." reki said with a glare. "leave her alone." 

adam scoffed and turned on his heels, picking up his board and walking off with tadashi following suit. "tch. i do not care." he said. "i don't need an interposing nuisance like you." adam scoffed 

"it doesn't matter if i have to search the whole country or let alone the world.." adam trailed off 

he placed his hand on top of his pounding chest and grinned. in a menacing tone, he muttered;

can you tell im a fucking wattpad author with how fast the oikawa suddenly liked her 

"i will find you, my eve." 

[thedailyimagines]

December Special: Isaac Lahey 2

Anon requested: “can u do an imagine for isaac lahey x male reader w the song right by my side by nicki minaj”

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Had to remove some of the lyrics due to length, but check out the full song! It’s Right By My Side by Nicki Minaj. This is the last requested songfic for a while. Hope you guys enjoy!

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Y/p/n = your pet’s name

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It all comes down, to this. I miss your, morning kiss

I won't lie, I'm feeling it. You don't know, I'm missing it

I'm so gone, I'm must admit It's too much, to hold it in

I can't say no more than this

I just hope your heart hear me now

I let you know how I'm feeling

You own my heart, he just renting

Don't turn away, pay attention. I'm pouring out my heart oh boy

I-I, I'm not living life I'm not living right

I'm not living if you're not by my side

Ooh oh I-I, I'm not living life I'm not living right

I'm not living if you're not by my side Ooh oh

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Collapsing on his bed, y/n laid with his face in the pillow. He was pissed off at Isaac. Y/n had been best friends with the other male since they were children, had being the key word. He understood why Isaac might not be the social type considering his father (especially now that Mr. Lahey was dead), but now he was flat out ignoring y/n.

Y/n had even tried to talk to Issac during lunch, but he was brushed off with a ‘not now’ and was pushed aside in favor of talking to new friends. Flipping over on his back, y/n stared up at the ceiling sadly. Isaac was his best friend, but also the guy y/n had been crushing on for the past two years. Looking over at the tank with his pet guinea pig, y/n smiled bitterly.

“I am the definition of bad romance movie right now, aren’t I?” Y/p/n just scurried around it’s tank without a care in the world. “Yeah, that sounds right. Boy has crush on best friend, best friend doesn’t know, boy is sad. I should write a book.”

Musing over the prospect of a book, y/n fell asleep. He dreamt of sharp teeth and howling. The howling in his dreams soon gave way to the annoying beeps of his alarm clock. Groaning at the prospect of going back to school, y/n got himself ready and headed out.

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Let's meet at, our favorite spot

You know the one, right around the block

From a nice place, that you love to shop

Can you get away?

Care to sit down, let's talk it out

One on one, without a crowd

I wanna hold your hand

Make you laugh again, I need to be near you

Gotta let you know, how I'm feeling

Own my heart, and she just renting

Don't turn away, pay attention

I'm pouring out my heart girl

I-I, I'm not living life I'm not living right

I'm not living if you're not by my side

Ooh oh I-I, I'm not living life

I'm not living right

I'm not living if you're not by my side Ooh oh

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Deciding not to sit alone in the buzzing noise of the cafeteria, y/n sat outside behind the bleachers. Him and Isaac used to eat out here to avoid Jackson and his band of asshole friends. Yeah it seemed pathetic, but it was quiet here and right now that was what y/n wanted.

He picked at his lunch, not really eating much of it more than making it look eaten. His mom would get worried if it wasn’t eaten. Moving to head to his next class, y/n paused at the sound of voices.

“I know that we need to fix this! But until we can figure out how to beat it, we’re useless!” Peeking out from his hiding place, y/n saw Isaac, Scott McCall, and a man with black hair conversing agitatedly. What the hell were they trying to beat?

“Look, the Kanima has to have a weakness. We just need to keep looking.” What was a Kanima? Was Isaac in a cult? Fuck, this was to much for y/n to process. Walking back quietly to where he was sitting, y/n finished gathering his things and walked out, acting like he hadn’t heard any of the conversation.

“Oh, hey Isaac. Am I interrupting something?” Isaac and Scott whirled around, the black haired male glaring at the newcomer.

“Y/n? What are you doing here?”

“I was eating lunch under the bleachers. What are you doing here and who is he?”

“This is Derek, a friend of mine. We were talking.”

“Cool. See you around.” Just the short interaction with his former best friend had made y/n’s heart ache. But he didn’t let it show, instead headed back to the school building.

Y/n swore he could feel Derek glaring at the back of his head.

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'Cause he know that it'd be a wrap

When I'm riding it from the back

Wait, oh, let me see your phone

'Cause all them bitches is ratchet

And let me get in my truck

'Cause all them' bitches'll catch it

Wait wait wait, there I go again

I be trippin', I be flippin', I be so belligerent

Man this shit that we be fighting over so irrelevant

I don't even remember though I was probably hella bent, let's go

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“Damn it!” Y/n threw the bouncy ball at the wall, only to have it bounce back and hit him square in the face. “Fuck! Ow ow ow...”

Why was he so angry? Because y/n had gotten stuck in a group project with none other than Isaac and Allison. Neither of them were being helpful and the project was due tomorrow. Leaving y/n to get everything together.

“They better not think their getting any credit for this shit, assholes couldn’t even bother with simple finding information.” To make matters even worse, today was the day y/n and Isaac had met (a day the two of them had always celebrated in some small way) and Isaac hadn’t even bothered to say hi.

Maybe it was time to drop Isaac as a friend. The thought made y/n’s heart break, but he saw no other option. It was clear that his best friend had moved on to ‘cooler’ friends. Y/n slumped down in his beanbag chair and put his face in his hands, tears silently falling. He didn’t want to lose his best friend, but it was too late for that now.

“And I love him. God do I love him. Why did it have turn out like this?” He wiped away the tears from his cheeks. Y/n decided he would finish up the project, email his teacher about his group mates, and sleep the pain away.

It would be back in the morning, but at least he could have a few hours away from it.

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I-I, I'm not living life

I'm not living right

I'm not living if you're not by my side

Ooh oh I-I, I'm not living life

I'm not living right

I'm not living if you're not by my side Ooh oh

I-I ooh oh

I-I ooh oh

I-I ooh oh

If you're not by my side

I can't eat I-I-I-I

I can't sleep I-I-I-I

What I need I-I-I-I

Is you right by my side ah

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I don’t own the above gif, all credit goes to the owner.

[sonderrow-moved]

SEND ME ლ( ͡° ͟ل͜ ͡°ლ) AND I’LL TELL A PLOT I ALWAYS WANTED TO WRITE WITH MY MUSE! (backup)

There are 36 here j f c.

ARCHER

I want Archer to genuinely cry. Like a broken child. He’d need to be hit where it hurt af and have the knife be twisted, with virtually no way of getting out of it so he’d break.

Traumatized kiddy Archer. Small beans who doesn’t move nor blink, but has his insides eternally convulsing. Post his sister’s sexual abuse or his first suicide attempt. Like fresh af, like the morning after or when he’s in his hospital bed with half his face bandaged.

This man needs more sadistic threads. In the oddest places, or public that is. And the sexual kind.

And be the victim of it.

Take it as you will, but I’d like Archer to be, like, really… gross… with a kid (well, preteen)…  LIKE not sleeping with them, but the whole predatory exchange that makes you go “jfc” when really he’s not gonna lock him up in the basement, but his flirtiness talking, just like how (creepily) flirty he is with males he minimally finds his taste. It probably will never happen since, well, RP community is very US oriented I can live without poking at that line fad;nglkagjkdal. I’m very fine with looking into this through drabbles and flashbacks interactions when Archer was a minor himself. I don’t think a lot of people with the energy to write a young muse created it to be emotionally abused, very understandably so. It’s just me loving ‘em horrific storylines. ಠ_ಠ We ALl FLoAT DOwn HeRE.

Archer babysitting. Listen I love unusual characters in those freaking cliche things :/

Archer getting something real parental-leaning with a child though and getting called Uncle Archer.

As Archer is always mentioned in mainstream medias since his case was so big some years ago, I’d like to come back to this with the network of relationships he’s built. Archer being a public figure like other famous/infamous criminals despite himself. His ego will inflated.

Along those lines I have this plotline where mothers find out Archer’s the sperm donor of their child and hassle him for money.

Archer crying of happiness.

Someone doing the unimaginable of making Archer comfortable enough for him to crack jokes and even if he humoured a bit in the past you guys dunno whats his deep, deep, deep humour is. spoiler alert; u gonna cri

Someone be victim of Archer’s actually nerding about something he’s passionate about, and boy is it disgustingly hard to listen to;  p o l i t i c s. And if you convince him to stop it’s gonna be food.

Someone bring Archer to go luxury clothes shopping… it’s like a kid in a Toys R Us.

Tbh have anyone gets Archer so well as to make a whole day with things he genuinely like; nobody ever guess his very specific tastes. That may just be what’s gonna make him cry.

Delve in to witness how Archer handles the work he does for his sire, as in right in the hands of it. And I don’t mean let’s have sex workers to have hot sex plots, I’m talking about the abusive, gross parts. To push others’ bodies to the limit. And the heartwrenching victims of human trafficking; and what needs to be done to keep order in this kind of things.

Someone (attempt to) teach Archer how to defend himself more properly… because he never planned to fight giant, angry monsters or a rapey sire.

Have Archer kiss in public his significant other… and be a perverted degenerate; very openly hold hands. And turn childishly possessive.

Archer going on one of his violent crisis which he usually does when alone, but someone stops him forcefully, even if he wants to keep breaking things.

Any scenario of Archer embarrassing himself about how in tunes with animals he is when nobody’s looking (and that he’s feeling well).

On that note, give him a pet that means the world to him… more than his SO.

Be trustworthy enough to show someone what he’s got in his wallet.

Talk to someone truthfully about his romantic relationship, past and present… itsprobablynevergonnahappen.

Have someone serenade him.

JAEL

Have Jael meet and befriend (prob’ with benefits) a total bitch (no matter the gender) to be disliked by everyone but the two of them.

Have Jael peak someone’s parental instincts; they want to take care of him, clean his place, but tbh they end up just being taken advantage of inadvertently…

Jael needs gaming, MMOs pal(s). Those you really open to because it’s online and you don’t wanna get involved IRL, but then you meet up. :^)

Comparing our dick size in the showers level of bros.

Jerking off in the showers level of bros. Jock style.

Be called out and kick his butt by a strong spirited gal.

Someone witnessing Jael in the junkyard in his hobo shooting range… and prob’ scaring the fuck out of them.

101 Dalmatians kind of meeting because Jael is the guy who didn’t have his dog’s balls cut.

Someone needs to forcefully give him a bath, and I don’t mean in the sexual way.

A bond with another dumbass, but naturally they’re all too dumbasses to remotely start to understand what a bond is.

Have him get some casual relationship with hitmen because killers be chummy to killers.

Gambling pals… and he’s that guy who never gives you the money he owes.

A medical person he sees every time he gets hurt. Like those cliche superheroeswhocannotgotothehospital plots.

[theaceofgays]

Just Passing Through

A crossover fic of @theneonflower‘s Years Later AU and @azurathemagician‘s Small Plum AU!

Word Count: 1,388 | Read Time: ~ 6 Minutes

“I cannot believe this!” Edlyn threw up their arms, cursing at the sky. “Of all the stupid, idiotic, reckless things you could’ve done, you opened up an inter-dementional space-time portal and got us blasted to Abyss knows where!”

Their face was so red from yelling it was becoming hard to see the freckles peppered across their cheeks and nose. “I was here for moral support, because I thought this was just going to be a simple astrology spell, and now look where you’ve landed us!”

“Where did we land?” Allisandra asked, removing her orange eyes from the pacing non-binary to glance around. This was... Luna Nova, but the air felt different, unsettlingly so. Almost as if they didn’t belong there. “Do you... feel that?”

“Soul shattering regret? Because I feel that every time we have to leave Seraphine alone. Can you imagine how she’s going to feel knowing we’re gone? She’s going to be devastated!”

Seraphine was flipping pages in one of her tomes, trying to find the answer to one of her homework assignments when she felt a sneeze coming on. She thumbed her place and half closed the book while she leaned away, nostrils revving up to expel air in a cute, kitten-like sneeze. “Huh... Must be the dust...” she mused to herself before continuing to read, grateful for the peace and quiet of having the room to herself.

“I’m sure she’s fine. And besides, I think we can replicate it easy enough. We just need to find the right spellbook and we’ll get back to our timeline.” Allisandra patted Edlyn’s shoulder. “Come on, Big Guy. You really don’t wanna go exploring time and space?”

“I-I...” Edlyn frowned, finding themselves unable to protest. “I guess now that you put it like that, it is a cool, once in a lifetime thing... Who knows, maybe this place has something that could be useful on our quest to help Sera unlock the powers of the Claiomh Solais.”

“Exactly~” sang Allisandra as she hooked her arm around Edlyn’s neck. “Besides, there could be cool inter-dimensional plants that are unrecorded in our universe.”

Edlyn’s eyes sparkled and they sighed happily.“You had me at inter-dimensional plants.” Suddenly the non-binary noticed someone in the distance, a dirty-blonde girl with a Luna Nova uniform. Edlyn squinted at the figure, trying to decide something. “Is their sash color...”

“The same as ours?” Allisandra tilted her head.

“No, it’s... definitely a different shade of purple. Ours is... more magenta? Yeah.”

Allisandra shrugged. “Either way, let’s see if she can’t help us out a bit.”

“Yeah!” Edlyn rushed off, almost too eager to interact with someone from a different time and place. Allisandra blinked away her initial surprise before she chased after Edlyn full force.

“H-hey, Eddy! Wait for meeeee~”

Ume had been on her way to class when she heard the shouting coming from across the courtyard, voices entirely unfamiliar to her to match the strangers off in the distance that were drawing near at an alarming rate. “U-uh?” She blinked, unsure how to react. Were they new students? Wait- were they wearing almost the exact same sash color? Copy Cats...

“Excuse me!” Edlyn bounded over with the energy of a puppy in a dog park. “Hi, yes, my friend and I were wondering if you could help us? We seem to have- erm- gotten a bit lost.”

“O-oh, sure!” Ume scratched the back of her head. “Happens all the time. Our school is pretty big. Are you two new?”

“Oh- well-” Edlyn glanced back at Allisandra for confirmation.

“We’re not from around here,” Allisandra said, shrugging. “Eddy and I are--”

“We’re from another dimension--” Edlyn cut in, sweating nervously.

“Edlyn!” Allisandra elbowed her team mate. “Not cool. You can’t just tell people that! What if that opened up some sort of space-time riff and we all got sucked in?”

“Sorry...” Edlyn frowned. “But she deserves to know the truth if she’s going to help us--”

“I-I’m sorry. Space-time? Who are you?” Ume blinked, brows creasing with stern confusion.

“Oh- right. Introductions. I almost forgot.” Edlyn bowed. “The name’s Edlyn Valiente but you can just call me Eddy. I use they/them pronouns.”

“Allisandra Machi,” Alli crossed her arms, not nearly as fanciful as Edlyn had been. “I opened A Ley Line to this world by mistake and now we need to open another one and get back.”

Ume nodded slowly, trying to take it all in. “Well I’m Ume. Ume Kagari-Cavendish... It’s nice to meet you both,” she curtsied.

“Wait-” Edlyn’s eyes went wide. “Cavendish like Headmistress Cavendish? I thought she and Professor--”

Allisandra put a hand over Eddy’s mouth. “Just because they didn’t have kids in our universe and practically adopted Seraphine doesn’t mean they can’t have kids in this one. That’s what makes it alternate, Eddy.”

Seraphine sneezed once more, having to quickly hold the book over her head while she did so. Perhaps it would be best to move on to a new book since this was the third time she’d sneezed while holding it. “I guess the universe is trying to tell me something...”

“Woah woah, wait- We’re seriously not going to discuss the differences between our worlds? I wanna know what my moms are like!” Ume said, crossing her arms.

“Look- that’s unimportant. We need to find out if there’s a way for us to return home,” Allisandra sighed. “Besides, we have other obligations waiting for us.”

“Yeah!” Edlyn said, parental instincts kicking in. “Though if we can get back and forth safely, maybe that means we can come visit more, or bring you over to our world, go on cool adventures together--” Edlyn’s eyes lit up and they turned to Allisandra with a grin. “Next time, maybe, we should bring Seraphine along...”

Seraphine had just opened up another book when she sneezed hard core into the title page. “Oh, come on!” She tossed the book aside and laid back on her bed, groaning. “I wonder what Alli and Eddy are up to,” She mumbled, glancing at the door expectantly.

“Okay, so you’re probably going to want to hit up the library and look at Astrology books right?” Ume smiled. “I can take you there and hopefully keep you out of trouble. Though that’s not so easily avoided with me.”

“Us neither,” Allisandra agreed, hands behind her head as she walked.

Edlyn skipped happily through the halls, only stopping every so often to encourage the other two along. “Come on, slowpokes!”

When Edlyn and Allisandra arrived in the library with Ume, they were surprised to find very little differences between the one they knew and the one before them. “Woah...” Edlyn walked through, “Even the layout’s the same...” The only minor difference is that there was no enormous shelf full of “Valiente’s Volumes of Herbology” which made Edlyn fairly disappointed.

“Maybe we don’t exist in this timeline,” Allisandra tried to reassure her friend, giving them a pat on the shoulder.

“Maybe,” Edlyn sighed, sinking into a chair with a pout. “Still would’ve been cool.”

“Oh, hey! I found it, guys!” Ume called out, pulling a book from the shelf. “Space, Time, and Leylines. Everything you need to know on navigation.”

Allisandra quickly rushed to grab the book from Ume’s hands. “Mi Amiga~ Gracias~” She planted a kiss on Ume’s cheek, causing them to turn scarlet.

“Now we just need to return to the field and open up a portal.” Edlyn stood up. “Though it’ll be sad to leave you behind Ume. You’ve been such a help.”

“It’s okay,” Ume smiled softly. “I have a feeling you’ll be back.”

“Where have you been?” Seraphine asked, watching Allisandra faceplant into her bed like she had no energy left in her. Edlyn had rushed from the doorway to Seraphine’s side to hug onto her.

“You have no idea, it was so weird. We were in a whole ‘nother dimension!”

“Literally?” Seraphine asked, raising a brow and gently pushing Edlyn off of her.

“Literally,” grumbled Allisandra, voice muffled in the sheets.

Seraphine sighed. “I can’t leave you two alone for a second, can I?”

“Hey- hypothetically, we left you alone, which I was really upset about,” Edlyn pouted. “Speaking of which, how was your afternoon?”

Seraphine shrugged. “Quiet. Dusty.”

Edlyn’s eyes sparkled. “Just like the library?”

Seraphine smiled softly. “Yeah, just like the library...”