#hutao fluff

[fisshbones]

Halloween head cannons with genshin characters!

A/N: yes I’m aware it’s September, do i care? Not at all. In-fact (almost) every month of the year I celebrate Halloween! I just love the colours and vibes. So i bring you part 1 of the halloween head canons!!

Cw: None! Sfw, Gn reader! Could be read as platonic or romantic!

Scary Movies! Lyney, Lynette, Freminet. 🍿

It was Lyney’s idea to watch scary movies. His plan was to put a scary movie on so you would jump into his arms when you were scared! It was the perfect plan, key word was. He really should have read up on what this movie entails. Cause this man was a scaredy cat. He jumped at every noise. You’d think working for the fatui would make him less afraid of this stuff but apparently not. He’s not alone within his fear. Freminet is holding onto Pers for dear life. Though unlike his brother he’s not waking up the entire neighborhood screaming. Then there’s Lynette who is still as a board. Not scared in the slightest but highly invested in this movie. She originally kept trying to shush her brother and his dramatics, but eventually gave up. She’ll let you hide your self in her shoulder, just don’t move or make too much noise.

Haunted Houses! Hutao 👻

One question. What the hell were you thinking taking her to a haunted house?? You can’t tell who’s scaring you more, her or the scare workers? Whenever the atmosphere is too quiet or your grabbing a snack from a food truck; Hu Tao will come sneak right up behind you and say “Boo!” while poking/grabbing your shoulders. One time you screamed so loud and dropped your food she was giggling like a maniac. While everyone around you stared at you guys for a solid 30 seconds. (can you blame them? nothing creepy happens in the food court, normally atleast)

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[starz222]

30 DAYS TO LOVE

chapter 3 — guess who !

masterpost — prev | next

synopsis are you sad, single, and lonely? why not sign up for our 30 day experiment? talk to a group of strangers and form bonds with them in 30 days! through events and challenges we will host, you might find your future s/o!  notes pls rb for the poll! this will only last a day because it won't really affect the storyline :D bruh also this poll is wack bc it's obvious who it is :( count the amount of profiles btw

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[aristaartest]

More Genshin because

[dxrlingluv]

A date?

Sometimes, having a girlfriend like Hu Tao can be tiring. It's like babysitting a 6-year-old child. Still, you love and cherish every moment with her even if she might be the cause of your death.

'Should I consider buying one of her coffins...?' you jokingly thought as you smiled.

You jerked back to reality when Hu Tao abruptly dragged you to wherever caught her eyes.

"YN! I change my mind, I don't want to walk around anymore. Let's bake! Please?" She yelled while still dragging you.

You sweatdropped, "Sure, whichever you like" Chuckling at her, you look up ahead so as not to trip.

Quickly opening the door of your cozy apartment and letting Hu Tao come in first, she jumped up and down in glee and went straight to the kitchen.

You giggled, closing the door behind you, and soon followed her. Putting the ingredients on the table, you grab all the things you needed with the help of the playful Hu Tao.

Hearing grunts at your side, you looked. You saw Hu Tao struggling to reach the glass bowl. Snickering a little while you tried to keep yourself from laughing, you went to her and grab it.

"Hey! Don't you laugh at me just because you're tall!" she pouted, glaring away from you and crossing her arms while proceeding to grumble incoherent things.

"It's not my fault that you're short" you laughed.

Ignoring you, she went to the table to mix the ingredients the pout still presented on her lips.

You shrugged and walked towards her, hugging her from behind. Hearing a small whimper of defeat, you smiled. "You know you can't ignore me forever."

There's a moment of silence before she speaks up, still stirring the bowl. "You're afraid of ghosts, right?"

You could hear a smirk as she speaks, already knowing what she's gonna do. You let go of her almost immediately.

She giggled whilst turning her head to take a look at your nervous look. "Hmph, scaredy-cat." she teased, focusing back on her work.

You cleared your throaty, a bit embarrassed, and told her that you are just going to take a bath.

You walked out of the bathroom, fully clothed. You went into the kitchen only to see a black cake-good for four people- ready to be eaten.

'Chocolate Flavour? Yum! How did she bake it so fast tho?' You stared at it for a moment, contemplating whether to taste it or not.

A sudden force knocked out your breath. "Ow..." you mumbled, looking down and supporting whoever hugged you.

Hu Tao smiled at you brightly that you might think of it as the sun. "Do you want to taste the cake? I promise, it will be good!" she slowly said. "Still... Burying that kid is-"

Hu Tao's eyes widen as you suddenly kissed her lips, she blushed and kissed back when she recovered from her shock.

Pulling back from her leaving a string of saliva from both of your lips, you spoke up, "You know, the cake can wait but cuddles can't"

Quickly grabbing the plate that the cake was put on, you insert it in the fridge and went to Hu Tao, pulling her sleeve and dragging her to the closest cushion you see- the mighty sofa.

Grabbing some pillows and a blanket, you lay down and opened your arms for Hu Tao to get in. Noticing the gesture, Hu Tao laid down next to you and hugged you tightly, nuzzling and hiding her face from your chest.

"Hu Tao, " you softly called out, "Hu Tao. Baby, look at me"

She looked at you slowly allowing you to see her flush pink face. You chuckled lowly, "Even if you're annoying, " you kissed her forehead, "I," her nose, "love, " and finally her lips, "you. I love you, Hu Tao."

You opened your eyes to see a bright red Hu Tao. If she can explode, she might have since earlier. "Stop it, " she whispered, hugging you tightly and looking away from your loving gaze.

You smiled, supporting her back to refrain from letting her fall off. Kissing the top of her head, "Sweet Dreams, my little ghost, " whispering to her and finally letting your eyes close as sleep slowly consumed you.

Hu Tao finally dared to look at you after realizing you were asleep, staring at your calm face with a gaze filled with nothing but appreciation and affection. She thanked whoever gave you to her. She gleamed, still having a slight blush, closing her eyes and drifting off to dreamland.

ع˖⁺ ☁⋆ ୭ 🕊.⋆｡⋆༶⋆˙⊹ - VentiOfficial / StxllaNutxlla

[premorim]

Director Hutao

[hutaosfuneralparlor]

does anyone has any recommendations for manga/anime? (i am in desperate need of a new obsession, istg i got burned out and don't know what to do)

answers and comments would save my life fr

[ar1suu]

UNDERST☆ND — ( streamer!scara x fem!idol!reader )

synopsis. when the famous streamer Scaramouche, reveals being in a long term relationship with a mysterious person, no one thought he would be married to the famous idol, YN.

or in which yn and kuni are the perfect couple and they show it.

PARING! kunikuzushi x fem!reader / husband!kuni x wife!reader / streamer!kuni x idol!reader

( genre : married au!, slice of life, modern au!, fluff, smau, comedy, lil to no angst ) | playlist!

featuring! Kunikuzushi, Hutao, Lumine, Childe, Kazuha, Xiao + random cameos of other idols

warnings! s3x jokes, curse words

status! on-hold

taglist! open

started: 24/ 07/ 23

finished: ??/ ??/ ??

take you by the

hand you’re the

only one who

understands.

PROFILES!

⍟ me & my husband | ⍟ yncara shippers!

CHAPTERS!

⎯ STREAM 0 ➤ he’s married?!?

⎯ SREAM 1 ➤ oh, I didn’t expect that

⎯ STREAM 2 ➤ Q&A?

✮ 2.25 ( interview )

✮ 2.5 ( interview )

⎯ STREAM 3 ➤ streaming???

⎯ STREAM 4 ➤ special cameo

⎯ STREAM 5 ➤ new release

⎯ STREAM 6 ➤ who?

⎯ STREAM 7 ➤ welcome home

⎯ STREAM 8 ➤ home

⎯ STREAM 9 ➤ chats

⎯ STREAM 10 ➤ tbd

taglist!

@nillajhayne @aeongiies @scaramoo @alatusorrow @ainnofinway @lxkeeeee @lyzisbitchingagain @cofijelli @sakiimeo @beriiov @yukii-1 @yelleloww @nnasv @k1an4a @kiokiee @kyon-cherri @kokoscutie @ashurzs @kunikya @reivelmin @gyuhairclips @moonplethxra @yuminako @fangygf @phoenix-eclipses @deepdinosaurwizard @hiraetvh

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[dilvuc]

𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖗𝖊: fluff

𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗: male

𝖙𝖎𝖙𝖑𝖊: flower in the web; chapter 零

𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌: baizhu x hutao's older brother!reader

𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌: none

✎

You are seated at the front desk at the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, just reading your book. But your reading time was interrupted when your younger sister, Hutao barged into the parlor…holding a literal child in her arm. It was Qiqi, the zombie girl from Bubu Pharmacy.

"I have returned with the client! Let's get buried!" Hutao cheered while you just facepalm.

✎

Returning Qiqi back to the Bubu Pharmacy, you forced your sister to bow down and apologized to the herbalist for kidnapping the poor zombie.

"Hey! No fair! I was so close!" Hutao whined, struggling to get out of your strong grip. You sighed, "Kidnapping a zombie from the Bubu Pharmacy, what will the owner think of this?"

"You mean Baizhu? Ugh! That guy!"

"Oh? What do we have here…? I don't think I've seen you before." You turned your attention to the voice, who might be the owner of the pharmacy. You bowed down and apologized, "Apologies for my sister's idiotic behavior. She's so desperate to bury the poor child."

"Oh? You must be the older brother of Hutao. I've heard rumors about your amazing talent, but I wasn't expecting to see you in person." The green haired male chuckled. "You aren't described as I heard from the rumors."

"Eh? What's the rumors?" You raised your eyebrows, curious about the rumors spreading about you.

"You have the spirit of a poisonous spider roaming around Liyue, giving people extreme misfortune and fear." Baizhu stated. "Some find you very…formidable."

"What? Am I like that…?" You inquired.

"You never put a smile on your face and your face always looks like you're glaring into other people's souls!" Hutao pointed out. "They thought if they put you in a bad mood, they might have misfortune coming their way!"

You pulled on the girl's cheek with a terrifying look on your face, "So you spread those rumors while I was gone…"

"S-see! Like that." The teen sweatdropped. "But it wasn't me! They were the ones who started! The people of Liyue!"

You softened your face and let go of the girl, "Ugh. Am I really that scary?"

"I think you are a fine gentleman. I've never believed those rumors that were spreading around the City of Liyue." Baizhu smiles gently, catching your attention. "When you see a spider, good fortune comes to you. It appears I have such a great fortune already coming my way."

You blushed while holding the back of your sister's collar when she's trying to take Qiqi and sneak out. You put up a smile and bashfully rubbed the back of your neck, "O-oh? You really think so…? I'm glad to hear that…"

"Hey! Let me go!" Hutao whined.

"My name is Hu [Y], the former 77th generation director." You bowed politely. The green haired male was grateful for your attitude. He was glad that you weren't like your hard headed sister. You two will probably get along.

"Baizhu and this is Chengsheng." Baizhu introduced himself and the snake to you. A snake? You didn't notice the snake. Chengsheng greeted you, "Nice to meet you…"

"Such a beautiful name and a cute snake there." You smiled. "No surprise, you have pretty eyes."

"Oh? Why thank you ~"

"Ew, are you two flirting?" Hutao gagged. You forcefully bowed Hutao's head, forcing her to apologize to Baizhu, "Apologized for my sister's idiotic behavior. With me around, she won't be a bother to you or Qiqi."

"I appreciate your gratitude. Are you interested in having some green tea, Hu Xiansheng?" Baizhu offered.

"Of course. I wouldn't mind. And please, just call me [Y]." You smiled.

"Ugh! Come on! Just let me finish my job!" Hutao whined. "Why do I had to be stuck between this?!"

rules

genshin masterlist

[r0-boat]

Hello. I’d like to request morax x reader where reader is a former adeptus and also morax/zhongli’s wife (both in the past and present). xiao and ganyu being their children. a family fluff fic pls🙏 maybe they adopt hutao and qiqi as well:))

This is super cute! So I thought of this drabble where Adeptus!reader visits Liyue Harbor for the lantern right for the first time in a long time after waking up from a long slumber. So it's a very cute little family reunion.

Disclaimer: Reader is described with horns and a tail and is implied to be a dragon but it is only in a flashback and they lose all Adepti attributes.

I hope you like it!

Edit: I started writing and then I lost it and I may or may not have written a little too much~.

Lantern Rite Reunion.

Cw: ooc Xiao( just very awkward)

Fluff

found family reunion

Zhongli x reader pairing ( with Hu Tao, Xiao, Ganyu)

Sfw cut for length

503 years. This year would be 504 since you laid down every ounce of your strength to protect your home. Since you said goodbye to your husband, he carried you're almost limp body Into Your Den to Slumber to gain your strength slowly? You wonder if he still remembers your final words to him. " I will return in time to celebrate among the Golden Glow of the Xiao lanterns... that year will be the year of us... will you be there?" You asked. And your husband is carrying you in his arms. As his tail moves around him to wrap around yours, giving you comfort, those golden eyes growing soft as his heart, seeing his wife in such a state, though he had wished you had not made your decision to take part in the war, he will not let your sacrifice be in vain. Morax is leaning in close, his horns tapping against yours as his nose gently brushes against your face. Whispers his promise, " I will, I will wait centuries for you. However long it takes, I will be there, and every year, as I look at the lanterns shining brighter than the Stars and you are not in my arms, you will be the only one on my mind."

A memory that felt like a dream. A dream that you'd never forgotten.

The cool air blowing into your den and the warm sunlight made your eyes flutter. The barrier that kept the outside world did well, keeping you safe and secure as you slumbered for 500 years as you awoke. Your Adeptal space being untouched the sheets pillows and cushions of your nest with the mattress underneath still nice cool and clean. Guaranteeing you a sound slumber. Even as the walls and pillars of your small Temple of worship, your nest would remain untouched.

However you will no longer be needing it. Slowly you rise in the silk comfort of the sheets, stretching groggy from having just walked out but energized by the sealed opening, letting in the light as you look out of the comfort of your abode. From all these years of sleeping recovering from the war your wounds had healed, yet you are still weak. Your previous horns and tail were nowhere to be found when you stepped out of your nest. As you stepped forward you used your remaining Adeptel energy to seal your den. When you stepped out onto the grass of the outside world.

You took in the view in front of you. There were no bodies, no smoke, no vicious monsters, nor the Clashing of weapons, just the sound of the wind wrestling the grass and the leaves, and the fresh scent of the earth. You knew you'd be asleep for a long time and you were curious to see how much things changed, and, more importantly, you wanted to see him.

Zhongli seemed a little different today Hu tao being as clever and sharp as she was picked up on it almost immediately his dazed off look and it seem that something was on his mind. Well... something was always on his mind, but this time, he was unusually distracted. Gazing out at the people preparing the decorations and stalls for this year's Lantern Rite or becoming uncharacteristically quiet. She wanted to know, but she couldn't just ask. Zhongli would just be irritated and tell her off for being nosy. And besides whatever it was seems serious. Especially since she hadn't heard a word from him since yesterday besides an occasional sigh.

Around this time of year the funeral parlor it's not usually dealing with clients and mostly helping and participating in Lantern Rite. And she was boooored and combined with Zhongli s normal mysteriousness she had to know what was bothering him. Could It Be Love trouble? Judging by his look of longing in his eyes yet head in the clouds. She never thought Grandpa could get it... could it be a girlfriend? A boyfriend?!... maybe she reads too many drama novels.

She couldn't help it knowing some juicy action is around the corner was killing her she had to know! Creeping up behind him and almost startling him with her voice " Soooo Mr. Zhongli, whatcha doing for this year's Lantern Rite?"

Zhongli with that glazed overlooking his eyes just hummed continuing to drink his tea. He remained quiet until, "I'm going to watch it with someone important to me."

Hutao kept the straight face as she screamed with joy on the inside. "ooh~ is it a girlfriend~," she couldn't help it the look of irritation on his face was priceless. But the fact he did not answer the correct made her internally lose her mind. She has to meet this person. She has to meet the love interest of mysterious, smooth, talking, know-it-all Zhongli.

You were fascinated to see how the world had changed. Everything looked so peaceful, so quiet yet teaming with life. The golden leaves of the trees the next Sun casting It Shine over the Waters of Dihua Marsh. Occasionally finding broken down relics of old or traveling humans possibly traveling to and from the nation of the Wind. Instead of the rock where you and your husband had many fond memories in place of it was a building unfamiliar to you. Built over and using the rock as structure. Your heart hurts knowing that an essential piece of your memories when through such change to the fact you almost barely recognized it, but you knew it could not be helped. The memories have gazing out into the stars and holding each other close upon that rock still fresh in your mind as you make your way over to the building in the distance.

It had been a long time but he had not forgotten your face the person he fought alongside and just a few people who helped him ease the pain of his karmatic debt. You are gentle and kind loving yet Stern. You saw the yaksha's as your children as they always come to you with guidance opening up to you at their most vulnerable when a fellow member was lost or to help quell pain of their own debts.

Rex lapis it's not only optimistic about your circumstances but hopeful that you'll one day come back to him he however, the last yaksha who has witnessed his own friends slowly become insane and or die was less bright the moment he watched his Lord how far bring you to your den he knew that was your tomb. So upon hearing your voice and seeing you, it was almost as if you saw a ghost talking to the owner of the end. He appeared right in front of the two startling poor Mrs. Goldet. He thought his eyes are playing tricks on him he had to see get a closer look at the person standing right there in front of him and you who hadn't seen anyone familiar since the day you laid to rest your eyes sparkled as they whined; looking at not only one of the yakshas you loved so dearly but the youngest, and to you, your baby.

"Xiao!" You yelled as the Yaksha braced for impact as you wrapped your arms around him clenching his teeth Xiao felt the embarrassment already rising to his face. You really did have no shame with public displays of affection in front of people. But it was still his Lord's wife even though the Lord he knew no longer existed he'd rather die on the spot then be rude no matter how embarrassing you could be.

"M-my Leige! Please!" Xiao practically begged.

"Another one of your friends?" Mrs. Goldet Asked. She couldn't help with her smile all this time she knew the adeptus he had always been alone but now he surrounded by so many loved ones.

Xiao already in a tough situation stumbling over his words. Just recently he didn't even know you were alive but now here you are holding him again.

You were just happy to see a friendly face for so long. Finally letting go of the Poor Man you turn to the owner's wife "Are you friends with Xiao? He has trouble making friends thank you so much for being there with him!"

Xiao wished the embarrassment would end putting a hand to his face. As the two of you talked like gossiping mothers.

Untill

"now I just need to find Rex Lapis."

His eyes widen. As Mrs. Goldet looks at you with confusion.

"Oh? Did you not know...? Rex lapis is no longer here."

Your smile died the moment she said those words. No longer here, what was she talking about? Your eyebrows furrowed with worry, your heart practically stopped. You wanted to press her with more questions but Xiao had other ideas.

" Lantern Rite." He spoke up, hoping he could steer your attention. " it has been a long time since many people gather in Lyiue Harbor for lanterns. Perhaps you could see old friends again. Are you coming?"

You stayed silent for a moment glancing back at the woman you couldn't help but get the sinking feeling of what she said to you. Even as you had Xiao escort you to the city.

The wangsheng funeral parlor closed early that evening since the night of Lantern Rite drew closer.

Zhongli strolled the streets of Liyue, thinking that a walk might clear his head. However with a certain someone trailing behind him it was going to be very hard to gather his thoughts.

"Mr. Zhongli!" Hu Tao called out. " who's the lucky someone~."

The former archon sighed. He could already feel the migraine coming. "Ms. Hu tao, what are you talking about?"

" Don't play dumb with me, Mr. Ladies Man~ or perhaps Gentelmens man? How could you leave me in the dark like this?!"

Zhongli already had lots of things to worry about he already had things on his mind the director is not someone he wants to be dealing with right now but alas he knows Hu Tao... and he already let it slip something so juicy that she couldn't possibly resist. "Director, I failed to understand why the topic of me spending a holiday with somebody catches your interest."

Hu Tao finally catching up too her coworker rushes ahead of him only to turn around and continue walking with her back facing forward "But it is! Ah, My Zhongli it seems that it was only yesterday when I first hired you and now look at you, a person of your own they grow up so fast..." she said wiping an invisible tear from her eye.

" do they live around here?"

Questions questions... and he knew she wasn't going to stop until she had the information she wanted and he knew that he would only make himself more suspicious if he kept more from her... at the same time....

"er... No not exactly."

"Oh? Are they perhaps visiting? I have to say a person to catch your eye must be someone really special."

Zhongli kept his cool even with Hu Tao on her usual antics.

"yes. I suppose they are special to me anyway. I have not seen them in a long time. So I'm a little on edge."

Aww her poor heart. Peepaw hadn't seen his lover in a long time so he's nervous. She couldn't watch this poor man struggle with his inner thoughts and not lend a helping hand.

" Don't worry, Mr. Zhongli! I will help you get ready for your date tonight!!" She said with a cocky grin.

This did not help to ease his worries.

The city was all but a small town the last time you were here. But now as your shoes clacked against the paved roads and as you look around and all at the tall buildings as you let the Vigilant Yaksha practically pull you through the city. The lights lighting up the night and the bustling atmosphere the happy smiles and everyone's faces. But in the crowd of people you couldn't find your lover. Your heart shakes with anxiety as you feel they might release the lanterns and you might spend another year without him as you slumbering alone for 500 years.

While the two of you were in the city streets unbeknownst to you your lover was closer than you think. In a nearby shop with Hu Tao instead of his usual suit he was wearing something luxurious, yet traditional to Liyue fashion

" director if I may, this seems quite excessive." Zhongi said, making sure he stood still in the clothing. Usually he would be more adamant but his boss did agree to pay for this... even so how serious Hu Tao seem to be was making him worry... Zhongli was about to see his wife after 500 years... so much to say to them. So much time he could have spent. And the thought that plagued him most.

Would she even recognize him?

The Qixing had worked tirelessly tirelessly and made sure everything was in order. Emphasis on the tirelessly . Poor Ganyu who had been slaving away all day and most of the night...

this was unfair! this was Coco goat abuse but sadly, she was far too busy:

She had meetings with the vendors.

She had to check the schedules and be sure that everything will go off on time.

Make sure there are no problems with the lanterns.

Make sure no fishing boats or shipments come in tonight and reschedule them for tomorrow.

Schedule a meeting with Bubu Pharmacy and make sure they were prepared for tonight just in case accidents do happen- her schedule was all but free.

Ganyu wasn't even sure that she'll even see the lanterns herself this year, judging by how big this one will be.

And when she thought she was finally getting a break.

" hey Ganyu!" The scarily Familiar voice calls her name.

Hu tao with Mrs. Zhongli In toe who was a lot more well-dressed than he normally was.

"Ah, Hu Tao..." Ganyu sighed. " I apologize but I'm not sure if I'll have time to hang out tonight-"

" no Ganyu we need your help!" Hu Tao Cut Her Off pulling the sleeve of a very embarrassed looking employee. " they're about to release the lanterns but Zhongli is looking for his wife to reunite with her tonight!" Hu Tao practically shouted spilling everything to the Adepti. Ganyu's eyes widen her heart racing so many questions were in her mind. But asking Hu Tao will have to come later.

"O-oh ok. Mrs. Zhongli! Do you know what they look like?"

Zhongli unable to look her in the eyes answered. " yes I remember her as vividly as I did when I had to say goodbye."

Ganyu and Hu tao's Hearts squeezed at that listening to Zhongli give a description of you. About your charming smile and you're glowing features your gentle soft skin.

Xiao usually spend each Lantern Rite away from the crowd but you had insisted and wanting to find your husband. He stayed close to your side as he tried to find a Faraway yet clear spot to watch as they release the first Lantern they have spent all afternoon in the city looking.

"Are you well?" Xiao asked noticing you're deflated look. You have a lot of conflicting feelings. You knew you could just look for him tomorrow... however you are selfish wanting to spend this year's Lantern right with him even though there could be next year and the year before that-

"I am Xiao... Thank you." You forced yourself to say.

Xiao only recently had somebody in his life that he cared deeply so now he could sympathize with your longing to be with him. " We will find him." He reassured you.

Before you could open your mouth to speak Xiao's eyes darted behind you, those golden eyes widened as you felt a gentle tap on your shoulder.

When you turned it was like the world had stopped. Three people stood behind you but you cared little for the two girls beside the man you were looking at. In his gold and brown traditional clothing and his long hair it was almost as if you fell in love all over again. He was different he was human but you knew.

Zhongli I felt similarly seeing you in the crowd before the girls tugged him you his heartfelt lighter a nervousness he hadn't felt since he first laid his eyes upon you. Almost hesitants filters being but the two girls wouldn't let up practically dragging him toward you.

Silent he approached you. The glow of the lanterns highlighting his features as his eyes shined like Cor lapis. In that moment nothing mattered cheers of the crowd were drowned out the glow of the lanterns were blury as his hand caressed your cheek he whispered

"you're just as beautiful as the day I lost you."

In that moment you remembered what that woman said to you. You are not stupid not once did you believe that the god of contracts and one who withstood many countless battles could be killed so easily. And even so, you realize he is alive here, and real tears flow down your face.

That night, you and him were the only ones who didn't get to watch the lanterns, but you did spend it in each other's arms.

~~

Qi qi slept at night because it was past her bedtime

[i23kazu]

THE MOON REPRESENTS MY HEART

characters. xiao zhongli baizhu x gn!reader ; chongyun xingqiu xiangling hutao & gn!reader genre. romantic fluff / platonic fluff an. 大家，中秋节快乐！ happy midautumn festival! here's the liyue men celebrating with you. | please reblog!! im getting back into writing and reblogs with tags and comments will make me want to write more :D

xiao

after much persuading and convincing from you, a reluctant xiao makes his reappearance in wangshu inn's balcony – where the two of you are greeted with verr goldet, huai'an, and smiley yanxiao – with a plethora of traditional foods spread on the table. there are elaborately designed mooncakes and sweet slices of pomelo, freshly peeled, because smiley yanxiao is still making them easier to eat for you all. xiao wants to hide himself away from the crowd, his blush evident on his face. it will be alright. let's enjoy ourselves tonight, but if you want to leave at any point in time, i'll accompany you, you whisper into his ear. it seems to alleviate the crimson hue that has invited itself onto his cheeks.

zhongli

celebrating mid autumn festival was tradition for you and zhongli. he performs a simple tea ceremony when both of you arrived at the adepti's abode, with the company of moon carver, mountain shaper, cloud retainer, as well as madame ping. just for old times sake, the youthful arrive as well – xiao, shenhe, ganyu, and yanfei. the air is sweet with the sounds of embarrassed protests as the old-timers laugh and share stories, lightly teasing the younger ones of their misdeeds. shenhe bears a particularly disgruntled look on her face, before cloud retainer laughs and pours her more tea. it's like family, and you're blessed to have been accepted by them as well.

baizhu

mid autumn festival in baizhu's home was always celebrated in a group of five: qiqi, yaoyao, herbalist gui, him, and yourself. gui often acted like an uncle to the younger ones, bringing them piglet biscuits and non-traditional mooncakes that were often catered towards children. yaoyao and qiqi each select a lantern that gui had stuffed into his bag – a rabbit for yaoyao, and a lotus for qiqi. you and baizhu share a kiss as you watch the fireworks blossom into the sky, hoping, and hoping, that chang'e would see it.

bonus

"(y/n), let's go! let's hurry!" xiangling grabs your hand as you finish adjusting the candle on your lantern. hu tao whizzes past the two of you, laughing and dragging chongyun along with the help of xingqiu. the five of you had planned to gather for the festival, and now, your lanterns cast a warm glow onto your faces.

after a gratifying meal made by xiangling (with chef mao's assistance – in cooking and eating), the group had decided to gather at the docks, to see the fireworks and lanterns lift off into the sky.

"they're starting!" hu tao cries, eyes fixated on the first lantern that drifts it's way up. chongyun hurriedly finishes writing a prayer of longevity on your shared sky lantern, whispering please, chang'e, make it come true one last time before lifting it up to the sky to take hold.

the lights dance across liyue's horizon. there are lanterns coming from all over liyue – you see some from wangshu inn, qingce village, guili, nantianmen – a sweet reminder that liyue exists beyond the busy harbour.

"happy mid autumn festival! 中秋节快乐！" the five of you cheer, lifting your lanterns up to the sky. the first of the fireworks start to beautify the night sky, the pretty colours igniting the childlike wonder that your friends still held dear to.

happy mid-autumn festival, liyue!

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the sun's sweltering glare

“We can’t possibly stay in here all day and do nothing,”

tags: this is literally nothing but fluff, there is no plot, they don't do anything, they just lounge around in bed together and talk about things, i literally mean nothing happens i cannot stress that enough, this is one thousand words of nothingness

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When you wake up, the house is quiet. Aside from Zhongli’s gentle breathing, or the birds you can hear chirping outside your window, time might as well have frozen for you . The sun glares through your windows, pummelling you with heat, warping your vision with tiny waved distortions. You sit up, ripping the covers off yourself, desperate to get some air, but of course, the sheer heat almost drags the energy out of you and you flip back on your shared bed, defeated.

“What’s the matter, dearest?” Zhongli asks as he wakes, gently taking your hand in his. The heat has never bothered him as much as it does you and his hands are cool to the touch as he gently caresses your face.

“It’s too hot.” you complain, leaning into his touch. He chuckles, pulls you closer to him, and plants a kiss on your slightly damp forehead with an indulgent smile. If you didn’t know any better you would have assumed he had demanded the sun to work overtime, especially with the way he smiled smugly like the heat was his doing. “How are you even alive?” You ask him, noticing he’s still under the covers, dressed as if it were still the chilly early spring that seemed to last forever.

“I’m not as averse to the heat as you are,” he says softly, absentmindedly tracing shapes down your arms, making you shiver at his touch. If you were to ask him, he’d claim he had no idea of what he was doing, that it was never his intention to make chills run down your spine the way they do. But of course, you know better than to question him. You’ll most likely be greeted with faux innocence, a reminder of his mischievous ways. You relish in the way the cool silk of his pyjamas soothes your clammy arms as you pull him into a tighter hug, the way he lets you profit from his coolness, despite the fact he has places to be.

“You’re not averse to anything.” You groan. “It’s like you’re made of rock. Nothing bothers you.”

“Nothing will bother me for as long as I have you by my side.”

“You’re such a menace.” You smile, as he runs his hands through your hair. When you’re with him like this, it’s as if time stops for you, all the worries of the mortal world condemned to irrelevancy. “Don’t you have things to do today?”

“No one would come by the funeral parlour in this heat,” he says, with finality. It seems that even if anyone were to come to request his aid, he wouldn’t grant them his time anyway. “And furthermore, Hutao won’t be working.” He says with finality, gently kissing your cheek.

“Surely someone with a pyro vision would be accustomed to the heat,” you say, enjoying the air of peace the heatwave has brought with it.

“Are all who have been blessed with a geo vision as stubborn as the element they’re gifted?”

You stare at Zhongli. “Your arms are wrapped so tightly around me that I don’t dare even think about moving for fear of them getting tighter. I think I have sufficient grounds to argue that even the most relaxed wielder is significantly more stubborn than the average person.”

He laughs at that, so heartily that you feel his chest vibrate with it. “I suppose you have a point there, my dear.” The smile he gives you is indulgent, so charged with affection that you almost have to look away, embarrassed by the way your face takes on a pleased flush.

“We can’t possibly stay in here all day and do nothing,” you say finally, gently threading your hands through his hair and twisting it between your fingers.

“We certainly could.” Zhongli retaliates. “Who’s to stop us?”

“My boss.”

“You are your own boss.” He retorts, watching you with unleashed curiosity.

“I have a work ethic. Unlike someone I know.”

Zhongli doesn’t respond to you for a while, instead burying his face in the crook of your neck. “My interests aren’t currently aligned as firmly with work as much as they were in my youth.” He says finally. You take this to mean that you’re going to be stuck between his arms for the next two hours. But to be honest, is there really anywhere else you’d want to be?

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30 DAYS TO LOVE

chapter 4 — slowburn, 144k words !

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synopsis are you sad, single, and lonely? why not sign up for our 30 day experiment? talk to a group of strangers and form bonds with them in 30 days! through events and challenges we will host, you might find your future s/o! 

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[particular-one]

genshin men with their s/o as taylor swift songs

synopsis. assigning a taylor swift song to the following characters with a brief scenario of their relationship with reader. genre. mix of fluff and angst. characters. childe, kaeya, zhongli, al-haitham, and thoma x reader (individual) author's note. if you can't tell, she's my biggest writing inspo. if you guys want other genshin characters for this, lmk!

childe.

⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ THE GREAT WAR. he was a fatui harbinger, you were a sole survivor of a fatui-orchestrated attack on your village and is now seeking for revenge. you and childe were the epitome of cat and mouse - but the both of you enjoyed the thrill of a chase. the both of you constantly came across each other during your travels, that it’s almost comical how destiny is pitting you against each other. you were always teasing him, and vice versa. he talked about his family back home, to which you gladly listened — but those sweet moments are always fleeting due to the nature of his job, which he never disclosed to you. it pained and annoyed you, being left in the dark, especially when you were starting to fall in love with him. when childe knew of your story, he knew he would do anything to keep his secret … well, a secret. he really took a liking towards you, and he couldn’t bear to see the look on your face if you find out. for now, he was willing to be the hand you reached for whenever you were having a nightmare about your past.

kaeya.

⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ MINE. you had been dreaming of becoming a knight ever since you were a child, to be a protector of the weak. you loved everything about the knights of favonius, but the last thing you expected to love the most is the charms of mondstadt's cavalry captain. it did not help that you had just gotten out of a bad breakup and the last thing you wanted was another whirlwind romance to end in flames. despite this, kaeya was rather .. different. though he constantly teased you, he actually respected your boundaries and never tiptoed across them. it took you months and years before you realized just how much you've fallen for his whims, which scared you at first. but with every drink, every laugh, and every moment you shared with kaeya, it was undeniable. kaeya, who had liked you since, was pleasantly amused to see your gradual affection for him. though the chances of failure were high and risky, considering how you wanted nothing to do with romance, he still fell in love with you, a careless man’s careful daughter, and he wanted nothing more than to call you his.

zhongli.

⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ SWEET NOTHING. you were a regular liyue citizen. there was nothing special about you, except for your passion to write poems. you were friends with hutao, which is what got you acquainted to zhongli. it was love at first sight for you, which was embarrassing for you to think about now. the both of you hit it off immediately, but you kept all your feelings to yourself - though you were painfully obvious, hutao notes. you shared zhongli some of the poems you wrote, to which he compliments and praises highly. you summoned up the courage to finally dedicate one to him, which was what got you guys in the soft and tender romance. it was like a fairytale ending, but you never knew of the secret that zhongli hid. although you fell first, zhongli fell harder. he loved each and every poem you wrote for him. when he was feeling forlorn, he would read a poem you wrote for him. when he was happy, he would still do the same. he only wished he could whisper all these sweet nothings to you, not to your tombstone.

al-haitham.

⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ MASTERMIND. you and al-haitham were one-sided academic rivals, and you were determined to see him fall. maybe, that's why you got along so well with his senior, kaveh, but that was besides the point. you schemed long and hard, until you figured it out! romance! it was outside of the rationality that al-haitham prepared for, which should trip him up. and so, you resolved to make him fall in love with you to distract him - while you swoop in and become one of the best students the akademiya has ever seen! ... except, the more you spend time with al-haitham and attempt to woo him, the more your plan is turned against you. but that couldn't be! you had planned to make him fall, not for you to fall in love with him. while you were too caught up in your master plan, al-haitham had been many steps ahead of you. while you laid the groundwork, there had been a wide smirk on his face - he knew the entire time. al-haitham was amused just by how you would make him fall, without knowing that he, too, was getting strung along to becoming your future partner.

thoma.

⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ INVISIBLE STRING. you were thoma's childhood best friend. you always spent time with him during his mondstadt days. the both of you were a dynamic duo, but you always felt something more for him. you never got to summon the courage to tell him, though. you did not want to risk your friendship with thoma by overcomplicating the circumstances. when he got stranded in inazuma, your worry increased tenfold and you hadn't heard from him since. it was only when you received a letter with a sakura petals that you cried in relief - that he, the man who still had your heart, was alive. you exchanged letters until you decided to take a trip to inazuma once the borders reopened. your reunion was a rollercoaster -- and you couldn't help it but confess everything to thoma, no matter the risk. thoma had never thought of how attached he was to you until the day he left mondstadt. you never left his thoughts when he was in inazuma - almost as if there was an invisible string tying you to him. it only hit him why he cared about you this much when you reunited with him again, with your words like music to his ears - he cared about you so much and he never wanted to let you go.

written by carlyle (@particular-one). copyright: all content belongs to particular-one on tumblr (2023)

[albed-hoe]

RAHHH i’m back 👹👹👹

today i made the subconcious decision to pull for c1 hutao with my 30 saved wishes for furina and genuinely cannot tell if i’m upset abt it or not (i have so many unbuilt 5 stars it’s TERRIBLE i cannot afford to add her to my collection 😭.)

BUT IM NOT HERE TO RANT YOUR EAR OFF!

i’m here to deliver that lynette version you oh so requested 😘

NOTE: IK YOU LEGIT JUST GOT BACK INTO WRITING SO DONT FEEL THE NEED TO WRITE THIS ASAP JUST LET IT SIT UNTIL YOU FEEL UR CREATIVE MIND JUICES FLOWING AND TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF 👹👹👹👹

but yes, i thought while it’s fresh in my mind i’ll submit this entry to you for when you feel like writing this specific prompt 😁

SO without further adieu,

FOUND FAMILY /w COMFORT PT 2: so this is following a similar path to my freminet one. basically m!reader decided to take a peaceful walk around the court of fontaine with freminet (it can be a continuation of the first part or a completely seperate writing piece, up to you!) and on the way they run into lynette. ofc they invite her along and ask why she isn’t with her brother, and she explains how he’s off with the traveller on some errands.

they all decide to sit down to have some tea & sweets and m!reader offers to order (bc freminet is a lil shy and lynette jus isn’t a people gal), so freminet goes to sit at a table & lynette stands in line to wait for the order after m!reader has finished paying (once again, lyney scored bae material 😍).

after m!reader sits down with freminet and starts a lil conversation abt what he found diving a few days ago, he notices lynette getting hit on by some random dude. she’s visibly uncomfortable and attempting to move away from this man but he is PERSISTENT (not physically touching her but he’s pretty pushy)

ofc, m!reader isn’t gonna tolerate this vile behaviour towards his future sister-in-law, so he goes up to the man and creates distance between the two and (not so kindly) tells the dude to fuck off. creepo notices the vision on our person (idm what element 🫶🏻) and quickly scurries off.

m!reader verbally assures lynette (he’s wary of making her uncomfortable by hugging her bc ifykyk) that he won’t let anything happen to her whilst he’s around and lynette gives a lil smile (FJAKFKWKFKQ I LOVE THE TRIO SM 😭)

eventually the tea & cakes come and freminet runs up to lynette worried abt her, but she jus reassures him that she’s okay and they enjoy a peaceful afternoon snack together <33

later on m!reader gets a knock on his door, only to open it and find a teary eyed lyney with a massive fuckin bouquet. ofc we’re in shock, but before we question everything he chucks them on the floor of our house and gives us a massive hug, thanking us once again for looking out so much for his family (with lynette’s heartbreaking backstory i just know something like this would freak lyney tf out). we just hug him back and say how his family is our family and how he loves lyney’s siblings like his own (fixing my family issues w this request for real 😔) and i’m lyney is 100% planning their marriage once more in his head 😭.



Found Family (Lynette ver.)

Characters: Freminet, Lynette & Lyney x GN!Reader (no mention of gender, but reader is putting ring on Lyney's finger in daydream at the end)

Summary: Lynette is attacked by a creep, but Lyney's future husband/partner comes to the rescue!

Warnings: Creep attacking Lynette, fluff, silly little Lyney at the end

Word count: 674

A/n: Okayyy I have an ask from over a year ago about reader’s first time with Kazuha and I wanna write that so bad?? Do you guys want that too?👀 (This is not a continuation of the Freminet ver.)

The streets of the Court of Fontaine were busy as a usual weekend afternoon would make them. You were walking around, observing the different food stalls and stores with Freminet trailing you. The boy was looking around at different things that interested him, tugging on your sleeve to show you items from time to time. (HELP HE’S SO ADORABLE) Suddenly, you spotted a familiar whisp of hair in the distance. You take Freminet’s hand and pull him to catch up with the other person.

“Lynette!” You call out to the boy’s sister, catching her attention. She turns around and gives you a nod in greeting. “Hello, [Y/N].” She ruffles her brother’s hair to greet him, as she usually would.

Lynette had a good feeling about you as soon as Lyney had introduced you to her. She had a knack for being able to ‘detect’ someone’s intentions and from day one, she was sure you were a good person. Normally she would keep her guard up and try to protect her brothers from people who would try to take advantage of them, but… You were different. She approved of you.

You invite them both for some tea and sweets at a smaller café, bringing them over to find a table. You ask them what they both want and head over to place the order at the counter. As you finish telling the server the orders and paying, you return to the table and sit with Freminet, striking up light conversation. When you turn to the lineup to see where Lynette is, you find a man getting quite close to her. You knew she was not a fan of social interactions, so it was a little odd to see someone acting so familiar with the girl while she was looking nervous. Something about his mannerisms was getting to you, but you could not quite figure out what it was until he touched her upper arm. The sudden disrespect towards your (future) sister-in-law prompts you to walk up to the two, and you grab the man’s arm holding on hard enough to make him let go.

“Kindly leave, before I make you.” You say, with a sarcastic smile on your face. Lynette is standing behind a hand resting on the area the man had been grabbing. He laughs in disbelief and scoffs.

“Or what? She obviously wants me.” Lynette turns away in disgust to wait at the counter for the order. Your vision glows and your grip strengthens.

“Or you’ll regret it.” An expression of fear settles on his face as he sees the anger in your eyes. You let his arm go and he turns around and leaves without saying another word. You turn back to Lynette, placing a gentle hand on her shoulder to get her attention.

“You okay?” You ask her. She nods and you both take the order and join Freminet at the table.

The tea and sweets get gobbled up and the three of you make your way back to the siblings’ home after finishing up. You say your goodbyes and you part ways with them, heading back to your small apartment.

A few hours later, a knock is heard at the door. You open it to see Lyney holding a massive bouquet with tears in his eyes. Before you can question him, he drops the bouquet on the ground and throws himself in your arms.

“Thank you so much for taking care of my siblings!!” He says into your neck, your arms coming to wrap around his back after you recover from your shock.

After a few moments, you pull him away from you and set your hands on both his shoulders.

“Your family is mine, Lyney. You entrusted your siblings with me, so I cared for them.” His eyes water up again and he hugs you even harder than the first time. As he cries into your shoulder, his mind keeps replaying a scene of you slipping a ring over his finger to tie the knot between you both forever.

Not 100% proud of this one but eh :/

[redhoneysugarorange]

I raise you the following ideas for more crossovers:

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Danny Phantom and Genshin impact?

Danny and Hutao would get on like a house on fire. But then if she finds out he's not only half dead but also never received a proper grave, it'll be a great set up for angst and fluff as hutao prepares him an actual funeral and burial ritual.

I think he'd feel nauseous around Chongyuns (in sorry If I mispellsd his name) but because he's half human and also a different kind of ghost (ectoplasm based rather than energy) the pure yang energy doesn't effect him as much.

I feel like around Quiqui Danny would be able to help her with her memory problem. A dab of ecto here, some ectoice from the far frozen there, and she would be remembering much more. After all, the half dead need to stick together. I feel like Chichi and Baizhu would love a visit to the Far Frozen to learn medicine from the Yetis, and perhaps learn how to heal illnesses they never thought possible.

The traveler would relate to being a fellow traveler from a different world. Perhaps the traveler once visited Danny's home dimension, and thus they can talk about changes and what they miss about home. Danny would offer to help find The Traveler's sibling, but even Danny doesn't have that power. I feel like Danny would also have trouble from the unknown god when trying to leave.

This is not to mention the several other ghosts, spirits, demons, and other such remnants of the past that are all over Teyvat. Imagine that Danny's presence, or maybe a portal, would end up leaking ecto into the surroundings and result in the ectofying of several dead and evil things. Chaos across the land, Xiao would be beyond pissed at this ghost boy who brought back so much of the evil Xiao and his fellow yakshas spent their lives to wipe off the surface. But this also has the capability of bringing in some of the more beloved deaths. Teppei, The Salt God, Xiao's Yaksha family, Ei's sister and friends.

I also feel as though Danny could definitely tame one of the ruin machines, or at least make some mischief with them.

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Danny Phantom and Marvel?

Damn we got this kid with parents who have super mad scientist vibes, it wouldn't take much to drop him off into the hands of a marvel character.

Bruce Banner? Would vibe with Danny "my parents made a portal to some sort of afterlife" Fenton. Bruce would be so angry and saddened when he learns the fact Danny died due to lax safety protocols. If you want make ectoplasm radioactive and bam another thing they can bond over. I feel like they could learn a lot from each other. Danny could introduce him to Cujo, like "hey my dog does that to!" and Bruce would be intrigued to watch Cujo go from cute puppy to hulking giant dog.

Tony Stark? If earlier on, Would say he's not fit to be a father, end up agreeing to being Danny's mentor, and yet would still end up being a protective dad anyway. He would bring well needed structure in Danny "I'll sleep when I'm dead - oh wait" Fenton's life. Would be so much more stressed 24/7. If later on, Danny would get along well with his daughter I think, and would do his best to figure out where the souls that got snapped went. None of them ended up in the infinity realms, and tha should not be possible. So where did they go?

Danny would meet Vision and go "oh cool, a never born" and would end up explaining the concept of souls formed in ths infinity realms, and how their are spirits there who are simply formed through emotions. I feel like if you snuck in a "like you, your soul was formed from love, appreciation, and steady acknowledge as being human" vision would be so overwhelmed and happy.

Danny in Space with Star Lord and his crew? Oh hell yeah. Get space Core Danny in their and you'll get a crew of Allen's baffled at this human child with no sense of danger who won't seem to stay dead.

"Starlord, how do human children work? Are they supposed to be able to go through solid material?"

"How the fuck am I supposed to know?"

"you're a human and you used to be a child!"

"AND????"

Captain America? Danny could casually remark something like "oh I lost a lot of respect for America when they declared my species non sentient and ordered the death of all of us" and just completely fuck some shit up.

Black Widow? Here's this kid, that unlike her own assassin upbringing, was raised to be a normal American. This child, he agreed to fight not because he was raised to, nor was he one of those young heroes ready to fight alongside other heroes for the wonder of being a hero. No, this child chose to do this, because he felt obligated to. He felt obligated to, because despite it being his parents mistake he himself was the one to turn on the portal. Danny was also the only one capable of fighting the ghosts that began to haunt their town for a long time, fighting not to kill but to contain. This child even grew to understand his enemies, and fight alongside them when needed. He had gone through so many changes through both his powers in his ghost form and his mental state in his human. All Natasha could give him at this point was some training, which he desperately needs.

Why didn't he have a mentor? Oh? Your godfather is like you and wanted to kill your dad, marry your mom, and make you his son/ his mentee? You learned some things from encounters with him where he's hurt and electrocuted you? He's cloned you in an attempt to coerce you into an obedient child for him to father, and you had to watch almost all of your clones (except for one, apparently named Dani with an I) melt in front of you when it didn't work out in Vlad's favor?

Oh. Oh Natasha had someone to kill. Even if that fucker won't die he'll pay.

That's all I can think of right now, I have more fandom ideas but my fingers are tired of typing.

Bruh yall fam I love Danny Phantom crossovers

Like hes so easy to plop in other universes

The idea hes in Miraculous Ladybug and gets akumatized and just talks to hawkmoth. Dudes stuck with this 14-16year old kid cause the bug wont/can’t get out. Kid please im trying to work stfu. Ok yes yes my fault for trying to use you in my evil plot hut it’s 4 am and I have a big meeting in the morning. Kinda shit. That or Ladybug thinks hes an akuma when hes Phantom snd doesn’t trust shit he has to say.

Mcu? Hawkeye getting another kid. Ironman finding out parenting is easy wtf is wrong with people. Captain America finding out parenting is hard someone help him. Bucky just chillin. Thor throwin hands. Loki 🤝 Danny

Fnaf? Dudes a dope security guard and befriends all the animatronics. Or hes just a dead kid haunting the place who befriends the DCA. Who probably don’t like him at first cause hes a dirty rule breaker. But a kids a kid man.

Saiki K? Do yall think Danny could clock Saiki? 20$ says Danny head empty so Saiki thinks hes either like him or like Nenduo and avoids him either way.

RWBY? Ozpin son and defence squad. Too easy next.

Soul Eater? Hell yes fuck yes. Bruh don’t need no one and is topping the charts as worst student ever cause he aint collecting one soul. Helping those fuckers move on. Oh now hes expelled. Well you can’t expels him sir hes walking out. Next new villain cause hes saving those souls you sick fucks. Oh yea these are bad people? Well doesn’t mean they should be used to give you a fucking one up. His own soul has been used to power a country and that shit sucked. No one deserves to have their own being used like that. Wtf (souls arent the same here danny smh you are starving some poor kids probably idk I have t seen the show in ages)

Honestly idk how I would put him in SAO? He would just win?

Psych? Yea hes called in a tip and everyone is sus about him like with how they are about Shawn. So fuck it. Plays it up. Holy shit a ghost! Shawn is going thru it in here cause ghosts arent real right? Gus probably making Shawn take a break from cases cause hes clearly lacking sleep. Though didn’t Gus believe in ghosts??? Lassiter actually ends up liking the kid. Pranking Shawn is just a bonus. Karen knows.

Doctor who? Again too easy next.

DC? Adopt him adopt him adopt him adopt him. No matter which dc character is it they gonna adopt. Unless it’s Joker cause he dies on sight.

MHA? Bruh still getting adopted by someone.

Why is Danny so adoptable???

Put that fucker in warrior cats and bluestar is gonna come fukin running

[veshiro]

Hey bestie 👹 How are you doing it’s been a while. I was wondering if you’d be interested in writing some headcanons about hutao. Just like some domestic wlw fluff if you could <3 Hope you’re doing well !!

- 👹

notes: omg hi 👹anon <3

Hutao x fem!reader HCs

you better be prepared to be pranked. to her, everyday is april fools

waking up first morning, thinking it’s going to be a good day, but then you find she used thickener in the milk, completely ruining the calm morning atmosphere

if she decides you are worthy of not being a victim, you two have a nice morning

she’ll have breakfast from wanmin restaurant sitting on the table with a giant smile on her face

kicks you under the table constantly

when she goes to work she’s gone the entire day, so you try to make the most of your mornings and nights

loves cuddles 110%, once she’s home she does not remove herself from you— good luck

you two often go on little walks outside Liyue together just to see the environment and be alone

she’s a really loyal girlfriend, once she picks you, that’s it, you’re hers forever

loves matching rings‼️

has your name engraved in her favorite ring, got you a matching one

sleeping and eating with you are something she cherishes immensely, just the domestic moments she can share with someone she loves

works really hard to keep you happy, so you should do the same