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emathevampire · 1 year ago

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Hello. It's me. Your friendly local villain enthusiast. I'm here to tell you to vote for Zenos. Why?

He's also a goddamn dragon.

AND A GODDAMN DEMON.

AND LITERALLY CROSSED THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE FOR YOU

JUST BECAUSE HE WANTS TO FUCK YOU UP SO BAD IT MAKES HIM LOOK STUPID

And, as if you needed any more reason, we KNOW Zenos would at least buy you dinner first. Midgardsormr? Has never taken me to dinner even once. Checkmate, ghostfuckers.

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#endwalker spoilers #ffxiv endwalker spoilers #He can't win a fight against the Warrior of Light but god DAMN we can at least fight to win something FOR him!!!#i ACKNOWLEDGE that midgardsormr is a good dad and all but COME ON NOW #MONSTERFUCKERS BE SERIOUS CHOOSE THE VARIETY PACK #CHOOSE ZENOS #his flirting game is OUTRAGEOUS #as stated previously: this man wants to fuck us so bad it makes him look stupid.#the LEAST we can do is win him a poll that says he's hot.#we all know he'd let us ride too ;)#so midgardsormr is not even special there #just saying #we get to ride a lot of dragons but which one do we get a cutscene of referencing an iconic berserk scene? zenos.#if he continues to lose so help me i will make art.#also for the record this is of course all in good fun. but unfortunately for everyone involved i am very enthusiastic about my good fun #and i'm too competitive to not commit a war crime or ten in the name of winning for my boy #insert 'i will die on any hill!' brennan lee mulligan gif here #midgardsormr has hung out with me long enough. i am sure he will understand.

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