#husben
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nekotvorchestvo · 1 year ago
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ineffable husbens
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fecto-eevee-agitando · 2 years ago
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WOAH, DIDN'T KNOW THEY WOULD COME HERE TOO!!!!!
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Wanted to do something for Kirby's Adventure's 30th anniversary (aka Meta Knight's birthday), but I ended up drawing, uuuuuuh... whatever is this. 😅
Well, have two husbens bonding at "Parque del Retiro" in Madrid (bg photo taken by me btw).
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elliottswaterlilies · 2 years ago
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🔥 Warming Up 2 U 💞
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First artwork of 2023 let's mf GO !!!
THE HUSBENS THEY ARE REAL
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demonsgold · 5 months ago
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her name is mom
and wen its lunch
after her stomic got hole punched
garlic butter her husben spred-
she take his plate. she lik the bred.
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ang31ey3s-d3mons3edz · 8 months ago
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👉👈... I also got dis 4 u...
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F-fank u.... Husben.. 🩷 /p
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me and my husben na perekuri
upd. Бля мені сказали шо маршал мігрень русня, відкриваю вакансію на новий локскрін((((
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sc3n3-b1tch · 4 months ago
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This is my mom’s HUSBEN not husband HUSBEN!
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kakashi hatake face 🩷🪷✨️🍃
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itashippingandshitpost · 3 years ago
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Aesop: my dear, Victor, the love of my life, my sun and my moon, can you tell your dog to not sleep in the bed with us?,i can't really breathe when she presses her fat little body on my chest
Victor: "no, she likes you" :D
Aesop: ..., she may killed me on my sleep
Victor: "and thats bad?" :S
Aesop: well you do have a poitn my beloved
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sarcher09 · 6 years ago
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! To my heart, Buffy’s daddy and my eternal agape. #archer009adventures #myheart #boyfriend #agape #dad #eternal #baby #cutie #rockstar #husben #birthday #sexy #iloveyou https://www.instagram.com/p/BtJ47uVnqJn/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ef51m50zgez1
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mayushiis · 2 years ago
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@corrathecat
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Boom 🔥
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samswinchesters · 7 years ago
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#this is how loki can still win
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bowlcut-intellectual · 3 years ago
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husbens
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sexysilverstrider · 3 years ago
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husbens......
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fafulous · 5 years ago
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BINKY BARNES I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY HUSBEN
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vaingloriosa · 6 years ago
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Fur Better or Fur Worse
RK900/Nines x Reader
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Words: 1.5k
Summary: The unexpected pregnancy of your cat, Gemma, brings out an unexpected friendship with your hot neighbor.
Author’s note: < REBLOG to ZYPE > HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRYAN DECHART! if it weren’t for the chat, i would’ve never known this man's birthday...now my life knows no peace. man, y’all, i cannot believe i am still around these neck of the woods...after ALL THIS TIME. here’s to bryan choosing not to cosplay nines because he’d be so damn powerful that it’d be game over for me and my [redacted]. enjoy the early upload!!
“Oh, Gemma, what have you gotten yourself into?”
You first noticed the bump on accident as you were preparing your orange tabby’s food. Gemma had become impatient at your slow pace when she stood up on her hind legs to claw at your thigh. You narrowed your eyes when you examined her closely. You always attributed her general plumpness to just her living her life deliciously but then you realize that you had gotten it all wrong.
Gemma is pregnant.
How could this be? You always kept the tabby indoors where she wouldn’t get into risky behavior and get herself hurt. You prided yourself in being the best cat parent, always keeping an eye on her whenever she was within your eyesight. However, you couldn’t always track her movements and you never trusted home security devices ever since they were introduced.
Then you remember the unbearable heat weave the swept across Detroit in mid-August. You couldn’t help but crack the window just a few inches...
Oh, gosh, Gemma must’ve escaped through the window of opportunity to explore the outside world. Now, you watch your cat give birth to her first litter of kittens inside your cramped closet. You close your eyes as you hear the small movement coming from within the box you had prepared beforehand for Gemma. You didn’t know how you would be able to take care of kittens with your new job that demanded more of your undivided attention and time. Taking care of Gemma was one thing but kittens required supervision, special care that was vastly different than an adult cat, and you weren’t sure if you can do this alone.
You move your head to face the new mother licking one of her kittens.
“Hold on a second,” you say underneath your breath and inch closer towards the cardboard box. While Gemma mindlessly tends to the kitten, you squint your eyes at your revelation.
“Gemmy, you little bastard, tell me you did not fuck the hot neighbor’s cat.”
Her soft little meow followed by her eyes closing a tiny bit gave you all the answers that you needed.
The kittens fur, although not fully set yet, were a shade of orange and gray with some kittens having orange paws. They all had gray tortoiseshell fur from head to toe. You rise from your crouched position to look over at your window. From the outside you can see the house lights at your neighbor’s and suddenly you feel like you’re in “The Great Gatsby” looking off into the light of the East Egg. Even from the distance you can make out the silhouette of the Russian Blue father.
You bite the bottom of your lip in contemplation.
Nines was more of an anomaly, a concept, rather than an actual real person. He felt like a ghost of sorts, always working odd hours down at the Detroit Police Department downtown. In your initial meeting, you found out that he’s an android after your housewarming gift of a pie was for nothing. However, Nines was thankful and even kept the damn thing. After that, you two never talked to each other but that didn’t stop you from coming up with silly daydreams that involved a lot of domesticity bliss and then some...
You were kind of dreading bringing this subject up.
A week goes by and you’re about nearly had it up to here with the kittens’ constant crying while you’re trying to fall asleep. Your work as a pharmacist had you constantly on your feet and all you wanted to do when you got home was relax. To be deprived of what little free time you had to tend to these kittens was overwhelming. Gemma was only one cat mother so it had to be all hands on deck to help her out.
As you plop your ass on the hardwood floors, you knew enough was enough. You’ve noticed the soft glow coming from Nines’ house beforehand and you had to seize the moment. You gather up the cardboard box with both Gemma and her kittens with your intent to march up to Nines’ door and demand some sort of child support. Cat food, kitten formula, hell, you would even settle for back massage at this point. All you needed was some peace of mind and to sleep for a one solid fucking hour.
The moment the door opens, the box of cats suddenly becomes heavy in your arms and your skin begins to form goose flesh all over. Those are some very gray eyes.
Nines tilts his head and says your name. “Are you aware of the time?”
You blink frantically, whooshing away those romantic thoughts and remembering why the hell you came here anyways. Gemma lets out a small meow and Nines looks down at the cardboard box.
“Thanks for answering your door at such a weird hour. I, um, I think your cat might have gotten my cat pregnant? And by the looks of her kittens, your cat is the only viable option.”
Nines draws closer to the box and reaches inside to pick up one of the kittens. He gazes into Gemma’s eyes, his own slight hooded, and pitches his voice up a few octaves. “Do you mind?”
Gemma answers him with another meow and exposes her belly towards him. Nines nods his head, a small smile forming at his lips, then secures the tiny kitten in the palm of his hand. The glow from the lights inside illuminates the gray and orange mewling kitten and you did not how you were keeping your cool; feeling an urge to place the box down and asking if you could kiss him after watching his soft behavior with your Gemma. Suddenly, a familiar gray cat appears at the door frame and brushes up against Nines’ leg.
“Oh my gosh!” you screech out in your tender animal voice. You can’t help but smile when you see the Russian Blue in the flesh for the first time. You gently place the box down on the porch and kneel down to get a better look. However, the gray cat did not want nothing to do with you because once his eyes lock onto Gemma, he immediately brushes past you and into the cardboard box with your cat. You watch the cat nuzzle his head against hers, licking her head as a gentle hello. Your heart melts at watching your cat receiving affection that you always yearned for.
Nines kneels down to place the kitten from his hands back with their mother. You two watch in fascination at the interaction between both of your cats. You reach over to pet the Russian Blue and for a second you thought it may be a bad idea but the moment your hand reaches his fur, he accepts you.
“His name is Apollo.”
“Her name is Gemma.”
You let out a snort as you witness Nines reaching over to pet your cat. She leans into his touch and you never wanted to be a cat more than right now. You take a seat on the porch and draw your legs closer to you.
“So, you think Apollo is the father?” It’s more of a rhetorical question than anything and you hear Nines’ let out a soft laugh under his breath. He takes a seat in front of the box and places his hands in his lap. You two watch in silence as Apollo begins to wash one of the kittens with his tongue and settles into the other corner of the fairly large box. You wish you could enjoy the peaceful moment until a pain shoots up through your neck from your spine. You wince at the sudden pain, rubbing the back of your neck and closing your eyes.
“Are you alright?” Nines asks, his voice conveying concern for your well-being. You hadn’t have someone ask if you were okay in a long time and you almost become shocked at the question.
“Just peachy,” you sigh out, “Well, actually, no, not really. With my work at the pharmacy, it always seems like I close then a few hours I have to open. I thought I could be a good cat parent and balance the two but...I didn’t think kittens could be this hard.”
Nines’ shifts his position to give you his full attention. You look up from the box to watch him closely.
“I would like to help you in any way possible.”
Your jaw nearly drops at his proposition. You must have made a face when he speaks up again. “I want to be there for you and Gemma.”
You place your hand over your heart and nod your head in near disbelief. You let out a tiny laugh then look back at Nines.
“So you want to raise a cat family with me?”
The corner of Nines’ mouth forms a small smile. “It would be my pleasure.”
You two work around your busy lifestyle. On days you know you will have to wake up early, Nines comes over to pick up Gemma and the kittens so you can have some quietness for once. Sometimes when Nines would text you about staying late at work, you would let yourself into his house to take his cat with you to stay over. You would go over with them in tow in order to have a play date with Apollo which made for a perfect opportunity to get to know Nines a bit more personally.
You couldn’t believe all it took was Gemma fucking Apollo to have Nines’ pin you up against his wall pressing hot kisses against your neck.
You make note to thank her later.
Tagging: @kwaiky, @cura-posterior, @sethrine-writes, @sunstrain, @the-darklings, @deviantramblings, @thedragonkween, @hades-ii, @deviancy-wasteland, @yonaih, @diansaprince (thank u for support your local dbh stannie), @susiephalange (GOSH!! QUEEN!! IM LOVE U!!), @michverse (....my other caucasian king...the race war ain’t ready...), @pointedly-foolish (ASJKDJSAKSA MY DECHART HISTORIAN HOW U DOIN’?), @kyarymell, @connorswink,  @feralconnor, @justadweebwithashittydream, @heysliver, @negotiator-on-site, @marvelousmorales (is this thing still on *pats mic* anyweys im love u), @dizzypinwheel (ur husben still owes the chat recipes SKSKSKSK), @wrinkledparchment (it may sound redundant pero thank u for ur service), @blue--blushes (AHHH), @black-widow-fangirl (wig), @mattiekins, @layinglonely, @dragonempress123, @divadonadance1, @xyfanficarchive (hope you are living your life deliciously!!), @shorthawkes
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hellinconverses · 5 years ago
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there's this hartwin playlist on spotify, as always I'd link here but can't, hmu if you want the link but it's called spy husbens if I'm not mistaken
anyway, eggsy listening to best friend by rex orange county and getting real into it bcs:
"i still wanna be your favorite boy
i wanna be the one that makes your day
the one you think about when you lie awake
oh, i can't wait to be your number one"
(I'm unavailableplum on instagram and all my art is tagged plum makes art here on tumblr)
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