#hw shatina

[giulolosblackmail]

shatina cgs colored, spent way too much time trying to get shatina's makeup right

[helixwaltzwithme]

I love this

Like Barris and Maggie have fairly normal answers and then comes Shatina and Gochaeu

[wildwolfheart81]

Things that make my heart gay: this

[lovely-fairy-mermaid]

Can someone please help me with Shatina? I’ve been struggling to beat her for 2 days no matter how many time I adjust my outfit 😭😭😭

[giulolosblackmail]

shatina bicons

[giulolosblackmail]

Good Partners Shatina

默契伙伴沙缇娜

[giulolosblackmail]

shatina before and after, from the official weibo page

[giulolosblackmail]

*at the guard station* Carlos: hi, I’m here for shatina Guardsman: who’s shatina? Carlos: ah, you must be new

[giulolosblackmail]

Shatina, climbing in magda’s window: I thought I’d find you here! Carlos, climbing in after Shatina: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-

[giulolosblackmail]

cozytober2024: 7. The Smell of Fresh Baked Goods

"You do understand you're paying us a kings ransom to what amounts to burnt cookies," Shatina asked Magda, still skeptical.

"They might not all be burnt," Carlos, wearing what was clearly one of the maid's flouncy white aprons, says like a damned optimist. Carlos wasn't an optimist, being around Magda just made him stupid.

Magda gently took another sharp utensil from Gocheau and patted him on the arm. "Back when we first had the mercenary tea party, I just thought it would be fun to spend some time together like this, just doing something fun without the weight of expectation," she smiled, and damn if that smile didn't do things to Shatina. No wonder she made Carlos stupid. "And now that things have changed, I have the means to treat you all for once, so yes, a king's ransom. Because I earned it." Various mercs laughed from around the kitchen, even Mona, who'd been clinging to Magda's arm ever since they'd been introduced, managed a smile. Bethala had been the only one to get banned from the kitchen outright. She simply couldn't help but stick everything edible she touched into her mouth. One of the harried house staff could be heard from the dinning room, trying to placate her with tea and sandwiches. Those poor fools.

"I, for one, am honored to be invited," Carlos piped up. Shatina tried to glare him down, but he was too busy making eyes at Magda to notice. She signaled Mona, who burst into tears in a moment, pulling all of Magda's attention away from Carlos. Ha!

Shatina slapped the back of Gocheau's head when she started getting thoughts about chopping fingers bleeding into her head. "Would you stop trying to cut things," she snapped. Shatina grabbed the kitchen knife from Gocheau and switched places so he was getting gross goo under his fingernails, mixing dough. Shatina went at the apples with a vengeance.

Magda looked over her shoulder. "Ah, slime might be too fine a consistency for a pie." They both looked at the sludge the fruits had turned into. "Maybe that means we don't have to cook them, since they're already gooey?"

"That's not how that works!" called Bethala from the dinning room. She was the only one of this lot that knew how to cook. Too bad she was too much of a bottomless pit to be a chef.

Michelia let out an unholy screetch as she tripped trying to squeeze past Magda and Mona, dropping a bag of flour almost heavier than she was. Like a massive explosion it spread through the kitchen in a thick white wave.

Magda's head chef finally kicked them all out, since, apparently, flour is flammable and they'd rather the kitchen not turn into a smoking crater. The mercenaries were all shuffled outside to several blankets that had been laid in the garden under the autumn leaves. Harried looking house staff tossed them some greens to mix into a salad, that being the only thing they couldn't possibly ruin, and ran off to save dinner.

Carlos was no longer wearing the apron. It had been, admittedly, one of his better ideas since he was only mostly covered in flour, as opposed to everyone else's completely covered in flour.

They could smell pies, cookies and cakes being fixed in the kitchen. Shatina leaned over to ask Magda, "Are we still getting paid?" Magda laughed and agreed so Shatina yelled, "Job well done!" The rest of her group cheered in response, and even Magda joined in.

[giulolosblackmail]

Shatina, drunk: hey, wanna hear a funny joke Gocheau: I only like dark humor Shatina, turning the lights off: what do you call a fake noodle? Gocheau: ... Shatina: an IMPASTA!

[giulolosblackmail]

Shatina: you don’t want gocheau to die

Shatina: and I don’t want gocheau to die

Shatina: now we just gotta make sure gocheau doesn’t want gocheau to die

Carlos: fantastic plan but have you met gocheau

[giulolosblackmail]

valentines partners

[giulolosblackmail]

some color edits because I was bored

[giulolosblackmail]

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*Shatina *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[helixwaltzwithme]

Shatina can take my lips any time